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Chapter 82 Let's Watch Your Cousin Perform
Chapter 82 Let's Watch Your Cousin Perform
"Cousin, do you have any humanity?" Zhang Huahua murmured, she was about to die of anxiety, even though this girl is really unfamiliar with them, you can't provoke others.
Can any normal person stand in this place?
Obviously not.
Looking from the side, there were tears in the girl's eyes.
"Yeah, don't be provocative, according to my experience, this girl will definitely jump off if she is provocative!" Yang Ting said.
"It's okay. I'm standing here just because I want to dance. Don't disturb me, otherwise it will affect my performance. Originally, this girl's photo can be on the headlines, but if you interrupt me, I will have to put her on the bottom!" Zhang Yang said.
Then he slowly approached the girl with his mobile phone.
"You... don't come over!" The girl said when she saw Zhang Yang walking slowly.
"No, girl, I'm not coming over, I'm just over here, okay, um, you smile, I'll take a picture after you smile, and I'll take a picture of you when you dance, so that I can give you a set!"
"You... what are you talking about?" Zhang Yang said so, the girl almost didn't spit out.
She came to jump into the lake, yet Zhang Yang was still in the mood to make a joke.
When others jumped into the lake, I also jumped into the lake, and when others simply jumped into the lake, I actually encountered such a stinky hooligan to tease me, I hate it.
Such a person is simply a scumbag.
That's right, in the girl's heart, Zhang Yang already has the image of a scumbag.
if not?
No normal person would sneer at others when they jumped into the lake.
"My girl is telling the truth. You must smile. Such photos are beautiful. Well, I have learned photography. Your appearance is still beautiful!" After Zhang Yang finished speaking, he clicked his phone again.
A photo appeared directly on Zhang Yang's screen.
"Tsk tsk, I actually turned on the beautification in this photo, so why do I feel that after the beautification is turned on, you are not as beautiful as before? Sister, don't move, I am taking a picture without beautification, yes yes , It’s this look, it’s perfect, so what, are you going to say something? It’s called last words?” Zhang Yang said.
Then another click sound came from Zhang Yang's cell phone.
This time, Zhang Yang really didn't show his beauty. The man's face seemed more at ease, and he really looked a lot prettier.
But... are people here to take pictures of you to look pretty?
Of course not.
When Zhang Yang said this, the girl was about to spit out.
As for Zhang Huahua and Yang Ting standing next to them, their faces were already bewildered.
Is his cousin here to save someone?
How does it feel, this person is here to make others dance quickly.
"Cousin, what are you doing? Girl, please don't listen to my cousin, he has a bad brain!" Zhang Huahua said.
"That's right, his brain is not working well, girl, please don't take it seriously, don't jump! If you want to jump, you will be as bad as him!" Yang Ting said.
"Hey, hey, how do you two talk? It's like someone's head is good. Girl, I'm telling you that my head is really bad...I'm bah, bah, their brains are not good, let me tell you Don't hinder others from jumping into the lake, right, right, girls must let go of their hands, and then be more natural, oh, this shape is good, why do I feel a bit like jumping the Titanic?" Zhang Yang said.
"Beautiful, indeed beautiful, your posture, I suddenly feel that you should let go, so that people can feel a familiar beauty, um, girl, your clothes are also good, and the Titanic The protagonist has a fight."
"Cousin, what are you doing? Others are here to jump into the lake, why are you getting involved with the Titanic!" Zhang Huahua said helplessly.
"No, Huahua, don't irritate this girl. What if she really can't think about jumping? I heard that there are piranhas in He Lake!" Yang Ting said.
"What? Piranha?"
"That's right, Huahua, you don't know yet, do you? I also saw it on the Internet!"
"I don't know, but?"
"Don't worry about it. There are really piranhas in this lake. I heard that a long, long time ago, someone jumped into the lake. That's right, that's where the girl stood. Plop down!"
"and then?"
"Yeah, then what?"
Zhang Yang said, but obviously he didn't finish speaking, Zhang Huahua and Yang Ting asked.
Of course, the girl who jumped into the lake also turned to look at Zhang Yang.Obviously she was also very curious, Zhang Yang didn't finish his sentence.
