big mouth ball king

Chapter 762 Dancing with Bashen

"think about life?"

"correct."

Tang Zhenglong acted confidently.

"Don't you mean that a fool can break through Inter Milan's goal?"

puff.

What kind of brain circuit is this?

"By the way, what kind of life do you think about?"

"Yeah, good single-handedly, you think about life? Who are you lying to?"

"beat him."

Tang Zhenglong covered his head, "Don't hit me."

"Hey, that's not right, this is on the court."

"Hit me, hit me, hit me whatever you want."

"..."

"That's cheap."

But this is on the court, no matter how cheap Tang Zhenglong is, no one would dare to beat him.

1:0.

Pellegrini was overjoyed. He didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to be such a thief, and he actually created the "fool's goal method".

"Tang Zhenglong, come here for me."

"Don't go."

Mourinho was furious.

"Can't you make it through?"

"..."

Tang Zhenglong has also heard rumors that Mourinho may join Real Madrid next season. If it is true, then...

"Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case."

Tang Zhenglong grinned and ran over.

"Jose, what are you doing?"

"You can score goals, but you insult our team, that's not okay."

"Insult? No."

"not yet??"

"You are obviously a fool's way of scoring goals."

DUANG.

Tang Zhenglong was shocked, how can a fool score a goal?I am obviously thinking about life, is it good?

But what if Mourinho becomes his own coach next season?So what to do?
this……

Tang Zhenglong could only talk nonsense.

"Actually, I'm in a bad mood today. I was distracted just now. I was dumped by my girlfriend."

"Dumped?"

"Which dumped you? The one from Florentino's? Or that reporter, or that Turkish chick? Or..."

Tang Zhenglong died in sweat, you know so much about my private life.

"I just met, a supermodel."

"Scumbag!!"

"..."

"Jose, I heard you are coming to Real Madrid next season?"

"Hehe, what's the matter? Are you trying to trick my daughter?"

"Don't dare."

Mourinho said angrily: "What? Don't you like my daughter?"

"..."

"how is this possible!"

"What! That means you're really trying to trick my daughter."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded. If Mourinho really came to Real Madrid next season, would he still be alive?
How about... go to Manchester City?

Or go to Qatar to retire?
"Jose, I have a lot of respect for you, so I really don't have any plans for your daughter."

"Better, or I'll give you a pair of scissors."

"..."

*****
After 20 minutes of the first half, Balotelli got up to warm up.

When Tang Zhenglong saw it, he was afraid that the system would trigger another weird task, just like Drogba did, and he played with Andy Lau in Africa for a long time.

Sure enough, what to be afraid of.

Ding sound.

Mission: Dance with Balotelli.

Reward: Speed ​​+2.

Penalty: Speed ​​-8.

"System, is it easy to trigger the mission with the weird ones? It's better to be with decent people?"

"No, the task is random, it depends on my mood."

"..."

"Dancing with Balotelli?"

"Do you think my life is too long? Now that the referee has spotted me, I still dance on the sidelines? This can be sent off directly with a red card."

"It's not that serious."

Tang Zhenglong rolled his eyes, "Why don't I believe it?"

Tang Zhenglong approached Balotelli.

"Mario, it's me, we are all under the fat man."

Balotelli glanced at Tang Zhenglong with a blank expression on his face. Balotelli was an immigrant from Ghana and had a hard life as a child, which made his personality relatively withdrawn.

"Mario, don't you know me?"

"know."

"Are we friends?"

"Not counting."

sweat.

At this time Mourinho shouted here: "Hey, stay away from my players."

"Mario, don't talk to him."

"understood."

Tang Zhenglong's face darkened, "Is this necessary? Guarding against me is like guarding against thieves."

Balotelli is very obedient and really doesn't talk to Tang Zhenglong.

"What should I do? How about I say that I know the head coach of the Italian national team and can get him into the national team?"

After thinking about it, probably only Lisandro would believe it.

And Balotelli doesn't seem to have a cold about entering the national team.

"By the way, the system, you said that thinking about life is Balotelli's strange behavior in the European Cup two years later?"

"Yes, everyone called him Bashen at that time."

"Bashen? Isn't this bullshit exaggerated? I haven't called Tangshen yet. Can he be called Bashen?"

"Anyway, that's it."

"System, what's the number of the double-color ball tomorrow?"

"..."

*****
The ball went out of the sideline, Tang Zhenglong ran over and shouted at Balotelli: "Balotelli, give me the ball."

God?

Balotelli was attracted by this title.

"What do you mean?"

"Two years from now, at the European Cup, you will stage thinking about life, and then you will become popular, and everyone will call you Bashen."

"..."

"Do you think I'm stupid? Two years later? Then let me ask you, what's the lottery number tomorrow?"

"I'll just say it! Who knows what will happen two years later, unless it's an idiot."

At this time Mourinho came over again, "Mario, are you an idiot? I said don't talk to this guy."

"Jose, what you said is wrong, he didn't sell himself to you, he just played for Inter Milan."

"How dare you talk back?"

Balotelli stood motionless, his little eyes full of admiration. You must know that Mourinho said one thing at Inter Milan.

Tang Zhenglong also noticed this, "Could it be that I can win Balotelli's favor by contradicting Mourinho?"

At this moment, Tang Zhenglong pushed Mourinho.

Balotelli was dumbfounded.

"Tang Zhenglong, you dare to push me!"

"What's wrong with pushing you? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up."

"..."

"Tang Zhenglong, you are dead, let me tell you, Real Madrid will have me next season without you."

"Hehe, with Tang Zhenglong's level, at worst, I will go to Qatar for retirement, and my annual salary is not bad."

"How old are you? Pension?"

"I'm going to raise 10 years old."

puff.

Balotelli couldn't help but laughed.

Mourinho gave Balotelli a hard look, "I warn you, ignore him."

"understood."

After Mourinho left, Balotelli approached Tang Zhenglong, "You are really awesome, you are the first person I have ever seen who dared to contradict Jose, aren't you afraid?"

"What are you afraid of? At worst, I will really go to Qatar."

Now that Balotelli already has a good impression of him, Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Do you want to do something with me to challenge yourself?"

"what?"

"Three circles to the left, three circles to the right, twisting the neck, twisting the butt..."

Balotelli was dumbfounded. He thought he was a person with personality, but he didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to be more wonderful than him.

"Let's dance together."

"J."

Tang Zhenglong pulled Balotelli, "Come on, three laps to the left, three laps to the right, twist your neck."

Not far away, Mourinho was stunned when he saw this scene.

(End of this chapter)