Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 501 Leaning against the wall to bask in the sun, drinking tea and eating melon seeds

Gu Tao is thinking that he can launch a shared father business in the future, as long as he pays a certain amount of money, he can choose the father he likes, whether it is holding a parent-teacher meeting, celebrating a birthday with him, or beating up a fellow male classmate, share a father and I will help you , The business will definitely not be bad, but the father's qualifications are not easy to review, and it is easy for perverts to do things.

After comforting Xiaobai and comforting Xiaohei, after the two comforted, it was my sister's turn to be jealous and unhappy. After this round of tossing, it was dark, and Gu Tao was so tired that he leaned back on the chair and fell asleep. Children are even more tiring than a battle with a big devil. This is simply a double torture of mental and physical fitness. Faced with children with different personalities and mixed emotional needs, Gu Tao really can't bear it. live.

"time to eat."

When he was woken up by Xiu Ling, Gu Tao didn't know how long he had slept. His neck was extremely stiff, drool was all over his face and his back ached.

"Do you know that raising a child is not easy?" Xiu Ling handed him a fragrant wet towel: "Wipe it, when you were sleeping just now, three children surrounded you and studied for a long time."

"Why study me?" Gu Tao wiped his face, then smelled the towel: "This is your bath towel?"

"Yes, yes." Xiu Ling didn't bother to argue with him: "They are studying why you sleep like a shrimp."

"Oh..." Gu Tao rubbed his head: "It's really a big head. You always say that men don't grow up. I think the same is true for girls. I really tried to coax my girlfriends to coax children. They would kill them all. Three of them I almost died."

"This is still reasonable." Xiu Ling patted him on the head: "Come and eat."

After being reminded like this, he really felt a little hungry. He followed Xiuling into the canteen. Three children were already sitting there eating. Xiuling Kindergarten uses a meal-sharing system, so everyone has their own meal. , but Gu Tao didn't expect that the portions of the three of them could be so big. The volume of the rice bowl in front of each of them was about twenty liters, twenty liters!The food inside is piled high, with broccoli, shrimp, beef, chicken, cabbage, potatoes, tenderloin and bean sprouts piled on top of the rice. The color scheme is quite nice, but the portion is terrifying.

"This...a meal?"

"Yes, do you think that my sister will eat less than the two little dragons?" Xiu Ling chuckled: "She also has a midnight snack at night."

"Is the energy requirement so great?"

"Otherwise? My sister practiced very hard."

As Xiu Ling said, he put Gu Tao's food in front of him. Gu Tao glanced at his own food, and felt that the content was similar to that of the children, but the amount was much smaller, while Xiu Ling's own food was so simple that it made people laugh. A small bowl of rice, a little salted vegetables and a small piece of white tofu.

"You just eat this?"

"I can't help it, I have to lose weight." Xiu Ling looked down at his own dishes: "Last year's skirts are already too small, and there is meat on the waist."

Gu Tao looked up and down: "No."

"I can't see it, just pinch it with your hands."

"I pinch it." He said and really stretched out his hand and pinched it: "Well... there is meat."

Xiu Ling squinted at him: "I didn't expect you to be so presumptuous in front of a child."

"It's through the clothes."

"You still want to do it without clothes!" Xiu Ling looked at him dumbfounded: "You really owe it to me. I think it makes sense for Tifa not to let you have too much contact with your brother."

"I wasn't like this before." Gu Tao put his hand on his nose and smelled it: "Do you use Safeguard soap?"

"I use...you can't be so perverted?"

"Okay, can't I be wrong?" Gu Tao took two mouthfuls of rice: "Shuiyang Palace is so big, and you live alone?"

"This is an unused side palace. It's just right for me to live in. There is no noise outside." Xiu Ling hit the little black dragon on the head with chopsticks: "Don't steal my sister's food!"

Gu Tao looked at the emptiness outside, and then glanced at Xiuling: "Is there no gap? Suddenly, Sect Master Li became Aunt Li of Xiuling Kindergarten."

"What about you? Sect Master Gu to Teacher Gu, is there any gap between you?"

"No, it's very fulfilling."

"Yeah, I don't have either. These things are like drinking water. I became Sovereign Li because of my heart, but now I just returned to the place where I should be. I can play the flute, brew flower wine, Teaching children, cooking, painting, these are things I have been asking for for a long time.”

"Wow, you still play the flute." Gu Tao smiled: "Can you play the flute?"

"Yes, and I can play it very well."

After finishing speaking, she raised her hand and hit Gu Tao: "Why are you so annoying!"

Gu Tao was beaten inexplicably: "If I say something wrong, you will hit me?"

"Didn't you speak yellow accent again?"

"Am I sick? Speaking yellow accents in front of children."

"Oh, sorry, I'm used to it."

Gu Tao had nothing to do about it, and even wanted to spit on the ground.

