I'm really not a crow's mouth

Chapter 2 Death or Curse
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Yang Dilei didn't know that his nightmare had just begun, and the story after that was obvious.

The choices released by the system are very strange. For example, in the case of Lord Chixiao, the choices given by the system were:
1. Take off the clothes of Lord Chixiao and braid his chest hair. (experience value +1000, a mysterious gift bag)
2. Remind Chixiao Holy Master that the seal hall is black and there will be a bloody disaster. (Experience value +10, a beggar’s begging bowl)
Is there even a question?The difference in rewards is so big that the bold will starve to death the timid.

Yang Dilei chose 2 without hesitation. If he chose 1, he might die on the spot.

Even if I, Yang Dilei, starved to death and died outside, even if I jumped from here, I would not choose that high-level reward.

The result was naturally what was said before. Holy Lord Chixiao fell and vomited blood, and Yang Dilei's reputation as a crow's mouth began to gradually emerge.

Another example is the Zixuan saintess, the options given by the system are:
1. Grab the belt of Zixuan Saintess and let her spin like a spinning top. (experience value +500, a weapon of any quality at the mysterious level)
2. Remind her that there are tens of thousands of roads, safety is the first, and don't overspeed Yujian, otherwise accidents will happen. (Experience +10, a pair of worn socks)

Yang Dilei looked at the clothes of Saint Zixuan, she was wearing a long purple dress.Yu Jianfei pulled his belt, fearing that he would take off his clothes in a second.

Although he really wanted to do this, Yang Dilei's sense of morality slapped him two big mouths in his mind, so he reluctantly chose 2.

As a result, the system did its best, and the maiden Zixuan fell from the sword, and her delicate face was swollen, which made Yang Dilei feel distressed for a while.

The situation was mostly like this later, this incomplete system is still the system of the law, it is the crow's mouth system at all.

Either it's a weird option, or it's a crow's mouth curse option.

The reward for the weird option is surprisingly high, but there will be serious consequences if you choose it.

As a veteran bicycle driver with 30 years of driving experience, he must lift the front wheel every time he bends, use the rear wheel to drain the corner, get stuck in the cracks and get stuck in the ruthless man. Of course, Yang Dilei wants to be safe. The Crow's Mouth option is selected.

This also led to a reverse increase in his reputation, and he was even deposed as the Son of God.

Early this morning, Holy Master Qingyun called Yang Dilei and Shen Long to the main hall together, first took out an object from the ring and blocked Yang Dilei's mouth before continuing to explain the situation.

Holy Lord Qingyun told them that the secret realm of Sanxian in Tianxing City was about to open, and asked them to set off to other holy places to gather several saints and saints to go together.

"But isn't there still one year left before the opening of the secret realm? It's too early to start now."

Shen Long asked in surprise, and saw Holy Master Qingyun winking at him vigorously, his eyelids almost appeared as phantoms.

Yang Dilei was speechless, he could tell that he wanted him to leave quickly.

But why does something in my mouth have a strange taste.Yang Dilei pulled it out and took a look, dumbfounded.

"Ah this..."

Holy Lord Qingyun was about to say you shut up and hold back when he heard the sound, when he saw the bellyband Yang Dilei was holding in his hand, he quickly grabbed it and stuffed it into his arms.

He clenched his fist with his left hand and coughed a few times, "Did you see anything just now?"

At this time, it is natural to answer no, this is simply a sub-question.Just as Yang Dilei was about to say no, the system made another noise:
Seeing how embarrassed Holy Master Qingyun is, as a disciple you should:

1. Come forward and say that I have seen this apron before. Wasn’t this the one that the female disciple lost when she went to Zixuan Holy Land last time?How could it be in your hands, Holy Lord? (Experience +1000, a low-level earth-level martial art Kaishan Palm)
2. Holy Lord, the liar will be struck by lightning

Yang Dilei was startled, didn't he always have 10 experience before, and then he was fooled by something useless?Why are you so generous this time?Who cares, choose 2 directly.

"The disciple didn't see anything."

"Holy Lord, those who lie will be struck by lightning."

Two voices sounded at the same time, one was Shen Long and the other was Yang Dilei.

