big mouth ball king

Chapter 949 Finding the Feeling of a Giant

After Ibrahimovic left, Barcelona introduced Spain's popular striker Villa.

Now Barcelona's striker trident is Messi, Pedro, Villa, all made in Spain.

Although Messi is Argentine, he is completely made in Spain.

The Barcelona team has a very distinctive football style. If you can't integrate into Barcelona's football philosophy, even if your level is the best in the world, you can't gain a foothold in Barcelona. Henry and Ibrahimovic are the best examples.

Both are top strikers, but they haven't really integrated into Barcelona's system.

Barcelona players were waiting to play in the player tunnel, when suddenly a ditty came.

"Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long?"

Tang Zhenglong hummed Crayon Shin-chan's famous song.

The Barcelona players turned their heads and saw that it was the hateful Tang Zhenglong.

Puyol stood up, "Don, I advise you not to provoke, this is the Nou Camp."

"Can't I sing too? The Nou Camp stipulates that visiting team players can't sing?"

"..."

"Don, are you sure you want to do something?"

Then Ramos stood up.

"Hey!! Don't bully honest people, come at me if you have the ability."

Puyol froze.

Is Tang Zhenglong an honest man?
"Sergio, are you blind? Tang Zhenglong is an honest man?"

"Hehe, although Tang Zhenglong has a bad mouth, he has a kind heart."

Puyol wanted to hit someone, and Ramos simply insulted the word kindness.

"In short, this is the Nou Camp, don't be arrogant here, you can do whatever you want at the Bernabeu, but not here."

Tang Zhenglong laughed, and went over to pat Villa.

"Fuck, Ibrahimovic, why did you become so short, did the Barcelona people abuse you and not give you food?"

"Tell me, and I will vent my anger on you."

Villa Khan died.

"I'm David Villa."

Tang Zhenglong pretended to look at Villa's jersey.

"I thought it was Ibrahimovic."

puff.

The Barcelona player's face was dark. This must be provocative. Tang Zhenglong is not an idiot. Ibrahimovic has left long ago. Would he not know?
"Tang Zhenglong, don't force me to beat you."

"..."

"Your temper is exactly the same as Ibrahimovic, but there is a big difference in height."

Tang Zhenglong glanced at it.

Messi, Pedro, Villa.

Immediately feel great.

This may be the only striker in world football whose average height is lower than his own.

"Do you have height requirements for Barcelona forwards? For example, they must be under 1 meters, otherwise they cannot be selected."

puff! ! ! !

"If I join Barcelona, ​​am I considered a little giant?"

"In this world, only the island country and Barcelona can make me feel like a giant."

The Barcelona players take a step forward at the same time.

Tang Zhenglong hid behind Ronaldo.

"Want to beat me up? First ask him if he agrees."

"I agree."

Ronaldo stepped aside, "You can do whatever you want."

……

……

"Cristiano, you are so insidious, do you want me to fight Messi, and the Golden Globe will be yours in the end?"

"I don't."

Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand, "Leo, we are friends, and the Golden Globes belong to both of us."

……

Messi was embarrassed.

Tang Zhenglong patted Messi on the shoulder, "Leo, do you think this is good? I will let me win the Golden Globe this year, and I will let you next year. We will take turns to sit on the manor. From now on, the world football will be ours. This is called peerless double pride."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

It is estimated that only Tang Zhenglong can say such shameless words.

Ronaldo said angrily, "Tang Zhenglong, please show some face."

"..."

"Go away, you No.3!"

"This year I will definitely be the first, Messi the second and you the third."

……

……

Puyol patted Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, come to Barcelona."

"Okay."

"But you are too tall, we don't want to be so tall in Barcelona, ​​but there is a way, you saw your legs."

puff.

Ha ha ha ha! !
At this time, the referee came and both sides played.

The referee wondered, why are both sides so happy?What funny thing happened?
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Guardiola walked up to Mourinho and held out his hand, which was a polite handshake before the game, but Mourinho did not extend his hand.

Guardiola was a little embarrassed.

So he turned to Mores and shook his hand forcibly.

Before the game, there was a lot of gunpowder. After the game started, the atmosphere on the scene was very hot.

As soon as Real Madrid players got the ball, 10 people in the audience began to boo.

booooooooo.

"Die, Madrid."

Mourinho's mouth was rumbling before the game, but in this stadium, it is difficult for Mourinho to win, and he is also nervous.

Ronaldo takes the ball.

Barcelona's players quickly rushed forward like a pack of wolves.

Cristiano Ronaldo passed back, but Barcelona had already cut off his passing line, and Pedro went straight to Messi after stealing the ball.

The Argentine king breaks through with the ball.

Ramos couldn't hold it down, Messi passed by, facing Cassie, Messi pushed a close corner.

Casey threw himself on the ground, and the ball rolled over the baseline.

The audience sighed.

This is the current football in Barcelona, ​​invincible in Europe, unsolvable in the world, and Guardiola's pass-and-control football has reached its peak.

Soon, the Real Madrid midfielder made a mistake again.

This time Busquets didn't pass the ball, but lobbed it directly.

The ball was hit high, and the Camp Nou burst into applause.

pretty! !
brave! ! ! !
Mourinho lowered his head and rubbed the lawn with his leather shoes.

He developed tactics and what Real Madrid needed were chances.

"Whenever the chance comes, we score goals."

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Tang Zhenglong took the ball, and the Barcelona fans booed wildly.

In their view, this is a more hateful guy than Real Madrid.

Ding sound.

Task: Tell Barcelona fans to shut up after scoring a goal.

Reward: 500 mouth points.

Punishment: Big Mouth points reduced by 70%.

"I like this task, even if there is no task, I want to do it."

Tang Zhenglong took the ball to the baseline and made a cross.

Benzema missed the ball.

Morais murmured, "Is Jose's tactics appropriate?"

Mourinho's tactics are quite weird, that is, several offensive players are scattered and rely on their own personal abilities.

The reason Mourinho gave was to avoid Barcelona's pass control.

In fact, there is another point that Mourinho didn't say, that is, he believes that Real Madrid's offensive players are world-class.

Guardiola noticed that several forwards of Real Madrid were running around. Tang Zhenglong was on the right just now, but now he is on the left.

Di Maria's position is also very erratic.

This must have been arranged by Mourinho. A player of this level cannot run around by himself.

Guardiola touched his bald head.

"What does Jose want to do?"

"It doesn't make sense."

At this moment, the ball went out of bounds, Real Madrid's touchline ball, Marcelo ran up to throw the touchline ball.

Tang Zhenglong patted Marcelo, "Curly, let's change."

"Okay."

Gua Shuai, who was not far away, was dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)