big mouth ball king
Chapter 860 1 must be fired!
Chapter 860 Must be fired!
"Hey, why is there a woman's voice in Tang Zhenglong's room?"
Zhu Guanghu was furious and was about to open the door when he heard...
"Why does this voice sound familiar, is it..."
Zhu Guanghu was shocked, "It's Tang Muyan's voice."
Since this is the case, it would be bad if he pushed the door in at this time, people want face.
Zhu Guanghu was so angry that he was half dead.
"I have to fire this bastard, it's too fucking excessive."
******
"Sister Tang, what do you want to do?"
"I've said it several times, don't call me Sister Tang."
"Well, can you tell me, what exactly do you want to do?"
"I want justice."
"what?"
"I asked my Chinese teacher, and it's a curse when I see you."
"..."
"Sister Tang, I really made a slip of the tongue, I just wanted to say I won't see you in a day."
"It's still a curse if you don't see each other for a day."
"This word is a curse word in the north, but it is not a curse word in the south, and now that Mandarin is spoken in China, in Mandarin, this word does not mean curse."
"I do not care!!"
"Woooooo."
"Well, even if I scold you, can I apologize?"
"Or not."
"..."
"unless……"
"Okay, I see, come on then." Tang Zhenglong began to undress.
"Tang Zhenglong! What are you doing!!"
"Sorry."
puff.
"That's not what I said."
"Then what do you want?"
"I want you as my nominal boyfriend."
DUANG! !
"What do you mean?"
It turns out that Tang Muyan is also facing family pressure to marry just like in China, and people in the family often introduce boyfriends to her.
These men's family conditions are very good, but Tang Muyan doesn't like them.
So she wanted Tang Zhenglong to play her boyfriend and bring it back to show to the family. If a Chinese star is her boyfriend, who else in the family would dare to gossip?
As soon as Tang Muyan explained, Tang Zhenglong understood.
"It's simple."
"Easy?" Tang Muyan sneered, "Everyone in my family is a genius. If you don't act well, you'll be out of the gang right away."
"What do you want?"
"Let's stay for one night, and I'll tell you all about my experience from childhood to adulthood, then you'll be fine, no matter how they test you, you can answer fluently."
Tang Zhenglong felt dizzy when he heard it, and what he disliked the most was memorizing by rote.
"Can you write it down, I will recite it slowly."
"Of course not, I must supervise you."
Tang Zhenglong had an idea, "Sister Tang, do you think this is okay? You just say that you are pregnant and the child is mine, then it's OK."
Tang Muyan's face darkened.
"Is this how you solve problems?"
"And what age is it, do you think pregnancy can solve all problems?"
Tang Zhenglong scratched his head, "It's always like this in the TV dramas I watch. No matter how big the problem is, it can't be solved without pregnancy."
puff.
At this moment, he suddenly heard a cough outside the door, and Tang Zhenglong rushed out with a stride.
"Director Zhu..."
"..."
"This... I can explain it, it's not what you think."
Zhu Guanghu chuckled.
"No, I heard it all."
……
"I think you can help Miss Tang."
"..."
"Director Zhu, you're a little naughty now."
"Screw you!!"
Tang Muyan looked embarrassed.
"Director Zhu, if it wasn't for the family's urging the marriage too hard, I wouldn't ask Longlong for help."
"Ha ha."
Zhu Guanghu was still childlike, and said with a smile, "Tang Zhenglong, I order you to help Tang Muyan."
"..."
At this time, someone in the bathroom said: "Can I come out, I really can't stand it."
puff.
"Come out, Han Peng."
As soon as Han Peng came out, Zhu Guanghu immediately rolled his eyes.
Han Peng felt full of malice. It was either his own birth or something different. Tang Zhenglong seemed to be Zhu Guanghu's own.
"Han Peng, why don't you stay with me tonight and don't disturb the two of them."
"No need, I'll go find Gao Lin." After finishing speaking, Han Peng ran away quickly.
"Stinky boy!"
*******
"What? Tang Zhenglong is your boyfriend?" Tang Zhun had a disbelieving expression on his face.
"real."
"How long have you known each other?"
Before Tang Muyan could speak, Tang Zhun's eldest son, Tang Xiao, spoke, "Sister, are you fooling us again this time? You found a fake boyfriend last time, remember."
Tang Zhun's youngest son, Tang Yong, also laughed and said, "It was super embarrassing at the end, that kid didn't even know that my sister didn't eat coriander."
The death of Tang Muyan Khan was her greatest shame.
