Zen Strange Records
Chapter 38 The Monk and the Beggar
Chapter 38 The Monk and the Beggar
"A monk drank with a beggar? And he got into a fight?" The girl suddenly straightened up from the table, her tone was extremely weird.
"Yes, he is currently in Pinggong Port Prison. Do we need to redeem him?"
After Ada finished speaking, the house fell into an embarrassing silence. The master and servant stared at each other, speechless for a while. After a long time, the girl eased her frowning brows, sighed and stood up, "Go and redeem the man." Come out, but remember, don't be too ostentatious and cause unnecessary trouble."
"Yes."
"Wait." Yeluli stopped Ada who turned around to redeem him, "Bury this person somewhere, and report back to my father by the way, saying that Mr. Lu leaked his identity in Anyang Villa and committed suicide by taking poison."
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Going back in time a little bit, Ye Xiaosan, who played a little trick to get back the secret book of the Hundred Man Classics, was complacent, and even hummed a little tune happily. The matter was over, and there was no good place to go to the left and right, so the two planned to go back to the inn to rest .
As a result, we hadn't gone far when we suddenly heard a loud voice coming from the side of the road: "To tell fortunes, ask about the past first. If you don't do it right, you won't get a penny. Is this master going to come and tell the fortune?"
The two looked around, and saw that the person who spoke was a young beggar. The beggar was dressed in ragged clothes. Because he hadn't taken care of them all year round, he couldn't see the original color, showing an indescribable strange color. , The exposed limbs are as thin as sticks, as if they will break if the wind blows.
But different from the sloppy clothes, the face of this beggar is extremely meticulous. The face of a young man who looks only 20 years old has been washed clean with water, and the messy hair like a bird's nest has been shaved off. The messy clothes looked out of place, and his shrewd eyes were also looking at Ye Xiaosan and the other two at the same time.
"Fortune-telling?" Ye Xiaosan was a little curious. It was the first time he saw a fortune-teller when he came to this world, and he was a beggar. He walked over involuntarily. As soon as he approached, an extremely sour smell came from him. The other party's body uploaded: "What do you count?"
"Hey, there is nothing I don't know about astronomy and geography." The beggar lay on the ground, turned his body sideways, raised his legs, and said proudly.
Ye Xiaosan curled his lips, this beggar has a bit of his own demeanor, and his ability to talk nonsense is very strong: "Oh? Then you do the math, who am I?"
"This..." the beggar pretended to scratch his hair in embarrassment, with a layer of dandruff on his face, and after seeing no one around, he said in a low voice: "I'm afraid it's not appropriate, but now you are being co-operated by good and evil." There is a bounty."
Hearing this, Ye Xiaosan was startled, this beggar has something, he actually knows his true identity!The girl at the side looked at the beggar seriously when she heard the words, a murderous intent flashed in her eyes, but after glancing at Ye Xiaosan, she subtly concealed the fluctuation.
The beggar, who didn't know that he had escaped, waved his hands quickly when he saw the vigilant faces of the two: "Don't be nervous, sir. I'm just a fortune teller, and I won't give away customer information at will."
"Interesting, then you can help me calculate my marriage." Ye Xiaosan couldn't help but be more interested in this beggar, and simply sat on the ground, touched his pocket, his face suddenly turned red, and he almost forgot that he was penniless. Fortunately, Ma Dongdong, who was on the side, threw a piece of silver in front of the beggar, which relieved his embarrassment.
"Marriage?" The beggar gave Ye Xiaosan a strange look and didn't ask any questions. He immediately closed his eyes and trembled with cramps in his hands, pretending to be telling fortunes. He could see the black lines on Ye Xiaosan's face. , please, even if you are cheating money, please be professional. This is too perfunctory. Could it be that you just guessed your identity and it was just a coincidence?
"I see, Master, your face is full of peach blossoms, and your face is pink and purple. I am afraid that the peach blossom calamity will continue." After a long time, the beggar stopped his pretentious movements, and the first time he opened his mouth, he spoke plain words, which were simple and easy. Understand.
"Peach Blossom Tribulation?" Ye Xiaosan frowned. He had indeed met a lot of beauties recently, but every time he managed to turn bad luck into good fortune, it wasn't considered Peach Blossom Tribulation, was it?
"That's right. If my predictions are correct, Master's life will be full of many peach blossoms. If the peach blossoms are in full bloom, he will surely fly to the sky with the help of many confidante friends."
Why don't you just say that I'm a softie!Ye Xiaosan rolled his eyes when he heard the words, but the monk suddenly wanted to make friends, so he said: "My layman's name is Ye Xiaosan, this one is uh, my friend Ma Dongdong, I don't know your name ?”
