big mouth ball king
Chapter 760 Wife, this is a misunderstanding
Chapter 760 Wife, this is a misunderstanding
"Tang Zhenglong, take these people away immediately, or I will call the police immediately."
At this time, the girl on the side began to falter.
"That handsome guy, named Tang Zhenglong, told me on the way here that Jose is old and has no passion, and it really is."
"How many rich Italians paid us to attend the party, but he turned us down."
"Let's go, Jose is old."
Mourinho gave Tang Zhenglong a hard look. Of course he knew that this was Tang Zhenglong's aggressive method, but... men all over the world are the same. They can't hear a beautiful woman say "no".
Tang Zhenglong looked at Mourinho with a smirk on his face.
"Jose, if we leave today, the reputation of your incompetence will spread throughout Italy, ah no! It is the whole of Europe."
"Tang...zheng...long!!"
*****
"Hahaha."
"Tang Zhenglong, thank you, I blamed you wrongly, it turns out that being with a beautiful woman is such a happy thing."
As a matter of fact, it’s all the same when you’re having fun, if you ask Fahai to come, he can also show you a disco.
"Jose, would you like to play a game?"
"what game?"
"I make the models blindfolded, and then they come to kiss us, whoever gets the kiss is the one."
"It's so explosive, hehe, I refuse."
"why?"
"I'm married."
Mourinho held out his hand to show off his wedding ring on his ring finger.
Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand to pick it off.
"What are you doing?"
"I'll keep it for you temporarily. You get divorced for half an hour, and you are free for this half hour."
Mourinho Khan is dead.
"this is okay too?"
Tang Zhenglong has a kind of magical power, that is, as long as he wants to fool you, he will definitely do it. Mourinho was fooled by him and decided-come on! !
Half an hour later, with a ding, the task was completed.
"Hahaha, it's done."
After speaking, Tang Zhenglong ran away.
Mourinho can't understand, what is this guy running?
Since Tang Zhenglong ran away, the party should be over, Mourinho clapped his hands.
"Girls, it's time to go."
"The party is over."
At this time, a blonde beauty came over.
"Where was that person just now?"
"Tang Zhenglong, hehe, let's go."
"Oh."
"Then you pay the bill."
Mourinho was completely dumbfounded.
"Check out? What kind of bill?"
It took Mourinho a minute to figure out that this party cost money, and he was taken advantage of.
"Wait a minute, I'm dizzy, call an ambulance for me."
"Check out first! Check out first!!"
*****
During breakfast, Fermina pushed Linda and pointed to Tang Zhenglong.
Then Linda pushed Emma, and also pointed to Tang Zhenglong.
"What's the matter? Sneaky."
"Don, why didn't you tell us you got married?"
puff.
Tang Zhenglong sprayed Linda's face with a mouthful of milk.
puff! !
"Tang Zhenglong, I will kill you."
"Don't blame me. Marriage is my taboo. When I mention marriage, my whole body trembles."
"Then you are still married?"
"Who said I'm married?"
"Look at your ring finger."
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded when he saw it.
"Oops, I forgot to return the ring."
"It's Jose's."
puff.
"Continue to edit."
"Hehe, why am I lying to you, this is Jose Mourinho's ring, we were at his house last night..."
Tang Zhenglong suddenly realized that the following things cannot be said.
"What are you doing at his house?"
"We chat about football and life."
"Hehe, lying."
"By the way, can you not follow me in the away game?"
"Other cities don't matter, but Milan, that's a shopping paradise."
Tang Zhenglong died in sweat, Milan is the capital of fashion, women will go crazy when they come here.
Tang Zhenglong turned on the TV.
"News from this station, there was a conflict in Jose Mourinho's villa last night. It is said that the husband and wife fought."
"Jose, it is said that your wife beat you."
"There is no such thing, we are in harmony."
"Then what happened to the wound on your face?"
"It was made on the training ground."
"Jose, may I ask why you and your wife fought?"
"Are you deaf? I have already said yes."
"Jose was beaten by his wife?" Tang Zhenglong said to himself, he never dreamed that because he took away the wedding ring, Mourinho's wife misunderstood that he had someone outside, so they fought.
At this time Tang Zhenglong's cell phone rang.
"Jose?"
"Tang Zhenglong, you killed me."
"It's not my business?"
"The wedding ring thing..."
Tang Zhenglong didn't understand until he heard it.
"So that's the case, then I'll come to the door myself."
"Don't! Don't come here, send a courier, I'm afraid of you."
"Ok."
