big mouth ball king

Chapter 861 The Heaven-Defying Fake Boyfriend

"Brother-in-law, since we are a family, I have spoken too much, can you forgive me?" Tang Yong began to pretend to be stupid.

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Since we are a family, what else can we not say?"

"Brother-in-law, do you remember whether the beauty mole on my sister's back is on the left or the right?"

DUANG! !
Tang Muyan was dumbfounded at the time, because she didn't have any beauty spots on her back at all.

"Damn Tang Yong, it's getting more and more wretched, such a bad move can be imagined!!"

Tang Zhenglong was also taken aback, "Have you never seen this question before?"

"I have long said that I want to practice, who told you not to agree?"

Tang Zhenglong's eyes were full of reproach, but in the current situation, passing the exam is the key.

Tang Xiao looked at his younger brother, admiring him, "This guy is really a thief now."

This question is too difficult.

When Tang Zhenglong answered the left, it would be a break, and if he answered the right, it was also a break. The key point is that even if Tang Zhenglong said no, it would not work.

What does this mean?
It means that Tang Zhenglong and Tang Muyan are already so-and-so, but they have only known each other for a few days, if they admit that and so in front of their elders, then they really are so and so.

Tang Muyan was like an ant on a hot pot.

Tang Xiao and Tang Yong waited to see the joke.

Tang Zhenglong looked at the crowd and said with a smile: "There is still a beauty mole on Yanyan's back, I must see it on the wedding day."

DUANG.

This time it was Tang Xiao and Tang Yong's turn to be dumbfounded.

Tang Zhun is an old fox, and smiled, "Dinner, eater, if you two say something more, my family can't take care of you."

******
After eating, he came to the bathroom, and Tang Muyan also followed.

"Sister Tang, how many people have you offended in the family? Those two guys have a grudge against you."

Tang Muyan Khan.

"Big families are like this, and our family is quite harmonious."

"It's almost there, I'm going back."

"Not yet, let's chat after dinner."

"Is there still an exam?" Tang Zheng's head grew bigger.

"Xiaolonglong, can you hold on a little longer?"

"..."

"Ok."

******
Tang Xiao and Tang Yong were holding back their anger.

This time Tang Yong said again: "Brother-in-law, what aspect of my sister do you like? Is it beautiful or rich?"

"rich?"

Tang Zhenglong sneered.

"Tang Yong, do you know about the Eclipse?"

"Eclipse? The yacht of the Russian oil king Abu?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

"I heard it's similar to a warship."

"That's right, I've been there, and Abu and I are friends."

Tang Yong was dumbfounded when he heard it.

Although their family is rich, it is still far behind Abubi.

"Really?"

"Why lie to you, you can follow my social media, there is a photo of me and Abu on it."

Tang Yong immediately took out his mobile phone.

"Fuck, there really are."

"one two three four……"

"35, 36..."

Tang Xiao became impatient, "What are you counting?"

"I'm counting the blondes on this boat."

Tang Zhenglong smiled slightly, "Don't count, there were 68 such beauties on board that day."

DUANG!

Tang Muyan's face darkened, because Tang Zhenglong deliberately mispronounced, and pronounced "on board" as "bed".

"Bed?"

"No, it's on a boat."

"Tang, did you grow up in China? Why is Mandarin worse than ours?" Tang Yong said stupidly.

"..."

Tang Xiao smiled and said: "It seems that Longlong has eaten and seen it, so what do you like about Mu Yan?"

This is another question that is wrong no matter how you answer it.

Tang Zhenglong stood up and slapped the table hard.

Tang Xiao and Tang Yong were startled.

"Since I came in, Uncle Tang hasn't said a few words, but you two talk so much, do you know how to respect elders? Do you have any education?"

After finishing speaking, Tang Zhenglong nodded to Tang Zhun.

This is too sudden, yes!Tang Zhun is here, where is it your turn to make irresponsible remarks, you two little bastards.

Tang Yong was blown up. He had never suffered such a loss since he was a child. He stood up abruptly, and Tang Zhun said at this time, "Tang Zhenglong is right. You two, big or small, get out of here."

"Father!"

"What? I can't call you now?"

Tang Xiao, Tang Yong could only leave.

After the two left, Tang Zhun smiled and said, "Tang Zhenglong, you are the best actor I have ever seen."

"acting?"

"I don't know what you mean?"

Tang Zhun looked at Tang Muyan.

"Mu Yan, you don't want to find a boyfriend. Uncle won't say anything in the future, but acting in front of me will save you. Uncle is not an idiot."

At this time, even Tang Muyan almost gave up, but fortunately Tang Zhenglong was smart.

"Is this an exam again?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "Uncle Tang, you are getting old."

……

"How to say?"

"It may not be popular in your time to fall in love at first sight, but today's young people rely on their feelings. We don't need too long. Love is love. I am serious about research."

Tang Zhenglong's acting skills are so fucking good, this time even the old fox Tang Zhun was stupid.

I saw Tang Xiao, Tang Yong came back.

"Father, I don't think there is any need to try again. This brother-in-law should be real."

Tang Muyan's heart was shocked, it was so dangerous, and he almost failed in the end.

Tang Yong leaned over shamelessly, "Brother-in-law, I'm sorry, we have been deceived by my sister too many times, so we are so caring."

Tang Zhenglong touched Tang Yong's big head, "Good boy!"

"..."

"Brother-in-law, can you take me to play with that solar eclipse?"

"Want to go?"

Tang Yong nodded.

"Okay, but wait."

"That's okay, I have plenty of time."

Tang Muyan Khan died.

"Tang Yong, you are also a member of our family, what a shame."

"Tch, I'm begging for my brother-in-law, not someone else."

"That's right!" Tang Zhenglong laughed.

Tang Muyan was taken aback, Tang Zhenglong entered the play so quickly, as if it was real, this guy really has the talent to be an actor.

Tang Zhenglong looked at his phone.

"It's almost time, I have to go back and play."

"Brother-in-law, get me some tickets."

Tang Zhenglong sweats!

"Damn!! You thought the World Cup tickets were toilet paper, you just made it."

"Good boy, I can't get World Cup tickets either, because they are all real-named."

"Then if I mention your name, can I get a discount?"

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "It is estimated that he will be beaten to a broken bone."

"Stop making trouble." Tang Muyan dragged Tang Zhenglong, "Come on, I'll take you out."

******
"Xiaolonglong, thank you."

"It's nothing."

"You are so good, you even lied to my uncle, he is an old man."

"Haha, it's fine."

"Then we... goodbye?"

"Come and see the ball."

At this moment, Tang Muyan couldn't help but kiss Tang Zhenglong.

"This is thank you."

"Ha ha."

"Xiaolonglong, in fact, if you really become my boyfriend, I will be very happy."

Tang Zhenglong also thought about it, but...

Linda, Kaya, Emma, ​​and most importantly, Fermina, will they kill themselves?
(End of this chapter)