Hearing his friend, Ma Dongdong wrinkled his nose in dissatisfaction, but he didn't interrupt. On the other side, the beggar patted his chest proudly: "You don't change your name or surname when you go down, and Wu Erdan, the leader of the beggar gang Yes, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”
Damn, this guy is actually the leader of the Beggar Clan?Ye Xiaosan was shocked. This was the first time he heard the name of the Beggar Clan since time travel.
Hearing the name of the other party, I couldn't help but glance at the cough between the other party's legs, disrespectful and disrespectful, this name should have no special meaning, don't they say that a cheap name is easy to support, this name is similar to my own name, both are cheap enough.
"It turned out to be the leader of the beggar gang. He was rude earlier, and actually neglected your Excellency and insulted you with some silver." Ye Xiaosan clasped his fists in shame, and Ye Xiaosan stretched out his hand to take back the silver thrown on the ground. , How can you want to throw money over like a beggar?Well, it's not because I want to make some private money or something.
"What the hell! It's better to do this kind of insult more often!" Seeing that the other party was about to take the money back, Wu Erdan held the money in his arms: "Brother Ye doesn't know something, but we, the leader of the Beggar Clan, are We are the only ones in the whole gang who are self-proclaimed. We are not afraid of humiliation, so just come."
Tsk, there is actually someone more shameless than myself.Ye Xiaosan withdrew his empty hand regretfully, this guy must be the first leader of the Beggar Gang, isn't it?It feels like a smart, ordinary beggar.
The two of them exchanged names and became quite intimate. The titles of "Master" and "Your Excellency" were changed from "Master" and "Your Excellency" to "Brother". Ma Dongdong helplessly looked at the two warm people. I always felt like even the bugs on my body could hardly stand the stink of the beggar.
"Ye Lang, should I go back to the hotel first?"
"Go, go." Ye Xiaosan waved his hand without looking back, and continued to chat with Wu Erdan.
"Hmph!" The girl snorted dissatisfiedly, cast a vicious glance at Er Dan Wu, who was unaware, and turned to leave.
After a while, perhaps there was a similar smell, the more they chatted, the more they became acquainted, and I don't know which brain was wrongly wired, chatting, Ye Xiaosan suddenly said: "Brother Wu hasn't eaten yet, why don't we go to the city Find a restaurant where we can chat while eating?"
(End of this chapter)
"A monk drank with a beggar? And he got into a fight?" The girl suddenly straightened up from the table, her tone was extremely weird.
"Yes, he is currently in Pinggong Port Prison. Do we need to redeem him?"
After Ada finished speaking, the house fell into an embarrassing silence. The master and servant stared at each other, speechless for a while. After a long time, the girl eased her frowning brows, sighed and stood up, "Go and redeem the man." Come out, but remember, don't be too ostentatious and cause unnecessary trouble."
"Yes."
"Wait." Yeluli stopped Ada who turned around to redeem him, "Bury this person somewhere, and report back to my father by the way, saying that Mr. Lu leaked his identity in Anyang Villa and committed suicide by taking poison."
———————————— dividing line, dividing line ————————————
Going back in time a little bit, Ye Xiaosan, who played a little trick to get back the secret book of the Hundred Man Classics, was complacent, and even hummed a little tune happily. The matter was over, and there was no good place to go to the left and right, so the two planned to go back to the inn to rest .
As a result, we hadn't gone far when we suddenly heard a loud voice coming from the side of the road: "To tell fortunes, ask about the past first. If you don't do it right, you won't get a penny. Is this master going to come and tell the fortune?"
The two looked around, and saw that the person who spoke was a young beggar. The beggar was dressed in ragged clothes. Because he hadn't taken care of them all year round, he couldn't see the original color, showing an indescribable strange color. , The exposed limbs are as thin as sticks, as if they will break if the wind blows.
But different from the sloppy clothes, the face of this beggar is extremely meticulous. The face of a young man who looks only 20 years old has been washed clean with water, and the messy hair like a bird's nest has been shaved off. The messy clothes looked out of place, and his shrewd eyes were also looking at Ye Xiaosan and the other two at the same time.
"Fortune-telling?" Ye Xiaosan was a little curious. It was the first time he saw a fortune-teller when he came to this world, and he was a beggar. He walked over involuntarily. As soon as he approached, an extremely sour smell came from him. The other party's body uploaded: "What do you count?"
"Hey, there is nothing I don't know about astronomy and geography." The beggar lay on the ground, turned his body sideways, raised his legs, and said proudly.
Ye Xiaosan curled his lips, this beggar has a bit of his own demeanor, and his ability to talk nonsense is very strong: "Oh? Then you do the math, who am I?"
