big mouth ball king

Chapter 877

"Xiao Longlong, you are so handsome."

"Xiaolonglong, I love you."

The old horse was dumbfounded. Although Tang Zhenglong was popular, how popular is he now?
"Xiaolonglong, handsome!!"

At this time Ibrahimovic came back, "I finally understand why people here worship Tang Zhenglong so much."

"why?"

"because of him!!!"

Ibrahimovic took out his mobile phone, and the photo on it was a Chinese named Gong Lei.

"Who is this?"

"Tahiti's football king is a Chinese. He played in Tahiti back then and was the top scorer."

The old horse was dumbfounded.

"Tahiti still has football?"

"Yes, Tahiti has its own league."

"Damn it, football is indeed the number one sport in the world. I thought people here don't play football at all."

Lao Ma looked at the photo again, "Tahiti football king?"

It's been a long time.

In fact, domestic fans may not necessarily know Gong Lei, and later he went to Wutai to commentate the game, but he was really the king of the ball in Tahiti back then, and he was also the top scorer in the Tahiti league.

"Xiao Longlong, are you Chinese all so handsome when you play football? Gong Lei, the Tahiti football king, also looked very cool when he played football."

At this time, Tang Zhenglong also figured out what was going on. It turned out that the girls here did not like him, but because he was a player from China, so the so-called love house and black.

"In fact, we Chinese are the best at playing table tennis, and football is the second sport in China."

"The second movement is that strong."

"Wow!!! Don, can you come to Tahiti to play football in the future? The girls here are very enthusiastic."

To be honest, Tang Zhenglong is really tempted. It seems that he can stay in this kind of place and be the champion of the region.

"Hahaha, okay."

Lao Ma took the opportunity to call Tang Zhenglong over.

"Don, I now know why you are so popular here, it's because of him."

Tang Zhenglong took a look.

"People here seem to be 50 years behind the world, what can I do?"

"No! Girl, you can't have sex alone!!"

Tang Zhenglong was taken aback, "Then what should we do?"

The old horse patted his chest, "From now on, I am also Chinese."

"You mean you're pretending to be Chinese?"

"Yes! Teach me a few words of Chinese right now."

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "Okay."

"First of all, how do you say hello?"

"I'm an idiot."

The old horse nodded.

"Then how do you say you are beautiful?"

"I'm a fat man."

The old horse nodded again.

"I'm single and I like it a lot, what do you say?"

"I'm a scumbag, I can't find a woman."

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It is no exaggeration to say that Chinese is definitely the second language in the world now. Basically, when you go abroad, foreigners like to speak a few simple Chinese with you.

Hello, thank you, this is already lingua franca.

The old horse saw a beautiful girl and moved over slowly.

"I'm an idiot."

The girl was taken aback, and immediately walked away.

The old horse was upset, did he think I was too fat?

He immediately said in English: "Don't go, I just want to chat."

Here Tang Zhenglong laughed silly.

"What are you laughing at?" Ibrahimovic asked.

"I tell you, you promise not to betray me?"

"I promise."

Tang Zhenglong said everything, and Ibrahimovic laughed too.

"Hahaha."

At this moment, Lao Ma was slapped across the face.

"I hate scumbags the most, scumbags, get out, and you are so fat."

Ibuhan, "Don, aren't you a bit too much?"

Tang Zhenglong couldn't bear it anymore, looking at the lonely back of the old horse, how can this mean that he was also the king of the generation back then.

The old horse left the house, letting the violent sea wind blow on his face.

"Wooooow, I want to go back to Argentina, I love my country."

"woo woo woo woo."

At this time Tang Zhenglong put his hand on the old horse's shoulder.

"Don't cry, Diego, I will help you get rid of the girl over there this time, how about it?"

"No, I'm going back to Argentina tomorrow. The women here are idiots. If I talk to the women here again, I'm not Diego Maradona."

Suddenly, a girl's scream came from the darkness.

"Diego."

"Is it really you, Diego?"

"Who?"

A beautiful girl stepped out of the darkness.

"you know me?"

"Of course, you are Diego Maradona, the world champion."

Maradona Khan died, doesn't it mean that here is 50 years behind?

"I like you the most."

The old horse immediately put on a smile, taking what he said just now as a P.

"I think you are very small, why do you like me?"

"Because my mother is Tahitian, but my father is Argentinian."

"Hahaha, no wonder."

The old horse gave Tang Zhenglong a wink, as if saying, you can get out.

Tang Zhenglong was upset, I came out to comfort you fat man, now that you have a girl, you will immediately turn your face and deny anyone.

Tang Zhenglong refused to leave, "Your father is from Argentina, so why did you come back to Tahiti?"

"It's because of travel."

"Then do you know the Tahitian football king? It's a Chinese."

The old horse was furious, he finally met a girl who liked him, and you Tang Zhenglong even stepped in! !

"I tell you, the Chinese are very bad, you should stay away from the Chinese."

The girl was taken aback.

"But I really like Chinese people. Every year, many Chinese people come to Tahiti for tourism."

"Have you ever heard of a little Chinese villain named Tang Zhenglong?" Ma said triumphantly.

"I don't know." The girl smiled.

This time it was Tang Zhenglong's turn to be embarrassed.

"Diego, I wanted to give it to you at first, but since you don't know how to flatter me, I'll grab it from you." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

"Girl, can you speak Chinese? We can speak Chinese."

"Haha, that's great. I really like speaking Chinese. Now many people are learning Chinese, and many people have Chinese characters tattooed on their bodies."

This is true. It is now popular in the West to tattoo Chinese characters on their bodies, and even many stars do the same.

"I think you are so beautiful, it would be better to tattoo the word "Lan" on your body."

"why?"

"Because orchids are a symbol of elegance in China."

"Haha, let me think about it."

The old horse on the side has been completely dumbfounded, and it is Chinese again! ! ! !
"Believe it or not, I went back to learn Chinese well in order to pick up girls."

The old horse gave Tang Zhenglong a wink, and said in Spanish: "Come and talk."

"what?"

"Tang, I was wrong just now, so let me do this."

"Then you say, Tang Zhenglong is the world champion."

"..."

"Don't be shameless!"

Tang Zhenglong chuckled, "Don't tell me, right? Haha, this is mine too. I'll take her to my room to talk about art and life."

Lao Ma has a dark face. He and Bailey have been fighting for the championship for decades, but they never give up an inch. Now he is asked to call Tang Zhenglong the champion, and he is very entangled.

"Well, you are the world champion."

"Hahaha, Diego, this girl is for you."

(End of this chapter)