Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 500 Leaning against the wall to bask in the sun, drinking tea and eating melon seeds

"Good morning, it's [-]:[-] in the morning, everyone, remember to go to bed early and get up early."

Xiaofeng got up from the bed, walked to the balcony in her pajamas, sent a good morning message to the live broadcast fan group, and sprayed water on the flowers and plants on the balcony with a watering can. It was already autumn, and people outside put on long-sleeved clothes. , but she still can't feel the temperature change. Anyway, as long as there is one person wearing short sleeves, she will definitely not wear long sleeves, and she will be too hot.

After watering the flowers, she took a toothbrush and began to brush her teeth while scrolling through the news from last night. Seeing "good night, good morning and a good rest" from several suitors, she curled her lips and opened Weibo. After slapping his face, he took a beautiful selfie and posted it, with the words "today without makeup".

In a short while, a lot of comments swarmed in, licking dogs of various breeds began to lick crazily, and she just smiled lightly, walked into the room and began to change clothes, but she always felt that something was wrong today, something was wrong Something is staring at her, but according to her spiritual sense, this would not normally happen.

"Maybe it's time to lay eggs...I just laid eggs last year, so it can't be so fast." She scratched her head, but when she looked at her watch, she found that it was getting late, so she didn't have time to think about it, and quickly started to change her clothes.

And at a breakfast stall in Dongbai, Gu Tao was looking at his phone while eating snow-coated red bean paste buns and big lapis. The principal next to him was poking his head up to him and looking at the content on her phone together. What is playing on the phone is the scene of Xiaofeng changing clothes.

"You watch live porn?"

"What pornographic live broadcast..." Gu Tao pointed to the phone: "Phoenix's daughter."

The headmaster's eyes widened: "Phoenix's daughter? Is that the clone that was reborn and created for me?"

"Yes, her ability is theoretically the same as Phoenix." Gu Tao ate a bun: "I'm monitoring her 24 hours a day."

"Is it worth changing clothes?"

"Criminals, how can they be regarded as ordinary people." Gu Tao said righteously: "Oh, this figure... tsk tsk tsk..."

"Okay." The principal pressed his phone down: "No matter who it is, respect women."

"Okay, just turn it off." Gu Tao put the phone back into his pocket: "There is still the last round of this individual competition. In the ten-person competition, we have five wins and four losses. This class of teachers is not good."

The principal glanced at him: "Not everyone has your ability, Teacher Shentu is already very good."

"Tell me, how do these toriko-turned spirits have children? Lay eggs?"

"Yes, lay eggs. They will lay an egg regularly, but it is similar to ordinary eggs and cannot be hatched, but if they have a partner, they can hatch."

"I have to find a way to get a phoenix egg." Suddenly laughed: "I don't know if it can be fried or fried."

"Don't mess around." The principal patted him: "The phoenix egg is as precious as the ginseng fruit on the sacred mountain in West Kunlun. You really want to eat it..."

"What will happen?"

"I don't know." The principal shook his head: "I have never eaten it, and no one has ever eaten it..."

Gu Tao snorted, and then continued to eat breakfast. At this time, the reminder about Xiaofeng he set had been sent, and the drone was following her on the bus. Gu Tao glanced at it and smiled. The principal said: "Fenghuang's daughter rides the bus, it's amazing."

"What's so magical about this?" the principal said while wiping his mouth and touching up his makeup in the mirror: "She has been in the world for too long, and she has completely adapted to this kind of life. Demon spirits like us in this world It’s all like this, just like I prefer to use Shanghai snake oil ointment, although it is a bit cruel to me, but I am very adaptable to it and it is easy to absorb.”

"Is this equivalent to human beings smearing corpse oil on their faces?"

The principal stopped and looked at Gu Tao coldly.

"Okay, okay...I won't say it, I won't say it, the last scene is Chen Ming, right? I'll go and explain to him."

Today at 10:30 is the last individual competition, and the team competition will be held after a few days of rest. The strategy of the team competition is determined by Shentu Youzheng. Gu Tao is not good to participate casually, and he does not have a team However, he can still talk about the individual competition, especially the last one was his student.

But as soon as he walked to the hotel surrounded by the principal, he heard the voice of the little black dragon through the door, "Is Su Daqiang drafting? Your mother will die tonight." Gu Tao knew that this dirty thing was watching a TV series. When I was in school, I basically scolded all the villains in the movies and TV shows I watched. Some villains scolded villains, and some villains scolded annoying characters.

As soon as he heard it swearing, Gu Tao automatically thought of the poor and timid little Bailong. After comparing the two, he really felt that Xiaobailong was really a national daughter, and his sister was not as loving as her, let alone her. This elegant and easy-going black dragon sister.

Knocking on Chen Ming's room, he was very surprised to see Gu Tao's appearance. He quickly tidied up the messy room, poured hot water for Gu Tao, and smoked a cigarette.

"The hotel is completely non-smoking." Gu Tao pointed to the no-smoking sign: "No smoking."

"Teacher Gu, Xiaolongnv told me everything, thank you..."

"Don't thank me, how old are you. You think about how to provoke the burden of life."

"My dad said to give me 1000 million, and I can do whatever I want. He said that as long as we really like it, age is not a problem, but there are also requirements, that is, we can get married after 24."

Gu Tao was stunned: "The rich second generation..."

