big mouth ball king

Chapter 948 Double Standards
"Jose, Jose, now the women in Barcelona are asking Tang Zhenglong to get out of Barcelona."

Mourinho knows that this is a big deal. What Tang Zhenglong insulted Barcelona women is all an excuse. After all, it is because of the upcoming Spanish derby.

The feud between Barcelona and Madrid runs the gamut, from politics to football.

Even Barcelona's language is different from Madrid's.

"Everyone misunderstood. Tang Zhenglong didn't mean that at all. It was all distorted by the reporter."

"Jose, there's a video."

"..."

"Can an elephant represent anything?"

"It's the first time I've heard that elephants are an insult."

"Jose, but according to the context, Tang Zhenglong means..."

"I don't care, that's your understanding, Tang Zhenglong is definitely not that dirty."

Reporters stop Mourinho.

"Then let Tang Zhenglong come out, he is an adult, why don't you come out and face the media by yourself?"

Mourinho sneered in his heart. At this time, if Tang Zhenglong came out, he would not be swallowed alive by reporters.

"Tang Zhenglong has no obligation to accept your interview."

"Okay, the pre-match press conference. This is stipulated by UEFA. We will wait until then. If Tang Zhenglong does not show up, then we will make things very big."

Mourinho also died of sweat.

In Europe, the crime of insulting women can be big or small. Although it is a big deal, who knows if something big will happen?
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Mourinho called Tang Zhenglong to his room.

"Come on, let's practice offense and defense, and I will play the reporter."

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

"Excuse me, why do you say that women in Barcelona are all elephants?"

"Because elephants are great."

"Elephants are great? Give an example."

"In fact, elephants have a very high IQ. According to research by scientists, the intelligence of elephants can reach the level of a three-year-old human child."

"That is to say, all Barcelona women are weak?"

Tang Zhenglong sweated to death.

Mourinho slapped the table, "Usually the eloquence is very good, why not now?"

"Boss, these reporters just want to hack me, no matter what I say, they will hack me."

"I know, but we are public figures, can you hide it?"

"Don't practice, let's play freely when the time comes."

Mourinho Khan is dead.

"Don, you're still young, I don't want you suspended."

"Jose, I know, I don't want to, but I can't help it. I want to be the king of the ball, and those who hate me will line up."

"Swear at Tang Zhenglong, he is very popular, what can I do?"

Mourinho made a puke face.

"If there's nothing else, I'll go first."

After Tang Zhenglong left, Mourinho could only pray that nothing would happen in tomorrow's press conference.

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protest.

protest.

protest.

This is the first time that so many people gathered outside the press conference to protest in a La Liga match.

Tang Zhenglong came to the press conference site as scheduled.

Reporters are waiting eagerly, ready to make a big news.

Before starting, Guardiola patted Tang Zhenglong, "Boy, you are dead."

"Hehe, bald head, I don't think so."

The first reporter stood up, and Guardiola was very amused, "I guess you must not ask me a question."

"Hehe, that's right, the one I want to ask is Tang Zhenglong."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, indicating to ask.

"Are you supposed to apologize to the women of Barcelona?"

Tang Zhenglong spread his hands together.

"Do you know about the tragedy at Stamford Bridge?"

……

……

Everyone was stunned.

Someone nodded.

"But does that have anything to do with you saying Barcelona women are elephants?"

"Of course it does."

"In the case of the Stamford Bridge tragedy, Barcelona has a very double standard."

"And this time, the Barcelona people are also double standard."

The reporter was taken aback.

"I do not understand what you meant?"

Tang Zhenglong took out his mobile phone and approached the microphone.

"This is the video from that day, the reporter who asked the question mentioned the Madrid woman, the Barcelona woman."

"Why are only Barcelona women feeling humiliated?"

"Can you make fun of Madrid women?"

DUANG! !
The audience was shocked.

"It's actually a small thing, a small joke, but if the Barcelona people want to make big things, fine."

"I can apologize to the Barcelona woman, but please Guardiola first apologize to the Madrid woman."

Guardiola was dumbfounded.

"What does this have to do with me?"

"Because you represent Barcelona."

"..."

Guardiola almost died of anger.

"Haha, you are indeed a good apprentice of Mourinho."

"Really? Thank you."

Immediately a reporter from Barcelona stood up.

"Tang Zhenglong, don't change the subject, you can put the video aside, the point is that you said Barcelona women are elephants."

"Please explain clearly."

Guardiola smiled, as long as the reporter clung to the word "elephant", Tang Zhenglong would be in trouble.

"explain?"

"you sure?"

"I'm probably going to say a lot of things that can't be aired."

"It's okay, let's silence it."

"Well."

Mourinho was sweating in the background. Could this guy really say something that cannot be broadcast?

You know, the reporter's favorite thing is not to broadcast.

"To be honest, I haven't dated a Barcelona woman."

puff.

"Why? Because of the hatred between the two cities?"

"No, I'm Chinese, don't care about that."

"why?"

"I don't know if you have read the news a while ago——Fermina wants to make me want to escape."

puff! ! !
"Actually, that's true."

"The word Fermina said to me the most is not hello, but I want."

"The first Spanish word I learned was this word."

The reporters below could no longer listen.

They had a premonition that Tang Zhenglong was about to pretend to be X.

"To be honest, the city of Madrid has emptied my body, and I really don't have the ability to satisfy Barcelona anymore."

puff.

Guardiola turned his head away, he suppressed a smile.

A reporter sweated, "Don, are you bragging?"

"No, it's really true. We have a song "Madrid is Incredible" in China. Now I know what it means."

……

……

"There is only one Tang Zhenglong in the world, millions of women in Madrid need me, sorry, Barcelona, ​​you will never get Tang Zhenglong."

……

……

Backstage, Mourinho laughed until he was out of breath.

"Haha, I laughed so hard."

"Tang Zhenglong, you bastard."

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On social media, instead of being angry, women in Madrid supported Tang Zhenglong.

"Yes, we need Tang Zhenglong, and Barcelona should stay away."

Fermina looked at her mobile phone, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.

"Tang Zhenglong, bastard."

But this time it was a real relief.

(End of this chapter)