"Forget it, my lord doesn't remember the faults of villains, and I don't care about something with a dirty mind like you." Gu Tao ate a shrimp: "Oh, your shrimp... so delicious and sweet."

"It's the shrimp from the fairy pond in Kunlun Mountain. The biggest one can be as big as a palm, and it's the best for children to eat." Xiu Ling looked eagerly at the shrimp on Gu Tao's chopsticks: "Give me one..."

Gu Tao shook his head helplessly, and handed over the chopsticks: "By the way, did you know that Phoenix's daughter came yesterday?"

"I don't know, but I've had contact with her, and she's very smart and cunning."

"Cunning fart." Gu Tao turned on the phone: "I started to monitor her, and locked on 33 believers for [-] days. Unfortunately, Xiaohong couldn't lock her. That's the real old fox."

Seeing Xiaofeng on the screen, Xiu Ling spit out the rice after taking a mouthful. He quickly wiped the rice grains off his legs, and asked in amazement: "How did you do that?"

"She doesn't know anything about science." Gu Tao sneered, "It's just a trick."

"What are you going to do next?"

"First get a phoenix egg and eat it." Gu Tao chuckled: "I'm a seasoned old hunter."

"Are you planning to hunt for beauty? She is as beautiful as the six sons. You are a scum-level, lustful hungry ghost."

"You misunderstood me." Gu Tao swallowed the food in his mouth in two or three mouthfuls, for fear of repeating the mistakes of spiritual cultivation: "I even treat you as a beauty who is beautiful and beautiful, and you can give and take what you want, why? Maybe go hunting."

After hearing this, Xiu Ling was silent for a while, and said in a low voice, "Get out after eating..."

Being kicked out by her again, Gu Tao was a little puzzled, the previous spiritual practice was not like this, she was very open and humorous before, how did she become like this now?
But before he finished speaking, he stood at the door and howled: "Xiaoxue, you are a sister, but if the sisters want to bully you, you just fight back! Especially that dark guy! Sisters must behave like sisters and Majestic. Elder sister, you must protect elder sister well!"

But after he finished yelling, he realized that his words seemed to be a bit overused with pronouns and predicates. I guess the three of them at such a young age might not be able to understand...

Sure enough, not to mention the three children, even the spiritual cultivation took a long time, and then I realized it after repeating it, touched my sister's head and said: "Your nickname is sister, so the last single sentence is for you to take good care of me." Sister Xiaoxue, all the older sisters in front of me told Sister Xiaoxue."

At this time, the little black dragon suddenly cheered up: "Am I my sister?"

"You are just a younger brother." Xiu Ling pointed to Xiaoxue who was sitting on the ground playing with a small toy and said, "She is the big sister, you know? She is already three years old, my sister is two years old, and you are less than one year old! How dare you Bullying two older sisters?"

"But I'm older than them all! Your mother is dead and you can't talk!"

Xiu Ling silently took out the magic whip: "I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language."

"But I'm older than them..." The little black dragon was frightened by the whipping, and changed his words in a low voice: "I'm sorry..."

"You're just big. Sister Xiaoxue will be bigger than you in a few days. As for my sister, she is human, so she is definitely not as big as you." Xiu Ling was very satisfied with the little black dragon's cowardly look: "But my sister is The most powerful of the three of you, you will rely on your sister to protect you from now on."

My sister was suddenly proud, and nodded with her head held high: "That's right!"

And Xiao Bailong raised his head silently, and whispered: "I want to be a doctor..."

While they were communicating with each other internally, Gu Tao's voice suddenly came from outside: "Cultivate the spirit and come out!"

"Go! Take a shower and change clothes."

"What's the matter? It's not like you haven't seen something on your body. I have something for you quickly."

Annoyed by this bitch, Xiu Ling had no choice but to open the door for Gu Tao, and Gu Tao who was standing outside was holding a box in his hand, which looked like an object for a ring, and Xiu Ling blushed when he saw it. The eyes also became watery, and the voice became soft and soft: "You... what do you mean..."

"This is what I want to give you." Gu Tao opened the box: "These are two rings for Xiaolong, one for each of Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai. These are battery suppressors that limit the speed of battery absorption, allowing the battery to be used by them for three rings. Month, it won’t be the case where it will be sucked up overnight and then its size will skyrocket. It was originally a mosaic suppressor, but I have improved it into a ring-shaped one, which will be easier to use. I..."

Before Gu Tao could finish speaking, Xiu Ling snatched it away and closed the door with a bang: "Get out of here."

Gu Tao stood outside scratching his head: "???"

Inside, Xiu Ling, who found that he was wrong, squatted on the ground leaning against the door, blushing hot, and then realized that he was too worthless...

"Tomorrow, I'm going to get in touch with Phoenix's daughter. What do you have to explain?"

Xiu Ling heard the shouts from outside, stood up and thought for a while: "She will control people's mind, be careful."

"It's alright, I understand." Gu Tao laughed: "Then I will trick you into eating a phoenix egg."

(End of this chapter)