big mouth ball king

Chapter 433 Voronin You Are Miserable
Andy Vandermeed.

The Dutchman left Inter Milan and came to Everton to regain his previous form, but once the physical condition of the players who rely on speed declines, it is really difficult to regain their form.

After coming to Everton, except for the FA Cup and the League Cup, he still didn't have much chance to play.

So Van der Meyde will take the MP3 to the stadium to listen to the song.

Tang Zhenglong knew this.

"Andy."

I'll go for it.

Van der Meyde was taken aback, Tang Zhenglong appeared out of nowhere.

"Don..."

"I remember your MP3 can record, right?"

"correct."

"Let me use it."

Van der Meyde's body was shocked, Tang Zhenglong was going to listen to the song on the court, right?

"Tang, you should know that you can't listen to music on the court, right?"

"nonsense."

"That?"

"I have great use, lend me."

Van der Meyde handed Tang Zhenglong his own MP3.

Tang Zhenglong looked left and right, it's too bad, the shorts don't have pockets, so... Van der Meyde saw an unbelievable scene, Tang Zhenglong stuffed it directly into the underwear.

Then there was a flamboyant smile.

"I'll pay you back later."

Van der Meyde showed a bitter smile.

"Tang, we have such a good relationship, there is no need to pay it back, you can keep it."

"How about that?"

Van der Meyde thought, "Being so polluted by Tang Zhenglong, this machine will not be able to purify it even if it is thrown into the fire."

Tang Zhenglong returned to the court and approached Voronin.

"Stay away from me, yellow-skinned monkey."

"No, I have to defend you, this is my task."

"roll!"

"Please be polite, we are equal, no matter black, white, or yellow, don't call me a yellow monkey anymore."

Voronin sneered.

"I'll call you Yellow Monkey, how about it?"

"I'll tell the referee."

"Go, let me see if the referee will believe you."

Voronin is also a habitual offender. He usually has a dirty mouth, but he is also very cunning. When speaking, pay attention to avoiding the referee and the camera lens.

"Hey, you can't do this, we are equal."

"Equality x fuck."

Tang Zhenglong felt that it was almost done, and kicked Voronin on the ankle.

The ankle is the most vulnerable place, and Voronin immediately hurt out of control.

"Yellow monkey, you want to die."

At this time the referee ran over.

"what happened?"

"Referee, he kicked me and gave him a red card." Voronin pointed to his leg.

Tang Zhenglong said with an innocent face: "Referee, I don't have one, he called me a yellow-skinned monkey."

"You really scolded him?"

Voronin immediately changed his face.

"How is it possible? I can't say that."

"Yellow monkey!"

Voronin and the referee turned their heads and looked dumbfounded.

"You came with a tape recorder?" Voronin was dumbfounded.

"Don, you can't take this thing on the field," the referee said.

Tang Zhenglong didn't care so much, and continued to play the recording. Gradually, other players also gathered around. It doesn't matter if you don't listen, just listen.

Fryer! !

Voronin mouthed a yellow-skinned monkey, all of which were recorded.

Voronin knew he was going to die, and stayed there numbly.

What else is there to say?

The referee decisively gave Voronin a red card.

Gerrard knew it was light and there was big trouble after the game.

"Don, I hope this recording can be kept secret. It's not right for you to go to the court with a recorder."

"Yes, Liverpool can buy me for £100 million."

The referee snatched the recording pen, "First, this recording cannot be made public. Second, I will submit it to the FA after the game."

Tang Zhenglong was overjoyed, he got a ticket for Chapter 1.

Just when Tang Zhenglong was feeling good, the referee gave him a yellow card.

dumbfounded.

"Why did you give me a yellow card?"

"You go on the pitch with a tape recorder, and I'll be fine if I don't give you a red card."

"But the rules don't stipulate that you can't bring a recorder." Tang Zhenglong whispered.

"The rules don't stipulate that you can't bring a home theater. How about I get you a box in the midfield."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong sweated and said, "That's unnecessary."

Benitez was taken aback by Voronin's sudden dismissal.

"In the end what happened?"

"..."

Benitez patted Voronin, "tell me clearly after the game."

Tang Zhenglong felt that Mascherano was too difficult to deal with, so he ran into the penalty area. In this way, one of his opponents was Liverpool's Finnish central defender Sami Hyypia.

Hyypia is the core of Liverpool's defense. His defense is very stable and he rarely makes major mistakes in his career.

Tang Zhenglong entered the penalty area and immediately attracted Hypia's attention.

He gestures to Mascherano.

"Tang Zhenglong leave it to me, you don't need to retreat."

"it is good."

*****
Tang Zhenglong entered the system and pulled the page to the bottom.

"Master, what do you think about the 100-point skill?"

"I miss the past. At that time, the housing prices in the third ring road had not exceeded 100 yuan, and many good skills could be bought for [-] points at that time."

"But now?"

"Things are different."

The system doesn't even want to complain.

"Master, why didn't you say that you couldn't get along in Germany at that time, and you were about to be kicked out."

"..."

"what is this?"

"Once at 100 points, the curse of God."

"The curse of God means that you can curse a person, and then some bloody things will happen."

"What's the matter?"

"It varies from person to person."

Tang Zhenglong thought it was like an easter egg, full of surprises and shocks.

"Come on one."

"Who will it be used on?" Tang Zhenglong thought about it, and his eyes fell on Hypia.

"Just you, I don't know what funny bad luck will happen to you."

Everton's corner.

Yabo, the first altitude in the Everton team, rushed into Liverpool's penalty area, and Hyypia leaned over. He was the highest altitude in Liverpool.

Arteta's ball was exactly what Yabo found. In the end, it was Hyypia who hit the ball first.

However, the fight between the two was too fierce, and Yabo accidentally tore Hypia's shorts, revealing the underwear inside.

Originally, this was nothing, the players also had safety pants inside.

But Hypia is a bit special...

"Hahaha, the pattern of Sammy's underwear is Mickey Mouse's." The commentator almost burst out laughing.

Hypia looked embarrassed. This was originally an agreement between him and his son. He put on Mickey Mouse's underwear.

I thought it was nothing at first, but who knew that the shorts would be torn.

Tang Zhenglong burst out laughing.

This God's Curse is so effective, simply put, it's as embarrassing as it comes, it makes people wish they could find a crack in the ground and get into it right away.

To make matters worse, Hypia couldn't find replacement shorts.

"Hi, Mickey Mouse."

Hypia turned her head and saw that it was Tang Zhenglong who was smiling.

In the end, Hypia had no choice but to ask the team doctor to cover the Mickey Mouse pattern with medical tape, which relieved the embarrassment.

(End of this chapter)