big mouth ball king
Chapter 588 How about I learn Chinese?
Chapter 588 How about I learn Chinese?
Foreign universities are different from those in China. It is easy to get in, but it is difficult to get a diploma.
Ms. Ailian, one of the board members of the University of Liverpool, was overjoyed when she heard that Tang Zhenglong was going to enroll. How much traffic would such a celebrity come to her school?
Ai Lian was waiting at the school gate when a gray BMW drove up and Tang Zhenglong got out of the car.
The reporters immediately surrounded him, and Xiaofei stretched out his hand to signal everyone to move back.
"Don, why do you suddenly want to go to college?"
"Because knowledge is power."
"Don, you don't look like a knowledgeable person."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong glared at the reporter, and found that he was a fat man. Since ancient times, fat people have always been evil, and it really is like this.
"Xiao Fei, stop them, especially that fat man."
"Yes, boss."
Walking into the campus, Ailian personally accompanied her.
"Don, what do you want to learn?"
"economy."
"..."
"What about your math grades?"
"Mathematics?" Tang Zhenglong was taken aback, "I can solve linear equations in one unknown."
Aileen Khan.
"Tang, studying economics requires a good foundation in mathematics. Do you want to consider changing your subject?"
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "I want to learn to write and become a famous writer like Shakespeare in the future."
Aileen Khan died, which may be the worst time Shakespeare has been hacked.
"Okay, Don, how much English literature have you read?"
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, then shook his head, "No."
……
……
"Tang, do you want to change another major?"
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and asked, "Do you have a Chinese major here?"
"Of course there is."
"Okay then, I'll learn Chinese."
Ai Lian was struck by lightning. Are you a Chinese who came to Liverpool University to study Chinese?
"Don't get me wrong, I went abroad early, but my Chinese is actually not very good."
Eileen was taken aback for a moment.
"Are you sure?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
"Okay, I'll make arrangements."
*****
Benjamin, Professor of the Chinese Language Group at the University of Liverpool.
Today, as usual, he came to the classroom, the difference is that there is a person behind him.
"Students, let me introduce a new classmate to you."
"Tang Zhenglong." Someone shouted out from below.
"Haha, that's right, he is Tang Zhenglong, our new classmate, auditor."
Someone wondered: "Aren't you Chinese? Why are you here to learn Chinese?"
"It's actually like this. I have 32/[-] Korean blood."
"..."
It seems that the answer is irrelevant, but everyone didn't continue to ask, after all, we can't control the enrollment.
"I don't think it's necessary to introduce yourself, Tang, please sit down." Benjamin smiled.
Tang Zhenglong went to the back row and sat beside a blonde beauty.
"Hello."
"Hi, my name is Jessica."
"American."
"How did you know?"
"Looking at the accent, there is still a big difference between the accents of Americans and British."
"Ha ha."
Through understanding, Tang Zhenglong found that Jessica was two years younger than himself, and this was the coordinates. If she was the first, then the girls behind must be 21, 22, 23, ... and so on.
Tang Zhenglong had a heated chat with Jessica when he suddenly heard someone calling him.
"Who called me?"
Looking up, it was Professor Benjamin.
Tang Zhenglong stood up.
"professor."
"Don, did you hear my question just now?"
"..."
Benjamin didn't want to embarrass Tang Zhenglong, so he said it again, "My question is about Chinese Laozi culture. What do you think?"
Laozi, Zhuangzi belongs to the Taoist school, but the professor's pronunciation is wrong, Tang Zhenglong heard it as "Laozi".
"I? Still cultured? Isn't this a curse?" Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
"Is China so powerful now? Is there someone abroad who specializes in studying Chinese foul-speaking culture?"
Tang Zhenglong was embarrassed.
"Tang, you should know that Laozi culture was formed in China's Spring and Autumn and Warring States period, right?"
Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "I really don't know about this. It turns out that the word Laozi has so much connotation."
"Don, you can say whatever you want, this is a free class."
Tang Zhenglong thought about it.
"I think I'm quite uncivilized."
"..."
Everyone was stunned.
"I think it's better not to speak foul language in life, you will be beaten."
The classroom was quiet for a while, and then there was a bang, and a burst of laughter echoed in the classroom.
"Tang, is my pronunciation wrong? I'm talking about Lao Tzu? The founder of the Taoist school."
home?
"To whose house?"
boom! ! !
There was another burst of laughter.
This time Benjamin was also embarrassed.
