big mouth ball king

Chapter 732

"Brother Long, you're back."

"you are?"

"I am Han Peng."

"..."

"wrong number."

Tang Zhenglong was about to hang up the phone.

"Slow! I'm in the capital. Can I have dinner with you? I'll treat you."

"Have a meal?"

"There are also beauties."

"..."

"What do you mean? What's wrong with beautiful women? Am I that kind of person?"

Half an hour later, on the street, Tang Zhenglong saw Han Peng.

"Brother Long, you look so unique, even your mother wouldn't recognize it."

Tang Zhenglong was wrapped up tightly and wore a mask.

"I'm such a famous brand, without this look, the paparazzi will annoy me to death, the troubles of superstars, sometimes I envy you, a passerby, no one knows."

puff! !

"Brother Long, I am also a Chinese national footballer."

At this time, two girls happened to come over. Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand and pointed at Han Peng.

"Do you know who he is?"

The girl stared wide-eyed.

"Neuropathy!"

Han Penghan died.

"Have you seen?"

"Brother Long, he means you are crazy."

"cut!!"

"By the way, where is the beauty you mentioned?"

"I didn't come, it's not what you said, beauty is not important?"

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

Doesn't this guy know it's called "fake politeness"?For example, if someone asks you to eat, you have to deliberately refuse.

Seeing that Tang Zhenglong seemed unhappy, Han Peng smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll call you now."

"No need! I refuse!!"

Two people strolled and strolled in the street.

Suddenly Han Peng leaned over, took out his mobile phone and asked, "Brother Long, who is this?"

Tang Zhenglong took a look, and it turned out to be Tang Zhenghua.

"My cousin."

"It's pretty."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong sweated to death.

"Does she have a boyfriend?"

Tang Zhenglong looked at Han Peng with absolute zero eyes.

"If you kid dare to play my sister's idea, I will make you disappear in the vast crowd."

"..."

Walking and walking, there is a sign in front of it, with three big characters written on it - Deyun Society.

"Brother Long, let's listen to cross talk."

"crosstalk?"

"very interesting."

"Ok."

Bought a ticket to go in and sit in the first row.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian began to perform, one after another, but Tang Zhenglong didn't like it very much.

As we talked, the topic turned to Chinese football.

Making fun of the national football team is the favorite of many comedians. There have been jokes about the national football team during the Spring Festival Gala.

But Tang Zhenglong didn't like to hear it.

Football is different from other sports. It is normal for many countries to qualify for the World Cup once every few decades. Even a football powerhouse like Colombia cannot qualify for the World Cup every time, let alone the Chinese team.

"Han Peng, can you listen to this?"

"It's a bit frustrating, but I have bought tickets."

The audience laughed loudly.

"Everyone, please look, the one who is shooting the goal is Tang Zhenglong, Tang Zhenglong, the talent of Wangchuan."

"Wangchuan talent?"

"Since when did I have such a nickname?"

Yu Qian started to laugh.

"Why is it called Wangchuan Talent?"

"Because he can't even write Sichuan characters."

"Hahaha."

"Is this called Wang Chuan Talent?"

"No way!!"

Under the stage, Tang Zhenglong was full of anger.

"Dare to tease me?"

Han Peng was afraid that Tang Zhenglong would rush up, but he had a violent temper.

"Brother Long, cross talk is like this, when this episode is over, we'll leave."

Tang Zhenglong smirked and said, "No, it's quite interesting."

In the next joke, Guo Degang began to tease Yu Qian.

"Yu Qian met Princess Ayi Turtle in Zambia, how, how..."

The audience was still amused and laughed.

"Why did I go to Zambia?"

Guo Degang was about to pick up the show, only to hear someone from the audience say first: "Because I can be a badass there."

……

……

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.

"This audience, did you also talk about cross talk before?"

"Hahaha."

The crosstalk on stage continued.

"Everyone knows Teacher Yu's three hobbies."

The audience continued: "Smoking, drinking, perm."

"Then I'll show you a smoking show."

With that said, Guo Degang began to perform smoking.

"Is this smoking? It looks like eating ramen."

There was another person talking suddenly in the audience.

"Hahaha."

"That audience is so humorous, is he really talking about cross talk?"

Han Peng whispered: "Brother Long, everyone is talking about you, saying that you used to be a fan."

"You're the one who likes me, I'm the first brother of Real Madrid, okay?"

This section of cross talk for half an hour is finally finished.

Tang Zhenglong and Han Peng left, and Guo Degang caught up before they left the house.

"This gentleman stays."

"what happened?"

"Sir, did you talk about cross talk before?"

"will not."

"Then you are a genius. The technique you praised just now is so natural. Are you interested in joining Deyun Club?"

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded. Although I am Yushu Linfeng and extremely smart, I never thought of talking about cross talk.

"Do you make money talking about cross talk?"

"It's okay, you're right, it's no problem to have a million a year."

Damn, that's quite a lot.

"How about the tuition fee?"

"No money, but after you finish your studies, you will work for me for five years."

"It's fair."

"How about this, you give Deyun Society an estimate, I buy it, and it will be my family from now on."

Guo Degang was taken aback.

"Sir, you are exactly the same as when I was young. This bragging is not drafted. Otherwise, I will be your godfather."

Tang Zhenglong was furious and wanted to rush up and beat him up.

Tang Zhenglong took off his mask.

"See clearly, I am the Tang Zhenglong you just teased."

Guo Degang looked embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, that's just a joke, I don't take it seriously."

Tang Zhenglong patted Guo Degang on the shoulder.

"Old Guo, in fact, playing football is not easy. Can you stop teasing us in the future, you can tease basketball."

Han Penghan on the side.

"It seems that it can't be like this."

"Or you can make fun of Chinese bowling or golf."

"Take a step back, you can make fun of Yo-Yo."

"Yo-yo? My son Guo Qilin can play that."

"Old Guo, if you really want to make fun of me, then say him, Han Peng, he has a thick skin, but I have a thin skin."

Guo Degang nodded.

"I remember, I will definitely change it in the future."

After Tang Zhenglong and Han Peng left, Guo Degang looked behind him and sighed in his heart: "What a good boy, why don't you talk about cross talk?"

"Brother Long, you are unjust, throw me out at a critical moment."

"I love you, I am deeply responsible for you, you know?"

"..."

"Why didn't you see it?"

"Brother Long, do you think I have the talent for cross talk?"

"You...Of course you do."

Han Peng is happy.

Tang Zhenglong added, "A failed football player must be an excellent comedian."

(End of this chapter)