big mouth ball king

Chapter 712
"Thomas, believe it or not I'm going to barb Rinkong."

"Impossible, you must be playing ground ball."

Tang Zhenglong didn't want to continue talking, otherwise he would probably be ridiculed for being short again.

Tang Zhenglong stepped on the ball, pulled it back, and bounced up when the football touched his toes.

Then use your thighs as a pad, as if you were bouncing a ball during training.

"What is Tang Zhenglong doing here?"

The commentator was struck by lightning, could it be that he is stupid?
"Diego, what do you think Tang Zhenglong is planning to do?"

Maradona thought to himself: "I don't know!"

Ujfalusi didn't know what Tang Zhenglong wanted to do, could it be that this short leg was really going to hook the air?

After the ball passed overhead, Tang Zhenglong soared into the air and kicked the football.

"Enter!!"

At this time, Tang Zhenglong had the BGM of Captain Football in his mind.

"Da Kong Yi is not as handsome as I am, haha."

but……

Suddenly there was a scream.

what! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ujfalusi fell to the ground, holding his nose.

It turned out that Tang Zhenglong didn't jump high enough, and the ball hit Ujfalusi's face.

What a painful slap in the face.

Tang Zhenglong was sweating.

"I'm sorry, Thomas."

"You must have done it on purpose. How could your short legs hook you to the sky? You just hit me in the face on purpose."

"I'm disfigured."

"..."

"It's okay, do you know Korea? The plastic surgery technology is great. Even if your nose is collapsed, you can make you look as handsome as me when you go to Korea."

Ujfalusi almost cried to death.

"That's the second disfigurement!!"

Atletico Madrid players went to the referee to protest.

"This is a red card action."

The referee was also in a dilemma. This...the rules did not stipulate that short legs cannot barb the air. Besides, it was not Tang Zhenglong who kicked Ujfalusi with his leg, but the kicked ball hit the opponent's face.

Tang Zhenglong protested: "Are you crazy? I'm Barb Linkong, and I'm shooting."

"Your short-legged barb is empty?"

Tang Zhenglong exploded with a whimper.

"What's wrong? You can't barb the air with short legs? Referee, now UEFA stipulates that racial discrimination is zero tolerance, and he discriminates against me."

……

……

"Does this have anything to do with racism?"

"Yes, you discriminate against us Asians."

The referee signaled both sides to stop messing around and the game continued.

*****
"Guys, pass me the lob."

"lob!!"

Ujfalusi is right behind Tang Zhenglong.

"Tang, I swear, if you dare to slap me in the face again, I will fight you."

"You can escape."

Cristiano Ronaldo passed Antonio Lopez on the wing, and when he came to the wing and looked up, he saw Benzema at the front of the penalty area and Tang Zhenglong at the back.

If you look at it from the perspective of a professional player, then it should be passed behind, and Benzema has no chance to shoot.

"Damn it!! I really don't want to pass the ball to Tang Zhenglong."

But Ronaldo still passed it on.

The ball is a high ball.

Tang Zhenglong was overjoyed when he saw it.

At this moment, Ujfalusi seemed to feel that a tragedy might be about to take place. This height, this posture, what does this bastard want to do?
Tang Zhenglong kicked up.

Ujfalusi is very contradictory, am I hiding?Or do not hide?

After thinking about it, forget it, the disfigurement is not worth it.

Ujfalusi flashed, which made the goalkeeper Asenjo miserable. Originally, Tang Zhenglong's barb was not threatening, but the defender suddenly dodged away. This is infernal! !
It was too late for Asenjo to make another save, and the ball slowly flew into the goal.

GOOOOOOOOAL! !
"I am Dasora Tsubasa, I am Dasora Tsubasa."

Tang Zhenglong rushed to the sidelines.

Dive headlong into Atletico fans.

"System, if I die in battle, please tell my mother, I love her."

Tang Zhenglong smiled at a female Atletico Madrid fan: "Can I kiss you?"

"..."

"The other party is dumbfounded."

"roll!!"

Time is urgent, I can't manage so much.

"Don't pull me!"

"Don't pull me."

The female fans were dumbfounded, "I didn't touch you at all."

Before finishing speaking, Tang Zhenglong kissed him, and the female fans blushed.

"Let go of me, how can you do this!!"

The female fans thought: "This should be my line?"

Tang Zhenglong took the opponent's hand.

"Everyone testify for me, she kissed me forcibly!!"

"Go away, bastard, hit him!!"

"Yes, hit him!!"

Tang Zhenglong ran back amidst the attacks of mineral water bottles.

The teammate laughed and said, "Don, are you stupid? Why go to the opponent's side."

"I'm color blind!!"

"..."

*******
Aguero clenched his fists tightly, and Tang Zhenglong scored with a barb in the air. This was obviously aimed at him, he is KUN.

"You not only insulted my woman, but also my idol."

"Tang Zhenglong, we are eternal enemies."

At this moment, there was a ding.

Task: Get Aguero's favorability (100%).

Reward: Charisma increased by 200%.

Punishment: Deprivation of a skill (drawn at random).

"System, don't you need to rest? Is this meme fun? There are two missions, can you stop for a while?"

Tang Zhenglong missed the good old days when he didn't have to do tasks.

"Master, the system tasks are generated randomly, and the thoughts come from the heart."

"Thinking from the heart? Damn! Do you know such complicated idioms?"

"By the way, how much does Aguero like me now?"

"look by youself."

After the mission started, Aguero had a frame like a blood stripe on his head.

"Damn!! Favorability -20."

"Minus 20? Can this favorability be negative?"

"Ah."

From minus 20 to 100?

Ha ha.

Tang Zhenglong is dumbfounded, and is this possible?You cheated on someone, but you want the other person to have a good impression of you, how cheap it is! !
Tang Zhenglong walked towards Aguero.

"KUN, I also like Captain Tsubasa, and I like Misaki Taro the most."

Aguero has a bad face.

Tang Zhenglong laughed dryly, "Misaki Taro is the defeated under Ozora Tsubasa."

"I know, what exactly are you trying to say?"

"KUN, actually we don't have any hatred, right? It was all caused by that bastard Maradona, and I was innocent that time."

"..."

"The old horse forced me, he doesn't like you."

"I know, have you finished?"

"No."

Before Tang Zhenglong could finish speaking, Aguero had already turned his head and left. Looking at it again, his favorability became minus 40.

"Damn, you still lost 20?"

"How can I win Aguero's favor?"

At the end of the first half, Real Madrid temporarily led 2-1.

When walking back, Tang Zhenglong was still going to strike up a conversation, but this time Aguero didn't even show his bad face.

"No chance."

At this moment, someone in the stands waved at him.

"Old horse!!"

"There is a way. As long as the old horse admits that he did everything and has nothing to do with me, then Aguero has no reason to hate me."

Just do it, Tang Zhenglong turned to the stands.

As soon as he stood firm, the old horse kicked towards him.

(End of this chapter)