big mouth ball king

Chapter 939 The most important thing about a corner kick is acting skills
"Tang Zhenglong, what is this for? Is he going to take a corner kick?"

The audience was stunned.

Tang Zhenglong pretends to be a wolf with a big tail.

"This must be pretended, otherwise people will see through it in minutes."

It's kind of like the emperor's new clothes.

Atletico Madrid's penalty area is ready to prevent Tang Zhenglong from really hanging in at zero angle.

Tang Zhenglong starts the run-up, will a great goal be born?

Shoot... wait a minute, pass?

And it's ground ball.

Di Maria took the ball in the corner of the penalty area and immediately passed it to Ronaldo in the penalty area. The Portuguese shot directly.

what is this?
I ordered pizza and ended up with ramen.

What we expected was Tang Zhenglong's zero-angle lob shot, but what we got was such a low-to-explosive attack! !

De Gea pounced, Ronaldo was too close to the goal and the ball flew into the goal! !

GOOOOOOOOOAL! ! !

The fans at the Bernabéu stadium went crazy.

"It's 3 to 2, let's ramen noodles."

Flores kicked over the water bottle on the sidelines, what is this?cheat?
There is a feeling of being cheated from top to bottom at Atletico Madrid.

Mourinho is about to make a substitution here, replacing Tang Zhenglong with Diarra.

He knew that if he didn't make a substitution, Tang Zhenglong would be kicked to death, and his opponent was very angry.

"Real Madrid substitution."

Tang Zhenglong walked off the stage slowly, and he could delay for a little more time.

Atletico Madrid players were furious.

Thiago came up and pushed Tang Zhenglong.

"Get out, don't waste time."

"Try pushing me again."

Thiago stretched out his hand, but retracted it again.

He knew that if this was pushed, Tang Zhenglong would immediately turn on the drum washing machine mode.

Tang Zhenglong walked so slowly that the referee couldn't stand it anymore.

"Could you hurry up."

"Ok."

"what!!!"

"what happened again?"

"I suddenly had a cramp in my leg."

The referee sweated to death.

"Substitution."

"You just got replaced, don't you have to pretend to be dead during the replacement?"

Marcelo hurried over to press Tang Zhenglong's legs. In life, the dead are the most important, but on the court, the injured are the most important.

The referee also hated it, but it is the player's right to be injured.

Atletico Madrid players came over to protest.

"If this is our home court, let him throw it away immediately."

The referee said that we must wait for the stretcher to enter the field.

Here comes the stretcher.

The referee smiled and said, "What else do you want now?"

Tang Zhenglong got up, "Referee, I'm fine, I'm going to walk off the court, Marcelo will support me."

……

……

"You better get on a stretcher? I beg you."

"Referee, I'm a player, a little difficulty is fine."

Tang Zhenglong limped off the pitch. The whole world knew he was stalling for time, and the referee couldn't do anything about it.

It was finally over, and there was not much time left in the game.

When the final whistle sounded, Atletico Madrid players came to surround Tang Zhenglong.

"you liar."

"Your leg is fine, this is a fraud, we have to appeal to the Football Association, UEFA."

"My leg is really cramped. If you don't believe me, I can do an MRI after the game to show you, provided you can understand the film."

"roll!!"

Not far away, Mourinho is very excited.

"Hit him, hit him quickly, then Atletico Madrid will be suspended."

Mores Khan dies, "Boss, is Don our player?"

"It's okay, Tang's skin is very thick, and being beaten is like scratching an itch."

……

……

In the end, the Atletico Madrid players didn't do anything.

After the game, Tang Zhenglong once again became the focus of the mixed interview area.

"Don, what do you think of Atletico Madrid's bench being sent off?"

"I deserve it. I hope La Liga will punish the opponents severely. They throw me out like garbage, woo woo woo."

A reporter said: "But you rolled too exaggeratedly, and you rolled to the opponent's bench."

Tang Zhenglong looked at the reporter, "I'll kick you now, let everyone see if you can roll, okay?"

"..."

"I admit that I was a bit exaggerated, but the other party has kicked me many times. If I hadn't exaggerated, they would have kicked me recklessly. I would have been crippled long ago."

Someone else asked: "Don, your zero-angle shot must be the best goal in La Liga this season, right?"

"Hahaha, it's... hard to say, I think there will be more exciting goals, who made me Tang Zhenglong."

"What's the secret to shooting from zero angles?"

"It's actually very simple - talent."

puff.

"Atletico Madrid players say you are a liar."

"Hehe...they are Lu Snake, I don't care what Lu Snake said."

"Don, you and Aguero..."

Tang Zhenglong knew what he wanted to say and stopped him immediately.

"Sorry, this is the stadium, no gossip."

"Don, do you want to say something to Barcelona right now?"

Tang Zhenglong chuckled, "Let's talk about it later."

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"I'm sick of seeing it." Fermina made an expression of wanting to throw up.

When I turned on the TV this week, it was Tang Zhenglong's zero-angle shots.

"How down and out is La Liga now? Such a goal will blow it up."

Tang Zhenglong chuckled, "This goal can last a lifetime, zero angle, do you know about Basten's zero angle?"

"do not know."

"You really should watch more football, at least you are from Florentino's family."

"Hehe, I don't want to take over the family business."

Then the phone rang.

"Mino, what do you want from me?"

""Vanity Fair" asked you to shoot the cover."

"Oh, how much is it?"

"No money."

Tang Zhenglong was taken aback, "Then let them die."

Tang Zhenglong hung up the phone.

"What's wrong?" Fermina asked.

"What did that fat man say that "Vanity Fair" asked me to shoot the cover and didn't even pay me? Do you think it's funny?"

Fermina was dumbfounded.

"Are you sure it's Vanity Fair?"

"Yes."

"Wow!!"

……

"Are you crazy?"

"You really don't know about Vanity Fair?"

"I do not know."

"That's the most famous magazine in the world, how many celebrities want to be on their cover."

This is similar to asking you to go to the Spring Festival Gala in China, but you ask how much you will pay.

"You mean I should say yes?"

"Nonsense, if you are on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine, there will be many more brands looking for you to endorse in the future."

much more?That's money.

"Wait a while, I'll call the fat man right away."

"Fatty, I was wrong just now, I am willing to shoot the cover."

"Hehe, did you check it online?"

……

"I was wrong. I usually don't read magazines. I always read science books."

"I know, human science."

puff! ! ! !

"Fatty." Tang Zhenglong cursed in his heart.

"But it's all right to fly to London?"

"No problem, Cristiano has a private jet, I'll borrow it and use it, it's a good thing to make money, of course I will go."

"Hehe, get on the road!"

At this time, Fermina asked next to him, "Can he take his girlfriend?"

(End of this chapter)