The Ultimate Life of a Little Security Guard
Chapter 183
Chapter 183
After finding a place to park the car, the four of them followed the flow of people into the circus.
Zheng Hao said to Zhang Mengjie who was beside him while walking: "Miss Mengjie, the magic master who came this time is very famous in China, and several performances are very famous abroad. He came back to Shanghai this time. I found this circus and said that it will hold a few performances in this venue, and all the ticket revenue belongs to the circus, and he only takes [-]% of the performance fee. For a master like him, the circus is of course happy to provide him with venues, because The magic shows he has held are usually overcrowded, and the venues for him will only make money. Therefore, it is not easy to see one of his performances."
Tang Hao on the side curled his lips when he heard that, what kind of bullshit master, if he was a real master, he would only extract [-]% of the performance fee?Baobuding is also a magician, who came back to China only after he couldn't get along abroad to cheat a group of idiots who have too much money and can't find a place to spend it.
After walking into the circus, as Zheng Hao said, the entire venue was already overcrowded. This also shocked Tang Hao. He really didn't know that this kind of magician who relied on blindness and acting skills to make a living could actually be so good. Many people tout it?If this so-called magician really has the ability to change things, does he still need to perform?Just turn it into a bunch of money and spend it as much as you like.
However, as the saying goes, killing someone's job is tantamount to killing their parents. Even if he knows some of the tricks of this magic, he will not tell it. No matter you are outside the circle or inside the circle, the exposed behavior is very inappropriate. If you are kind, you will be fine if you know it is rotten in your heart.
The positions chosen by the good brother and the cheap brother are quite near the front, they can be called VIP seats, almost close to the stage.
Zhang Mengjie's small face is full of excitement, it seems that girls are very interested in such miraculous things, seeing Zhang Mengjie's happy face, the good brother's face is full of complacency, he can make the goddess happy, his self-confidence is also It will be stronger.
Not long after the four of them sat down, a host wearing clown makeup walked out on the stage. He first introduced himself with what he thought was a funny opening speech, and then began to announce the content of the next program.
It seems that this clown is very good at whetting the appetite of the audience. The first few programs he reported were all acrobatics and animal taming performances, and the magic show, which is the real finale, will appear at the end.
After the clown finished speaking, all the audience really disliked him, accusing him of not wasting time and starting quickly.
After the clown host left the stage, the lights in the auditorium were dimmed, and the main lights were adjusted to the stage to illuminate the entire stage.
The performance started, and for more than half an hour, the first few performances were different juggling and animal taming performances. Tang Hao didn't have the heart to watch these performances at all, and was chatting with Zhang Mengjie at random, but Zhang Mengjie It seems that she is more interested in the performance, and has been staring at the stage with relish, so she also answers with each tone, which makes Tang Hao really depressed. This chick is also a little more curious.
Bored, he looked at the good brother and the cheap brother.
The positions of the four of them are like this. Zhang Mengjie sits on the far left, Tang Hao sits on her right, the mean brother sits on his right, and the good brother sits on the far right, two seats away from Zhang Mengjie. When Hao looked at him, he saw this guy kept looking at Zhang Mengjie, and he didn't seem to be in the mood to watch the performance on the stage.
Tang Hao's heart moved, he quickly leaned over and said to him, "Brother, do you want to sit next to Mengjie and chat with her?"
"Okay!" The good brother lowered his voice, his eyes were full of excitement, he had been observing Tang Hao and Zhang Mengjie, seeing these two talking and laughing, his lungs were about to explode.
Seeing that Brother Tang is so kind, he temporarily put aside his displeasure with Tang Hao.
Tang Hao smiled, and stretched out a finger: "My dear brother, you also know that you have to pay a little price to chase beautiful women. You see, Mengjie is so interested in these juggling shows, and you are the master of them. If you sit next to her, you will definitely have endless common topics with her, so, of course, you have to pay a little price for my good position."