"It was my fault last time, but this time it's 100% true. If you don't believe me, he will come later, and you can interrogate as you like."
Tang Xiao smiled and said, "If it's true, then he will be my future brother-in-law. How can I interrogate him? It's too late for me to love him."
"Hehe." Tang Muyan smiled.
At this time the doorbell rang, and Tang Yong volunteered, "I'll open the door."
As soon as the door opened, Tang Yong greeted his brother-in-law directly.
"Brother-in-law?" Tang Zhenglong was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "You must be Tang Yong, right?"
"it's me."
Tang Muyan also came over at this time.
"Come in, be hungry, wait for your meal."
The four of them sat around and ate together. The first course was ham soup. Tang Muyan looked at it and sneered in his heart. The ham soup was so good, but there were a few slices of parsley.
"Are these guys idiots?"
This is the first test question.
The three of them looked at each other with a smile. If it was their boyfriend, they could tell with a try.
Tang Zhenglong served the soup, blew on it, and then said with a smile: "Yanyan, don't you know that I don't eat coriander?"
"Longlong, I actually don't eat it, so we never talked about it."
"So it is."
Tang Zhenglong put down the bowl, and the other three saw that this was cruel enough, so they might as well find a boyfriend who doesn't eat coriander.
Tang Xiao winked at Tang Yong.
On the second exam question.
Tang Yong smiled and said, "There should be some music for dinner, what do you think, Longlong?"
"pretty good."
Music wafted from the restaurant's speakers.
"It's really nice. Is this speaker from Harman Kardon?"
"Longlong, do you still understand audio?"
"I don't know, I just know a brand."
The music was playing, and suddenly the music clip of Hayao Miyazaki's "Laputa in the Sky" sounded, and Tang Zhenglong immediately put down the tableware.
"Yanyan, I remember you like this song very much?"
"Yes, I like the soundtracks of Hayao Miyazaki's animations."
Tang Xiao, Tang Yong was taken aback for a moment, remembering that last time the impostor couldn't hear anything and was still eating stupidly.
The three of you look at me, and I look at you, could it be true?
Tang Zhenglong and Tang Muyan exchanged winks.
"It's a good thing I didn't sleep last night, so I reviewed all the questions."
After Tang Xiao and Tang Yong discussed it, they became ruthless, ready to use their trump card.
"If you can answer this question, then you are really a member of our family."
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, why is there a woman's voice in Tang Zhenglong's room?"
Zhu Guanghu was furious and was about to open the door when he heard...
"Why does this voice sound familiar, is it..."
Zhu Guanghu was shocked, "It's Tang Muyan's voice."
Since this is the case, it would be bad if he pushed the door in at this time, people want face.
Zhu Guanghu was so angry that he was half dead.
"I have to fire this bastard, it's too fucking excessive."
******
"Sister Tang, what do you want to do?"
"I've said it several times, don't call me Sister Tang."
"Well, can you tell me, what exactly do you want to do?"
"I want justice."
"what?"
"I asked my Chinese teacher, and it's a curse when I see you."
"..."
"Sister Tang, I really made a slip of the tongue, I just wanted to say I won't see you in a day."
"It's still a curse if you don't see each other for a day."
"This word is a curse word in the north, but it is not a curse word in the south, and now that Mandarin is spoken in China, in Mandarin, this word does not mean curse."
"I do not care!!"
"Woooooo."
"Well, even if I scold you, can I apologize?"
"Or not."
"..."
"unless……"
"Okay, I see, come on then." Tang Zhenglong began to undress.
"Tang Zhenglong! What are you doing!!"
"Sorry."
puff.
"That's not what I said."
"Then what do you want?"
"I want you as my nominal boyfriend."
DUANG! !
"What do you mean?"
It turns out that Tang Muyan is also facing family pressure to marry just like in China, and people in the family often introduce boyfriends to her.
These men's family conditions are very good, but Tang Muyan doesn't like them.
So she wanted Tang Zhenglong to play her boyfriend and bring it back to show to the family. If a Chinese star is her boyfriend, who else in the family would dare to gossip?
As soon as Tang Muyan explained, Tang Zhenglong understood.
"It's simple."
"Easy?" Tang Muyan sneered, "Everyone in my family is a genius. If you don't act well, you'll be out of the gang right away."
"What do you want?"
"Let's stay for one night, and I'll tell you all about my experience from childhood to adulthood, then you'll be fine, no matter how they test you, you can answer fluently."
Tang Zhenglong felt dizzy when he heard it, and what he disliked the most was memorizing by rote.
"Can you write it down, I will recite it slowly."
