The Ultimate Life of a Little Security Guard

Chapter 184 I Will Change You into a Flower (Please Recommend)

Chapter 184 I Will Change You into a Flower (Please Recommend)
Changing back to the original position, looking at Zhang Mengjie who was sitting next to him, Zheng Hao felt a lot better. Miss Mengjie won't change back now, right?

I was so happy in my heart, I wanted to talk to Miss Mengjie again, but seeing her would be fascinated, Zheng Hao didn't bother her, just looked at him so quietly, even if he could look at the goddess so quietly, even if he didn't do anything , he is also very happy.

A few minutes later, the lion taming performance on the stage finally came to an end. Zhang Mengjie clapped her hands happily, finally regaining her senses, and turned her head to talk to Tang Hao, but saw that she was sitting next to her again. After seeing Mr. Zheng, he wondered again: "Mr. Zheng? Why are you sitting here again?"

Learning the lesson from last time, Zheng Hao learned much smarter this time, and quickly pretended to be a master: "Brother Tang said that since you like watching juggling and animal taming so much, you want me to talk to you, he doesn't understand these things , so I sat down."

"Oh!" Zhang Mengjie didn't care, and smiled at him: "I really think it's incredible. When you talk about these tigers, how can lions know what these people want to say? As long as the animal trainer moves, they will understand themselves. What to do, when the animal trainer raises the fire ring, they will jump, and when the animal trainer presses his hand, they will sit up like a kitten, don’t you think it’s very interesting?”

Zheng Hao nodded repeatedly, the goddess' words were orders.

Zhang Mengjie wondered, "Why do you think this is?"

Zheng Hao is a playboy, how can he understand these bullshit things, he held his energy for a long time, and then said very philosophically: "Humans have evolved for hundreds of millions of years, and finally reached the top of the food chain. How can these tigers and lions be just animals? Of course They are afraid of humans in their hearts, so after they are captured by humans, they will of course have to do whatever humans tell them to do, otherwise they will only be beaten to death."

"puff!"

Hearing what this guy said, Tang Hao, who was drinking a drink, spat out, secretly despising this guy, bragging, you should be more reliable, you really embarrass us seniors in the bragging world!

But since this guy finally had the opportunity to discuss this kind of esoteric knowledge with the goddess up close, he didn't bother.

Zhang Mengjie really didn't believe his explanation, and said puzzledly: "Impossible, you see so many lions and tigers in the zoo, they are a little afraid of humans, but they won't be so obedient and let them do whatever they want, right? If you annoy it, it's normal for it to bite at you. So I don't think they are so obedient because they are afraid of humans."

Zheng Hao didn't understand either, so he quickly found a reasonable explanation with a dry smile: "A zoo is a zoo, and a circus is a circus, they are different, so of course the lions and tigers in these two places are also different."

Seeing that she didn't get the answer she wanted, Zhang Mengjie didn't bother to ask any more, so she could only figure it out by herself.

Lu Jianping has been the same as Zhang Mengjie since he sat down, focusing on the performance on stage, but he also has a little understanding of these. Seeing Tang Hao's lazy and free manner, Lu Jianping deliberately made things difficult for him, and said: "Tang Hao Brother, do you know how these animal trainers tamed fierce beasts like tigers and lions? How did they make them willing to perform for humans and become kittens?"

"Brother? You ask me?" Tang Hao pointed at himself in surprise.

Lu Jianping nodded.

Tang Hao smiled very modestly: "Brother, how do I know these things? You don't care how it is tamed, as long as you can watch it! Good brother, such a profound 'master' doesn't know, so how can I know? "

Zheng Hao glanced at Tang Hao, and said triumphantly: "Yes, Jianping, we only know a little about these things, as a country bumpkin, he may have never been to a zoo since he was a child, and he has seen tigers and lions, how could he know these things? How are tigers and lions tamed? Don't make things difficult for Brother Tang."

Alas, these two little bastards, I give you a step down, you still dare to despise me, it seems that I don't need to educate you with profound knowledge, you really don't know that there are fairy mountains outside the mountains, people outside There is a superior reason!

Tang Hao raised his throat, and was about to speak to redeem his dignity as a bumpkin, but at this moment, several sparks erupted across the stage, and then the clown host appeared on the stage again.

The face of the clown host was greasy, and it was hard to tell whether he was laughing, but his voice was very excited, and he shouted loudly towards the venue: "The following is our greatest magician who will perform on stage. Please give him a round of applause."

As soon as the clown host finished speaking, there was a wave of applause in the arena. Everyone waited all night, just waiting for the finale. Many people started screaming, and some even stood up and called his name. The atmosphere was adjusted all of a sudden.

Zheng Hao, Lu Jianping and Zhang Mengjie also applauded vigorously. They were also waiting for the grand finale, so the three of them were too lazy for Tang Hao.

This hit Tang Hao hard, no, it's just a magic trick!When Lao Tzu was deceived and deceived, and used his sword to become a magic stick, this so-called master hadn't been born yet!
After a long while of applause, a beam of light came on above the stage. A man wearing a mask and a magic suit rose up from the stage. He posed a very coquettish pose and came out to the audience. He flashed his empty palms, and then he raised his hands, and countless petals flew out of his hands, floating on the entire stage.

This way of entering the field caused another scream.

Fuck, there are really two brushes.

Tang Hao was also stunned for a moment. In fact, he knew that the magician's hand looked no different from ordinary people. In fact, it was a prop commonly used by magicians. It was a kind of artificial hand made of human skin. A layer of space has been compressed between his skin, and those petals have been placed in this layer long ago. As long as he moves fast enough to activate the mechanism of the human skin prosthetic hand instantly after saying hello, the petals in that layer of space will also be It will be sprayed out, creating the illusion of empty hands turning into petals.

The petals in the space of his artificial hand of human skin have been used up at this moment, if someone asks him to change again, he will definitely not be able to 'change'.

In addition to this kind of human skin prosthetic hand, there are also human skin fingers, which are put on the fingers. The trick of turning empty hands into silk scarves is the same. They hide the silk scarves in the fake fingers in advance. At the time of that sentence, he quickly pulled out the silk scarf in the fake finger, and this "miracle" was completed.

Of course, Tang Hao could see these tricks, but all the audience at the scene, as well as the good brother, the cheap brother and Zhang Mengjie, couldn't see it. At this moment, except for everyone, the three of them also looked shocked, still immersed in How did the magician conjure up the 'magic' of flower petals.

Tang Hao curled his lips in displeasure, yawned and muttered in disdain: "Isn't it just changing petals? What's so great, I can change flowers!"

Lu Jianping was the closest to him, and after hearing his outrageous words, he frowned and said, "Brother Tang, magic is a great art, please don't insult this art, this art is very great."

Day... the art is gross.

Tang Hao glanced left and right, hey hey said: "Brother, I really can change flowers."

Zheng Hao looked contemptuous: "Jianping, don't pay attention to him, he is just an ignorant bumpkin, and he is not afraid of bragging."

Zhang Mengjie was very interested, and said brightly, "Tang Hao, are you really good at changing flowers?"

Tang Hao raised his legs and said triumphantly: "That's still fake, do you want me to turn you into a flower?"

"Okay!" Zhang Mengjie was full of excitement, and quickly got up and sat down on Tang Hao's left, the original seat.

Zheng Hao was dumbfounded, and opened his mouth, this position was changed for nothing.

He was furious and pointed at Tang Hao: "If you can't turn into a flower today, I will make you look good."

(End of this chapter)

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