big mouth ball king

Chapter 763 Lazy is a Tactic

"What? Am I blind, Mario is dancing with Tang Zhenglong?"

The explanation is also a long time ago.

"And it dances so ugly."

Mourinho couldn't bear it anymore, and grabbed Balotelli, "You don't need to warm up, go back to the bench for me."

It took only a few minutes to dance together. If the first half is over, will the two of them have hot pot together?
Tang Zhenglong protested: "He is a real person, Jose, you can't do this."

"go away!"

The referee ran over, "I have noticed you two for a long time, do you want to be sent to the stands?"

Mourinho tapped the referee on the shoulder.

"Send that bastard up in the stands, he's just in time to dance for the fans."

"..."

"Nimma's!!"

The referee indicated that Mourinho could leave, but Tang Zhenglong had to stay.

"you!"

"I ask you, what's the matter with dancing?"

"I'm……"

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and asked back: "Referee, why can Africans dance on the court, but I can't?"

Africans are notoriously fond of dancing. During the World Cup, teams like Nigeria even danced "square dances" after scoring goals.

"African players dance, that's a national characteristic."

"Referee, I actually have 32 points of African descent."

The referee chuckled.

"Insulting my IQ, a yellow card."

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

Nima's.

yellow card.

Mourinho on the side laughed.

"Hahaha."

"Referee, well done."

Tang Zhenglong's face was black, and he silently shouted in his heart: "Black Whistle!!"

*****
When the ball reached Ronaldo's feet, Cambiasso couldn't help saying that it was a kick when it came up.

"what!!"

"This is the first time. I'm not the core of Real Madrid. There's no need to do this."

Cambiasso laughed.

"Jose said that Tang Zhenglong is a slob, there is no need to defend him."

Ronaldo was depressed.

"Slacker? It's really unfair to score so many goals."

"Or I won't run away."

Ronaldo also stood still.

The commentator was dumbfounded again. Modern football tactics are to fly with both wings, which means that the speed of the two sides should be faster, but Real Madrid is so good that the two sides are standing still.

Could it be that this is a lazy tactic?
Pellegrini called Ronaldo over, "Cristiano, why are you standing still?"

"I learn from Tang Zhenglong."

"..."

"What is there to learn from Tang Zhenglong?"

"I want to see if a child who stands still, God likes it better?"

"..."

Pellegrini thought to himself, "The team's three views have been corrupted by Tang Zhenglong."

The ball was passed to the wing, and Ronaldo stopped running. In this way, Inter Milan's defense did not adapt.

Inter Milan players are watching Mourinho, what should we do?
The tactic before the game was that Tang Zhenglong didn't care about it, but he kept a close eye on Ronaldo's side, but now Ronaldo's side doesn't run away either.

Mourinho knew the players were waiting for his instructions.

Mourinho snapped his fingers and called the defender over.

"Boss, the Portuguese is not running away, what should we do?"

"Hmph, continue to coerce him, the same as before."

The team members complied.

"what!!!"

Ronaldo almost cried, "I have stopped running, why are you still kicking me?"

Cambiasso pointed to Mourinho: "The boss said, whether you run or not, you will kick!"

"..."

"Then why didn't you kick Tang Zhenglong?"

"Boss said, whether Tang Zhenglong runs or not, he won't kick."

"..."

Ronaldo was completely dumbfounded.

"Woo woo woo, oh my god, why, why is this!! I hate Tang Zhenglong, but I'm also jealous of him."

With a dead ball opportunity, Ronaldo leaned to the right and found Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, there is something I want to ask you."

"what?"

"Is there any secret to your slacker's magical skills? Why am I standing up, but it doesn't work?"

"Hahahaha, nonsense, of course there is a secret."

"What's the secret?" Ronaldo asked.

"Do you know the sock transfer method?"

"what?"

After Tang Zhenglong explained, Ronaldo was stunned.

"You mean you got lucky because you stuffed your socks in your mouth?"

"Yes."

"Then why haven't I seen you do this before?"

"That's what I did when I was in Cologne."

Ronaldo felt nauseated for a while.

"Cristiano, you stand there for a while, don't move, then put your socks in your mouth, I promise no one will kick you."

Ronaldo is not Lisandro, he is not so easy to deceive.

"This... I think it's better to forget it, I still think of other ways."

"Young man, you just lack the courage to put a sock in your mouth, so how can you lead Portugal to defeat our Chinese team?"

puff.

"Go away, unless you show it to me first."

At this moment, something hit Ronaldo.

"What hit me?"

"Idiot, it's football, run."

Tang Zhenglong ran forward with the ball.

Inter Milan was dumbfounded, why are Real Madrid's two wingers on one side?
No matter how strong Zanetti is, it is still very difficult for one person to defend the two wingers Tang Zhenglong and Ronaldo.

Ronaldo moved forward, Tang Zhenglong ran diagonally, passed the ball two times and one at a time, and Zanetti was pierced.

Mourinho was stunned, "Is this the legendary double-wing tactics?"

What he didn't know was that Ronaldo was actually chatting with Tang Zhenglong, and suddenly Real Madrid launched an attack, and he happened to be right here, so they attacked together.

Pellegrini was also taken aback.

"This tactic is so subtle, why didn't I think of it."

Suddenly, I felt a pair of hot eyes looking over, turned my head and saw that it was Mourinho.

After confirming the eyes, both sides know what each other is thinking.

Pellegrini put on an expression of pretending to be X, as if this was an advanced tactic he had come up with.

Mourinho was furious. If this guy is better than himself, how can he go to Real Madrid?

Facing Sassel, Tang Zhenglong didn't need to think about life this time, and decisively pushed the ball to the far corner, and the ball went straight to the far corner of the goal.

GOOOOOOOOAL! !
The entire Meazza was dumbfounded, and had already conceded two goals. Inter Milan, who had such a solid defense, conceded two goals in halftime.

On the big screen, 0 to 2 stimulated Moratti's nerves, year after year, could it be that Inter Milan is a passerby in the Champions League this year?
Ronaldo hugged Tang Zhenglong, "Tang, I know the essence of slacker tactics."

"I said, put the sock in your mouth."

"Bah! It's observation."

"Actually, you have been observing, you are just pretending to be lazy."

Tang Zhenglong sweated to death, "First, I am indeed observing, but I am also really lazy."

"No, no, actually, it's because I stuffed a sock in my mouth."

As soon as the words fell, Ronaldo stretched out his fist and stuffed it into Tang Zhenglong's mouth.

"Damn, your mouth is so big, it can fit half a fist."

"Damn!! Cristiano, you are dead."

(End of this chapter)