big mouth ball king

Chapter 938 Tang Zhenglong Is the Son of a Witch

"Referee, I blocked the near corner of the goal, I swear!!"

"The ball must have come in through the net."

Broken net?

This kind of thing actually happened, and more than once, but it was in some low-level leagues.

The referee is also sweating.

If the net was broken, it would be a scandal.

The referee checked the net carefully and found it to be all right.

"The net is not broken, you can see for yourself."

De Gea looked over.

"impossible!!"

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "The net is broken? I think you've lost your mind."

……

……

No one at the scene knew exactly what happened, but the commentary was fine, and he could watch it in slow motion.

The picture advances frame by frame.

"The ball goes in against the goalpost."

"It has to be the best goal in La Liga this season, it's amazing, it's literally zero angles."

Many people said that Basten's shot in the European Cup had a zero angle, but it was not. It still had a certain angle, but the broadcast technology was so-so at that time.

But Tang Zhenglong's shot was completely recorded, and it was indeed a zero-angle goal.

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"Don, that's amazing."

"Don, admit it. You must be the son of a witch. You know some kind of magic."

"Fuck you, I got god-level footwork by practicing hard."

puff.

Teammates touched Tang Zhenglong, hoping for some good luck.

Marcelo said with a smile: "Don, I want to share your good luck."

"Really? It's easy, you squat behind me, I'll put one for you, and you suck it all up."

puff.

Hahahaha.

Teammates laughed.

Marcelo darkened, "Asshole!!"

At this time Alonso said: "This is actually simple, we will pass the ball to the bottom line, Tang Zhenglong's footwork is so good, we will soon overtake."

Tang Zhenglong sweated to death, this skill is only once in a game, you think it was picked up for nothing.

"Hehe, you guys are stupid, will the opponent give me another chance to shoot?"

"That?"

Tang Zhenglong pointed to Ronaldo.

"Next, I will be a cover, let Cristiano stand up, the second brother of Real Madrid can't get his salary for nothing."

"You are the one who gets paid for nothing!!!"

"Hahaha."

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Real Madrid scored 1 to 2. Atletico Madrid felt bitter. The main reason was that the way of conceding the ball was too weird. Tang Zhenglong was basically unreasonable. How can he defend this?

Tang Zhenglong continued to suppress Atletico Madrid on the right, passing the ball to the bottom line desperately.

Now the bottom line is no longer the bottom line in the eyes of Atletico Madrid players, but a reminder.

Felipe held down Tang Zhenglong on the left and never gave him a chance to shoot, even if he got the ball from the baseline.

Tang Zhenglong pointed to his head.

Felipe wondered.

"You're so short, why are you pointing at your own head?"

"You're short."

A teammate passed a high ball to Tang Zhenglong.

Atletico Madrid can't understand it even more. If the success rate of a zero-angle shot is 1%, then the possibility of a zero-angle header is one in ten thousand.

Could it be that Tang Zhenglong is so arrogant that he is ready to hit De Gea with a zero-angle header?
The ball flew over.

Tang Zhenglong took off.

Felipe stopped dancing, "You come, I will let you."

Tang Zhenglong headed the ball.

All eyes are on the ball.

Mainly, Tang Zhenglong's goal just now was too beautiful. Now everyone's appetite has been whetted, and they want to see a more divine goal.

The ball draws an arc and flies to the back point.

The point of the ball is not the goal, but Ronaldo.

See the picture poorly.

Only then did the Atletico Madrid players realize that Tang Zhenglong was not shooting, but passing the ball.

"Damn!! Ronaldo and Tang Zhenglong are at odds with each other? Why are the rumors so accurate?"

Ronaldo's success rate is almost 100% for close-range headers. There is no suspense, and the ball tops the approach angle.

GOOOOOOOOAL.

Atletico Madrid fans were dumbfounded. A 2-0 lead can be chased to 2-2. What kind of weird plot is this?
On the pitch, the Atletico Madrid players were about to collapse, and it was all Tang Zhenglong's fault, he was simply unreasonable.

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"Boss, give me a solution. How can we defend Tang Zhenglong?"

Flores is also in a dilemma. Defense is not good, and defense is not enough. What should I do?
On Tang Zhenglong's side, he must carry on pretending to the end.

He makes a shooting action from the wing.

"Shooting from zero angles is like playing for me."

"Master, you really know how to act. Wouldn't it be interesting if the opponent knew that you can only be majestic once in a game?"

"Ha ha!!"

Flores clapped his hands.

"Boss, is there a way?"

"No."

"..."

At this time Aguero said, "Could it be that the opponent will shoot from a zero angle?"

"What do you mean?"

"I can do it too."

……

In fact, Aguero can't, but you don't lose if you lose. He doesn't want to lose to Tang Zhenglong, whether it's in love or on the court.

Flores had no other good options.

"How about it, you also pass the ball to Kun and let him shoot near the baseline, maybe there will be surprises."

Flores patted Aguero, "It's up to you."

"Do not worry!"

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I often stand by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet.

Real Madrid's offense is passed around, and the pass will be misunderstood. The ball went to Atletico Madrid.

Thiago looked up and decisively passed the ball to Aguero. This ball was basically a replica of Ronaldo's pass to Tang Zhenglong just now.

The ball is firmly pressed against the bottom line, and it is impossible for the defensive player to touch the ball.

The commentator was taken aback.

"Could it be that Atletico Madrid also want zero angles? Zero angles are so worthless now?"

90% of this ball has been imitated successfully, only Aguero's finishing touch is missing.

"Look at my feet."

"Whatever Tang Zhenglong is, I will too."

Aguero kicks the ball.

then……

……

……

Hahahaha.

The Bernabéu burst into laughter, and those who didn't know thought they had watched Uncle Benshan's sketch.

Mourinho laughed until he fell off the box.

"Haha, I laughed so hard."

Flores rushed over, "Asshole, is that funny?"

Mourinho got up, "You tell the truth, is it funny?"

Flores was holding back, but he also wanted to laugh.

Aguero kicked directly out of the touchline.

That's right, not the bottom line, but the left side line.

Aguero covered his face, really wanting to find a crack in the ground to get in.

The OS in his heart is, "Giannina, you don't look down on me because of this, do you? Woohoo."

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In the final stage of the game, 2 to 2, it seems to be a draw.

Mourinho can also accept a draw, after all, Atletico Madrid is also a strong team in La Liga.

At this moment, Real Madrid won a corner kick.

Tang Zhenglong and his teammates whispered for a while.

"Tang, you go and take the penalty, we'll just watch."

"Okay, watch me shoot. I love zero-angle shots now, and my feet feel hot."

Everyone speaks Spanish, and Atlético can understand it, which pissed them off.

A zero-angle shot from a corner kick?He also notified us in advance that no one is so arrogant! !

Tang Zhenglong took the ball and ran to the corner flag area.

(End of this chapter)