"Then? It's very simple. The person jumped down, the water was so deep, and she thought she could swim, but after the jump, she didn't get up. Later, I heard that the salvage team came and went down with the equipment on their backs. There is only half of the body left, and the face is so horrible to look at, the left piece is missing, and the right piece is missing. Those who know know that this person used to be a big beauty, but those who don’t know think it’s too ugly to be afraid of others It was a joke, so I jumped into the lake!" Zhang Yang added.
"Hey, yes, beauty, the person who jumped into the lake did the same thing as you at that time. The movements of the two of you were quite standard. So, are you ready for a deep dive? My mobile phone is ready, by the way. The mobile phone is from Huawei, and the photo effect is very good. Please be more standard in your actions. Maybe people in your family will know you when you post it online!"
"You...you like people jumping into the lake so much!" The girl leaned back when she heard Zhang Yang's words, and then looked at Zhang Yang.
This guy.
What do you mean?
Did you come to persuade yourself not to jump into the lake?
Why does it feel like he wants to jump off by himself?
A scumbag, a complete scumbag, no man is really a good thing.
"No, girl, don't you want to dance? I'm thinking that if you dance, you dance. Why don't I take a photo and then collect some benefits from your family! After all, there is no dead body, At least one face photo is required!" Zhang Yang said with a smile.
Then the girl looked at Zhang Yang, her face was about to squeeze out water.
"Cousin, what are you doing!" Zhang Huahua, who is also a woman, suddenly felt so disgusted looking at Zhang Yang in her eyes.
She wished she could go up immediately, so she slapped Zhang Yang on the face.
"Huahua, don't you see that your cousin wants to save this girl?" Yang Ting who was beside her said.
"What? You're not kidding, are you?"
"Otherwise? Do you think your cousin is such a heartless person who likes to watch good shows?"
"Not like, but..."
"That's it. Let's watch your cousin perform!" After speaking, Yang Ting took out a bag of melon seeds from nowhere, and licked a few of them.
"That's why you want me to jump down?" the girl said with some tears.
"It's not whether I want you to dance or not. It's because you insist on dancing. If you say you dance, should I prepare a photo for you? Girl, don't cry. If you cry, you won't be beautiful!"
(End of this chapter)
"Cousin, do you have any humanity?" Zhang Huahua murmured, she was about to die of anxiety, even though this girl is really unfamiliar with them, you can't provoke others.
Can any normal person stand in this place?
Obviously not.
Looking from the side, there were tears in the girl's eyes.
"Yeah, don't be provocative, according to my experience, this girl will definitely jump off if she is provocative!" Yang Ting said.
"It's okay. I'm standing here just because I want to dance. Don't disturb me, otherwise it will affect my performance. Originally, this girl's photo can be on the headlines, but if you interrupt me, I will have to put her on the bottom!" Zhang Yang said.
Then he slowly approached the girl with his mobile phone.
"You... don't come over!" The girl said when she saw Zhang Yang walking slowly.
"No, girl, I'm not coming over, I'm just over here, okay, um, you smile, I'll take a picture after you smile, and I'll take a picture of you when you dance, so that I can give you a set!"
"You... what are you talking about?" Zhang Yang said so, the girl almost didn't spit out.
She came to jump into the lake, yet Zhang Yang was still in the mood to make a joke.
When others jumped into the lake, I also jumped into the lake, and when others simply jumped into the lake, I actually encountered such a stinky hooligan to tease me, I hate it.
Such a person is simply a scumbag.
That's right, in the girl's heart, Zhang Yang already has the image of a scumbag.
if not?
No normal person would sneer at others when they jumped into the lake.
"My girl is telling the truth. You must smile. Such photos are beautiful. Well, I have learned photography. Your appearance is still beautiful!" After Zhang Yang finished speaking, he clicked his phone again.
A photo appeared directly on Zhang Yang's screen.
"Tsk tsk, I actually turned on the beautification in this photo, so why do I feel that after the beautification is turned on, you are not as beautiful as before? Sister, don't move, I am taking a picture without beautification, yes yes , It’s this look, it’s perfect, so what, are you going to say something? It’s called last words?” Zhang Yang said.
Then another click sound came from Zhang Yang's cell phone.
This time, Zhang Yang really didn't show his beauty. The man's face seemed more at ease, and he really looked a lot prettier.