"Don't force me, I will never know how rich my parents are... My dad has [-]% of the original shares in Papa Ma, I don't even know, he said that he borrowed a sum of money to start a business with Papa Ma , Dad Ma gave my dad some shares." Chen Ming said with a smile: "Don't look at one percent, I'll figure it out... tens of billions. My dad only remembered this last year. There is a lot of money on that card, and now I don’t go to work, and I play mahjong at home all day.”

Gu Tao was speechless.

"But I don't plan to be a rich second generation. I have discussed with Xiaolongnv. After graduation, I will go to the base to start from scratch, and do the job I like."

"That's hard work."

"Exciting." Chen Ming nodded, "I don't want to be in my early twenties and just hang around like my dad."

Awesome... the rich second generation is awesome!
What else is there to say?Worried about other people's lives? 1000 million is simply used to fall in love. It is estimated that Chen Ming refused a lot. I don't know how much money an ordinary family can never see in their lifetime...

"I was hit." Gu Tao sighed: "My dream is to eat and wait to die."

"I can't, Mr. Gu. You are so talented, how can you just wait to die." Chen Ming rubbed his hands and looked at Gu Tao: "Mr. Gu, are you here... to give me equipment?"

"No."

Gu Tao became serious: "Let me tell you some precautions for the game at [-] o'clock."
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After the game started, Gu Tao also sat in the stands together, but this level of competition is really meaningless, Chen Ming's ability is a bit disgusting, the opponent voted in 30 seconds, and his own battle plan was useless to win Now, all his attention was on a little girl sitting next to him in a black lo-girl dress eating beef jerky.

"Two pure idiots, pecking at each other, rubbish, waste, nothing interesting at all, the mother is not as good as the old..."

Gu Tao raised his hand and slapped her on the head: "I warn you, if you let me hear you swear again, the sofa cushion is reserved."

"You fucking..." When Xiao Heilong raised her head and realized that it was Gu Tao, she was stunned: "Hey..."

"Laugh, laugh for me!" Gu Tao passed her and said to the embarrassed Xiu Chen: "Send her to Xiu Ling in a few days."

"Ah..." Xiu Chen was stunned: "I'm a bit reluctant..."

"I can't bear it, what has she become after following you! Let Xiu Ling repair her." Gu Tao sneered: "I still don't believe that she can't be cured."

"I won't go." The little black dragon hugged Xiuchen's arm: "I want to be with my bitch mother."

Xiuchen's face turned green, and he nodded vigorously to Gu Tao: "Send it! It must be sent there!!!"

"It's over, it's over..." Xiao Heilong collapsed all of a sudden: "I want to send my mother off online! I want to sign up!"

Xiuchen raised his head with a serious face, while Gu Tao looked at Xiuchen with his arms folded: "You see, the end of being spoiled."

"Send it later! No, send it now, let me tell the principal! Send it now!"

Soon, Xiuchen got the principal's permission, went straight back to the hotel room, activated the formation to go back to Kunlun, dragged the crying little black dragon and said to Gu Tao, "Will Teacher Gu go with you?"

"I'm not going, I still have something to do. I just sent Xiaolongren's daughter there yesterday, that is, the little white dragon. You can go there by yourself. Spiritual cultivation has a way to deal with her."

Xiuchen left angrily, and about two hours later, as soon as she returned here, Xiu Ling called Gu Tao and told him to come to Kunlun right now, Gu Tao didn't know why so he went... As soon as he entered Shuiyang Palace, he saw the little black dragon lying on his stomach on the tree, and the cultivator underneath held the magic whip of an unknown monk, with his hips on his hips, and shouted at the bottom: "Come down! Come down for me!!!"

"No, I won't let it go!" Xiao Heilong pointed at the magic whip in Xiu Ling's hand: "You put it down!"

"Get down!"

"Put it down!"

At this time, Gu Tao came forward, and the little black dragon saw him coming, and flew into his arms, then turned around and stuck out his tongue at Xiu Ling: "I am here, you are awesome!"

"The ghost is your father." Gu Tao put her down, looked at Xiu Ling who had been blown out of anger, "Did she do something insane?"

"She bit Xiaoxue!"

Gu Tao took the whip and hit the little black dragon's butt three times, making her howl.

Under the magic whip, the black dragon's magic immunity was the same as playing, and he cried after the beating, this time it was really crying, the kind that was very sad.But Gu Tao picked her up and came to the back room to see his sister treating the wound on Xiao Bailong's hand. Xiao Bailong cried and shouted whether it hurts or not, looking at her very distressed.

Gu Tao put down the little black dragon, took out the spray from his pocket, picked up Xiaoxue's arm, and started spraying lightly: "You, in the future, say it hurts, say it hurts, say it sad when you're sad, say it's hungry when you're hungry." , you and your sister are the same as this little bastard, they are all little babies."

Xiaoxue hummed while suppressing her crying, then suddenly hugged Gu Tao's thigh and cried out with a wow.

At this time, Xiu Ling came in and looked at Xiao Heilong with a cold face: "Xiaoxue is the biggest of the three of you, look at your sister and then at you, let me tell you, Xiaoxue hits you like playing, and I let you. Are you still biting?"

"Hmph..." Xiao Heilong raised his head, then walked behind Gu Tao and grabbed the corner of his clothes, looking at Xiu Ling unwillingly and aggrieved.

On the contrary, the calmest elder sister, she looked at these two guys in a daze for a long time, then looked at Gu Tao, raised her head and asked Xiu Ling: "Isn't he my father?"
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In the past few days until the [-]nd, I can only double-update... I have run out of manuscripts.

(End of this chapter)