big mouth ball king

Chapter 180 "Shrimp" and "Pig Heart"

"Hey, what happened to your neck?"

"I don't know, maybe it's twisted."

"Then I recommend you XX brand Analgesic, it's really effective."

"Okay."

Emma smiled from ear to ear, "These people are too bad."

"Isn't that illegal?" Kaya laughed.

"It doesn't matter if you don't name names."

What was shown on TV was a new advertisement based on the story of Tang Zhenglong and Bruce. The scenes were the same, but the names were different.

"Too much, too much." Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "But I like it, haha."

****
Bruce came to Cologne with his players. The second round was a life-and-death battle, but when he arrived at the airport, he saw the advertisement.

A middle-aged man with a twisted neck is holding an analgesic, next to an Asian man in a Cologne jersey.

Is there anything more embarrassing than this?
It's fine to kill someone, but do you want to punish him?
Bruce was furious, and only by eliminating Cologne could he feel better.

At this time a reporter came up.

"Hello, Bruce."

"Sorry, I'm not available for interviews."

"Just one question."

"sorry."

Bruce had an arrogant look on his face, and the reporter was upset, everyone is just eating, you are so proud.

Suddenly the reporter asked: "Mr. Bruce, does your neck still hurt? If it still hurts, you can try XX brand Pain Relief."

Bruce kicked up.

"You'd better move away."

"Mr. Bruce, watch your behavior."

"You should pay attention to your behavior. This is the airport."

The two sides parted unhappily.

*****
On the training ground, the players were whispering, "Is the analgesic that everyone said really works?"

"Hehe, are you looking for death? This is the most annoying thing right now."

"Haha, everyone is curious."

Young people like to die, someone suggested, "Why don't we buy a bottle and try it?"

Such a death proposal quickly won everyone's approval.

Soon, some team members went to a nearby chain pharmacy to buy a bottle.

Someone stretched out his hand and said, "Spray on my hand and try."

The man squirted.

"What do you feel?"

"Cool."

"Give me a try too."

"It feels good."

Bruce looked from a distance, "What are these guys doing sneaking around? Doing bad things?"

"Is it possible to share the kind of movie that can be finished by two or three people?"

"These bastards, this is Germany, we represent Denmark, and it is not you who are ashamed."

Bruce quietly went over to take a look, and suddenly petrified.

XX brand pain reliever!

Heartbroken!
It's okay for others to do this, but also for your own team members?

"You guys are free, aren't you?"

"Go and run [-] meters!"

Bruce snatched XX brand Pain Relief, "I'll buy 100 bottles later, and use it when you run cramps."

The team members were dumbfounded, they didn't expect the boss to get so angry.

"What are you still doing?"

"Go and run!"

*****
"Tang, this XX brand Pain Relief is really useful." Schultz laughed.

"It's very suitable for you. You won't be afraid the next time you are beaten."

Schultz's face darkened, "You're the one who got beaten!"

Someone asked, "Tang, can you get an endorsement fee for that ad?"

"No, I've asked. They're playing around the corner and don't need to give me money."

"Don, Bruce really hates you."

"What do you hate me for? I didn't mean it."

"Tang, how did you come up with that temporary tactile disorder?" Everyone laughed.

"I really have such a problem, if you don't believe me, I will prove it to you."

As he spoke, Tang Zhenglong slapped Schultz across the face.

"Don, you are courting death."

"I don't feel it."

"Matia, you are blushing, quickly spray it with XX brand analgesic spirit."

Tang Zhenglong touched it lightly, jokingly.

Then Stevens came in and everyone fell silent.

"How important tomorrow's game is, I don't think I need to say more, boys, whether you can make it to the UEFA Cup is up to you."

"Relax, head."

*****
"I don't give interviews."

"I'm sorry, we'll talk about everything after the game."

In the end, Bruce simply pretended to be on the phone and refused all interviews. He didn't want to say anything, and winning the game was the best response.

When the Cologne bus arrived here, Tang Zhenglong got off the bus and faced the reporter with a smile.

"Tang, I'll give you a can of XX brand Pain Relief."

Tang Zhenglong took it, sweating on his forehead, this fucking company is really a genius, and there is no endorsement fee.

"Reporters, are you cursed or injured?"

"Haha, of course not, we like that you can give the opposing head coach a headache."

This is a pun.

Tang Zhenglong nodded, "Okay, I will bring you a wonderful game."

"Come on, Don."

*****
In the player tunnel, the players on both sides were curious—has my opponent used XX brand Pain Relief?
"Don, have you tried XX Pain Relief?" asked an Odense player.

sweat.

Everyone is sweating.

puff,
Suddenly someone laughs, and it's contagious, both sides laugh because the whole thing is so funny.

XX brand analgesic spirit, when I think of this, I think of the scene of Tang Zhenglong tortured in the away game in Denmark

Since then, Bruce has left sequelae, and he never dared to approach the sideline again.

"Okay, stop laughing."

But the more you want to hold back, the more you can't help it.

"Hahaha."

"enough."

Everyone laughed and squatted down.

The referee turned around and looked, "What are you doing?"

"Nothing, nothing."

When he came to the court, Bruce was just about to take a sip of water when he was dumbfounded that XX brand pain reliever was written on a billboard beside the court.

"It's not over, is it?" Bruce's heart was bleeding.

He really wanted to kick the billboard to pieces like Klinsmann did back then, but he held back, he wanted to turn his anger into seeds of victory.

"I want to win. After the game, I will rush to Tang Zhenglong and give him the middle finger." Bruce comforted himself in his heart.

Germany's broadcast of the game was Germany Sports [-], and the commentator was Const, who was pro-Tang Zhenglong.

"The last two weeks, the stories around Cologne and Odense, on and off the pitch, I think it was a lot of fun for everyone to watch, but after 90 minutes, it all comes to an end and only one side can leave the pitch with a smile on their face."

The camera freezes on Tang Zhenglong.

"Don has been in the news for the past two weeks. He had some stories with the opposing coach, and finally made trouble with UEFA. Fortunately, the ending of the story was good and Don was not punished."

"Except for the goalkeeper's red card suspension on Odense's side, the rest of the starting lineup is the same as on the field, and Cologne's side is the main player."

"The young teenager Matip has settled down as the main midfielder. Stevens seems to like him very much. We look forward to the start of the game."

(End of this chapter)