big mouth ball king

Chapter 181

10 minutes into the game, the situation was even and stable. Cologne only needed a 0-0 game, while Odense had to score at least 1 goal.

Tang Zhenglong is running, this ball can no longer cause trouble, UEFA has already set his sights on him, this game must be a good boy.

Ding sound.

Mission: Make Bruce unforgettable again.

Reward: 300 mouth points.

Punishment: Big mouth cleared.

Tang Zhenglong petrified immediately, what was he afraid of, what was coming.

Make Bruce unforgettable again?

"System, do you want me to die?"

"Master, don't you think this is very interesting?"

"This……"

Tang Zhenglong really wanted to cry this time, but it was not for himself, but for Bruce, you are too miserable.

Tang Zhenglong could only find Matip: "I want to ask you for a favor."

Matip felt nothing after hearing this, and nodded in agreement.

****
Laursen was defending Tang Zhenglong, and when the two were entangled, Tang Zhenglong would not suffer, but it was still quite difficult to get around.

"Don, I have figured out your running position now."

"Okay, you're amazing."

Tang Zhenglong tried a few more times, but he was really suppressed.

Germany is still a bit hot in September, and the referee will allow players to drink some water when the ball is dead.

Another time when the ball was dead, players from both sides seized tens of seconds and ran to the sidelines to drink water. Tang Zhenglong gave Matip a wink.

Matip nodded, and took out the XX brand Pain Relief, "Ah, this thing is so comfortable, it won't hurt after spraying it on the neck."

When Bruce saw it, he came to provoke me, "You were sent by Tang Zhenglong to disgust me, right?"

"No, it's true. If you don't believe me, try it." When Matip sprayed, Bruce just stepped forward, and some sprayed into his eyes.

"You bastard, you sprayed my eyes, give me water."

Matip pretended to be panicked, "I'm sorry, I'll give you some water."

Boom.

Bruce didn't expect that the other party belonged to the Dai nationality. To celebrate the Songkran Festival, this is not to squeeze a little with a water bottle, but to pour it with a basin.

"Are you crazy?"

He opened his eyes and saw that it was Tang Zhenglong.

"I heard you need water."

"You bastard, you must have done it on purpose."

"No, I heard you say, you need water."

"I don't need your water! Stay away from me."

"Oh."

Bruce froze, "Wait a minute."

Why did Tang Zhenglong have a water basin prepared in advance?This is clearly intentional.

"Why do you have a water basin? I think you are waiting to water me on purpose."

Tang Zhenglong said harmlessly, "You're wrong again. This is my footbath. I'm used to soaking my feet during halftime. It can improve my competitive state."

Boom.

Bruce was dumbfounded.

Could this be Tang Zhenglong's footwashing water?

"I kill you."

"Don't get me wrong, this basin is clean. I will disinfect it after every game. You know, I have athlete's foot."

……

Bruce stopped entangled with Tang Zhenglong and told the assistant coach to keep an eye on him. He must go back to the locker room to take a shower immediately.

Ding sound.

"Master, the task is completed, and the other party is mad at you again."

"System, really don't let me do this kind of thing again, I'm a good person."

"Really? Then why are you enjoying it?"

Tang Zhenglong laughed out loud.

"Ha ha ha ha."

*****
Ten minutes later, Bruce returned to the court after taking a shower. It was still 10-0. He found the assistant coach and asked, "Smell me, do I still smell bad?"

"No, it's normal."

"By the way, have you ever smelled athlete's foot?"

The assistant coach shook his head, "What do you mean?"

"It's nothing."

Bruce looked at Tang Zhenglong viciously, feeling angry and aggrieved in his heart, it was some kind of hatred or resentment.

"asshole!!"

"If I were still a player, I would shovel you to death so that you could never play football again."

Tang Zhenglong didn't care so much, the most important thing for him now was to bypass Laurson's defense and complete the goal.

"Big man, do you have any weaknesses?"

"No."

"You can blow better than me."

Lawerson chuckled, "By the way, do you have any grudges against our head coach? Why do you always..."

Tang Zhenglong's face darkened, this was done by the system, it's none of my business.

Podolski shot in front of the penalty area, and the ball was thrown by the opponent's goalkeeper. Tang Zhenglong ran forward excitedly, but hesitated for a second when he was about to shoot.

This is the right side of the penalty area. If I shoot, I will activate the BUG skill.

No!
But with such hesitation, Lawerson stretched out his foot first to clear the ball.

"Why are you hesitating?"

Tang Zhenglong chuckled, how about switching to the left side in the future?

Just do it, Tang Zhenglong found Podolski.

"What? You're switching to the left? Why?"

"I've noticed that recently my left foot has been growing very fast."

This is bullshit.

"Why didn't I notice this in training?"

"That's because you are jealous of me and blinded by my halo."

Podolski knew that what Tang Zhenglong did must have a purpose, "Tang, you'd better give me a reason to believe it, otherwise it's impossible."

Tang Zhenglong sweated: "Okay, I admit that I'm short, I'm afraid of tall guards, okay?"

Podolski looked at Tang Zhenglong, and suddenly let out a burst of laughter, "Hahahaha, do you know that you are short?"

Tang Zhenglong was super upset.

"Yes, Lucas, I'm really tall, two centimeters taller than me, really awesome."

Podolski patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder: "It's good to know."

"Then can we switch places?"

"cannot!"

Tang Zhenglong's Ren Du's two veins are blocked.

"play me!"

"Okay, you wait, I let you try my beriberi water."

Five minutes later, the best offensive opportunity of the first half appeared. Cologne's Matip dribbled the ball in the middle and passed it to Podolski. He suddenly had a whim and hit the ball with his heel.

The ball was passed back to Matip. He continued to run forward with the ball. Tang Zhenglong was asking for the ball at the far end, but Matip didn't want to pass the ball anymore. He had already entered the penalty area. Young people don't want to score.

"Don is right, as long as I become a star, there will be girls who like me."

Matip shot with his left foot and the ball hit the side netting hard.

Silly.

It turns out that fame can only exist in movies, but there are too few such things in reality.

Tang Zhenglong ran over to comfort the frustrated Matip, "Xiao Hei, it's okay, you will definitely be able to get in next time."

Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand and pulled Matip up, "Remember, we will become stars, with endless money and girls."

"I only like Emma."

sweat.

Tang Zhenglong patted Matip, "I promise you, I will help you get Emma and make her your girlfriend."

Matip smiled, "Don, you're such a nice guy."

"Good guy?" Tang Zhenglong smiled.

(End of this chapter)