Seeing Tang Hao's actions and listening to his words, Zheng Hao reacted immediately, picked up his displeasure with this bastard, frowned and said, "How much do you want?"
"One thousand!" Tang Hao grinned, showing endless cunning.
"One thousand?" Zheng Hao said angrily: "Change the position, you want one thousand? Why don't you go and grab it?"
"Two thousand." Tang Hao stretched out another finger and looked at him with a smile.
"You..." Seeing Tang Hao's progress, Zheng Hao really wanted to slap him.
Brother Wang Hao was quite unwilling, Tang Hao sighed and shook his head, "Hey, I didn't expect Miss Mengjie to be worth 2000 yuan in my brother's heart? It really hurts my heart. If you don't change it, forget it."
My good brother has such a violent temper, how can I bear this kid's complacency in front of him, he took out his wallet, counted out 2000 yuan and threw it to him: "You bumpkin, take it, Miss Mengjie is priceless in my heart, not measured by money of."
Tang Hao happily took the money and kicked it into his pocket. He flattered her and said, "That's right, that's right. My dear brother is sincere towards Miss Mengjie. It's a lesson from heaven and earth. I've seen it a long time ago, and I also hope in my heart that I will have a lover." I can finally get married, so under such a good opportunity, a person like me who likes to help others is of course the beauty of adulthood."
After changing places with Zheng Hao, Tang Hao held onto the 2000 yuan in his pocket. Tang Hao felt so happy. Changing places with 2000 yuan, I am a genius. Sure enough, people who come to this kind of place are fools with a lot of money.
"Miss Mengjie, Miss Mengjie."
After changing positions, Zheng Hao was next to Zhang Mengjie. Seeing that she was enjoying watching, he happily called her a few times.
Zhang Mengjie turned her head subconsciously, glanced at Tang Hao who had changed, then looked at Zheng Hao, and said strangely: "Mr. Zheng, why are you here?"
Zheng Hao said solemnly: "Brother Tang said that the air over there is better, and it is more comfortable to look there, so he changed places with me."
"Really?" Zhang Mengjie was overjoyed, and quickly got up and said, "I also think the air here is not very good, so I'll go sit there too."
After all, Zhang Mengjie came to the vacant seat on Tang Hao's right, sat on it, and said happily: "It really looks more comfortable here, Mr. Zheng, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
Zheng Hao was dumbfounded! 2000 yuan to change positions and say a word to Miss Meng Jie, and then drive her to Tang Hao's side?
Tang Hao was also dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. He suppressed a smile and gave his brother a sympathetic look. This guy's stupidity is not acquired, but born.
Taking advantage of Zhang Mengjie's fascination again, Tang Hao leaned over again and said kindly: "Well, brother, do you still want to change positions? It's still 2000 yuan."
Zheng Hao gave him a hard look. At this moment, he only blamed himself for being cheap. He shouldn't have told Zhang Mengjie that the air in Tang Hao's place was good. He was so kind when he met Tang Hao. He thought about it, as long as he didn't talk nonsense, Zhang Mengjie would Change positions again.
After gritting his teeth, Zheng Hao gave him another 2000 yuan: "Change."
After Tang Hao happily accepted the money, he stood up and kept admiring: "My good brother is really straightforward, and my sincerity towards Miss Mengjie is like a torrent of rivers, endless, then I wish my good brother to embrace the beauty as soon as possible." .”
Returning to the original position and sitting down, touching his swollen pockets, Tang Hao felt joyful: I made 4000 yuan by switching positions twice, I am still very business-minded!
(End of this chapter)
After finding a place to park the car, the four of them followed the flow of people into the circus.
Zheng Hao said to Zhang Mengjie who was beside him while walking: "Miss Mengjie, the magic master who came this time is very famous in China, and several performances are very famous abroad. He came back to Shanghai this time. I found this circus and said that it will hold a few performances in this venue, and all the ticket revenue belongs to the circus, and he only takes [-]% of the performance fee. For a master like him, the circus is of course happy to provide him with venues, because The magic shows he has held are usually overcrowded, and the venues for him will only make money. Therefore, it is not easy to see one of his performances."
