big mouth ball king

Chapter 731 Can You Be Serious

Five buildings.

Duan Xuan just went to work when a colleague came over.

"Brother Duan, I heard that Tang Zhenglong is back."

Duan Xuan was taken aback, "Who did you listen to?"

"Online."

"Come and have a look."

Duan Xuan took a look, there was no photo, but what he said had a nose and an eye.

"Is it really back?"

Duan Xuan began to get excited. This year is the year of the World Cup. If Tang Zhenglong is in the capital, he must be invited to be on the show.

Just do it, Duan Xuan began to contact Tang Zhenglong.

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"Longlong, your phone number."

Tang Zhenglong lay on the bed like a dead fish.

"My phone number? How is it possible? No one in the country knows my phone number."

Tang Zhenghua said: "It's from Wutai, and the other is Duan Xuan."

When he listened to Wutai, Tang Zhenglong felt dizzy. The style of the show was too serious to be joking. It was boring and it was easy to say the wrong thing.

"Just say I'm not here."

"But I already said you were at home."

Tang Zhenglong got up, "You idiot! And, how many times have I told you, call me brother, don't call me Longlong, it's not big or small."

Tang Zhenglong picked up the phone.

"Is it Tang Zhenglong?"

"Brother Duan?"

"Just call me Duan Xuan."

"Is there a problem?"

"I heard that you are back. This year is the year of the World Cup. Can I invite you to participate in a program?"

"..."

As soon as Tang Zhenglong didn't speak, Duan Xuan immediately said: "We gave the money."

"Hehe, it's not about the money, it's just that the programs on Channel [-] are too serious. You know me, so maybe it's not suitable for me."

"It's okay, for you, we don't have to be serious."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong sweated to death, implying that I was not serious?

As if realizing that he had said something wrong, Duan Xuan immediately changed the subject.

"Zhenglong, come on, there are many beauties in Wutai, I can introduce you."

Hearing this, Tang Zhenglong regained his spirits.

"Okay, but let me declare first that I am for the future of Chinese football and have nothing to do with beauties."

"I know!"

*****
A day later, Tang Zhenglong lay on the bed again, recalling last night's program, he realized that seriousness is actually such a precious thing.

"It turns out that the host of Wutai is not serious like that!!"

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Tang Zhenglong ran up to the stage and put his hands next to his ears.

"Where is the scream?"

"what!!!!!"

"Superstar, superstar, superstar."

"Tang Zhenglong, I love you."

"Tang Zhenglong, I love you."

Tang Zhenglong had a smug look on his face.

"I love you all too."

"Superstar, superstar, superstar."

Duan Xuan walked over.

"Welcome Tang Zhenglong, the first brother of Real Madrid."

"It's a great honor to come to Wutai to participate in the program. I love everyone."

At this moment, I saw Duan Xuan winking at the staff beside him, as if there was something wrong.

"Brother Duan, are your eyes uncomfortable?"

"No, I'm the one we arranged."

"What bridge?"

"truth or Dare."

Tang Zhenglong was stunned when he heard it.

The fans in the audience come up to play the game, and those who lose will be punished.

"The first game."

"Turning top."

"Spinning top?"

Tang Zhenglong's generation has never played this at all.

The other party was an aunt in her 50s. Once she twitched the spinning top, it started to rise. On Tang Zhenglong's side...

"Brother Duan, are you sure this thing can spin?"

"Of course, look at what Auntie smokes, you just follow suit."

But Tang Zhenglong couldn't learn it anyway, it was too difficult.

"Okay, Tang Zhenglong lost and accepted the punishment."

"Truth or Big Adventure?"

"Let's take a big risk."

The hostess pushed up a plate with a smile on her face.

"What is this?"

"Hell perverted spicy chicken wings, this is your challenge, eat them all."

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

"If you finish eating this, you will die."

"Forget it, let's be honest."

"No, you have already chosen."

Tang Zhenglong wept silently in his heart, what kind of hatred and what kind of resentment.

"Eat at ease, we have bought insurance for you."

"..."

After eating one, Tang Zhenglong's lips puffed up.

"what!!!"

The second game, the wooden man!
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded again.

"Can you have a serious game? For example, let the female fans hug my beloved."

Duan Xuan wondered: "You didn't say it yourself, or is it serious?"

"..."

I have to kneel down with tears in my sins.

The wooden man's game is to compare whoever moves first, then lose.

Duan Xuan said with a smile: "I'm going to start telling jokes, it's very funny, whoever laughs first loses."

"Don't worry, I won't laugh."

The other party pointed to Tang Zhenglong.

"He moved."

"..."

"It didn't start again."

"Zhenglong, you lost, the game has already started just now."

Rumble.

Five thunderstorms hit the top.

Tang Zhenglong wailed in his heart, "That serious Wutai, please come back quickly, I want a serious host."

"Is this the truth or the dare?"

"Sincerely."

big Adventure?Tang Zhenglong was afraid that he would die.

"Okay, to be honest, name the ugliest person in the national team."

"Han Peng."

puff.

"why?"

"no reason."

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "Other people don't dare to offend."

"Okay, the game continues."

third game.

blow a balloon.

The rules of the game are whoever blows up the balloon first wins.

"Oh my god, I want to go home. This game is getting weirder than the other. Blowing up balloons? I can brag, but I really can't blow up balloons."

As expected, he still lost.

"Truth or Big Adventure?"

"Sincerely."

"Is Maradona's daughter and you a couple?"

"No."

The audience below booed.

"The audience doesn't seem to be happy with your answer."

Tang Zhenglong glanced at Duan Xuan, could it be that I am only satisfied if I say I am talented?Am I an idiot?
"The truth is no, I only like Chinese girls, I am a very traditional person."

"But……"

Tang Zhenglong knew what Duan Xuan wanted to say, and immediately stopped him: "Can we talk a little bit about this year's World Cup?"

"Okay, about the World Cup, what is the goal of the Chinese team?"

"Try to win a game."

The fans began to cheer. This seemed to be the most realistic goal for the Chinese team. It was difficult, but not impossible.

"Audience, the following is the part that everyone is most looking forward to, that is the interaction between Tang Zhenglong and the fans. You can ask questions."

A black line appeared on Tang Zhenglong's forehead.

"This!! Didn't ask me beforehand."

"Is it possible?" Duan Xuan asked Tang Zhenglong.

"Can I still say no?"

"Okay, I'll give the first chance to ask questions to the lady in the red dress in the second row in front."

"Xiaolonglong, today is my third aunt's birthday. She likes you the most. Can you wish her a happy birthday?"

The third aunt of the seventh uncle?
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"That should be more than 100 years old, and still watch football games? Impossible!"

(End of this chapter)