big mouth ball king

Chapter 309
"Bed."

"Alexander Bede."

"stop."

Tang Zhenglong held Bede back.

"Why ignore me?"

"Don, you humiliated me, and now I'm a joke in the team."

sweat.

"Is it because of the underpants transfer method?"

Bader was furious.

"I never want to hear you talk again."

"Bed, can this be my fault?"

Bede was dumbfounded, "Who do you blame?"

"Blame the Germans for being too conservative in their thinking. What era is it now? You can't even accept such a scientific thing as the underwear transfer method!"

"science?"

Bede put on an expression, I don't read much, so you just play with me.

"Don, don't you care that they laugh at you?"

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "I don't care, that's jealousy. Do you believe that I told the reporter about the underwear transfer method when I was interviewed today?"

dumbfounded.

"Don, then I can only go to South America, and I can't get along in Germany."

sweat.

"Don, I hope you never bring this up again, it's too embarrassing."

"Okay, but don't ignore me, you know?"

Bader nodded awkwardly.

After watching Bede leave, Tang Zhenglong thought about it, is this embarrassing?I don't think so.

*****
"quick."

"Advance quickly."

"Don't have any stagnation in midfield."

Stevens asked his players not to stick to the ball, pass the ball as fast as possible, and push forward.

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong appeared.

"What are you doing."

"Head, I suddenly have an idea."

"Do not listen."

"do not."

Stevens was angry, "Don't think that because you score more goals, I won't dare to beat you."

"Boss, this idea is brilliant. If you don't listen, you will regret it. I promise this idea is more exciting than the red light district in Amsterdam."

"Fuck off, I'm Dutch, but I never go to that kind of place."

"I know, I'm just making an analogy."

"Don't make fun of my country."

"Ok."

Stevens thought about it, forget it, let him talk, otherwise it will be endless.

"Tell me, I'll give you 1 minute."

"Head, many Portuguese journalists around the training ground are secretly taking pictures."

"I know that."

"I think so. I pretend to fight with Lucas. In this way, the outside world will think that Cologne is the first brother." Tang Zhenglong pointed to himself, "I am at odds with Cologne's second brother, so that we can confuse the opponent."

"First brother? Who said you are first brother?"

"It's obvious, how many goals have I scored in the UEFA Cup?"

sweat.

More goals are king, no matter how bastard Tang Zhenglong is, as long as he throws the number of goals in your face, then you really have nothing to say.

Stevens shook his head. "I don't like playing tricks."

Tang Zhenglong shook his fingers and said with a smile: "This is not a conspiracy, it is a white lie, and it is called a white lie in English."

Stevens was dumbfounded, turning black and white, he only obeyed Tang Zhenglong.

"Fine, but don't overdo it."

"Understood, boss, you should rest assured of my acting skills."

"I'm relieved about that," Stevens thought to himself.

Tang Zhenglong ran over to tell Podolski what he thought, and the answer he got was NO.

"I can't act."

"It's okay, you can just follow me as the male lead, I'm the protagonist."

"Your size, the protagonist, I don't see the purpose of doing this."

"It's okay, you don't need to understand, just cooperate with me."

"no!!"

Just heard a crackling sound.

Podolski covered his cheeks, and a swear word burst out in his heart.

"Tang Zhenglong, you dare to hit me."

"By the way, get emotional."

Podolski was really irritated and kicked up, "I can't spare you this time."

"I've endured you for a long time, and I dare to do it. Don't you know that slapping your face is unacceptable for a man?"

The teammates were training, and suddenly they saw someone fighting over there.

"No way, Don and Lucas are fighting."

"How is it possible? Lucas has such a good temper."

The big guy went to persuade the fight, and the two fought harder and harder.

"Stop fighting, they are all teammates, what's wrong?"

"He called me short." Tang Zhenglong pretended to be angry.

"But you are short."

Tang Zhenglong even fought with Streiter.

"You're short!!"

"Don, you dare to hit me!"

"What's wrong with beating you!"

The teammates dragged away the troublemakers, thinking Tang Zhenglong would be miserable, at least he would be banned from the team and fined.

Unexpectedly, Stevens came over to take a look, and said "disband".

"Let's all go to rest."

The team members were dumbfounded, "There is no punishment for fighting in the team?"

Everyone peeked at Tang Zhenglong and thought: "Is Tang's status in the team already so strong?"

"Boss, don't you punish Tang for fighting?"

"Of course there is a penalty, but that's after returning to Cologne. Now I punish him and play well when he plays."

"Okay." Everyone thought: "Tang Zhenglong is your godson, we can't afford to offend him."

*****
The Portuguese reporter filmed on the sidelines for half an hour and almost fell asleep.

Cologne repeated short passes and jogging, which had no news value at all, and these pictures could only be washed out when they were taken back.

Suddenly, someone's eyes lit up and shouted: "It's a fight."

"what?"

Everyone looked over and saw that Tang Zhenglong and Podolski were fighting.

It's like suddenly seeing a hot girl on the beach, and everyone immediately cheers up.

"Hurry up, this is big news, there is internal strife in Cologne."

"Infighting in Cologne."

These titles are all free, and the Portuguese journalists are satisfied. Now they don't have to be scolded when they go back, and they can write happily.

With such a video, you can write the story however you want.

Soon, the news of the internal strife in Cologne spread, and the German journalists were in a hurry. Is this true?Why is there infighting in the team at such a critical time?How does team management work.

During the pre-match press conference, the internal strife in Cologne became the biggest focus of journalists from various countries, and everyone wanted to know what was going on.

Tang Zhenglong's goal has been achieved, and the next step is to continue pretending to be an idiot.

Facing the reporter's barrage of questions, Tang Zhenglong pretended to be stupid and said, "What? Internal strife? It doesn't exist at all."

The reporter was dumbfounded.

"Don, we filmed it, and you and Lucas got into a fight."

"That! Hehe, we are not fighting, we are competing, do you know about Chinese Kungfu?"

The reporters cursed at the same time in their hearts, do you think we are stupid?
Chinese Kongfu?

Did you practice kung fu on the training ground?

"At that time, I used a move called White Crane Spreading Wings, and Lucas used a move called Scissor Kicks. That's how we usually play."

Someone stood up, "Don, can you not insult our IQ? How do you explain it to the person who persuaded the fight?"

"Oh, that's not trying to persuade a fight, it's about us practicing kung fu together."

(End of this chapter)