Realize dreams from blind date

Chapter 229 Turtle, Snail, Centipede
"Since you answered my two questions, shall I tell you a joke?" Xiao Yourong scalded the fat cow and looked at Luo Jiaolong with a smile.

A man and a woman are new to each other. If they are interested in each other, they must not let the other person sing a one-man show. There must be a back and forth between the two parties, otherwise the one who talks a lot will not feel the response, leading to self-denial and a negative attitude.

"Okay." Luo Jiaolong became interested, and wanted to hear what Xiao Yourong could come up with.

Xiao Yourong first tried to make herself look more serious, but whenever she saw Luo Jiaolong's naughty smile, she couldn't help but want to laugh.

"One day, the tortoise was sick, so he asked his good friend Snail to buy medicine for him. After two hours, the tortoise saw that the snail hadn't come back, so he scolded anxiously: "What the hell, if he doesn't come back, labor and management will be punished." dying. At this time, the snail's disgruntled voice came from outside the door: "If you talk about labor and capital again, labor and capital will not go." ""

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yourong didn't care about Luo Jiaolong, and laughed while clutching his stomach.

When Xiao Yourong was telling jokes, she squeezed her voice, sounding a little silly, matching her hard-working and serious eyes, the joke didn't make Luo Jiaolong laugh, but she was amused by her rich facial expressions.

But he held back his smile.

When Xiao Yourong recovered, seeing that Luo Jiaolong didn't smile, he took a sip of fruit wine in embarrassment, "Isn't this joke funny?"

"Which joke?" Luo Jiaolong wanted to tease her.

"Turtle and snail." Xiao Yourong pouted, looking depressed.

I told jokes so hard, but this dead man didn't listen carefully, and didn't respond at all.

"Haha~" Looking at Xiao Yourong's reaction, Luo Jiaolong couldn't hold back any longer, and burst out laughing, "You're so funny."

"You hate it." Xiao Yourong made a begging gesture.How could she not know now that she was being tricked by this hateful man again.

"Just kidding, your duck's paw is ripe, eat it quickly." Luo Jiaolong looked at the sulking Xiao Yourong, and quickly grabbed a piece of duck's paw for her to coax her.

When Xiao Yourong saw the duck's paw, he rolled his eyes and became interested again, "I haven't told the joke yet."

"Then tell me." Luo Jiaolong decided that this time he had to cheer her up, otherwise the girl would be really angry.

"Seeing that the snail is so arrogant, the tortoise said, "If you don't go, you won't go. I'll let the centipede go. So, the centipede went, but after another two hours, the centipede still didn't come back! The tortoise cursed angrily again: " If you don't come back, Laozi will really die! At this time, a centipede's voice came from the door: "What a hurry, I didn't see that I was still wearing shoes!" ! ! ""

After telling the joke with emotion, Xiao Yourong didn't laugh foolishly alone this time, but bit his lip, widened his eyes, and watched Luo Jiaolong's every move.

Luo Jiaolong didn't let her down again this time, after hearing the joke, he laughed heartily, "Haha~"

"Humph~ You know what's going on." Xiao Yourong finally showed a satisfied smile and laughed happily.

The happy time is always short. The two of them were eating hot pot and chatting. The time passed quickly. After nearly two hours of eating a meal, the sky outside had already darkened.

I scanned the QR code at the bar and paid. It was more than 800, which was a bit expensive. "Let's go, I'll take you back."

Luo Jiaolong was going to send her home, as for other programs, he had no such intentions for the time being.

"Okay." Xiao Yourong actually wanted to go shopping for a while, but someone didn't mention it, so she couldn't say much.

After leaving the hot pot restaurant, Luo Jiaolong was about to hail a taxi, but he didn't want a woman running towards him, who seemed to be sprinting for a hundred meters, and seeing that he couldn't dodge in time, he was about to bump into Xiao Yourong who was slightly ahead.

Xiao Yourong didn't pay attention to the woman who was about to bump into her, and happily chatted with Luo Jiaolong about the joke about the snail chatting with the turtle, and complained that he didn't understand the style.

At this time, Luo Jiaolong didn't care about other things, he directly pulled her back, but his body leaned forward uncoordinatedly, and then saw that the woman couldn't stop the car, and bumped straight up with her face covered.

Then, Luo Jiaolong felt a violent impact, and he couldn't help taking two steps back. Because his physique had been improved, there were no other problems. He only felt his left shoulder being stabbed by a hard object made of iron such as a keychain. .

"Oh, it hurts so much."

Luo Jiaolong, the victim, didn't have time to cry out in pain, but the woman who bumped into him covered her head and bent down in pain, screaming.

Luo Jiaolong took a step back, didn't speak, frowned and looked at the woman who bumped him. She was wearing a ring on her hand, which should be the culprit of the pain from bumping his left shoulder just now.

He really wanted to swear at this time, but his own upbringing and more than 20 years of life experience told him that in this situation, not only will swearing not solve the problem, it will only make the situation worse.

"I'm sorry, I didn't bump into you, did I?" The woman finally came to her senses at this moment, clutching her swollen forehead, aggrieved as if she was the victim.

"It's okay. Be careful in the future. This is a busy city. It's fine if you bump into me. If you bump into an old man or a child, how much money do you have to pay for it?" Although Luo Jiaolong didn't swear, some preaching was indispensable.

At this moment, Xiao Yourong also came to his senses, with a sullen expression on his face, "Why are you running so fast? Is there a dog chasing you?"

If Luo Jiaolong hadn't pulled her just now, she would have been the one hit.With her small physique, she can't fly out after being hit like this?

"Sorry, I was chasing my friend just now, and I didn't notice you coming out of it." The woman apologized again, but it's unclear how sincere she was.

Because Luo Jiaolong saw a trace of indifference and indifference in her eyes.

Indeed, what the woman was thinking at this moment was, "I've already apologized, why are you still fussing about so much? You're still talking so much useless nonsense, nothing really happened, and I was hurt too."

"You..." Xiao Yourong is not a vegetarian either, she couldn't see the woman's undisguised eyes, and was going to continue to discuss with this woman for an explanation.

"Forget it." Luo Jiaolong shook his head, stopped Xiao Yourong who was still a little excited, and didn't plan to pursue it any further. He didn't even have any interest in preaching now.

Perhaps, for women, it is not easy to get them to admit their mistakes.

For them, I have already admitted my mistake, what else do you want?They think that if you admit your mistakes, everything will be all right. If you still pursue it, are you still a man?
For this kind of woman, Luo Jiaolong's view is that you are great, if you continue, you will pay for your pride in the future, and someone will teach you what society is.

(End of this chapter)