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Chapter 792 I Hate Brazilians
Chapter 792 I Hate Brazilians
Bayern Munich's performance this season is so good, mainly because of a few points.
The first is that the wing formed by Robben and Franck Ribery is too sharp, the second is that Schweinsteiger switched to playing as a midfielder, the midfielder is very stable, and Klose has become a master.
Klose is the kind of player who plays more and more monsters, just like Baggio. In the last few years in Brescia, he was really a monster.
In fact, there are not many monsters like this in football, they are all team treasures, such as Seedorf.
After the opening, Franck Ribery and Robben forced Real Madrid's two sides.
Ribery's performance is particularly good, because his scandal with Real Madrid has been disturbing. It is said that Zidane took the lead, and he will transfer to Real Madrid this summer at the earliest.
After a quick breakthrough, Ribery squatted down to adjust his socks, when Tang Zhenglong came over and smiled at him.
"Welcome to Real Madrid."
"..."
"Hehe, that's a rumor."
"I know you can. Cristiano Ronaldo is no longer qualified to be the left winger of Real Madrid. We need a superstar like you."
Franck Ribery sweated, "Is your team friendly?"
*****
Someone compared the team with martial arts skills.
For example, Juventus is Bone Mian Palm.
Barcelona is Tai Chi pushing hands.
And Bayern Munich is the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon, or the whole of German football.
German football feels hard.
That kind of extreme toughness, when it comes to German football, terms like steel and chariots.
As soon as the game started, Bayern hammered the opponent's defense with its own toughness.
Pellegrini felt the pressure, like someone hammering his own head with a hammer.
Schweinsteiger held the ball in midfield, and he distributed it to Lahm on the wing.
Ram went to the bottom line, faked a fax button, and after passing Marcelo, Klose immediately moved.
Real Madrid's defense has been attracted by Klose, and Lahm's real passing point is the attacking midfielder-Olic.
When Lahm kicked, the Real Madrid defender knew he had missed and Olic shot in front of the penalty area.
The ball was hit hard, but it didn't escape Casey's block.
"Beautiful shot, almost scored."
Pellegrini pressed his hands down.
"Hold on, hold on to me."
He called Tang Zhenglong over.
"Don, come here."
"Boss, why did you call me?"
"The team is under so much pressure now, why don't you help defend?"
Tang Zhenglong put on a harmless expression and said, "Boss, it's because of the heavy pressure on defense that I don't defend."
"..."
Pellegrini was taken aback, what kind of logic is this?
"Boss, what do you think the opponent is most afraid of? Of course it is Tang Zhenglong's sharp counterattack. It is because I am in front that they have scruples. If I come back, the opponent will attack us even more brazenly."
"..."
"Your face is so big!"
Pellegrini patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder, "Then you'd better get me one, or I'll beat you."
*****
Ding sound.
Task: Gain the favor of Van Gaal.
Reward: A World Cup Lucky Card.
Punishment: 50% chance of not going to the World Cup.
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"What do you mean you can't go to the World Cup?"
"Like an injury, a plane crash, or maybe you got punched."
"Nima!!"
Tang Zhenglong was furious.
He clearly knows that he wants to go to South Africa the most, so threatening him with this at this time is simply not a thing.
Winning the favor of XXX, this task has been done many times, and Tang Zhenglong is also familiar with it.
Look at the favorability bar on Van Gaal's head, damn it! !
Negative 200! !
"This is too much, isn't the minimum negative 100?"
"Because Van Gaal hates you so much, it's already broken the table."
"..."
"Then you still let me win his favorability? Aren't you kidding!!"
"Master, it's only fun when it's difficult."
*******
Tang Zhenglong looked at Van Gaal.
"How to do it?"
After thinking about it, I am going to follow the standard of talking about cross talk.
Talking about cross talk, there are some people who are flattering.
"Who will cheer me up?"
After looking at it, Tang Zhenglong hooked his finger at Marcelo.
"what?"
"Do me a favor."
"What are you busy with?"
*****
"Ah, Don, who do you think is the greatest head coach in Holland?"
"That goes without saying, of course it's Louis van Gaal."
"Why?"
"Then why? Just look at his resume. He has coached so many wealthy clubs."
Marcelo and Tang Zhenglong sang together and spoke so loudly that it was difficult for Van Gaal not to hear them.
"Crazy." Van Gaal gave Tang Zhenglong a white look.