"Tang, are you really Chinese?"
"Yup!"
Benjamin began to have serious doubts.
"Okay, you can sit down and listen carefully."
*****
Eileen finds Benjamin.
"Professor, about Tang Zhenglong...I regret it."
"why?"
"Hehe, a Chinese came to learn Chinese. This is obviously a joke. I think he just wanted to hype it up."
Benjamin was taken aback, and then said: "I don't think so. I think Tang Zhenglong's Chinese level is about the same as his English level. He really needs to learn."
Ailian was taken aback, "Impossible?"
"Really, although I am also surprised, but his Chinese level is really average."
"That's great!!"
"..."
Ailian thought that Tang Zhenglong was here to make trouble, and she was still a little worried, but now she is fine, there is no need to worry at all, Tang Zhenglong may really be here to learn.
*****
Everton Lounge.
Teammates came over, Tang Zhenglong was the only college student among them.
"Tang, how does it feel to go to college? Have you hooked up with a young and beautiful female classmate?"
"Bah! I'm here to study, not to pick up girls."
Everyone put on a look of disbelief.
"By the way, Tang, what's your major?"
"Chinese."
When these words came out, everyone was shocked.
Tang Zhenglong was stunned when he saw these people, a little puzzled.
"what happened?"
"Are you going to study Chinese at the University of Liverpool?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded, "Yes."
Boom.
Everyone laughed and fell to the ground.
"..."
Tang Zhenglong was embarrassed.
"Hahaha, Tang Zhenglong came to England to learn Chinese."
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard."
A few laughed until they were out of breath, as if they were dying.
"Laughing fart, who stipulated that Chinese must be good at Chinese? Let me ask you, have you read Shakespeare's works?"
"of course."
"Don't tell me, you haven't read it?"
"..."
"Laugh, it doesn't matter, you are jealous, jealous that I can go to college."
"Tang, at your level, you probably won't be able to get a diploma."
puff!
Tang Zhenglong was not happy.
"I refuse to chat with you. I declare that in the future, those with a bachelor's degree or less will not talk to me."
"Haha, let's go and tell the boss that Tang Zhenglong has come to England to learn Chinese."
Tang Zhenglong picked up his coffee, left the lounge, and ignored them.
(End of this chapter)
Foreign universities are different from those in China. It is easy to get in, but it is difficult to get a diploma.
Ms. Ailian, one of the board members of the University of Liverpool, was overjoyed when she heard that Tang Zhenglong was going to enroll. How much traffic would such a celebrity come to her school?
Ai Lian was waiting at the school gate when a gray BMW drove up and Tang Zhenglong got out of the car.
The reporters immediately surrounded him, and Xiaofei stretched out his hand to signal everyone to move back.
"Don, why do you suddenly want to go to college?"
"Because knowledge is power."
"Don, you don't look like a knowledgeable person."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong glared at the reporter, and found that he was a fat man. Since ancient times, fat people have always been evil, and it really is like this.
"Xiao Fei, stop them, especially that fat man."
"Yes, boss."
Walking into the campus, Ailian personally accompanied her.
"Don, what do you want to learn?"
"economy."
"..."
"What about your math grades?"
"Mathematics?" Tang Zhenglong was taken aback, "I can solve linear equations in one unknown."
Aileen Khan.
"Tang, studying economics requires a good foundation in mathematics. Do you want to consider changing your subject?"
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "I want to learn to write and become a famous writer like Shakespeare in the future."
Aileen Khan died, which may be the worst time Shakespeare has been hacked.
"Okay, Don, how much English literature have you read?"
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, then shook his head, "No."
……
……
"Tang, do you want to change another major?"
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and asked, "Do you have a Chinese major here?"
"Of course there is."
"Okay then, I'll learn Chinese."
Ai Lian was struck by lightning. Are you a Chinese who came to Liverpool University to study Chinese?
"Don't get me wrong, I went abroad early, but my Chinese is actually not very good."
Eileen was taken aback for a moment.
"Are you sure?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
"Okay, I'll make arrangements."
*****
Benjamin, Professor of the Chinese Language Group at the University of Liverpool.
Today, as usual, he came to the classroom, the difference is that there is a person behind him.
"Students, let me introduce a new classmate to you."
"Tang Zhenglong." Someone shouted out from below.
"Haha, that's right, he is Tang Zhenglong, our new classmate, auditor."