Tang Zhenglong handed over the wedding ring to Linda and asked her to send it out. Linda felt that it was a trivial matter, so she went by herself.
Unexpectedly, it was Linda's "kindness" that caused Mourinho to be beaten again.
*****
Mourinho's wife is Mathilde Faria, and Mourinho loves to call his wife Tammy.
The relationship between the two is very good, and Mathilde does not believe that her husband will mess around outside.
"I've already made an agreement with Tang Zhenglong, he will send it by courier."
At this time, the doorbell rang.
"I'll open the door," Mathilde said.
After opening the door, Mathilde was stunned.
What about the express delivery?How to become three beauties.
Fermina, Linda, and Emma are out shopping, and they are here to give away rings.
"Is Jose there? Let's find him and return the ring."
Mathilde wept.
Woo woo woo.
As soon as Mourinho heard his wife crying, he ran over immediately.
"Ohh Ohh ohh."
"Tami, why are you crying?"
"You bastard, every time you are asked to pay the public rations, you use the excuse that you have to train tomorrow and you can't be too tired. It turns out that you are so physically strong outside, and you can get three at a time."
"Woooooo."
Mourinho was dumbfounded.
"It was Tang Zhenglong who asked you to deliver the ring? Didn't you say that the courier will deliver it?"
Mathilde said first: "Don't pretend, there is no such thing as Tang Zhenglong, don't blame Tang Zhenglong for doing bad things."
"..."
Mathilde snatched the ring and closed the door viciously.
Linda Khan said: "This family is really rude, don't you invite us to have a cup of coffee?"
******
At the pre-match press conference, half of Mourinho's face was swollen.
"Jose, I heard that you were beaten by your wife again yesterday."
"how is this possible!"
Mourinho's voice broke.
"I'll say it again, this is because I was smothered in the face by the ball during training."
"..."
Since Mourinho refuses to admit it, everyone can only skip this topic.
Someone mentioned Tang Zhenglong.
When Tang Zhenglong was mentioned, Mourinho became angry as if he had touched a switch.
"Don't mention Tang Zhenglong to me!!"
"why?"
"Because... I don't want to comment on him."
"But Tang Zhenglong is the core of Real Madrid."
core?
Mourinho hated in his heart, when I took office as Real Madrid coach, the first thing I did was to fire Tang Zhenglong.
(End of this chapter)
"Tang Zhenglong, take these people away immediately, or I will call the police immediately."
At this time, the girl on the side began to falter.
"That handsome guy, named Tang Zhenglong, told me on the way here that Jose is old and has no passion, and it really is."
"How many rich Italians paid us to attend the party, but he turned us down."
"Let's go, Jose is old."
Mourinho gave Tang Zhenglong a hard look. Of course he knew that this was Tang Zhenglong's aggressive method, but... men all over the world are the same. They can't hear a beautiful woman say "no".
Tang Zhenglong looked at Mourinho with a smirk on his face.
"Jose, if we leave today, the reputation of your incompetence will spread throughout Italy, ah no! It is the whole of Europe."
"Tang...zheng...long!!"
*****
"Hahaha."
"Tang Zhenglong, thank you, I blamed you wrongly, it turns out that being with a beautiful woman is such a happy thing."
As a matter of fact, it’s all the same when you’re having fun, if you ask Fahai to come, he can also show you a disco.
"Jose, would you like to play a game?"
"what game?"
"I make the models blindfolded, and then they come to kiss us, whoever gets the kiss is the one."
"It's so explosive, hehe, I refuse."
"why?"
"I'm married."
Mourinho held out his hand to show off his wedding ring on his ring finger.
Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand to pick it off.
"What are you doing?"
"I'll keep it for you temporarily. You get divorced for half an hour, and you are free for this half hour."
Mourinho Khan is dead.
"this is okay too?"
Tang Zhenglong has a kind of magical power, that is, as long as he wants to fool you, he will definitely do it. Mourinho was fooled by him and decided-come on! !
Half an hour later, with a ding, the task was completed.
"Hahaha, it's done."
After speaking, Tang Zhenglong ran away.
Mourinho can't understand, what is this guy running?
Since Tang Zhenglong ran away, the party should be over, Mourinho clapped his hands.
"Girls, it's time to go."
"The party is over."
At this time, a blonde beauty came over.
"Where was that person just now?"
"Tang Zhenglong, hehe, let's go."
"Oh."
"Then you pay the bill."
Mourinho was completely dumbfounded.
"Check out? What kind of bill?"
It took Mourinho a minute to figure out that this party cost money, and he was taken advantage of.