Tang Zhenglong took a look, damn it! !Favorability is lower.
It seems that flattering is useless.
Marcelo wondered: "Don, why do you suddenly want to please that old man? Could it be that you want to go to Bayern?"
"You just went to Bayern."
"..."
"I can't say a word or two clearly. Simply put, I like his daughter."
puff.
animals.
"Okay, I'm a beast, are you satisfied?"
"What does this old man like?" Tang Zhenglong said to himself.
"I don't know what he likes, but he must hate Brazilians," Marcelo said.
"why?"
"The national team defender Lucio told me that he couldn't communicate with Van Gaal."
Tang Zhenglong remembered that as soon as Van Gaal took office, he sold Bayern's main central defender, also the Brazilian international Lucio.
"Could it be that this old guy really hates Brazilians?"
Tang Zhenglong was about to give it a try. He looked at Marcelo's big butt and kicked it up.
"what!!"
"Tang, you are courting death!!"
puff! !
Favorability is minus 150.
"Damn it! There's a joke, I just kicked Marcelo, and the price went up by 50."
"Hahaha."
"Don, are you crazy!!!"
"Curly hair, do me a favor."
Tang Zhenglong said, Marcelo listened, and then he was stunned.
"You mean you abused me to make Van Gaal happy?"
"Yup!!"
"Can you go away? Go back to China, how can I have a friend like you."
"Curly hair, make a sacrifice, just one."
*****
"Ah, the weather is so nice today."
Van Gaal glanced at Tang Zhenglong.
"Oh, the Brazilians are so annoying."
"..."
"If one day I become the head coach of Real Madrid, the first thing I will do is sell all the Brazilians."
"..."
"You find Brazilians annoying too?"
"correct."
Tang Zhenglong can be regarded as having a conversation.
"Have the Brazilians offended you?"
"That's right, and the living habits of Brazilians are very bad. They go to nightclubs every day and are not disciplined. I don't like Brazilians the least."
In fact, Van Gaal doesn't like the Brazilians. He has no personal grievances. It's purely his coaching experience. The Brazilians are really difficult to manage. They love to play too much and can easily lead bad players.
"The most important thing for a football player is the law of life. Like you and the Brazilians, you can't play football well."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned, what does this shit have to do with me?
(End of this chapter)
Bayern Munich's performance this season is so good, mainly because of a few points.
The first is that the wing formed by Robben and Franck Ribery is too sharp, the second is that Schweinsteiger switched to playing as a midfielder, the midfielder is very stable, and Klose has become a master.
Klose is the kind of player who plays more and more monsters, just like Baggio. In the last few years in Brescia, he was really a monster.
In fact, there are not many monsters like this in football, they are all team treasures, such as Seedorf.
After the opening, Franck Ribery and Robben forced Real Madrid's two sides.
Ribery's performance is particularly good, because his scandal with Real Madrid has been disturbing. It is said that Zidane took the lead, and he will transfer to Real Madrid this summer at the earliest.
After a quick breakthrough, Ribery squatted down to adjust his socks, when Tang Zhenglong came over and smiled at him.
"Welcome to Real Madrid."
"..."
"Hehe, that's a rumor."
"I know you can. Cristiano Ronaldo is no longer qualified to be the left winger of Real Madrid. We need a superstar like you."
Franck Ribery sweated, "Is your team friendly?"
*****
Someone compared the team with martial arts skills.
For example, Juventus is Bone Mian Palm.
Barcelona is Tai Chi pushing hands.
And Bayern Munich is the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon, or the whole of German football.
German football feels hard.
That kind of extreme toughness, when it comes to German football, terms like steel and chariots.
As soon as the game started, Bayern hammered the opponent's defense with its own toughness.
Pellegrini felt the pressure, like someone hammering his own head with a hammer.
Schweinsteiger held the ball in midfield, and he distributed it to Lahm on the wing.
Ram went to the bottom line, faked a fax button, and after passing Marcelo, Klose immediately moved.
Real Madrid's defense has been attracted by Klose, and Lahm's real passing point is the attacking midfielder-Olic.
When Lahm kicked, the Real Madrid defender knew he had missed and Olic shot in front of the penalty area.
The ball was hit hard, but it didn't escape Casey's block.
"Beautiful shot, almost scored."
Pellegrini pressed his hands down.
"Hold on, hold on to me."
He called Tang Zhenglong over.
"Don, come here."
"Boss, why did you call me?"
