The Ultimate Life of a Little Security Guard

Chapter 168

Tang Hao ran out of the restaurant until he ran far away. Looking back to see that Zhang Mengjie hadn't chased him out, he straightened up and breathed a sigh of relief. Damn, if this chick follows, Lao Tzu's plan will not be easy to carry out. Good old man runs fast.

These two little bastards, want to bully you and me, they are a little tender, you are done playing, now it's my turn.

With an evil smile, Tang Hao hummed a ditty, and walked vigorously towards the pharmacy he saw when he came here just now, hehe, I want to feed Lao Tzu laxatives, I will let you have a taste of this too.

Ten minutes later, Tang Hao walked out of the drugstore with a coquettish smile. There was already a box of laxatives in his hand. According to the description of the person in the drugstore, one pill of this kind of laxative can clear the stomach, two pills of chrysanthemums are refreshing, and three pills and four pills can be used in the toilet. Run, five pills and six pills will make the chrysanthemums rot, seven and eight pills will turn into a dog, nine pills and ten pills... Well, I'm sorry, if you eat so much, you may have to squat in the toilet for the next few days. Or if you carry a toilet with you, you basically don’t need to sleep, because even if you are sleepy, you will wake up immediately.

Hearing the description of this medicine at that time, Tang Hao was so excited, this is really a big treasure!You have to let these two little bastards taste a little more.

Tang Hao found a place where no one was around, took out all the medicines, pounded them into powder and carefully wrapped them on a piece of paper. Originally, he wanted to put all the powder in the whole box of more than 20 grains, but after thinking about it , I was too scared, the smell was too strong, and then I threw away a little bit, but it was at least the weight of a dozen pills.

After finishing it, he swaggered back to the restaurant.

There were a lot of customers coming and going in the restaurant at the moment, Tang Hao easily avoided the sight of the three of them, and secretly searched for the waiter who served them dim sum just now.

After looking for it for a while, I saw that the waiter had just delivered a meal and went to the backstage, and Tang Hao quickly followed him.

At the aisle, after catching up with him, Tang Hao patted him lightly behind him.

The waiter turned around and almost threw away the tray in his hand when he saw Tang Hao's smiling face.

Tang Hao grabbed his collar the moment he wanted to run, and said with a smile, "Come with me!"

After dragging the waiter into the toilet and seeing no one there, Tang Hao deliberately made a fierce face and glared at him fiercely.

Being terrified by his stare, the little waiter's legs trembled. After all, Tang Hao looked tall and big. What if he punched down and hurt his little face, he still counted on this little face to kill him in the future. Seduce Bai Fumei!
"Brother, I was wrong, please don't hit me!"

Before Tang Hao could speak, the little waiter quickly begged for mercy with self-knowledge, with a miserable look on his face.

Tang Hao smiled and said, "Where did you go wrong?"

"I shouldn't have served you snacks mixed with laxatives." The waiter said with a sad face, "Brother, this was not my idea. It was the tour guide Lu and Brother Wang who teamed up to give you the drug. I was just threatened by them and became an accomplice to serve you snacks! If I don’t do this, I will be unemployed tomorrow. Please let me go! I really know I was wrong.”

Tang Hao was stunned when he saw that this kid was so sad that he had runny nose and tears. Damn, this kid is even more professional in acting than I am. He is really a talented person.

Tang Hao threatened with a stern face: "I can sue you for putting laxatives in customers' snacks right now, and you will also lose your job tomorrow."

"Ah? Brother, I really know I was wrong. I found this job with great difficulty. I have an [-]-year-old mother to take care of, a one-month-old child who needs milk powder money, diaper money, and a prodigal woman in the middle... "

Before the little waiter finished speaking, Tang Hao yawned amusedly: "I invented this line back then, and it has long been outdated. Change it."

"Oh!" The little waiter said casually, "I have my future father-in-law and mother-in-law who want to give gifts, and I have an unborn child who needs to be taken care of, and there is a wife who I don't know when I will find him who needs to chase after me. If I lose my job , How can I have the money to do these things! Please, let me go!"

Damn, talent!

Tang Hao was shocked by this kid. Hey, it seems that I am really old. There are really talented people in this generation who have been leading the way for hundreds of years!
Feeling almost scared, Tang Hao said with a serious face, "In order to give you a chance to reform, I have decided to entrust you with an important task. As long as you complete the task, I will Don't care about it."

"Ah? Brother, please tell me, I will definitely complete the task." The little waiter was stunned for a moment, and soon grinned.

Tang Hao took out the laxative powder that had been prepared, handed it to him, and said solemnly: "This is a pack of good medicine for nourishing yang and nourishing kidney. Doesn't your store give away a bowl of sweet soup after the meal? You give it to you That big brother Wang said that tour guide Lu also wants two big bowls of sweet soup, and asked him to prepare two big bowls, and then when you serve us the sweet soup later, you divide this pack of good medicine into two portions and put them in the two bowls. Mix well the big bowl of sweet soup, serve them to Tour Guide Lu and that Mr. Zheng respectively, and then tell them that these two big bowls are specially prepared by Brother Wang for them, do you remember clearly?"

The little waiter nodded seriously: "Remember clearly."

Although this kid is a bit timid, his brain seems to be very shrewd. Tang Hao is not worried that he will make a mistake, so he said: "Then go! As long as this matter is done, I will let the past go."

The little waiter held the medicine and said strangely: "Brother, since this is a good medicine, why don't you deliver it to them yourself? Why do you say that it was delivered by Brother Wang?"

Tang Hao said seriously: "You are stupid, I want to please them, so naturally I have to give them a surprise, let me tell you, both Tour Guide Lu and Mr. They are very shameless? So of course this kind of big tonic has to be delivered quietly to give them a big surprise. As for why it is said that it was given by this big brother Wang, it is even simpler. They might think it was Wang big brother at first, but they always Ask Brother Wang, if Brother Wang said he didn’t give it away, they would naturally think it was me, and they would thank me even more then, understand?”

"Oh oh oh..." The little waiter nodded and said in admiration, "Brother, you are still smart."

Tang Hao was very proud, and taught: "Boy, learn a little bit, if you learn the big brother's trick, you will definitely get help from noble people in the future."

"Brother, then I'm leaving." The little waiter smiled and nodded in a teachable manner.

"Go!" Tang Hao waved his hand.

It's just that the kid didn't take a few steps, then turned back and thought, "Brother, I still don't understand. They gave you laxatives, why did you give them such a big tonic?"

Hey, boy, why are you talking so much?
Tang Hao sighed softly, feeling very sad: "As for me, I am too kind-hearted. I always repay people with kindness and win people with kindness. I don't blame them for giving me laxatives. Although we are not blood brothers, Better than a brother, why do brothers and sisters kill each other? I gave them this great tonic this time, in the hope that they will treat me sincerely in the future."

"Brother, you are really a good person." The little waiter was also moved.

Tang Hao waved his hand and showed a reluctant smile: "Forget it, don't mention this kind of thing, you go!"

The little waiter nodded, walked a few steps, and then turned back: "Brother, I heard from Brother Wang that the laxative is very strong, you ate that snack mixed with laxative, why does it look like nothing happened? "

Tang Hao really wanted to slap his ear scraper, took a deep breath and told himself to calm down before he said boldly: "Your big brother Wang is lying to you, how can there be such a medicine, this laxative has no effect on me, give me another ten catties I can eat it all."

"Brother, you are amazing!" The little waiter held out his thumb in admiration.

Seeing that the kid had finally left, Tang Hao was relieved. Damn, if the kid didn't leave, he couldn't help but want to hit someone.

(End of this chapter)