"Wait a minute, I'm dizzy, call an ambulance for me."
"Check out first! Check out first!!"
*****
During breakfast, Fermina pushed Linda and pointed to Tang Zhenglong.
Then Linda pushed Emma, and also pointed to Tang Zhenglong.
"What's the matter? Sneaky."
"Don, why didn't you tell us you got married?"
puff.
Tang Zhenglong sprayed Linda's face with a mouthful of milk.
puff! !
"Tang Zhenglong, I will kill you."
"Don't blame me. Marriage is my taboo. When I mention marriage, my whole body trembles."
"Then you are still married?"
"Who said I'm married?"
"Look at your ring finger."
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded when he saw it.
"Oops, I forgot to return the ring."
"It's Jose's."
puff.
"Continue to edit."
"Hehe, why am I lying to you, this is Jose Mourinho's ring, we were at his house last night..."
Tang Zhenglong suddenly realized that the following things cannot be said.
"What are you doing at his house?"
"We chat about football and life."
"Hehe, lying."
"By the way, can you not follow me in the away game?"
"Other cities don't matter, but Milan, that's a shopping paradise."
Tang Zhenglong died in sweat, Milan is the capital of fashion, women will go crazy when they come here.
Tang Zhenglong turned on the TV.
"News from this station, there was a conflict in Jose Mourinho's villa last night. It is said that the husband and wife fought."
"Jose, it is said that your wife beat you."
"There is no such thing, we are in harmony."
"Then what happened to the wound on your face?"
"It was made on the training ground."
"Jose, may I ask why you and your wife fought?"
"Are you deaf? I have already said yes."
"Jose was beaten by his wife?" Tang Zhenglong said to himself, he never dreamed that because he took away the wedding ring, Mourinho's wife misunderstood that he had someone outside, so they fought.
At this time Tang Zhenglong's cell phone rang.
"Jose?"
"Tang Zhenglong, you killed me."
"It's not my business?"
"The wedding ring thing..."
Tang Zhenglong didn't understand until he heard it.
"So that's the case, then I'll come to the door myself."
"Don't! Don't come here, send a courier, I'm afraid of you."
"Ok."
Tang Zhenglong handed over the wedding ring to Linda and asked her to send it out. Linda felt that it was a trivial matter, so she went by herself.
Unexpectedly, it was Linda's "kindness" that caused Mourinho to be beaten again.
*****
Mourinho's wife is Mathilde Faria, and Mourinho loves to call his wife Tammy.
The relationship between the two is very good, and Mathilde does not believe that her husband will mess around outside.
"I've already made an agreement with Tang Zhenglong, he will send it by courier."
At this time, the doorbell rang.
"I'll open the door," Mathilde said.
After opening the door, Mathilde was stunned.
What about the express delivery?How to become three beauties.
Fermina, Linda, and Emma are out shopping, and they are here to give away rings.
"Is Jose there? Let's find him and return the ring."
Mathilde wept.
Woo woo woo.
As soon as Mourinho heard his wife crying, he ran over immediately.
"Ohh Ohh ohh."
"Tami, why are you crying?"
"You bastard, every time you are asked to pay the public rations, you use the excuse that you have to train tomorrow and you can't be too tired. It turns out that you are so physically strong outside, and you can get three at a time."
"Woooooo."
Mourinho was dumbfounded.
"It was Tang Zhenglong who asked you to deliver the ring? Didn't you say that the courier will deliver it?"
Mathilde said first: "Don't pretend, there is no such thing as Tang Zhenglong, don't blame Tang Zhenglong for doing bad things."
"..."
Mathilde snatched the ring and closed the door viciously.
Linda Khan said: "This family is really rude, don't you invite us to have a cup of coffee?"
******
At the pre-match press conference, half of Mourinho's face was swollen.
"Jose, I heard that you were beaten by your wife again yesterday."
"how is this possible!"
Mourinho's voice broke.
"I'll say it again, this is because I was smothered in the face by the ball during training."
"..."
Since Mourinho refuses to admit it, everyone can only skip this topic.
Someone mentioned Tang Zhenglong.
When Tang Zhenglong was mentioned, Mourinho became angry as if he had touched a switch.
"Don't mention Tang Zhenglong to me!!"
"why?"
"Because... I don't want to comment on him."
"But Tang Zhenglong is the core of Real Madrid."
core?
Mourinho hated in his heart, when I took office as Real Madrid coach, the first thing I did was to fire Tang Zhenglong.
(End of this chapter)
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