But... are people here to take pictures of you to look pretty?
Of course not.
When Zhang Yang said this, the girl was about to spit out.
As for Zhang Huahua and Yang Ting standing next to them, their faces were already bewildered.
Is his cousin here to save someone?
How does it feel, this person is here to make others dance quickly.
"Cousin, what are you doing? Girl, please don't listen to my cousin, he has a bad brain!" Zhang Huahua said.
"That's right, his brain is not working well, girl, please don't take it seriously, don't jump! If you want to jump, you will be as bad as him!" Yang Ting said.
"Hey, hey, how do you two talk? It's like someone's head is good. Girl, I'm telling you that my head is really bad...I'm bah, bah, their brains are not good, let me tell you Don't hinder others from jumping into the lake, right, right, girls must let go of their hands, and then be more natural, oh, this shape is good, why do I feel a bit like jumping the Titanic?" Zhang Yang said.
"Beautiful, indeed beautiful, your posture, I suddenly feel that you should let go, so that people can feel a familiar beauty, um, girl, your clothes are also good, and the Titanic The protagonist has a fight."
"Cousin, what are you doing? Others are here to jump into the lake, why are you getting involved with the Titanic!" Zhang Huahua said helplessly.
"No, Huahua, don't irritate this girl. What if she really can't think about jumping? I heard that there are piranhas in He Lake!" Yang Ting said.
"What? Piranha?"
"That's right, Huahua, you don't know yet, do you? I also saw it on the Internet!"
"I don't know, but?"
"Don't worry about it. There are really piranhas in this lake. I heard that a long, long time ago, someone jumped into the lake. That's right, that's where the girl stood. Plop down!"
"and then?"
"Yeah, then what?"
Zhang Yang said, but obviously he didn't finish speaking, Zhang Huahua and Yang Ting asked.
Of course, the girl who jumped into the lake also turned to look at Zhang Yang.Obviously she was also very curious, Zhang Yang didn't finish his sentence.
"Then? It's very simple. The person jumped down, the water was so deep, and she thought she could swim, but after the jump, she didn't get up. Later, I heard that the salvage team came and went down with the equipment on their backs. There is only half of the body left, and the face is so horrible to look at, the left piece is missing, and the right piece is missing. Those who know know that this person used to be a big beauty, but those who don’t know think it’s too ugly to be afraid of others It was a joke, so I jumped into the lake!" Zhang Yang added.
"Hey, yes, beauty, the person who jumped into the lake did the same thing as you at that time. The movements of the two of you were quite standard. So, are you ready for a deep dive? My mobile phone is ready, by the way. The mobile phone is from Huawei, and the photo effect is very good. Please be more standard in your actions. Maybe people in your family will know you when you post it online!"
"You...you like people jumping into the lake so much!" The girl leaned back when she heard Zhang Yang's words, and then looked at Zhang Yang.
This guy.
What do you mean?
Did you come to persuade yourself not to jump into the lake?
Why does it feel like he wants to jump off by himself?
A scumbag, a complete scumbag, no man is really a good thing.
"No, girl, don't you want to dance? I'm thinking that if you dance, you dance. Why don't I take a photo and then collect some benefits from your family! After all, there is no dead body, At least one face photo is required!" Zhang Yang said with a smile.
Then the girl looked at Zhang Yang, her face was about to squeeze out water.
"Cousin, what are you doing!" Zhang Huahua, who is also a woman, suddenly felt so disgusted looking at Zhang Yang in her eyes.
She wished she could go up immediately, so she slapped Zhang Yang on the face.
"Huahua, don't you see that your cousin wants to save this girl?" Yang Ting who was beside her said.
"What? You're not kidding, are you?"
"Otherwise? Do you think your cousin is such a heartless person who likes to watch good shows?"
"Not like, but..."
"That's it. Let's watch your cousin perform!" After speaking, Yang Ting took out a bag of melon seeds from nowhere, and licked a few of them.
"That's why you want me to jump down?" the girl said with some tears.
"It's not whether I want you to dance or not. It's because you insist on dancing. If you say you dance, should I prepare a photo for you? Girl, don't cry. If you cry, you won't be beautiful!"
(End of this chapter)
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