Tang Hao on the side curled his lips when he heard that, what kind of bullshit master, if he was a real master, he would only extract [-]% of the performance fee?Baobuding is also a magician, who came back to China only after he couldn't get along abroad to cheat a group of idiots who have too much money and can't find a place to spend it.
After walking into the circus, as Zheng Hao said, the entire venue was already overcrowded. This also shocked Tang Hao. He really didn't know that this kind of magician who relied on blindness and acting skills to make a living could actually be so good. Many people tout it?If this so-called magician really has the ability to change things, does he still need to perform?Just turn it into a bunch of money and spend it as much as you like.
However, as the saying goes, killing someone's job is tantamount to killing their parents. Even if he knows some of the tricks of this magic, he will not tell it. No matter you are outside the circle or inside the circle, the exposed behavior is very inappropriate. If you are kind, you will be fine if you know it is rotten in your heart.
The positions chosen by the good brother and the cheap brother are quite near the front, they can be called VIP seats, almost close to the stage.
Zhang Mengjie's small face is full of excitement, it seems that girls are very interested in such miraculous things, seeing Zhang Mengjie's happy face, the good brother's face is full of complacency, he can make the goddess happy, his self-confidence is also It will be stronger.
Not long after the four of them sat down, a host wearing clown makeup walked out on the stage. He first introduced himself with what he thought was a funny opening speech, and then began to announce the content of the next program.
It seems that this clown is very good at whetting the appetite of the audience. The first few programs he reported were all acrobatics and animal taming performances, and the magic show, which is the real finale, will appear at the end.
After the clown finished speaking, all the audience really disliked him, accusing him of not wasting time and starting quickly.
After the clown host left the stage, the lights in the auditorium were dimmed, and the main lights were adjusted to the stage to illuminate the entire stage.
The performance started, and for more than half an hour, the first few performances were different juggling and animal taming performances. Tang Hao didn't have the heart to watch these performances at all, and was chatting with Zhang Mengjie at random, but Zhang Mengjie It seems that she is more interested in the performance, and has been staring at the stage with relish, so she also answers with each tone, which makes Tang Hao really depressed. This chick is also a little more curious.
Bored, he looked at the good brother and the cheap brother.
The positions of the four of them are like this. Zhang Mengjie sits on the far left, Tang Hao sits on her right, the mean brother sits on his right, and the good brother sits on the far right, two seats away from Zhang Mengjie. When Hao looked at him, he saw this guy kept looking at Zhang Mengjie, and he didn't seem to be in the mood to watch the performance on the stage.
Tang Hao's heart moved, he quickly leaned over and said to him, "Brother, do you want to sit next to Mengjie and chat with her?"
"Okay!" The good brother lowered his voice, his eyes were full of excitement, he had been observing Tang Hao and Zhang Mengjie, seeing these two talking and laughing, his lungs were about to explode.
Seeing that Brother Tang is so kind, he temporarily put aside his displeasure with Tang Hao.
Tang Hao smiled, and stretched out a finger: "My dear brother, you also know that you have to pay a little price to chase beautiful women. You see, Mengjie is so interested in these juggling shows, and you are the master of them. If you sit next to her, you will definitely have endless common topics with her, so, of course, you have to pay a little price for my good position."
Seeing Tang Hao's actions and listening to his words, Zheng Hao reacted immediately, picked up his displeasure with this bastard, frowned and said, "How much do you want?"
"One thousand!" Tang Hao grinned, showing endless cunning.
"One thousand?" Zheng Hao said angrily: "Change the position, you want one thousand? Why don't you go and grab it?"
"Two thousand." Tang Hao stretched out another finger and looked at him with a smile.
"You..." Seeing Tang Hao's progress, Zheng Hao really wanted to slap him.
