Everything starts with Shenhao system

Chapter 83 It's Not a Big Problem
"Hateful, you are so annoying, you men are all annoying!" the girl cried and said.

"No, sister, it's their man!" Zhang Yang said.

"You are all the same!"

"We are different!"

"Come on, girl, smoke a cigarette, anyway, you don't need these 2 minutes if you want to die, maybe you will have the courage to jump after smoking a cigarette, don't be afraid, you jump fast, you die fast, maybe those piranhas eat it Faster, you will say goodbye to this world without any pain at all!" Zhang Yang said.

Then he took out a cigarette and handed it to the girl next to him.

The girl let go of her vigilance, took Zhang Yang's cigarette, took out the lighter and lit it.

"Hey, Zippo's lighter, famous brand, okay, I didn't expect you to enjoy life!" Zhang Yang said.

Just after finishing speaking, the girl threw the lighter into the lake.

Muttering in his mouth: It's over, everything is over.

"Hey, are you trapped by love? It's okay, sister, how do you see me? Otherwise, the two of us can make do with each other. Anyway, I was just dumped by my girlfriend two days ago, and then I went out with a middle-aged uncle. , do you think I'm more miserable?" Zhang Yang said mockingly to himself, it's all in the past tense, it doesn't matter anyway.

"What? Huahua, your cousin is so strong that he can't compete with a middle-aged uncle?" asked Yang Ting next to her.

"Please, shut up, didn't you see my cousin performing?"

"Oh, yes, yes, your cousin must be performing!"

"You can't even compete with a middle-aged uncle, how bad do you think you are?" The girl stared at Zhang Yang and said with a smile.

Then his eyes were full of contempt, a handsome guy driving a luxury car, and a glib guy, couldn't compete with a middle-aged uncle.

But, then again, girls nowadays sometimes like some middle-aged uncles. As for the handsome guys, it seems that they are really not as attractive as middle-aged uncles.

Uh, the girl exhaled a puff of smoke ring, looking at Zhang Yang as if she was thinking too much!

"Hey, I can't help it. Who told me that I was a bitch before? Don't think I have a luxury car now, but a few days ago, I was a pauper at all!"

Turtle?

pauper?
Well, what Zhang Yang said was nonsense in the eyes of others, and it was also somewhat provocative.

In the past few days, you have changed from being a local turtle to a local tyrant?

If you really believed Zhang Yang's words, your IQ would be worrying.

"I'm not obsessed with love!" said the girl.

"Ah, it's not because of love, that's even better. If you come down like this, girl, can we two have a good talk? Besides, do you really have the heart to have your appearance bitten by piranhas?"

"You...hate!"

"Ouch, that's actually what they say about me. I really hate it, but you're going to die anyway, so what's the use of hating it? Isn't it? That, or you'd better jump down, What if you don't meet piranhas? Your body will increase in weight after being soaked in the lake for a few days, and when someone else's salvage team comes, maybe your family will think they've made a profit!"

"Earn it? What's the situation?"

"Hey, your weight has increased. If you are 85 catties now, and you soak in water for seven or eight days, well, this is a preliminary estimate, in case your body is too far away, or After the jump, it sank too deep, and it took more than ten days to salvage it. It is estimated that 110 catties will be no problem.

Girls nowadays are at an unhealthy weight in order to be slim. Girls, your weight should be very unhealthy too, right?After you die, you will be healthy. If you want, I will wait a while and call the salvage team. By then, your weight will directly reach 120 catties, which is completely a healthy corpse! Zhang Yang said with a smile.

"You...you are too much, you hate it!" the girl said a little depressed.

"Ah, I hate it? Well, I hate it very, very much. Well, do you think your body was eaten by piranhas? Or was it better for the salvage team to recover after soaking in water and gaining weight?"

"I…."

"Well, this is actually a difficult question to decide. Otherwise, you jump down first and talk. Let's count one, two, three, jump down, and then you will know the result."

"One, two, three, let go of your hands. Oh, let go of one and jump down. At worst, you will become a fat woman, or at worst, you will be eaten by piranhas. Choose one!" Zhang Yang said.

But when she said this, the girl was already farther away from the cliff on the lake.

Zhang Yang knew that the girl was timid.

This is the effect you want. Many times you go up to persuade others not to jump, and they may have lost all hope, and then jump off.

However, if you do it the other way around, it might work just as well.

"Well, girl, don't hesitate, everything can be solved with one jump, so what is the phone number of your family? I will notify them to come to admire your appearance when the time comes. My photography skills are top-notch. By the way, you How much is it on WeChat? Add me, I will send it to you to see how the photo is, and you have to give me the cost of the photo, because when your parents see your photo and then see your body, they It's too late to cry, I probably won't give me money, I've talked with you for so long, and even took a few photos of you, why don't you give me some favors, right?"

"I have no money!" The girl gritted her teeth and looked at Zhang Yang and said.

"Don't be ridiculous, how can such a beautiful person have no money? Don't worry, brother, I won't blackmail you, just 200 yuan!"

"How about 100? 50 is fine, then you really can't let me do business at a loss!"

"Huahua, why do I think your cousin is so shameless?"

"Please, my cousin is invincible!" Zhang Huahua and Yang Ting propped their chins with their hands, lying in the grass next to them and watching their performance.

Before, they thought that their cousin was here to save people, but they didn't expect that he was here to talk about cross talk. Well, in fact, Zhang Huahua's cousin is a cross talk actor who was delayed by the rich.

When they went to Dianheng Film and Television City in a while, they must find a director to give their cousin the role of a cross talk actor.

With this eloquence, it would be a shame not to talk about cross talk.

"I don't have any money!" The girl cried, and the tears in her eyes couldn't stop flowing out.

Enough is enough.This is the basic principle of a person.

Just now Zhang Yang was joking, but now he knows the girl is serious.

Not a penny?
That's not a matter of feelings, it's a matter of money, as long as the problem can be solved by money, it's not a big problem.

(End of this chapter)