Zen Strange Records

Chapter 39 The Monk and the Beggar 2
The two came to the city all the way, but the Pinggong Port was different from the previous border area, with people coming and going, the stream was endless, and ships from all directions were coming and going at the port, and there was a lot of people, very lively.

It is very different from Iwaki City, this place has long been completely out of the control of the imperial court, the entire Pinggong Port is completely controlled by Qianqiuzhai gang of thieves, passing ships have to pay a lot of money in order to be safe and sound. This is also the fundamental reason why Qianqiu Village can stand firm even though it is a bandit.

Looking from a distance, one can see Qianqiuzhai men in twos and threes, shouting and commanding merchant ships at the port.

Seeing this, Wu Erdan let out a heavy snort with his nostrils upturned: "These bastards are too plucked, like lice lying on people's bodies and sucking blood. When I get rich someday, I will definitely make them look good. "

Ye Xiaosan rolled his eyes when he heard the words, and thought that you are just a beggar, everyone is asking for money, so there is no such thing as nonsense.

Of course, it is impossible to say such words in person, plus listening to Ma Dongdong's words, this Qianqiu Village is also an important force that secretly pursues and kills itself, and immediately nodded with the same hatred: "Yes, what Brother Wu said makes sense , but as the saying goes, a strong dragon does not overwhelm a local snake, so it is better for us to avoid troubles."

"Yes, go drink, go drink, ignore these ordinary people!" Wu Erdan nodded in agreement, and then enthusiastically pulled Ye Xiaosan's arm, I have to say, it doesn't matter that this shameless person bragging Well, these two shameless people gathered together, it was simply unbearable to look at.

The two of them seemed to have met their confidantes, and after complimenting each other, they looked like two peerless masters, talking and laughing all the way, and came to a rather grand restaurant. , I have seen beggars come to beg, but this is the first time I have seen monks and beggars come to drink together.

Suspiciously leading the two into the lobby, this strange combination immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the restaurant, but the two sat down on a table in the corner without realizing it, talking and laughing.

Suddenly, Wu Erdan seemed to remember something: "By the way, I forgot to ask just now, brother Ye is a monk, this wine."

"No problem!" Hearing this, Ye Xiaosan waved his hands proudly: "The poor monk doesn't care much about these red tapes, not to mention Brother Wu's hospitality, he insists on spending money, how can the poor monk be so unreasonable."

"Uh" Wu Erdan rolled his eyes, this monk is really rude, when did he say he was going to treat him?But when he thought about the ingot of silver he just got, he was not hypocritical: "Alright, Mr. Wu has always looked down on those so-called upright people, but Brother Ye likes us, so drink whatever you want, you're welcome."

Just waiting for your words!Ye Xiaosan was filled with joy for a moment, but then his expression turned serious, and he deliberately lowered his volume, and asked in a low voice, "But Brother Wu, can you tell me why you can see through my identity just now?"

That's right, this is the root cause of Ye Xiaosan's happy conversation with him, it's all fake if they share similar tastes and meet each other late!This question is the most critical.

Wu Erdan smiled mysteriously, and pointed to Ye Xiaosan's bald head: "It's not that simple. If you're dissatisfied with my brother, say that the Buddhist sect in the rivers and lakes wants to keep a low profile. It's not a turbulent season. Buddhist disciples basically practice behind closed doors and don't get involved in the mundane world. Pinggong Port has not seen a few monks for many years, and the recent Fengxue incident has caused an uproar in the Central Plains, and combined with your age, it is not easy to guess!"

I see!Ye Xiaosan nodded suddenly, and then touched his big bald head helplessly, alas, why not ask Ma Dongdong if there are any additional Gu worms, this is really too conspicuous.

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly felt soft on his head, but it was Wu Erdan who put the hat that must have been dirty on his head: "That's all right, then you can change this old monk's robe , it would not be so easy to be discovered.”

The only thing I don't want to be called shabby by you!Ye Xiaosan twitched the corners of his mouth. Although he was disdainful, he was still quite grateful. This Wu Erdan is a person who can be friends with.

Thinking about it, Ye Xiaosan's eyes suddenly brightened, and he secretly took out the bulletproof bellyband in the corner of the system: "Hey, brother Wu Gaoyi, even a poor monk can't be silent, this supreme soft armor is my Jingyun Temple Supreme treasure, meeting my brother today is really a blessing in three lives, the poor monk has nothing else to offer, so I will simply give this to Your Excellency!"

The righteousness Lingran said on his mouth, he secretly rejoiced in his heart, and finally thought of a reason to send this foolish thing out. Almost all the people he had contact with before were girls. It is too shameful for a monk to give a young girl a belly bag , now there is a high-sounding reason.

Wu Erdan was also surprised, looking at the apron that the other party had forced on him, with a strange expression, not knowing whether it was moved or what, a pair of big dirty hands touched the apron, um, the material is extraordinary, Feisi Feibu, it's not ordinary at first glance, it's just the treasure of Jingyun Temple?Although I heard that Jingyun Temple is a disgrace to Buddhism before, I didn't expect that being famous is not as good as meeting, and I am still ignorant.

"Brother Ye is really proud, he is worthy of being a member of my generation." Erdan Wu slapped the table, and Wu Erdan poured a bowl of wine for Ye Xiaosan himself. The two drank and chatted. , there are more than a dozen empty wine jars piled up at the foot of the table.

Both of them were already drunk, Erdan Wu suddenly said without thinking: "We two brothers hit it off right away, why don't we just become brothers of the opposite sex, so that we will have the same blessings and share the same hardships in the future."

Under the influence of alcohol, Ye Xiaosan was also in a daze. Hearing this, without saying anything, he simply nodded: "Yes, sworn sworn vows must be made. In ancient times, we have to try this sworn vows."

"Ancient times? Yes! We just want to imitate the ancient times and marry Jinlan!" Wu Erdan shook his head and spit out the breath of alcohol. The two of them just banged on the table a few times in a daze, and it was considered completed. During the ceremony, Wu Erdan, who looked a few years older, started shouting like a wise brother. The two drunkards unconsciously let go of their voices, causing passers-by to glare frequently.

Not far from the two of them, another wine party was in full swing. A dozen or so burly men were sitting around two wooden tables put together. Enthusiastically.

"Haha, Brother Xiang got his wish this time. That idiot Liu Xiangjie is nowhere to be found. Brother Xiang's promotion to the third head of the family is just around the corner!" A big man tried his best to squeeze out a trace of flattery, and toasted the leader again and again.

Before the words fell, the others echoed: "That's right, then Hu's second son is about to leave. I'm afraid that the position of the head of the family will also fall on the eldest brother."

"Hahaha, hey, don't talk nonsense, I haven't written the horoscope yet, you guys are drinking!" The strong man called Big Brother Xiang smugly emptied the wine jar in his hand and laughed loudly stand up.

"Hi, that's weird, how come this Qianqiu village is going to be the master one by one, feelings, hiccups, is your village still a republic?" Just as everyone was in a heated atmosphere, suddenly, a drunken voice came from the side The table passed over.

As soon as the words fell, the atmosphere in the venue suddenly condensed. In the lobby, the timid person hurriedly checked out and left. The embarrassed big men glared, but found that the speaker was a drunk, dizzy little monk !
(End of this chapter)