When he heard Yang Dilei speak, Holy Master Qingyun knew something was wrong and he shouldn't be allowed to speak, but it was too late.

The moment Yang Dilei's words came out, two bolts of lightning pierced through the hall and struck towards Lord Qingyun and Shen Long.

Shen Long's stroke is only as thick as a finger, while Qingyun's is as thick as an arm.

The thunder and lightning struck in the blink of an eye, easily piercing through the hastily condensed vitality of the body protection of the two, and then landed on them in their terrified eyes.

Yang Dilei watched the two people in front of him with afro hairstyles, black faces and white smoke coming out of their mouths quietly moving towards the door, and then fled in the midst of Holy Master Qingyun's shout of "Get out!" .

Holy Master Qingyun was trembling with anger, he knew that as long as Yang Dilei spoke, nothing good would happen!
From now on, as long as Yang Dilei dares to speak in front of me, I will slap him directly and knock him out.

The way to stop him is very simple, let him only have one function of panting.

A moment later, outside Qingyun Holy Land, Yang Dilei complained to Shen Long while arranging his hair:
"Why did the Holy Master lose his temper so much? It scared me so much that my hair was all messed up."

Shen Long raised his hand to touch his explosive head, his right hand was tightly grasping the scabbard, and the veins in his hand were protruding.

He took a deep breath and said silently in his heart: "Don't get angry, don't get angry, a harmonious society, you can't fight each other."

MD, if I can't beat you, I'll shave you bald, so that you don't have to worry about your hairstyle anymore.

"Long, where are we going next?" Yang Dilei asked, picking his nostrils, and flicked towards Shen Long a few times.

Shen Long's hand holding the sword trembled slightly, gritted his teeth and said: "Let's go to Linxian City first, and take the teleportation array there to go to Orange Sky Holy Land."

Yang Dilei rubbed his hands on Shen Long's body, stroked his chin and said:

"Xiaoji, I haven't seen him for a long time. He is the only one who can roughly guess what I'm thinking. It's very interesting to be with him."

"Huh? Dragon, are you uncomfortable? Why are you shivering all the time?"

Yang Dilei looked at the trembling Shen Long strangely, did he accept some mission?
"I'm fine, let's go." Shen Long quickened his pace, he didn't want to stay with Yang Dilei for a moment, this person is poisonous.

The former brother Shengzi who was kind and considerate is gone forever, and has become a crow-mouthed slut.

When the two entered Linxian City, they directly sat on the teleportation formation. Shen Long was relieved, but luckily nothing went wrong this time.

However, he didn't see Yang Dilei's extremely exciting expression, and the system gave him a choice again:

How come no one is curious about such a magical formation like the teleportation array?At this time, you are extremely curious and think:
1. Dig out the eyes of the teleportation array to observe the mystery carefully. (Experience 2000, one part of the heaven-level exercise method, Zhantian Kung Fu)
2. Is there any problem with the teleportation array? (Experience 200, Level [-] Shenfa Youlongbu Part [-])
It was the first time Yang Dilei saw the choice of 2000 experience points, and he was about to be beaten to death with the difficulty of 1000 before. This digging eye may not be directly taken away by the turbulence of space.

Option 2 I don’t know what will go wrong, this reward makes me flustered.

Yang Dilei didn't know what to do. The reward this time is a bit high, but it's better than the turbulent flow in the exiled space.

Yang Dilei patted Shen Long's shoulder, and gave him a helpless look under Shen Long's puzzled eyes.

Shen Long's breathing stagnated, his eyes gradually widened, and he had an ominous premonition.

He just wanted to warn Yang Dilei, if you dare to open your mouth, then our friends have nothing to do!

As a result, Yang Dilei said in the next moment: "There shouldn't be any problems with the teleportation array, right?"

Shen Long's heart is desperate at the moment, why?What mistake did I make to come out to practice with this person.

Did I destroy the galaxy in my previous life?What a crime I have done!
"I hate you!!!" As Shen Long screamed, the two of them were sucked out by the turbulent flow of space, and they didn't know where they were teleported.

(End of this chapter)