Someone wondered: "Aren't you Chinese? Why are you here to learn Chinese?"
"It's actually like this. I have 32/[-] Korean blood."
"..."
It seems that the answer is irrelevant, but everyone didn't continue to ask, after all, we can't control the enrollment.
"I don't think it's necessary to introduce yourself, Tang, please sit down." Benjamin smiled.
Tang Zhenglong went to the back row and sat beside a blonde beauty.
"Hello."
"Hi, my name is Jessica."
"American."
"How did you know?"
"Looking at the accent, there is still a big difference between the accents of Americans and British."
"Ha ha."
Through understanding, Tang Zhenglong found that Jessica was two years younger than himself, and this was the coordinates. If she was the first, then the girls behind must be 21, 22, 23, ... and so on.
Tang Zhenglong had a heated chat with Jessica when he suddenly heard someone calling him.
"Who called me?"
Looking up, it was Professor Benjamin.
Tang Zhenglong stood up.
"professor."
"Don, did you hear my question just now?"
"..."
Benjamin didn't want to embarrass Tang Zhenglong, so he said it again, "My question is about Chinese Laozi culture. What do you think?"
Laozi, Zhuangzi belongs to the Taoist school, but the professor's pronunciation is wrong, Tang Zhenglong heard it as "Laozi".
"I? Still cultured? Isn't this a curse?" Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
"Is China so powerful now? Is there someone abroad who specializes in studying Chinese foul-speaking culture?"
Tang Zhenglong was embarrassed.
"Tang, you should know that Laozi culture was formed in China's Spring and Autumn and Warring States period, right?"
Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "I really don't know about this. It turns out that the word Laozi has so much connotation."
"Don, you can say whatever you want, this is a free class."
Tang Zhenglong thought about it.
"I think I'm quite uncivilized."
"..."
Everyone was stunned.
"I think it's better not to speak foul language in life, you will be beaten."
The classroom was quiet for a while, and then there was a bang, and a burst of laughter echoed in the classroom.
"Tang, is my pronunciation wrong? I'm talking about Lao Tzu? The founder of the Taoist school."
home?
"To whose house?"
boom! ! !
There was another burst of laughter.
This time Benjamin was also embarrassed.
"Tang, are you really Chinese?"
"Yup!"
Benjamin began to have serious doubts.
"Okay, you can sit down and listen carefully."
*****
Eileen finds Benjamin.
"Professor, about Tang Zhenglong...I regret it."
"why?"
"Hehe, a Chinese came to learn Chinese. This is obviously a joke. I think he just wanted to hype it up."
Benjamin was taken aback, and then said: "I don't think so. I think Tang Zhenglong's Chinese level is about the same as his English level. He really needs to learn."
Ailian was taken aback, "Impossible?"
"Really, although I am also surprised, but his Chinese level is really average."
"That's great!!"
"..."
Ailian thought that Tang Zhenglong was here to make trouble, and she was still a little worried, but now she is fine, there is no need to worry at all, Tang Zhenglong may really be here to learn.
*****
Everton Lounge.
Teammates came over, Tang Zhenglong was the only college student among them.
"Tang, how does it feel to go to college? Have you hooked up with a young and beautiful female classmate?"
"Bah! I'm here to study, not to pick up girls."
Everyone put on a look of disbelief.
"By the way, Tang, what's your major?"
"Chinese."
When these words came out, everyone was shocked.
Tang Zhenglong was stunned when he saw these people, a little puzzled.
"what happened?"
"Are you going to study Chinese at the University of Liverpool?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded, "Yes."
Boom.
Everyone laughed and fell to the ground.
"..."
Tang Zhenglong was embarrassed.
"Hahaha, Tang Zhenglong came to England to learn Chinese."
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard."
A few laughed until they were out of breath, as if they were dying.
"Laughing fart, who stipulated that Chinese must be good at Chinese? Let me ask you, have you read Shakespeare's works?"
"of course."
"Don't tell me, you haven't read it?"
"..."
"Laugh, it doesn't matter, you are jealous, jealous that I can go to college."
"Tang, at your level, you probably won't be able to get a diploma."
puff!
Tang Zhenglong was not happy.
"I refuse to chat with you. I declare that in the future, those with a bachelor's degree or less will not talk to me."
"Haha, let's go and tell the boss that Tang Zhenglong has come to England to learn Chinese."
Tang Zhenglong picked up his coffee, left the lounge, and ignored them.
(End of this chapter)
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