big mouth ball king

Chapter 711
KUN means big empty wings in Spanish.

Yes, it is the protagonist in the comic "Captain Football", and the reason why Aguero took such a nickname is influenced by the comics.

It is very common for Argentines to take nicknames. For example, Abbondancheli, the main goalkeeper of the Argentine national team in the 2006 World Cup, has his nickname - Duck printed on the back of his jersey.

Aguero's mind was in a mess, always thinking of the theme song of Captain Tsubasa, and suddenly he calmed down.

"I can't do this anymore, I want to be like Tsubasa Ozora, I want to conquer the world."

Ding sound.

Mission: Conquer the world.

Reward: Increase mouth points by 1000.

Punishment: Deprivation of ball course correction skills.

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

"conquer the world?"

"System, are you a secondary school student now?"

Such words as conquering the world should only be said by sophomores. Adults generally say, I want to conquer the goddess.

"Master, listen to my explanation."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen."

"..."

"Master, you are Tang Zhenglong, you are not Huanzhugege."

"..."

The system explained the cause and effect, which turned out to be what Aguero had in mind.

"Damn, you can read minds?"

"System skills, of course I can use them at any time."

"It's not fair."

"Life is inherently unfair."

Tang Zhenglong sweated to death.

"That is to say, I want to imitate Tsubasa Ozora's way to score goals?"

"Yes."

Tang Zhenglong looked at Aguero and thought: "I'm sorry, after I conquered your woman, I want to conquer your idol. I'm really too bad."

Thinking of this, Tang Zhenglong couldn't help being happy.

Oozora Tsubasa's most classic scoring method?
Anyone who has read the "Captain Football" comics should know that it is Barb Linkong.

"But the problem is... I can't!!"

*****
"Reyes made the cross, the ball ... had a chance."

Forlan leaned on Pepe with his strong body and gave the ball to Aguero. After the second rebound in the penalty area, the ball was almost chest high.

At this height, it would be better to shoot after stopping the ball, but Aguero didn't do this, he turned half-turned and shot in the air.

The action is very chic, the ball is also suppressed, Casey pounced, and the ball went out of the baseline.

"Beautiful, this is our Aguero, our KUN, our Maradona." Atletico Madrid's commentator began to brag about Aguero.

After Aguero finished the shot, he seemed to come alive suddenly, very confident.

"This is my true level, I am Tsubasa Ozora from Argentina!!"

*****
In fact, Aguero is quite handsome, coupled with his great skills, he has a lot of female fans after coming to Atletico Madrid.

A female fan in the stands yelled: "KUN, forget that bitch Giannina, she is not good enough for you, I will give you a baby monkey."

"Aguero, I love you."

Maradona explained on the spot, how can he bear it when someone scolds his daughter?

"Sorry, I have to leave for a while."

The commentator partner was dumbfounded, and left?

Is it live?

This is like a live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, but the host said, "I'll leave for a while."

"Diego, it's live broadcast now."

But what kind of temper is the old horse?He took off the headset and rushed to the auditorium.

"Hey, you!! What did you just say? My daughter is a bitch?"

Spain is not Argentina. In Argentina, Maradona is a national treasure, but in Spain, the old horse is considered a P.

"Yes, that's what I said, how?"

"Can you say that again!!"

"Your daughter is not good enough for Aguero."

Maradona was mad.

"Is your boyfriend here? Let him challenge me one-on-one."

As soon as the words fell, a big Argentine man of about 1 meters stood up.

"..."

"I'm her boyfriend."

"..."

Although the old horse is a hooligan, he is not stupid, and he is instantly cowardly.

"Actually, the whole thing was a misunderstanding. Aguero is innocent. Of course, my daughter is also innocent. It was all caused by Tang Zhenglong."

The old horse pointed to Tang Zhenglong on the court with his fat finger.

"It's all him!!"

"I know he's an asshole, but your daughter is no good either."

At this time, the commentator partner came to pull the old horse away, which was regarded as giving the old horse a step down.

"I'm so pissed off, bastard, if you didn't drag me, I would have started a fight a long time ago, hum!!"

*****
On the pitch, Tang Zhenglong was feeling depressed. He owed two tasks. The task of kissing the visiting team's female fans hadn't been completed yet.

Fortunately, both tasks need to be scored first.

Kick the ball in with a direct barb?
This is very difficult, Tang Zhenglong is going to start from the simple one, and first practice the feeling of flying in the air with the barb in the midfield.

Just do it!

Alonso was fighting for the ball with his opponent when suddenly Tang Zhenglong appeared out of nowhere.

"I'll take the ball."

It's just a midfield ball. Since Tang Zhenglong yelled, of course Alonso gave in.

I saw Tang Zhenglong soaring into the air, half turned around and kicked in the air.

Alonso was dumbfounded.

"Nima!!"

Tang Zhenglong missed the kick, and the ball went directly to the opponent's feet.

To make matters worse, Tang Zhenglong knocked the back of his head.

"Stop the game, I'm injured."

Atletico Madrid players thought: "Think of me as stupid!!"

The Real Madrid players ignored Tang Zhenglong and hurried back to chase. It is estimated that the referee could not call a timeout for Tang Zhenglong.

"Fuck!!!"

"Others are injured, stop the game immediately, I am injured, no one cares?"

woo woo woo woo.

"I just lied thousands of times, and you can't discriminate against me just because of this, woo woo woo."

When Tang Zhenglong got up, Atletico Madrid's fast break was also over and no goals were scored.

Alonso ran back.

"There is no need to apologize, I know you are also for the team." Tang Zhenglong acted very gentlemanly.

Alonso said angrily, "Apologize?"

"If it wasn't because you missed the kick, would there be something later?"

"By the way, why did you barb?"

Alonso thought about it and understood.

"Do you want to break your brain and Real Madrid will support you for the rest of your life?"

……

This brain circuit is second only to the system.

Tang Zhenglong smiled wryly, "Barb Linkong is very handsome."

"Not for you."

"why?"

"Because you have short legs."

Tang Zhenglong was taken aback.

"I'm 1 meters and Aguero is 8 meters. My legs are short?"

Alonso smiled, "You are 1 meters? Why do you look short?"

Rumble.

In Tang Zhenglong's world, [-] alpacas roared past.

******
"System, is there any skill that can make me a long-legged person? It doesn't matter how big my mouth is. If it's not enough, I owe it first."

"no!"

Just when Tang Zhenglong was depressed, the ball rolled over.

"Pass me the high ball, don't stick to the earth."

This kind of sticking to the earth, how can I barb the sky?Lying on the ground?That would no longer be a Tu Xingsun.

As soon as Tang Zhenglong took the ball, Ujfalusi leaned over.

"You can't pass this time!!"

(End of this chapter)