big mouth ball king

Chapter 434 Tang Monk in Nigeria

Yakubu is in a hurry. Everton is a double striker, but looking at the scoring data, he is no different as a striker.

If a striker doesn't score a goal, it's useless.

"Tang, you have to help me, we are partners."

……

……

Yakubu turned on Tang Monk mode, and Tang Zhenglong was getting bored to death.

"Don, you can't be so selfish."

This sentence pissed off Tang Zhenglong, every goal I scored was on my own, what does it have to do with selfishness?
"How can I be selfish? My goals are all created by myself."

"I know, but you can't leave me alone."

"..."

Don't think that because you are stupid, I dare not hit you.

"Okay, I promise, I will pass it on to you when I get the chance."

Tang Zhenglong was a little upset.

suddenly.

"I don't know what effect the curse of God will have on Yakubu?"

Tang Zhenglong is ready to try.

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Alonso is the brain of Liverpool's midfielder. He controls Liverpool's offensive line, the ball flicks from left to right, tearing Everton's defense.

After Benayoun broke through from the wing, he suddenly passed back in an inverted triangle. The Everton player recovered a bit too much. At this time, he turned his head and saw that Gerrard was in front of the penalty area.

Within 30 meters is Gerrard's shooting range. He is best at long-distance violent shooting, but this time Gerrard did not choose violence, but a curved ball to hang the goal.

Howard was not fooled, and hugged the ball lightly with his ape arms.

Then Howard staged a god-level pass, and a big foot was sent directly to Yakubu's feet.

The American touched his bald head, "Can I still kick so accurately?"

Yakubu wanted to score too much, and was ready to make a miracle with all his strength, volleying directly from the penalty area line.

Bang!
The ball hits the post.

Just when Yakubu felt that he was unlucky enough, he didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to fill in the empty goal.

……

Yakubu's microcosm was shattered.

His long-range shot hit the goalpost, that's fine, it's even cheaper for Tang Zhenglong.

……

Ok!

"GOOOOOAL, Tang Zhenglong has scored 16 goals in the league, Yakubu is going to work hard."

If Yakubu heard this, the commentator would probably be beaten up.

Tang Zhenglong snickered when he saw Yakubu's unlucky face.

"God's curse is really fun."

After 0 to 2, the smell of gunpowder in Derby came out.

Liverpool fans and Everton fans began to curse each other, and the stadium became noisy.

But the referee is also prepared. After all, everyone knows the popularity of the Derby. The referee asked the coaches of the two teams to control their fans, otherwise the consequences will be at their own risk.

Moyes made a downward gesture towards the stands, and the Everton people calmed down. After all, they were leading at this time.

And Benitez seems absent-minded, what he cares about is the situation on the court.

Soon, gunpowder smoke spread to the court.

After a fierce fight, Jagielka and Mascherano stood up.

This is not accidental, the actions of the two people seem to be "to cause trouble", a [-]-[-] open ball, both sides deliberately did not close their legs, and they collided with each other with a hard bridge and a hard horse.

And it seemed that the previous conflicts were all foreplay. After the fall, the two of them were like springs under their buttocks, and they exploded instantly, looking for each other to push the bull.

"Tang, hurry up, there's a fight."

When the Derby comes to this kind of time, it is the tip of the needle.

"Why do you want me to do it? When I was being bullied, you were all very calm."

"Tang, that's different, you're an old drama player."

Tang Zhenglong really wanted to smack Lee Carsley's fat face, is this still human?

"There was a conflict between the two sides, and the atmosphere in the derby was too intense."

In the Premier League, derbies without conflicts are too embarrassing to show them to others. It seems that derbies must be full of smoke.

Jagielka and Mascherano spamming each other with trash talk.

Both parties are sincerely greeting each other's mother and other female compatriots in the family.

Tang Zhenglong came over slowly and saw that the referee was about to draw a card.

"Oops, this is estimated to be a large area."

Tang Zhenglong thought: "What will happen if the curse of God is used on the referee?"

The players on both sides were stunned. They didn't expect the referee to act resolutely, without even saying a word, and directly raised his cards.

The referee pretended to be X, thinking: "I am the real boss on the court, what are you?"

Suddenly, everyone felt something was wrong. What kind of card is this in the referee's hand?

It's not a yellow card, it's not a red card, it looks like... a poker card!

"Referee, what card is this?"

"Yellow card, are you blind?"

……

Someone timidly said: "Referee, you'd better confirm it."

The referee felt insulted.

"I've never seen you guys so skinny, this is a yellow card."

As soon as the words fell, the referee was dumbfounded.

"Poker?"

This referee usually likes to play a game, so he often brings poker cards with him. Unexpectedly...

After a brief silence, it was unknown who made the first snort, and then couldn't hold it back.

The players on both sides were at war with each other, but at this moment they laughed together, and Jagielka and Mascherano laughed so much that they supported each other.

The referee was as embarrassed as if he had no clothes on.

At this time, he was embarrassed to play any more cards, and even his majesty as a judge on the court was gone.

He may have been the first referee in football history to show a playing card to a player.

"so fun."

"System, I have a weird idea, what will happen if I use God's curse on you?"

"It may clear your points."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong had a black question mark on his face.

"Don't be so cruel, I was just joking."

The amazing thing is that after this incident, the anger on both sides disappeared, because the poker card always appeared in their minds.

Tang Zhenglong was about to continue playing tricks, when "Tang Seng" came again.

"Tang, why do you think I'm so unlucky, the ball is obviously mine, I didn't expect..."

Tang Zhenglong didn't want to listen anymore, this guy is negative energy every day.

"It's just a little short, and if you go 10 centimeters in, the ball will be scored."

"Don, do you think I will be terminated by Everton if I continue like this?"

Tang Zhenglong endured it.

Forbearance.

Forbearance.

In the end Tang Zhenglong couldn't hold back.

"Stop nagging in my ears, I'm not your father, it's none of my business if you can't score goals."

Unexpectedly, Yakubu was scolded and cried by Tang Zhenglong.

……

Tang Zhenglong had black lines on his face.

There is a saying-crying like a 200-jin fat man, this should be Yakubu.

Tang Zhenglong could only comfort Yakubu.

"Do you think this is good? I will definitely give you an assist in this game, otherwise I won't be called Tang Zhenglong."

"Then what's your name?"

"..."

"My surname is Ya Zhenglong."

"Tang, my surname is not Ya."

Tang Zhenglong almost vomited three liters of blood, and waved him away.

Entering the system, you can only buy an assist skill, or you will really be annoyed by him.

(End of this chapter)