big mouth ball king

Chapter 876 Sea, Beach, Girl
"Stewardess, let me tell you first, this is a person, I refuse to check it in."

The old horse was mad.

"Tang Zhenglong, dare to say it again!!"

Four or five stewardesses were all happy, of course they knew Lao Ma and Tang Zhenglong, both football superstars.

"Don, I didn't expect you to be so humorous."

The old horse was taken aback, humor?Do you have any misconceptions about humor?
"This is a person, how can we consign it."

Tang Zhenglong laughed, "I'm afraid you will say that he is overweight and not allowed to board the plane."

puff.

Hahaha.

The old horse smiled and said, "Tang Zhenglong, no matter how much you mock me, I will go to Tahiti with you."

Tang Zhenglong sweated to death, the old horse was really shameless, he had to follow.

When he came to Tahiti, Ibrahimovic picked up Tang Zhenglong at the airport.

"Why are you still bringing Diego?"

Tang Zhenglong looked embarrassed, "This is a person anyway. I thought he might have a heart attack on the way, so that's fine, but I didn't expect him to die."

"..."

The old horse patted Ibrahimovic, "Zlatan, long time no see."

"..."

Ibrahimovic has an ominous premonition, will the old horse ruin his luck?
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tahiti.

The island country in the Pacific Ocean is known as a paradise on earth.

Sand, sun, surf.

The three of Tang Zhenglong were sunbathing on the beach.

"It's cool."

I took a sip of cold beer and looked at the beauties who were not wearing much on the beach.

"Zlatan, you found a good place this time."

"Hahaha."

The old horse said with a smile: "Zlatan, you have been in Tahiti longer than us, honestly, did you succeed?"

"Hahaha."

Ibrahimovic.

"I'm not that wretched."

"cut."

The old horse pointed to the beauties on the beach, "Believe it or not, when I go there, there will be women who will post it right away."

Ibrahimovic expressed disdain, "Diego, you are 20 years younger, I believe this, but now?"

"Ha ha."

"What's the matter now? Do you know my nickname in Argentina?"

"Cut! This is not Argentina. Do you know how popular I am in Sweden? I went to the street, and immediately a woman shouted wildly for me."

Tang Zhenglong Khan, "Aren't you two bored, come to Tahiti to brag?"

"..."

Tang Zhenglong pointed to the surfer.

"Girls here only like dudes who can surf."

Lao Ma is so envious, he looks so handsome surfing.

Tang Zhenglong stood up, "I'm going surfing now."

"Are your legs okay?"

"never mind."

In fact, after an athlete is injured, the pain will disappear soon, but it will take a long time to play.

Tang Zhenglong trotted over to find the surfing instructor. Tahiti is a place with perfect tourism services. Diving instructors, surfing instructors, and lifeguards are all fully equipped.

Tang Zhenglong learned a few times and began to practice by the sea.

Someone recognized Tang Zhenglong.

"Xiaolonglong is great."

"I went surfing for the first time today."

"It was so strong the first time!"

The two of them here are so jealous, it's like eating sour lemons.

"Hmph, I could do it when I was young, but I can't do it now." The old horse said unconvinced.

"Zlatan, why don't you go surfing?"

Ibrahimovic actually tried it a week ago. He wanted to be handsome, but he didn't expect to be photographed by the waves and drank some sea water. Now he doesn't dare.

"I am naturally handsome, and I don't need to prove myself by surfing."

"cut."

The girls on Tang Zhenglong's side are getting together more and more, and the two of them here are getting more and more bitter.

"Fortunately, a huge wave suddenly came, and Tang Zhenglong was photographed." Maradona laughed.

"I think so too."

It was too late to say it, but then it was too late, and there really was a relatively big wave. Tang Zhenglong was a beginner and couldn't hide, so he was photographed immediately.

"Dangerous, Xiaolonglong."

The waves receded, and Tang Zhenglong lay down on the beach.

"Hurry up and save someone."

"Xiaolonglong, wake up."

"Little Dragon!!"

Tang Zhenglong was planning to "live" to ease the embarrassment, and only listened to these beauties chattering.

"Let me see artificial respiration."

"I come."

"..."

The first beautiful woman artificial respiration.

Tang Zhenglong pretended to be dead and remained motionless, while the second beauty gave artificial respiration.

"Little Dragon Dragon."

Tang Zhenglong remained motionless.

The third.

the fourth.

Here Maradona and Ibrahimovic stared blankly.

"Tang Zhenglong, shameless bastard."

"We're going to expose him."

the seventh.

The eighth.

The old horse pushed aside the crowd.

"Girls, your lung capacity is relatively small, let me do it, one of you is worth 10 of you."

Tang Zhenglong narrowed his eyes and said, "Damn it! If Maradona kisses this, it will be at least a year of bad luck."

But if you wake up immediately at this time, you will be in trouble again.

"This is how to do?"

Seeing the old horse's chubby lips slowly approaching.

At this time, Ibrahimovic patted the old horse, "Come here."

"what?"

"Diego, that's what I think. It's no good for us to expose Tang Zhenglong as a bastard. Why don't we save him and let him take those girls to our villa for a party. What do you think?"

The old horse smiled, "You are still smart."

Ibrahimovic and Lao Ma pushed aside the crowd, "It's too hot here, let's carry him back."

"You take care of Xiaolonglong."

"Relax, beauty."

Back to the rented villa.

The old horse kicked Tang Zhenglong, "Don't pretend to be dead."

Tang Zhenglong woke up slowly, "Who am I? Where is this?"

Ibrahimovic said with a smile: "Don, if you pretend again, we will really give you artificial respiration."

"..."

The old horse patted Tang Zhenglong, "I saved you this time, how can you repay me?"

"..."

"I don't understand what you're talking about."

"Hehe, don't play dumb."

Tang Zhenglong also knew he couldn't pretend anymore.

"Then what do you think?"

"Those girls just now, we want you to invite them to our villa for a party."

Tang Zhenglong looked embarrassed, "Is this not good? They are also good people, I can't cheat them."

The old horse was furious, "Could it be that I am a bad person!!"

Ibrahimovic said with a smile: "Tang Zhenglong, I recorded everything, do you want me to tell them that you lied to them for artificial respiration?"

"..."

Lao Ma laughed and said, "I guarantee they will smash you to death with a surfboard."

"..."

"Okay, I'll give it a try, but I want to make it clear that you can't force them to do anything."

The old horse rolled his eyes, "Are you an idiot? Would I do that kind of thing? I beat up reporters, beat up teammates, but I never beat up women."

"Okay, I'll go ask them out."

After Tang Zhenglong left, Lao Ma suddenly felt uncomfortable.

"Zlatan, I feel bad."

"What's wrong with you?"

"I'm the king of football in Argentina, and now I'm reduced to relying on Tang Zhenglong to pick up girls?"

Ibrahimovic chuckled, "Diego, picking up girls is the same as scoring goals. The most important thing is to get in. As for the process of scoring goals, it doesn't really matter. Haven't you scored goals with your hands?"

(End of this chapter)