big mouth ball king

Chapter 761 Thinking about Life

"Well, Jose, I'm sorry."

Tang Zhenglong had black lines on his face, and half of Mourinho's face was still swollen.

"This is Yunnan Baiyao, it is the best for healing wounds."

Mourinho took it and threw it directly into the trash can.

"I don't want your things, I'm afraid of bad luck."

"..."

"I can't spare you on the court later, I have arranged a tight defense, especially for you."

The San Siro Stadium, also known as the Meazza Stadium when Inter Milan played.

Whether it is the league or the Champions League this season, Inter Milan's performance is super stable. Some people say that Inter Milan is very champion.

The main reason is that Mourinho has trained Inter Milan's defense very well.

Midfielders Stankovic, Motta, and Cambiasso are like a moving Great Wall, and the offense is mainly handed over to Sneijder.

The double forwards are Milito and Eto'o.

Pellegrini knows that if the away game concedes first, it will be very difficult to play, and the opponent's defense is great.

Ding sound.

Mission: Think about life like Balotelli

Reward: Big mouth point +1000.

Punishment: reduced to a substitute like Ibrahimovic.

"..."

Tang Zhenglong turned his head and looked at the innocent Balotelli on the bench.

"When did he think about life? By the way, what is thinking about life?"

"This is a stalk in the European Cup two years later. Bashen thinks about life."

"Damn it, you know what will happen in two years? Then do you know the number of Shuangseqiu tomorrow?"

"..."

"System, you said it earlier, then why do I play football? I can become the richest man in China by buying lottery tickets every day."

"Master, don't daydream."

"By the way, what is thinking about life?"

The system explained it briefly.

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"Pretend to be X when you are single-handed? How can I do that? I will be scolded to death by the boss."

"That's why this task is interesting."

"Interesting Nima."

Tang Zhenglong looked at Balotelli again, he didn't expect this guy to be so weird in the future, shouldn't he get in touch with him more?

*****
"Inter Milan's defense is too luxurious, one is Brazil's main defender Lucio, and the other is Argentina's main defender Samoel."

Plus Brazil right back Maicon, Argentina left back Zanetti.

At this time, even if Inter Milan is the number one defensive team in Europe, it is well deserved.

Ronaldo took the ball and Lucio made a precise tackle.

Ronaldo slowed down a bit. If he forcibly controlled the ball, he might lose his legs. Lucio broke the ball and kicked it to Sneijder.

After leaving Real Madrid, Sneijder seemed to have found himself, and his performance in Inter Milan was like a godsend.

Pellegrini was a little upset. Such a good midfielder was sold for 1500 million, which is really the quadratic of silly X.

Sneijder sent a precise long pass, the ball reached Eto'o's feet, and the Cameroonian started to speed up.

Ramos didn't press it at the first time, Eto'o rushed over, then looked at Milito in the middle, and sent his foot to the ground.

At the critical moment, Pepe took the risk of an own goal and made a tackle.

The ball... went out of bounds.

Cassie touched Pepe's bald head, "You are so bold, you almost scored an own goal."

Pepe smiled, "If I don't tackle, then Milito will definitely score a goal."

Mourinho originally thought that the goal was scored 100%, but he didn't expect Pepe to be so crazy in the end.

"Isn't this an own goal? Dog S luck, just like Tang Zhenglong."

"Who called me?"

Tang Zhenglong ran over.

"..."

"Are you good-natured?"

"I have very good ears. Whoever scolds me, I will know immediately. Jose, I advise you not to speak ill of me, otherwise I will tell the referee and suspend you."

Mourinho Khan died, he knew that Tang Zhenglong could do this kind of thing.

"Don't ask the referee if you have the ability."

"Tch, I'm not capable, so I'll go to the referee."

*****
Guti finds Alonso.

"That's not okay, it's too easy for the opponent to pass the ball in the midfield."

"Sneijder's possession and passing were first class."

Guti pointed to Sneijder.

"I'll put a little pressure on him, you steal the ball."

Alonso nodded.

Dutch midfielders are all talented, as is Sneijder, who has a magical ability to control the ball.

Turning around with the ball, he had already observed Guti's position.

A light pull ball dodges.

"Damn."

Guti rushed to nothing.

Sneijder passes the ball.

"Hehe, this is the defense of Real Madrid, the team that abandoned me."

Sneijder held his breath, he wanted to let Real Madrid know how good he was and how big a mistake it was to sell himself.

Guti was like being tricked by someone in front of Sneijder.

"Damn."

Sneijder's kick became more and more relaxed, but he missed Jingzhou carelessly. Suddenly he made a pass back and missed it. The ball landed at Tang Zhenglong's feet.

"..."

Guti was also taken aback, why did he pass it on to Tang Zhenglong?

Tang Zhenglong dribbled the ball and passed Samoel, creating a single chance.

Sneijder's heart skipped a beat. If the goal was scored, it would be his own assist, and it would be a big loss of face.

Mourinho thought, "I can't get in, I can't get in, I can't get in..."

"Think about life?"

Tang Zhenglong was thinking.

"System, I kind of don't want to do this, I want to score goals, I'm a top striker in Europe."

"Master, don't be naughty, okay?"

"Is it you who is naughty?"

Tang Zhenglong began to think about life.

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted su pan, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig."

"Damn, master, can you speak cross talk?"

"I recited it when I was bored when I was a child."

The commentator was dumbfounded, "What is Tang Zhenglong doing? Why doesn't he shoot?"

Pellegrini also wondered, "Yeah, why didn't he shoot? Hurry up and shoot, what a chance."

Mourinho knows that Tang Zhenglong is a weirdo, but what is this for?
Samoel was so happy, he was very depressed when he was passed by Tang Zhenglong, but now he is fine, Tang Zhenglong seems stupid, he can catch up.

"The ball is mine."

Samoel tackles.

"The ball is broken."

"Wait a while...it seems that there is a follow-up."

Goalkeeper Cesar attacked and collided with Samoel, and the ball went to Tang Zhenglong's feet again.

"..."

"May I continue to think about life? Or kick the ball in first?"

"Whatever you want, the task has been completed."

Tang Zhenglong kicked the ball into the goal.

The entire Meazza Stadium was dumbfounded, was this... intentional?still……

If the whole process was intentional, it would be an insult to Inter Milan, a hundred times more insulting than a penalty kick.

Mourinho was furious, "Tang Zhenglong, bastard, does he mean that a fool can score against Inter Milan?"

Inter Milan players surrounded Tang Zhenglong, "Are you just pretending to be stupid?"

"No, I'm thinking about life."

(End of this chapter)