big mouth ball king

Chapter 587 Strange task upgrade

Chapter 587 Strange task upgrade
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

This time I was really stunned, sweating all over my body, as if I just had a strenuous exercise.

Task: Collect kisses from zodiac girls.

Rewards: Dribble +10, Speed ​​+3.

"Zodiac?"

"Aren't you a foreign system? Do you know the zodiac?"

"Master, I am the human system."

Tang Zhenglong was already sweating to the point of being dirty and vegetarian.

Zodiac signs?

If the span of the twelve zodiac signs is one year, what about the twelve zodiac signs?This span is 12 years.

Mamma mia! !

Tang Zhenglong was crying to death, "Where can I find girls with different zodiac signs?"

"Woooooo."

"And this reward is too little, the speed increased by 3?"

"Master, increase the speed by 3 to reach 90. After reaching 90, every point of increase is very difficult."

Tang Zhenglong also understood that it was like when he was in school, the gap between 99 points and 100 points was far greater than the gap between 59 and 60 points.

"System, can you change the mission? For example, collecting girls of twelve nationalities."

"Can't!!"

"..."

*****
Linda opened the refrigerator to get juice, turned around and almost bumped into Tang Zhenglong.

"What are you doing? Are you trying to scare me to death?"

Tang Zhenglong's smile was fake, and he knew something was wrong at a glance.

"What's the matter? Tell me."

"Hehe, do you have a younger sister?"

"Yes, I have."

"Then do you have an aunt?"

"what?"

"If yes, can you invite your sister and aunt to come to our apartment at the same time, the better their age gap is as big as possible."

Linda suddenly became angry.

"abnormal!!!"

"Hey!! I didn't do anything, why are you scolding me?"

*****
Everton Lounge.

Lee Carsley was drinking coffee with Howard and Cahill when Tang Zhenglong came over.

"Lee, I want to ask you something."

"what's up?"

"Do you have a sister?"

"No."

"Then do you have an aunt?"

"Have."

"Great."

Lee Kasli Khan.

"My aunt is in her 40s."

"That's better."

Lee Carsley, Howard and Cahill looked at each other, they were wrong.

"Don, I didn't expect you to be a pervert."

"Fuck you, you guys are thinking wrong, I have a purpose."

"Tell me, what is the purpose?"

Tang Zhenglong made it up.

"What? Fan census?" The three were shocked. "I've only heard about the census, but I've never heard of the fan census."

"It's the same thing. I want to know who my fans are made up of, and then I want to develop some products to sell to them, just like Beckham and Ronaldo. They play football and do business at the same time. After retiring, they will have no worries about food and clothing."

The three showed surprised expressions, they didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to still have brains.

"Then why are female fans?"

"Buffett said that women and children's money is the easiest to earn."

"Buffett also said this?" Cahill wondered.

Lee Carsley patted the table, "Really!! For example, I live frugally, but my girlfriend can buy whatever she wants, because she spends my money."

"Look!!" Tang Zhenglong said with a smile, "Since ancient times, wives have been prodigal."

"Okay, we will help you with the census, but you have to promise us one thing."

"what's up?"

"We want to take a stake in your business."

"Participating in shares?" Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded. It was a non-existent thing, so how could there be shares for you to participate in?

Ha ha ha.

"It's just started now, there is no sweetness, and when my business grows bigger, I will definitely take you to play."

Cahill shook his head, "I want the original stock, that's the most valuable."

I rely on!Do you still understand original stocks?
Lee Carsley also said: "I want to take a share, otherwise I won't help you."

Tang Zhenglong really wanted to smack himself, but he would lose his words if he said too much. He knew that these people were pissed. If they wanted to buy shares today, they would get dividends tomorrow.

"Well... I have a stomachache. I'll go to the toilet and talk about it when I come back."

*****
In order to avoid Howard and the others, Tang Zhenglong took a taxi home alone after training today.

Sitting in the taxi, Tang Zhenglong was thinking, "Where can I find a girl of the Chinese zodiac?"

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong thought, it seems that taxi drivers all over the world are talents, well-informed and eloquent.

Tang Zhenglong looked at the sign on the passenger seat, the driver's name was Paul.

"Paul, how long have you been driving a taxi?"

"Fifty-eight years."

"Then you know Liverpool well, don't you?"

"Of course."

"Then do you know where you can get girls born in 12 different years?"

Paul got it wrong.

"Haha, this is easy, I'll take you there."

When the car drove to the red light district of Liverpool, Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"Paul, you misunderstood, I mean the kind that doesn't cost money."

"Sir, are you Beckham or Tang Zhenglong, do you want to spend money? How is it possible?"

Tang Zhenglong really wanted to take off his mask and hat to make the other party stunned, but after thinking about it, he still didn't do it.

"Paul, this is a bet I made with my friends, get me out of here quickly."

"You are such a weird person. By the way, you are a foreigner. Your accent is weird."

"Yes, I am Korean."

"No wonder."

Tang Zhenglong has the habit of doing good things, I am Chinese, and doing bad things, so please call me Korean.

As the car was driving on the road, Paul suddenly thought of something.

"By the way, how old are you?"

"22."

"Then there might be a place for you."

"where?"

"University of Liverpool."

"the University?"

Tang Zhenglong also wanted to be admitted to Beiqing University when he was a child, but he gave up his studies after he started playing football.

"Take me to see."

When I came to the University of Liverpool, I felt very comfortable walking around the university campus with the breeze blowing.

"By the way, I can go to school while playing football. Many players do the same."

The most important thing is that there are girls of all ages in the university, Yujie, loli, everything.

Suddenly, someone shouted: "Tang Zhenglong."

Tang Zhenglong stopped, "No way, can you recognize it like this?"

Turning around to look, it turned out to be a poster, and he was wearing an Everton jersey, looking very handsome.

"Damn, one of my posters made these girls so crazy, if they see the deity, then..."

It is beyond description, and a copy of "The Complete Works of Lu Xun" is omitted here.

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Look, there's a silly X giggling."

Tang Zhenglong was stunned for a moment, and several girls pointed at him, as if seeing a fool.

"Humph!! I take off the mask, and you all kneel down immediately."

Tang Zhenglong made up his mind, I want to go to college.

******
"What? You're going to sit in at the University of Liverpool?"

"Correct."

The teammates were silent for a second, and then suddenly burst into laughter, several laughing so much that they fell to the ground.

"Hahaha."

"Killing me."

"Tang Zhenglong wants to go to university, which is similar to how I want to be Beckham."

(End of this chapter)

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