big mouth ball king

Chapter 308 Bus Tour
"The Icelandic volcanic eruption has affected hundreds of flights across Europe and the number is likely to increase."

Stevens watched the news on TV, his head was getting bigger.

"This is how to do?"

Then the phone rang.

"How? Will UEFA consider canceling midweek games?"

"No, the schedule cannot be adjusted at all."

……

Stevens was dumbfounded, "What does that mean? Then how do we go away?"

"The bus."

"The bus?"

"Okay, how about this, let's walk over."

The staff in charge of liaising with UEFA was also in a difficult situation, he was getting angry at both ends.

"This is a natural disaster, what else can it do?"

Stevens also knew that this was a natural disaster, but he couldn't accept it. Being a coach in the past would seriously affect the player's state.

You must know that long-distance travel is very tiring, and ordinary people can't bear it, let alone the players who have to participate in the competition.

Stevens knew it was useless to say anything, so he simply hung up the phone.

Benfica was very happy. Taking the bus from Cologne must have a great impact on the competitive state. Santos also pretended to express regret that the Cologne players could not come by plane.

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On the bus, Stevens told his players to stand up and walk around every hour to stretch their legs.

Tang Zhenglong and Matip sat together. After the car started, Tang Zhenglong took out his laptop to watch the drama.

What is being played is a costume detective drama called "Youth Bao Qingtian".

Tang Zhenglong looked happily, Matip turned his head, he was surprised: "Tang, you also have black people in China?"

"Black person?"

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, and then looked at the male lead with dark makeup and a crescent on his forehead, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Hahaha."

"what happened?"

"This is not black, he just looks black, and his name is Bao Qingtian."

Tang Zhenglong explained, but Matip didn't understand at all.

At this moment, Schultz came over, "Don, let's have some excitement."

"What is exciting?"

"Stop pretending, isn't there any stimulation in your computer?"

After finishing speaking, Schultz showed a "you know" smile.

"Oh, yes."

"Then hurry up and broadcast, everyone is a man."

"Ok."

Tang Zhenglong opened a video, and Schultz's face turned green, "Asshole, it turned out that you punctured my Maserati tire."

"Hahaha."

"You even took a video."

"Such a fun thing needs to be filmed, of course."

Schultz patted Matip, "Maybe you also participated."

"No."

A black face appeared in the video.

"You still said no!! They were all photographed."

"Well, I have, hahaha."

"I want revenge."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "It doesn't matter, I don't have a car anyway."

"Don, you owe me 1500 euros, and that's how much I spent on repairing the car."

Tang Zhenglong clicked delete.

"Okay, there's no evidence, I haven't done it."

"I do not have either!!"

Schultz's face was as green as Wu Dalang's hat, "You two get out, I curse your career will not reach the age of 30."

At this moment, there was a commotion in the car.

"what happened?"

"It turned out that a red Ferrari convertible was driving in the adjacent driveway outside the car. It's nothing. The point is that the driver on it is a beautiful woman."

Whistles came and went.

Stevens laughed, "So these big boys are so childish."

"Beauty, look over here."

"Beauty, are you single?"

"Don't go."

"Driver, stay with me."

The bus driver smiled and said, "Are you kidding, how could our car keep up with the Ferrari."

In the end, the beautiful woman in the car stretched out her right hand and raised her middle finger.

"Hahaha."

"It's so boring, our car can't keep up."

"Are you all idiots?" Stevens laughed.

"Head, you don't know that kind of happiness."

The happiness that young people sometimes want is actually a kind of nonsense in itself.

Soon, everyone felt bored again, and someone suggested it.

"We each say a shameful thing, but it must be kept secret, and we must not mention it when we get off the bus."

"I'm not playing!" Someone laughed.

"Does that mean you're a coward?"

"No, but the game is not fair."

"How unfair?"

"Isn't this kind of game basically not difficult for a shameless person like Tang Zhenglong?"

"That's true."

Tang Zhenglong stood up abruptly, "I'm right here, you think I'm air."

"Hahaha."

"Okay, let's start with me." Streit said proactively.

"When I was five years old, I stole a bar of chocolate from the supermarket."

This is really embarrassing, but it's okay, after all, it's a child.

"I peeked at my dad's adult magazines when I was 6."

Tang Zhenglong interjected, "It's the adult magazines your dad collected, or your dad took photos."

With a bang, everyone burst into laughter.

"roll!"

"Asshole, Don!!"

"Hahaha."

It was Podolski's turn, "My story is too embarrassing, you promise not to tell it."

"of course."

"I went to the wrong bar once."

"What's the matter!!" Everyone expressed dissatisfaction.

"There are only women in the bar."

"Damn, Lucas, you cheated, there's no shame in that at all."

"Listen to me, there are only women in the bar!"

Everyone understood and laughed loudly.

"Hahaha, Lucas, maybe you have a Barbie doll in your heart."

"Why is it always Tang Zhenglong who interrupts?"

"Don, it's your turn. You have to stun us."

"Are you sure?"

"of course."

"I mean, are you sure that your psychological endurance is OK?"

"Come on, freak us out."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "Do you still remember that Svant was injured a while ago?"

"Of course we had a goalkeeping crisis."

"Then do you know how I encouraged Bede at that time?"

"What? You encouraged him?"

"We really don't know that."

"Tell me."

Tang Zhenglong explained the underwear transfer method, and the bus was immediately quiet.

"Underpants transfer method?"

"Bed, did you really put your panties on your head?"

"I despise you!!"

"Don, you are really shameless."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "As I said earlier, you are not open-minded enough to accept it."

"Boss, if you want us to win the UEFA Cup, just listen to me, put your underwear on your head, and use the underwear transfer method."

"Don, let me just say it once, if that's the case, I'd rather we never win the championship."

"Lucas, come on then, you are the captain, let's start tonight."

"I have a suggestion, let's deal with Tang Zhenglong like this." Podolski laughed.

(End of this chapter)