"The team is under so much pressure now, why don't you help defend?"
Tang Zhenglong put on a harmless expression and said, "Boss, it's because of the heavy pressure on defense that I don't defend."
"..."
Pellegrini was taken aback, what kind of logic is this?
"Boss, what do you think the opponent is most afraid of? Of course it is Tang Zhenglong's sharp counterattack. It is because I am in front that they have scruples. If I come back, the opponent will attack us even more brazenly."
"..."
"Your face is so big!"
Pellegrini patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder, "Then you'd better get me one, or I'll beat you."
*****
Ding sound.
Task: Gain the favor of Van Gaal.
Reward: A World Cup Lucky Card.
Punishment: 50% chance of not going to the World Cup.
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"What do you mean you can't go to the World Cup?"
"Like an injury, a plane crash, or maybe you got punched."
"Nima!!"
Tang Zhenglong was furious.
He clearly knows that he wants to go to South Africa the most, so threatening him with this at this time is simply not a thing.
Winning the favor of XXX, this task has been done many times, and Tang Zhenglong is also familiar with it.
Look at the favorability bar on Van Gaal's head, damn it! !
Negative 200! !
"This is too much, isn't the minimum negative 100?"
"Because Van Gaal hates you so much, it's already broken the table."
"..."
"Then you still let me win his favorability? Aren't you kidding!!"
"Master, it's only fun when it's difficult."
*******
Tang Zhenglong looked at Van Gaal.
"How to do it?"
After thinking about it, I am going to follow the standard of talking about cross talk.
Talking about cross talk, there are some people who are flattering.
"Who will cheer me up?"
After looking at it, Tang Zhenglong hooked his finger at Marcelo.
"what?"
"Do me a favor."
"What are you busy with?"
*****
"Ah, Don, who do you think is the greatest head coach in Holland?"
"That goes without saying, of course it's Louis van Gaal."
"Why?"
"Then why? Just look at his resume. He has coached so many wealthy clubs."
Marcelo and Tang Zhenglong sang together and spoke so loudly that it was difficult for Van Gaal not to hear them.
"Crazy." Van Gaal gave Tang Zhenglong a white look.
Tang Zhenglong took a look, damn it! !Favorability is lower.
It seems that flattering is useless.
Marcelo wondered: "Don, why do you suddenly want to please that old man? Could it be that you want to go to Bayern?"
"You just went to Bayern."
"..."
"I can't say a word or two clearly. Simply put, I like his daughter."
puff.
animals.
"Okay, I'm a beast, are you satisfied?"
"What does this old man like?" Tang Zhenglong said to himself.
"I don't know what he likes, but he must hate Brazilians," Marcelo said.
"why?"
"The national team defender Lucio told me that he couldn't communicate with Van Gaal."
Tang Zhenglong remembered that as soon as Van Gaal took office, he sold Bayern's main central defender, also the Brazilian international Lucio.
"Could it be that this old guy really hates Brazilians?"
Tang Zhenglong was about to give it a try. He looked at Marcelo's big butt and kicked it up.
"what!!"
"Tang, you are courting death!!"
puff! !
Favorability is minus 150.
"Damn it! There's a joke, I just kicked Marcelo, and the price went up by 50."
"Hahaha."
"Don, are you crazy!!!"
"Curly hair, do me a favor."
Tang Zhenglong said, Marcelo listened, and then he was stunned.
"You mean you abused me to make Van Gaal happy?"
"Yup!!"
"Can you go away? Go back to China, how can I have a friend like you."
"Curly hair, make a sacrifice, just one."
*****
"Ah, the weather is so nice today."
Van Gaal glanced at Tang Zhenglong.
"Oh, the Brazilians are so annoying."
"..."
"If one day I become the head coach of Real Madrid, the first thing I will do is sell all the Brazilians."
"..."
"You find Brazilians annoying too?"
"correct."
Tang Zhenglong can be regarded as having a conversation.
"Have the Brazilians offended you?"
"That's right, and the living habits of Brazilians are very bad. They go to nightclubs every day and are not disciplined. I don't like Brazilians the least."
In fact, Van Gaal doesn't like the Brazilians. He has no personal grievances. It's purely his coaching experience. The Brazilians are really difficult to manage. They love to play too much and can easily lead bad players.
"The most important thing for a football player is the law of life. Like you and the Brazilians, you can't play football well."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned, what does this shit have to do with me?
(End of this chapter)
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