The Ultimate Life of a Little Security Guard

Chapter 169

Everything is ready, and then we are waiting for a good show.

Tang Hao whistled coquettishly and returned to the restaurant. After finding a normal entrance, he walked to the previous dining table. When he was about to arrive, he pretended to hold his chest and took a deep breath.

Zhang Mengjie was the first to see him, got up quickly, and said pleasantly, "Tang Hao, you're finally back. You've been gone for so long, I'm almost worried to death."

Tang Hao waved his hands and lied feebly: "I'm fine, don't worry, the doctor at the pharmacy told me to sit with him for a while after hearing about my condition, and let me observe it for me, no, he said Let me come back when I'm fine."

Zheng Hao and Lu Jianping also quickly said with concern: "Brother Tang, it's good that you're okay. You've been gone for so long, and we're not in the mood to eat anymore."

Hey, I don't eat your snacks, of course you are not in the mood to eat them, Tang Hao sneered in his heart, these two little bastards really have the demeanor of Lao Tzu when they are shameless.

Tang Hao glanced at the dining table and saw that his plate of dim sum had disappeared, so he asked curiously, "Where is this dim sum?"

Lu Jianping hurriedly said: "I saw that Brother Tang was allergic to this snack, and I was afraid that it would be bad if Brother Tang smelled it when he came back, so I threw it away."

Tang Hao said gratefully: "Brother Bitch is still thoughtful."

Lu Jianping was very embarrassed: "I didn't expect Brother Tang to be allergic to this dessert. I'm sorry that Brother Tang didn't eat anything tonight. If Brother Tang doesn't mind, we can go out later and let's go eat Anything else."

Tang Hao shook his head quickly and said haha: "I understand the kind words of my brother, but there is another symptom of my problem, that is, I don't want to eat anything after being allergic, so there is no need to go, I'd better wait another day. !”

Hey, you little bastard, let's talk about it later when you still have the strength to walk!

The good brother was very depressed. The plan against Tang Hao tonight was unsuccessful, and the breath that had been blocked by him began to burn again, thinking about when he would find a chance to vent his anger.

After waiting for a while, Tang Hao finally saw the little waiter coming over with four bowls of sweet soup. Just as he ordered, there were indeed two large bowls and two small bowls.

The little waiter glanced at Tang Hao, and after seeing Tang Hao winking at him, he hurriedly put two large bowls in front of Zheng Hao and Lu Jianping, and deliberately used it so that the four of them could hear it. The voice said: "Guide Lu, this is specially prepared by Brother Wang for you."

"This old king is really polite." Lu Jianping smiled lightly and shook his head, but his eyes were full of complacency.

After the little waiter brought the remaining two small bowls to Tang Hao and Zhang Mengjie, he quickly ran away.

Tang Hao pretended to be very unconvinced: "Brother, good brother, why are your bowls bigger? And ours are smaller?"

Zheng Hao looked at him contemptuously, and said with a sense of superiority: "This old Wang was introduced by Jianping to work here, and he was grateful to Jianping, so we came here to eat , will enjoy additional discounts.”

"Oh, that's how it is!" Tang Hao looked like a novice, and looked at the cheap brother with admiration, holding back a smile in his heart. If the cheap brother knew that the extra discount was a big bowl of laxative soup, what would it be? what expression.

Lu Jianping waved his hands modestly and said to Tang Hao: "Brother Tang, how about we switch? I can't drink that much anyway."

Tang Hao shook his head quickly: "I can't drink it either. Since this is specially prepared for you by your big brother Wang, then I won't take it from others. Good brother and cheap brother, take it easy."

Zheng Haojia turned to Zhang Mengjie and said courteously: "Miss Mengjie, after eating this snack, it is very enjoyable to drink a bowl of this sweet soup. Drink it while it's hot, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Zhang Mengjie nodded, raised her head slightly, and drank the sweet soup.

Soup can be so beautiful, she really deserves to be the woman that Mr. Zheng likes.

Zheng Hao was fascinated by Zhang Mengjie's appearance. This buddy's brain became hot, and he quickly picked up a large bowl of laxative soup in front of him, poured it into his mouth, and licked his lips in enjoyment after drinking.

Tang Hao was frightened when he saw it. This buddy is indeed a passionate hero, and I admire him.

Lu Jianping also drank his own sweet soup one after another, but this buddy wanted to be a gentleman, so he only drank most of it.

Seeing that both of them had wiped out the big treasure he had prepared, Tang Hao raised his bowl laughingly, and swallowed it up in one gulp. This sweet soup tastes really good!It's just a pity that I didn't get to eat this dessert. I'll bring Sister Nini to try it when I have time some other day.