Brother Wang Hao was quite unwilling, Tang Hao sighed and shook his head, "Hey, I didn't expect Miss Mengjie to be worth 2000 yuan in my brother's heart? It really hurts my heart. If you don't change it, forget it."
My good brother has such a violent temper, how can I bear this kid's complacency in front of him, he took out his wallet, counted out 2000 yuan and threw it to him: "You bumpkin, take it, Miss Mengjie is priceless in my heart, not measured by money of."
Tang Hao happily took the money and kicked it into his pocket. He flattered her and said, "That's right, that's right. My dear brother is sincere towards Miss Mengjie. It's a lesson from heaven and earth. I've seen it a long time ago, and I also hope in my heart that I will have a lover." I can finally get married, so under such a good opportunity, a person like me who likes to help others is of course the beauty of adulthood."
After changing places with Zheng Hao, Tang Hao held onto the 2000 yuan in his pocket. Tang Hao felt so happy. Changing places with 2000 yuan, I am a genius. Sure enough, people who come to this kind of place are fools with a lot of money.
"Miss Mengjie, Miss Mengjie."
After changing positions, Zheng Hao was next to Zhang Mengjie. Seeing that she was enjoying watching, he happily called her a few times.
Zhang Mengjie turned her head subconsciously, glanced at Tang Hao who had changed, then looked at Zheng Hao, and said strangely: "Mr. Zheng, why are you here?"
Zheng Hao said solemnly: "Brother Tang said that the air over there is better, and it is more comfortable to look there, so he changed places with me."
"Really?" Zhang Mengjie was overjoyed, and quickly got up and said, "I also think the air here is not very good, so I'll go sit there too."
After all, Zhang Mengjie came to the vacant seat on Tang Hao's right, sat on it, and said happily: "It really looks more comfortable here, Mr. Zheng, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
Zheng Hao was dumbfounded! 2000 yuan to change positions and say a word to Miss Meng Jie, and then drive her to Tang Hao's side?
Tang Hao was also dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. He suppressed a smile and gave his brother a sympathetic look. This guy's stupidity is not acquired, but born.
Taking advantage of Zhang Mengjie's fascination again, Tang Hao leaned over again and said kindly: "Well, brother, do you still want to change positions? It's still 2000 yuan."
Zheng Hao gave him a hard look. At this moment, he only blamed himself for being cheap. He shouldn't have told Zhang Mengjie that the air in Tang Hao's place was good. He was so kind when he met Tang Hao. He thought about it, as long as he didn't talk nonsense, Zhang Mengjie would Change positions again.
After gritting his teeth, Zheng Hao gave him another 2000 yuan: "Change."
After Tang Hao happily accepted the money, he stood up and kept admiring: "My good brother is really straightforward, and my sincerity towards Miss Mengjie is like a torrent of rivers, endless, then I wish my good brother to embrace the beauty as soon as possible." .”
Returning to the original position and sitting down, touching his swollen pockets, Tang Hao felt joyful: I made 4000 yuan by switching positions twice, I am still very business-minded!
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Elf: My Ninja Frog can fly Thunder God
Chapter 211 10 hours ago -
Pirates: Building the Strongest Group from the Superman Series
Chapter 202 10 hours ago -
Sign in to the Lord God Space! Invincibility starts with Demon Slayer
Chapter 248 10 hours ago -
Pirates: The first partner is Makima
Chapter 98 10 hours ago -
Salty fish mentor? All my students are world-destroying
Chapter 149 10 hours ago -
You tell me this is science?
Chapter 208 10 hours ago -
My disciples are all evil masters, so I have to be invincible.
Chapter 176 10 hours ago -
Gao Wu: After breaking off the relationship, awaken the S-level talent
Chapter 200 10 hours ago -
Beginning Hero: Seeking Encounters in Dungeons
Chapter 231 12 hours ago -
The Super Brain System in the Fairy Guild
Chapter 277 12 hours ago