"Of course not, I must supervise you."
Tang Zhenglong had an idea, "Sister Tang, do you think this is okay? You just say that you are pregnant and the child is mine, then it's OK."
Tang Muyan's face darkened.
"Is this how you solve problems?"
"And what age is it, do you think pregnancy can solve all problems?"
Tang Zhenglong scratched his head, "It's always like this in the TV dramas I watch. No matter how big the problem is, it can't be solved without pregnancy."
puff.
At this moment, he suddenly heard a cough outside the door, and Tang Zhenglong rushed out with a stride.
"Director Zhu..."
"..."
"This... I can explain it, it's not what you think."
Zhu Guanghu chuckled.
"No, I heard it all."
……
"I think you can help Miss Tang."
"..."
"Director Zhu, you're a little naughty now."
"Screw you!!"
Tang Muyan looked embarrassed.
"Director Zhu, if it wasn't for the family's urging the marriage too hard, I wouldn't ask Longlong for help."
"Ha ha."
Zhu Guanghu was still childlike, and said with a smile, "Tang Zhenglong, I order you to help Tang Muyan."
"..."
At this time, someone in the bathroom said: "Can I come out, I really can't stand it."
puff.
"Come out, Han Peng."
As soon as Han Peng came out, Zhu Guanghu immediately rolled his eyes.
Han Peng felt full of malice. It was either his own birth or something different. Tang Zhenglong seemed to be Zhu Guanghu's own.
"Han Peng, why don't you stay with me tonight and don't disturb the two of them."
"No need, I'll go find Gao Lin." After finishing speaking, Han Peng ran away quickly.
"Stinky boy!"
*******
"What? Tang Zhenglong is your boyfriend?" Tang Zhun had a disbelieving expression on his face.
"real."
"How long have you known each other?"
Before Tang Muyan could speak, Tang Zhun's eldest son, Tang Xiao, spoke, "Sister, are you fooling us again this time? You found a fake boyfriend last time, remember."
Tang Zhun's youngest son, Tang Yong, also laughed and said, "It was super embarrassing at the end, that kid didn't even know that my sister didn't eat coriander."
The death of Tang Muyan Khan was her greatest shame.
"It was my fault last time, but this time it's 100% true. If you don't believe me, he will come later, and you can interrogate as you like."
Tang Xiao smiled and said, "If it's true, then he will be my future brother-in-law. How can I interrogate him? It's too late for me to love him."
"Hehe." Tang Muyan smiled.
At this time the doorbell rang, and Tang Yong volunteered, "I'll open the door."
As soon as the door opened, Tang Yong greeted his brother-in-law directly.
"Brother-in-law?" Tang Zhenglong was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "You must be Tang Yong, right?"
"it's me."
Tang Muyan also came over at this time.
"Come in, be hungry, wait for your meal."
The four of them sat around and ate together. The first course was ham soup. Tang Muyan looked at it and sneered in his heart. The ham soup was so good, but there were a few slices of parsley.
"Are these guys idiots?"
This is the first test question.
The three of them looked at each other with a smile. If it was their boyfriend, they could tell with a try.
Tang Zhenglong served the soup, blew on it, and then said with a smile: "Yanyan, don't you know that I don't eat coriander?"
"Longlong, I actually don't eat it, so we never talked about it."
"So it is."
Tang Zhenglong put down the bowl, and the other three saw that this was cruel enough, so they might as well find a boyfriend who doesn't eat coriander.
Tang Xiao winked at Tang Yong.
On the second exam question.
Tang Yong smiled and said, "There should be some music for dinner, what do you think, Longlong?"
"pretty good."
Music wafted from the restaurant's speakers.
"It's really nice. Is this speaker from Harman Kardon?"
"Longlong, do you still understand audio?"
"I don't know, I just know a brand."
The music was playing, and suddenly the music clip of Hayao Miyazaki's "Laputa in the Sky" sounded, and Tang Zhenglong immediately put down the tableware.
"Yanyan, I remember you like this song very much?"
"Yes, I like the soundtracks of Hayao Miyazaki's animations."
Tang Xiao, Tang Yong was taken aback for a moment, remembering that last time the impostor couldn't hear anything and was still eating stupidly.
The three of you look at me, and I look at you, could it be true?
Tang Zhenglong and Tang Muyan exchanged winks.
"It's a good thing I didn't sleep last night, so I reviewed all the questions."
After Tang Xiao and Tang Yong discussed it, they became ruthless, ready to use their trump card.
"If you can answer this question, then you are really a member of our family."
(End of this chapter)
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