This dim sum meal should be over by now, after a short rest, Zheng Hao proposed to leave.

Just when Lu Jianping stood up, he frowned, covered his stomach subconsciously, and said, "Miss Mengjie, Brother Tang, Brother Zheng, wait for me, I'll go to the bathroom."

As soon as Lu Jianping finished speaking, Zheng Hao also stood up, clutching his stomach and saying with a painful expression: "Jianping, I'll go too, wait for me!"

The two of them ran toward the bathroom almost at the same time, which confused Tang Hao. Because of the injury on his body, this good brother couldn't walk well just now. How could he run so quickly?Does this laxative also have the function of curing legs?
Seeing the two of them going to the bathroom at the same time, Zhang Mengjie shook her head helplessly and said, "Tang Hao, why don't we go first!"

The two buddies took effect of the medicine, Tang Hao is still waiting to see a good show, how could he just leave like this, he sat down again and said with a smile: "Meng Jie, my good brother and cheap brother are so kind to invite us to have snacks, if it's like this It would be too embarrassing to leave, just wait for them!"

"But I'm not very willing to be with them?" Zhang Mengjie frowned.

"Huh? Why?" Tang Hao asked strangely.

Zhang Mengjie shook her head: "I don't know, it's just a feeling. Although this Mr. Lu looks chic and elegant, in my opinion, he is a very scheming person. When we are with him, I will I feel very unsafe. Mr. Zheng, although he is the son of the general manager of the hotel, seems to be unlearned and incompetent. I also heard that he has a bad temper, so I don’t want to be with them. If you didn’t agree Without them, I didn't even want to come here with them just now."

Huh?This chick still has some eyesight!
Tang Hao was overjoyed, wondering what he was like in her heart?

Tang Hao said with a shy face, "Then why do you like being with me?"

Seemingly thinking about what happened on Wanghai Terrace in the evening, Zhang Mengjie blushed a little, and said: "Because you are interesting, and you are interesting to talk, and I feel no pressure when I am with you, and it is very relaxed. I think it is not just me, anyone A woman will feel this way when she is with someone like you!"

Tang Hao was so proud, this chick's eyesight is really good, I'm so low-key, she still found the biggest advantage of me, it seems that she must be a little more low-key in the future.

While the two were talking, they saw several cursing men running out of the passage leading to the bathroom, and one of them said angrily: "What kind of people are they in this world? They have no quality at all. The toilet pit You won’t wait when it’s full, you actually take off your pants and pull them up on the floor, it’s really irritating.”

The other one was also angry: "That's right, the one on the floor is okay, but the other one knocked on my door, and kicked him even if I didn't open it. In the end, I only heard a few 'popping' sounds. When I came out to see , this guy pulled it directly in the crotch."

The third one is a middle-aged man in his 50s. He scolded directly: "These two little bastards, I was peeing. After hearing these 'popping' sounds, I was so scared. I don't dare to pee anymore."

The last one sighed heavily: "Hey, the whole bathroom is smelly now. I wanted to go in, but I didn't expect to be smoked out as soon as I went in. This bathroom will seem unusable for a while, so I can only go out. Looking for something else."

"Hey, how can there be such a person, it really embarrasses us men."

"..."

Afterwards, several people who wanted to watch the fun ran to the bathroom, but within a minute, they all ran back. Everyone was accusing the two people in the bathroom who had no quality or morals at all and were lying around. Man defecating.

After hearing so many accusations, Zhang Mengjie opened her mouth cutely, wondering if these two men are Mr. Zheng and Mr. Lu?
Tang Hao couldn't be happier, these two buddies are too tough, they actually occupied the whole bathroom.

Hey, he really is a hero, and he is willing to bow down.

Seeing the excitement he wanted to watch, Tang Hao also felt that it was about the same, he quickly got up and said to Zhang Mengjie: "Mengjie, I think what you said is right, since you don't want to be with them, let's leave first!"

Zhang Mengjie said with a confused face: "Tang Hao, do you think the two people in the bathroom they mentioned are Mr. Zheng and Mr. Lu? Didn't they go to the bathroom together just now?"

"How do I know? Do you want to go to the men's bathroom?" Tang Hao curled his lips.

"Who wants to see it? You are shameless." Zhang Mengjie spat at him, and her face turned red again.

Tang Hao smiled and said, "Since we don't want to see it, let's leave first! Otherwise, when they come out later, you have to go with them again."

Zhang Mengjie nodded and walked out of the restaurant with Tang Hao.

Tang Hao glanced at the direction of the bathroom for the last time, with an extremely evil smile on his face: Hey, you two brothers and sisters, this hero is going to take a step first, you can wish for luck!

(End of this chapter)