big mouth ball king

Chapter 785
"Dad, Daddy."

"..."

"Marcelo, I warn you, if you call me one more time, then I will never answer you."

"dad."

"..."

"Okay, I'm afraid of you, I'll find a way to assist you, is that okay?"

Marcelo smiled slightly.

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself, "Even if I recognize my godson, I also recognize Ronaldo. It is impossible to want a cheater like Marcelo."

On the right side of the court, Tang Zhenglong rushed forward with the ball and looked left and right.

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong saw Benzema.

Pass the pick to Benzema, and then run forward by himself.

Benzema protected the ball and pushed it back to the front of the penalty area.

At this time Tang Zhenglong felt a gust of wind blowing.

"I'll fuck it up."

The opponent puts the shovel.

There is a kind of tackle on the court called - please hand over your legs.

Legs or ball?This is a problem.

If Tang Zhenglong shoots, he will be shoveled.

At this moment, Tang Zhenglong suddenly dunked with his right foot, the ball rolled past the heel of his left foot, and the opponent made a shovel.

"Nice dodge."

"Tang Zhenglong's small technical progress is really great!!"

Just when Tang Zhenglong was feeling refreshed, he suddenly heard a voice - Dad.

"Damn!!! I beg you, don't call me daddy, okay?"

Tang Zhenglong immediately passed the ball to Marcelo.

"Haha, pass the ball to me."

Marcelo really thought that Tang Zhenglong's pass could be kicked casually, so he shot it with one kick, but...

"Why did it fly?"

"I think Arbeloa shoots the same way."

Marcelo was stunned for a while, Tang Zhenglong was even more stupid.

"Why are you bursting? The ball is suppressed."

"Dad, I think Arbeloa did the same."

"..."

"If you dare to call me dad again, I will beat you to death. How ugly your mother is to give birth to such an ugly son!"

At 70 minutes into the game, Tang Zhenglong was about to feign cramp.

"I'm having cramps and I can't hold on."

Benzema immediately came to press Tang Zhenglong's legs.

"It can't be done, it can't be done, I'm old."

Everyone was stunned, only 24 years old, old?

"When I was 19 years old, nine times a night, I got 20. It's really not as good as a year."

"..."

Higuain, Benzema, Marcelo, you look at me, I look at you, Tang Zhenglong, this is too fake.

The team doctor is here again.

Marcelo blocks the doctor.

"We don't need a doctor, we can treat it."

"..."

Marcelo smiled and said, "Don, do you want to run away?"

"..."

"Don, don't try to run, unless you give each of us an assist first."

three people?
One assist per person?
Kill me.

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Let's end the game, this game is really going to die, I was injured, it was very serious, and I will die if I don't rest."

"Look, Gisele Bundchen."

Tang Zhenglong turned his head quickly.

"where?"

"Hahaha, let's be exposed."

"..."

"What a thief."

******
"Three more assists?"

"is it possible?"

"Unless there is an assist package."

Ding sound.

"..."

"System, is there really an assist package?"

"Yes, but at a price."

When he heard that there was a price, Tang Zhenglong became upset, every time the "price" was a bit high.

"What price?"

"Tell me."

"You can only tell you if you accept it, otherwise you don't need to know."

"Nima!!"

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, there are so many creditors, this...

"Okay, I accept."

******
"Okay, I want to say no again."

"Master, it's already late."

"..."

"I will be regarded as a pervert."

"No, I think it's very childlike."

"..."

The price given by the system was that Tang Zhenglong had to tell the other 11 players plus the coach that the underwear he was wearing had a pattern of Mickey Mouse.

"Childlike? System, your IQ didn't go to Qinghua University, it's a waste."

But Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to follow suit.

Real Madrid's free kick, Tang Zhenglong ran into the penalty area, he straightened his trousers, deliberately showing a corner, someone saw it.

"Ask me, ask me."

Tang Zhenglong's wishful thinking is that someone asks himself, and then the topic can be opened.

But no one cared what underwear he was wearing.

"Nimma! No one asked me."

Thus……

"Then don't blame me for resorting to my trump card."

Tang Zhenglong squatted down and tied his trouser belt with the opponent's guard's shoelace.

then……

"Who tripped me."

"Foul."

The players on both sides saw that this was a penalty kick?So they looked over one after another, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"This Mickey Mouse's nose...is so big."

Someone nodded.

"Disney should no longer produce cartoon underwear from now on."

puff.

Tang Zhenglong died of embarrassment.

The referee came running.

"Damn! This Mickey Mouse..."

"Put it on quickly."

"Oh!!"

Suddenly, someone wondered: "Why does Tang Zhenglong's trouser belt get entangled with the other's shoelace?"

"Could it be Mickey Mouse's apparition?"

puff! !

Hahaha.

Even the referee couldn't hold back this time, and burst out laughing.

Tang Zhenglong's face was dark, this time he was ashamed to death.

*****
The assist package is here! !
Tang Zhenglong took a look, why don't you try it on Benzema first?
"Karim, run to the back of the penalty area later, and I will pass the ball to you."

"Later? How much later?"

Tang Zhenglong wanted to try it out, how miraculous this skill is, can he score goals from zero angles?

"Zero angle."

Benzema froze.

"Zero angle?"

"Hehe, Tang, you think highly of me, I don't have that ability."

Tang Zhenglong patted his chest.

"Don't worry, my assists come with scoring attributes, just listen to me."

Benzema was stunned for a while, he knew that Tang Zhenglong likes to brag, but this is too ridiculous, you are really Mickey Mouse.

"Karim, if you don't believe me, then you won't have to be friends in the future."

"..."

Benzema can only run to the back point, even if it is to please Tang Zhenglong, but no matter how you think about it, it feels ridiculous.

*****
"Mitch, look this way, look this way."

Almeria players wanted to laugh when they saw Tang Zhenglong.

"Hehe, laugh? I'll make you cry later."

Tang Zhenglong dribbled the ball to the front of the penalty area, suddenly slammed his left foot, flashed past a defensive player, looked behind the penalty area, and saw Benzema there.

"Look at me!!"

A curve ball was passed, and Benzema was basically at zero angle, so no one defended him at all.

Benzema hits in front of the goal. This kind of ball can't be scored even once in [-] times. After Benzema hits the goal, he runs back without looking at the goal at all.

The Almeria players didn't even look at it. A ball without any suspense. Even if the goal is empty, it is impossible to score this kind of ball.

Just as everyone was walking back, suddenly, there was a burst of exclamation.

"?"

"what happened?"

Look again, the ball is in the goal.

Everyone was shocked, what happened?How did the ball get in?

Could it be that Mickey Mouse really appeared?
(End of this chapter)