big mouth ball king

Chapter 791 Van Gaal, please act like a man
Tang Zhenglong, get out. (German)

"Haha, Germany, I'm back."

Marcelo pointed to the banner in German, "What does it say?"

"Welcome Tang Zhenglong back to Germany, we all love Tang Zhenglong, Tang Zhenglong is the king of Germany."

Pooh! !

After getting off the bus, there were many people protesting against Tang Zhenglong at the entrance of the hotel.

"Tang Zhenglong, get out of Germany."

"Tang Zhenglong is a clown."

"Tang Zhenglong is not welcome in Munich."

Tang Zhenglong waved at the crowd, as if he didn't care at all.

The war of words between Tang Zhenglong and Van Gaal was fierce.

The main cause was Van Gaal's wife, which was later exposed. In fact, Van Gaal didn't know about it, but Tang Zhenglong secretly demonstrated that Gall was not a man. He didn't dare to speak out, but let his wife blackmail him.

When interviewed by reporters, Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "I can understand that Van Gaal hates me. After all, I said that Stevens is the best head coach in the Netherlands, but he should stand up and confront me like a man, instead of asking his wife to find someone to blackmail me."

"Don, Van Gaal already said that he doesn't know what his wife has done?"

"Ha ha……"

"Remember my response—hehe, you can make emoticons and send them to people you hate."

******
Allianz Arena, press conference.

"I have answered countless times, I don't know what my wife did, that is her freedom, and I will not respond to what that clown Tang Zhenglong said again."

"But Tang Zhenglong is right?" A reporter asked ignorantly.

"Okay, let's stop here, goodbye."

******
The Allianz Arena, probably the best stadium in Europe, was built for the World Cup in Germany and is currently home to Bayern Munich and Munich 1860.

Come to the locker room.

Pepe picked up a bottle of water, but hesitated to open it.

"Why don't you drink?"

"People say that Tang Zhenglong offended the whole of Germany, will they blackmail us?"

"What do you mean? Poison the water? Do you have persecution paranoia?"

Hahaha.

"No, that's impossible, but it's possible, like..."

"what do you want to say in the end?"

"Will they pee in our water."

puff! !

Nausea.

"Pepe, tell me the truth, have you ever done that before?"

Pepe Khan died.

"When I was still in Brazil, I was bullied by my classmates once, but I couldn't beat them again, so..."

The teammates showed contemptuous expressions.

"nausea."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "That's not easy? Find someone to test it and you'll know?"

"Who are you looking for?"

******
Marcelo wondered why everyone surrounded him.

"Marcelo, you look so handsome today."

"is it?"

"Marcelo, you are so important to Real Madrid, we all think you are the first brother of Real Madrid."

"Hahaha."

Just when Marcelo was in a good mood, Pepe handed over a bottle of water.

"Come, drink water."

Marcelo unscrewed the cap and took a sip.

"Damn it, why is it salty?"

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, all smiling.

Only a little salt was added to the water, and Marcelo could drink it, which proved that his sense of taste was quite sensitive, it was like a water quality tester for human flesh.

Pepe pretended to say, "Impossible, it's pure water."

Marcelo closed the bottle cap, "This German water monster is weird."

"Then get another bottle."

"No more, I'm not thirsty."

"no!!"

Marcelo was stunned, this changed obviously.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Are you drinking or not?"

"Don't drink!!"

"Marcelo, it's not our fault."

Marcelo didn't expect that the group of people held him down and poured water on him.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what did I do wrong, I want to go back to Brazil, Europe is too messy."

……

……

"How about it?"

"What about it? It's pure water, it's tasteless."

Tang Zhenglong slapped his thigh, "It's safe!!"

"What do you mean?"

Anyway, it has been tested, so Pepe said everything.

Marcelo's mood is green.

"Damn!! Are you still human? What if the water is poisonous?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "Don't worry, we've all thought about it. If the water is really poisonous, then Ronaldo will play left back and make a temporary guest appearance."

"..."

"You guys are really thoughtful."

"That is!!"

"Bah! You have all learned badly, this must be Tang Zhenglong's idea."

"That's right!! It's all Tang's idea."

Tang Zhenglong took out the recording pen.

"Hehe, I knew you were going to cross the river and tear down the bridge. I prepared it in advance."

"..."

Dumbfounded! ! !

*****
Walking out of the locker room, Tang Zhenglong was blocked by an old man.

"Hey, old man, don't you want to die, we have 11 people."

Van Gaal looked at the Real Madrid players.

Marcelo looked up at the sky at 8 o'clock in the evening, "The sun is good today."

"Yes."

"The weather is great."

"Damn!! Are you still human? Help me."

"The weather is so nice, let's go for a walk."

"Walk."

Van Gaal chuckled.

"It seems that your popularity in Real Madrid is very bad."

"Hehe, there is no way. People with high level are envied by others. There is a saying in our country that not being envied by others is mediocrity."

"I warn you, like a man, don't always involve my wife. This is between the two of us. Anything comes at me."

"Hey, it was your wife and the "Telegraph" who hacked me. Are you talking about me now?"

"That was written by a reporter from The Telegraph. It has nothing to do with my wife. Can my wife manage the newspaper?"

"Say me and Stevens' wife XXOO, hehe, isn't this the news behind your back?"

"I swear, I didn't!"

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "Can you consider my feelings when spreading rumors in the future? You can at least say that I have XXOO with Stevens' daughter, and I can feel better."

Van Gaal was stunned, what kind of brain circuit is this?

"Shouldn't you be serious?"

Van Gaal heard that the daughter of Tang Zhenglong and David Moyes is...

Does this guy specifically harm the coach's women?
It's terrifying to think carefully.

"Tang Zhenglong, you are the biggest bastard I have ever seen. Fortunately, I am not your head coach, otherwise I would be worried about my daughter's safety."

"Do you have a daughter?"

"is it beautiful?"

Van Gaal's face was dark, when Pellegrini passed by, and the two greeted politely.

"Pellegrini's daughter too?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

"Scumbag."

Van Gaal felt a tinge of sympathy for Pellegrini.

"After the game, get out of Munich, I don't want to see you, otherwise I will call the police."

"Crazy."

"Try it, I'm old, but it's okay to break all three of your legs!"

(End of this chapter)