big mouth ball king

Chapter 784

Bragging is cool for a while, but it's troublesome when you need to cash in.

Now Real Madrid players look at Tang Zhenglong's eyes, just like the goblin sisters see Tang Seng.

"Assists? Where can I find assists for you?"

"Is assisting that simple?"

"Don, you can do it." Benzema said.

"Don, I'm waiting for you." Higuain said.

"Boss, I love you." Arbeloa said.

"Don, good brother." Marcelo.

……

Tang Zhenglong found Ronaldo.

"Why are you looking for me?"

Tang Zhenglong sweated, "I suddenly found that you are very sincere."

"What do you mean?"

"You don't want my money, you don't want my people, how about we become good friends?"

Ronaldo laughed.

"You'd better go and assist them."

Tang Zhenglong turned his head to look, is this still a teammate?This is simply a group of creditors! !

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "Why don't I end up injured, and then I can avoid debts."

Great idea! !
*****
what! ! !
Tang Zhenglong hit you more than a dozen times in a row, the other party was dumbfounded, didn't he just touch you lightly?Is this necessary?

what! ! !
Stretcher, stretcher! !

stretcher?

The teammates looked at it, this is not good, if Tang Zhenglong goes down, who will assist us?
Higuain and Benzema ran over and said politely to the stadium staff: "We don't need a stretcher."

"Nima!!"

The Real Madrid doctor ran onto the pitch.

"Team doctor, I have suffered a serious injury, tell the boss to change."

At this time, teammates came around.

"Team doctor, we ask you to cure Tang Zhenglong as soon as possible, as long as he can walk, it doesn't matter if he can't run."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, is this still a human language?
"Dear teammates, I really want to score goals with you, hey, but I really can't hold on."

"Team doctor, you are a doctor, the health of the players is the most important thing, right?"

Higuain interrupted: "Team doctor, why don't you block him."

"Nima!!"

Many players just play closed and useless.

"Gonzalo, you are still not a human being, can you be beaten when you are closed?"

"Tang, I am also for the team. You are the first brother and the core of Real Madrid."

After a brief inspection by the team doctor, he patted Tang Zhenglong.

"It should be fine, you can continue the game."

"..."

*****
Tang Zhenglong found Macedo.

"Don't mess with me, I'm very depressed now."

"Isn't it just scoring an own goal?"

"Now the whole team says I'm a traitor."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "I have a way to win you back the team's trust. Do you want to do it?"

"What do you mean?"

When Tang Zhenglong told his plan, Macedo was stunned.

"What? You let me shovel you?"

"Actually, it's acting. You pretended to be rough and shoveled me. Of course, you didn't really shovel me."

"you're brain damaged?"

puff.

Tang Zhenglong wanted to avoid debt after being "injured".

"I can't explain it to you, so why don't I say a word?"

Macedo hesitated.

"If you don't do it, you are a traitor, and you can never wash it off."

It was true, Macedo finally gritted his teeth.

"can!"

*****
Tang Zhenglong broke through with the ball, and his teammates all ran in front of the goal. Tang Zhenglong has an assist attribute, which is equivalent to picking up a pocketbook. Whoever touches the ball will score a goal.

"Don, give it to me."

"give me."

"Don, this way."

Tang Zhenglong rushed to Macedo with the ball, checked his eyes, and Macedo shoveled over, but... the friction coefficient of the court may be a little higher.

The distance of Macedo's slider is not enough.

"Damn!! Has this guy never studied physics in junior high school?"

There is almost a shoe gap between the two of them.

This... what else can I do?
drop it.

Tang Zhenglong threw himself on Macedo.

The referee ran over, with a dark face, "You are too fake, you are only one shoe away, okay?"

yellow card! !
"Referee, I can explain."

"Don't listen, the yellow card is not negotiable."

*******
Woo woo woo.

It's so hard to avoid debts!

"System, help me."

"Master, who made you so fond of bragging."

"I was wrong! Is it okay? Help me."

"Master, there are so many monks and so little meat, how many people are waiting for you to assist?"

When Tang Zhenglong saw it, he was scared to pee.

"Okay, I understand, I'd better hide."

Tang Zhenglong ran into the penalty area, Real Madrid's corner kick, Tang Zhenglong was going to repeat the same trick, picked up the opponent's arm, hit himself in the face, and then passed out.

"Haha, perfect."

Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand to grab it.

"Hey, what?"

It turns out that when the opponent is defending, his hands are behind his back, and they are overlapping. This is to avoid handball.

But in this way, Tang Zhenglong is a tragedy.

"Hello, that... can you lend me your hand and return it to you right away."

"roll."

The corner kick was taken, Tang Zhenglong didn't care so much, he just stretched out his hand to pull people.

"Give me your hand, give me!!"

At this moment, the opponent made a push, and the ball hit Tang Zhenglong's head and landed right at Arbeloa's feet.

Arbeloa was shocked, "The boss's pass!"

He flew a kick and the ball blasted into the goal like a cannonball.

GOOOOOOOOAL! !
"That's okay too!!!"

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

Arbeloa rushed over like a 200-pound child.

"Boss, I did it, hahaha, your assist, my goal."

"..."

"congratulations!!"

The opposing player found the referee and protested, "That guy is a pervert at all. He took my hand. This ball is not counted, it is a foul."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Don't talk nonsense, your hands are behind your back, how can I hold your hands."

"..."

"So you're a pervert."

Tang Zhenglong patted his chest and smiled, "Referee, you should know that I'm a scumbag, I'm only interested in women."

puff.

The referee thought about it, and it seemed unreasonable. A scumbag and a pervert are still different.

"The goal counts!!!"

*******
Woo woo woo.

"Aveloa picked up two wallets by currying favor with Tang Zhenglong." Marcelo was jealous.

If he didn't take Tang Zhenglong's words as a joke in the last game, then all this belonged to him.

Marcelo found Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, I figured it out."

"What do you unserstand?"

"You are too great."

"Hehe, you only understand such a simple thing now?"

Marcelo nodded, "So I have decided, I will recognize you as godfather."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong was shocked.

"Marcelo Villa da Silva Junior."

"Why are you calling me by my full name?"

"Listen to me, don't insult my ears, or I will be rude to you."

"dad."

"..."

"Papa Tang."

Tang Zhenglong was completely dumbfounded, he is shameless and invincible.

"I beg you, stop screaming, I promise you, will I give you an assist?"

(End of this chapter)