Realize dreams from blind date

Chapter 228 I Only Want to Live in Peace
"These are how to express my intentions tactfully. I just want to tell you." Luo Jiaolong noticed Xiao Yourong's performance.

When men tell dirty jokes, they want to see your cheeks turn red and you look slightly shy, not your eyes shining and you say with great interest: One more!
The time period when telling dirty jokes must be well grasped. When the two of you are already very familiar with each other and you are not sure about it, but at least about [-]% sure, then you can joke about it to enhance mutual affection.

Otherwise you will only come across as frivolous, unsteady and disrespectful to women.

Just like now, although Luo Jiaolong and Xiao Yourong had only known each other for less than a week, Xiao Yourong had quietly opened his eyes to Luo Jiaolong's shy rose, and everything just fell into place step by step.

Talking about nasty jokes at this time will only make the relationship between the two parties explode.

Seeing that Xiao Yourong was blushing and didn't speak, Luo Jiaolong took off his gloves and just gnawed on the duck's paw, so he prepared to give her a step down.

"Aren't you angry? I made a little joke just now." Luo Jiaolong smiled and put another piece of duck intestine into her bowl.

"No, I can still accept what you say." Xiao Yourong works in the bank, and occasionally needs to socialize, and also listens to a lot of nasty jokes on the wine table.

It's just that before listening to it, it was only disgusting and boring, but now it's quite interesting.

"Haha, humans have evolved to 2017, and they haven't changed at all." Luo Jiaolong smiled and took a sip of fruit wine to moisten his throat.

"What do you mean?" Xiao Yourong asked curiously, she probably guessed what joke Luo Jiaolong was going to say again.

"Handsome boys like to tell dirty jokes, and pretty girls like to listen to dirty jokes." Luo Jiaolong was amused by Xiao Yourong's thirst for knowledge.

Although Xiao Yourong felt that this sentence was very reasonable, she would not admit it even if she was killed, and she liked to hear it.

Looking at the serious Luo Jiaolong, Xiao Yourong giggled, "You're the one who's dirty, but I'm not dirty at all."

"Haha, it's no wonder you're not dirty." Luo Jiaolong also laughed.

Xiao Yourong looked at the unruly Luo Jiaolong, and suddenly asked, "Are you playing hooligan with me?"

After speaking, he picked up the glass and took a sip of the fruit wine to hide his nervousness.

"Guess." Luo Jiaolong smiled and didn't answer. On this topic, whoever speaks first will lose a bit.

"Then I'll ask you again." Seeing that Luo Jiaolong refused to admit it, Xiao Yourong lost his temper.

"You ask." Luo Jiaolong faced it calmly.

"Then please show your true intentions to me tactfully." Xiao Yourong asked, biting her lip.

"Are you testing my desire to survive?" Luo Jiaolong smiled slightly after hearing this, his originally scattered eyes instantly closed, and all of them were injected into Xiao Yourong's body.

"Guess?" Xiao Yourong is no longer the former Wu Xia Ameng.

She had thought about this question countless times in her mind, rolled her eyes slightly, and asked with a smile: "I just want to see, is the man I know a dirty man, or an interesting person?"

"Then I have to think about it carefully." Luo Jiaolong smiled and nodded, knowing that this was almost her final test.

"Then you have to think carefully before answering." Xiao Yourong pretended not to care and continued to gnaw on the duck's paw.

Luo Jiaolong picked up another piece of duck intestine and put it into the pot, his mind working rapidly.

Suddenly, there is.

Smiling and putting the duck intestines into Xiao Yourong's bowl, Luo Jiaolong said: "I no longer want to become an immortal, Penglai is not my place; I only want this land, and I would rather live a peaceful life..."

Just halfway through the recitation, Xiao Yourong stopped chewing on the duck paw, and continued, "From now on, I will never ask what love is. Anyway, I was not born when he came!"

"You also know this poem?" Luo Jiaolong smiled and nodded.

"I know, Xu Zhimo's What Is Love?" Xiao Yourong said as he ate the duck intestines that had just been scalded in the bowl.