"This..." the beggar pretended to scratch his hair in embarrassment, with a layer of dandruff on his face, and after seeing no one around, he said in a low voice: "I'm afraid it's not appropriate, but now you are being co-operated by good and evil." There is a bounty."
Hearing this, Ye Xiaosan was startled, this beggar has something, he actually knows his true identity!The girl at the side looked at the beggar seriously when she heard the words, a murderous intent flashed in her eyes, but after glancing at Ye Xiaosan, she subtly concealed the fluctuation.
The beggar, who didn't know that he had escaped, waved his hands quickly when he saw the vigilant faces of the two: "Don't be nervous, sir. I'm just a fortune teller, and I won't give away customer information at will."
"Interesting, then you can help me calculate my marriage." Ye Xiaosan couldn't help but be more interested in this beggar, and simply sat on the ground, touched his pocket, his face suddenly turned red, and he almost forgot that he was penniless. Fortunately, Ma Dongdong, who was on the side, threw a piece of silver in front of the beggar, which relieved his embarrassment.
"Marriage?" The beggar gave Ye Xiaosan a strange look and didn't ask any questions. He immediately closed his eyes and trembled with cramps in his hands, pretending to be telling fortunes. He could see the black lines on Ye Xiaosan's face. , please, even if you are cheating money, please be professional. This is too perfunctory. Could it be that you just guessed your identity and it was just a coincidence?
"I see, Master, your face is full of peach blossoms, and your face is pink and purple. I am afraid that the peach blossom calamity will continue." After a long time, the beggar stopped his pretentious movements, and the first time he opened his mouth, he spoke plain words, which were simple and easy. Understand.
"Peach Blossom Tribulation?" Ye Xiaosan frowned. He had indeed met a lot of beauties recently, but every time he managed to turn bad luck into good fortune, it wasn't considered Peach Blossom Tribulation, was it?
"That's right. If my predictions are correct, Master's life will be full of many peach blossoms. If the peach blossoms are in full bloom, he will surely fly to the sky with the help of many confidante friends."
Why don't you just say that I'm a softie!Ye Xiaosan rolled his eyes when he heard the words, but the monk suddenly wanted to make friends, so he said: "My layman's name is Ye Xiaosan, this one is uh, my friend Ma Dongdong, I don't know your name ?”
Hearing his friend, Ma Dongdong wrinkled his nose in dissatisfaction, but he didn't interrupt. On the other side, the beggar patted his chest proudly: "You don't change your name or surname when you go down, and Wu Erdan, the leader of the beggar gang Yes, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”
Damn, this guy is actually the leader of the Beggar Clan?Ye Xiaosan was shocked. This was the first time he heard the name of the Beggar Clan since time travel.
Hearing the name of the other party, I couldn't help but glance at the cough between the other party's legs, disrespectful and disrespectful, this name should have no special meaning, don't they say that a cheap name is easy to support, this name is similar to my own name, both are cheap enough.
"It turned out to be the leader of the beggar gang. He was rude earlier, and actually neglected your Excellency and insulted you with some silver." Ye Xiaosan clasped his fists in shame, and Ye Xiaosan stretched out his hand to take back the silver thrown on the ground. , How can you want to throw money over like a beggar?Well, it's not because I want to make some private money or something.
"What the hell! It's better to do this kind of insult more often!" Seeing that the other party was about to take the money back, Wu Erdan held the money in his arms: "Brother Ye doesn't know something, but we, the leader of the Beggar Clan, are We are the only ones in the whole gang who are self-proclaimed. We are not afraid of humiliation, so just come."
Tsk, there is actually someone more shameless than myself.Ye Xiaosan withdrew his empty hand regretfully, this guy must be the first leader of the Beggar Gang, isn't it?It feels like a smart, ordinary beggar.
The two of them exchanged names and became quite intimate. The titles of "Master" and "Your Excellency" were changed from "Master" and "Your Excellency" to "Brother". Ma Dongdong helplessly looked at the two warm people. I always felt like even the bugs on my body could hardly stand the stink of the beggar.
"Ye Lang, should I go back to the hotel first?"
"Go, go." Ye Xiaosan waved his hand without looking back, and continued to chat with Wu Erdan.
"Hmph!" The girl snorted dissatisfiedly, cast a vicious glance at Er Dan Wu, who was unaware, and turned to leave.
After a while, perhaps there was a similar smell, the more they chatted, the more they became acquainted, and I don't know which brain was wrongly wired, chatting, Ye Xiaosan suddenly said: "Brother Wu hasn't eaten yet, why don't we go to the city Find a restaurant where we can chat while eating?"
(End of this chapter)
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