"Then what do you think now, who am I?" Luo Jiaolong asked her question just now.

"Heh, it's not a dirty man." Xiao Yourong sighed lightly, and gave Luo Jiaolong a generous look, as if looking at her prey.

"It's fine if it's not a dirty man." Luo Jiaolong patted his chest, making a frightened expression.

"Then I'll ask you again?" Xiao Yourong has now transformed into a hundred thousand whys.

"Ask." This time Luo Jiaolong also followed Xiao Yourong's example, directly reached out and grabbed a duck paw, and started to eat it.

Xiao Yourong turned her head out of the window, and said softly: "I have a very good friend, her boyfriend asked her if she would marry him. How do you think she should say Yes tactfully?"

The words she spoke of were outsiders, but the chopsticks tightly clenched in her right hand betrayed her uneasiness.

"If I help your friends, if they succeed in this matter, will they treat me to dinner?" Luo Jiaolong was quite knowledgeable about these issues, but he just wanted to take advantage.

"Say it quickly." Xiao Yourong turned her head, blinked her big watery eyes, and looked at Luo Jiaolong.

"If you invite me to dinner, I'll just say so." Luo Jiaolong would not be charmed by this simple beauty trick.

"Okay, then I'll ask her to treat you to dinner." Xiao Yourong was so anxious to death that Luo Jiaolong was out of tune, and hurriedly urged, "Say it quickly."

Seeing that she was in such a hurry, Luo Jiaolong didn't hold back any more, he shook his head and said: "In mountains and seas, in waters and shores, two trees are not forests, and there is a heart in the fields. You drink from the rain, you cook with salary, and there are women at home. Immediately there will be no neighbors.”

"I don't understand." Xiao Yourong shook her head, she had never heard of this passage.

"Shuangmu is not a forest. If it is not a forest, it is a phase. If there is a heart in the field, it is thinking. Together, it means lovesickness. Then the first paragraph means that it is in the mountains, in the sea, in the water, and on the shore. Miss you." Luo Jiaolong paused when he said this, and glanced at Xiao Yourong who was listening carefully.

Xiao Yourong heard the exciting part, but nothing more. How could he bear it? He said angrily: "Then what?"

"In the same way, if there is no daughter in the family, there will be no neighbors immediately, that is to marry. Then the following paragraphs mean that we drink rainwater together, chop firewood and make fire, and I am willing to marry you." Luo Jiaolong looked happily at the whole The meaning of the poem has been analyzed.

"You really only graduated from a junior college?" Xiao Yourong couldn't believe that the man in front of him, who could speak eloquently to all the questions he asked her, was just a junior college student.

"Since I want to make a living, of course I have to come up with the unique skills at the bottom of the box." Luo Jiaolong smiled triumphantly.

"Amazing." Xiao Yourong could only express her admiration, these words made her unable to think of them for the rest of her life.

"It should be all right for you to tell your girlfriend this passage?" Luo Jiaolong asked with a smile.

"Sure." Xiao Yourong nodded in satisfaction, "Send everything you just said to my phone later, and I'll forward it to her."

Luo Jiaolong looked at the food on the table and said quickly, "I'll send it to you when I get back tonight. Let's eat first."

"Okay, I'm going to eat you up today." Xiao Yourong laughed, she has a big appetite now.

The business is almost finished, and the rest is eating hot pot and singing.

Just now Luo Jiaolong read a total of two short poems. The first paragraph was written by Xu Zhimo after he understood love. The implication is that life may not need that kind of fanatical love. The flowers of love are so beautiful, so her life is short. Cherish what you have at the moment.

It just matched Luo Jiaolong's current situation of sacrificing his life, so he liked it very much.

As for the second little poem, it was written by a man who was not very good, but very talented.

Not to mention his name, he, like Xu Zhimo, is a well-known scumbag in terms of relationships between men and women.

The background of writing these few poems was on a small island abroad. At that time, he was living here with his two lovers, who were his wife and his lover respectively.

The two have been living in peace and harmony with each other.

It is also in this situation that I complacently wrote this little poem.

(End of this chapter)