I'm really not a crow's mouth
Chapter 3
Chapter 3
When the two woke up again, they found themselves lying on a carriage.The voice of talking came from the ear.
"Miss, we are going to the Heavenly Secret Conference to find Son Xuanji, will he meet us?"
Said a childish-sounding female voice.
"I don't know, but I must ask him to calculate the marriage for me, so I don't believe what those stinky old men say."
As soon as I heard this voice, I knew that the person who spoke must be arrogant.
"The Son of Xuanji is known as the person who can sense the secrets of the Orange Heaven Holy Land the most. Although his current cultivation level is not high, he can predict the closest result."
The female voice continued: "I don't believe that dogs are destined to be lonely and defeated."
Yang Dilei poked his head out curiously, and saw two beautiful women sitting on the front of the car, and was startled when he poked his head out.
"Are you awake? What's the matter with you, why did you faint in the pigsty? We took a lot of effort to clean you up."
pigsty? !Yang Dilei imagined the scene and retched immediately.Shen Long was also woken up, and got out from inside.
After learning that the two of them had been rescued from the pig pen, Shen Long stared at Yang Dilei with hatred, wanting to stomp on this face.
If it weren't for his crow's mouth, the two of them would be sitting in the living room of Orange Sky Holy Land drinking tea and eating snacks.It's good now, I'm going to eat pig manure.
"What kind of Tianji Conference are you going to Chengtian Holy Land? What is the Tianji Conference?"
Yang Dilei asked curiously.
"You country bumpkins who have never seen the world, that is the annual grand event of the Orange Heaven Holy Land. At the Heavenly Mystery Conference, there will be elders and holy sons of the Orange Heaven Holy Land randomly divination the secrets for everyone."
The girl with the childish voice before said that she should be a servant girl by her attire.
"Isn't it just randomly picking a second idiot to fool you? Are you going to find Xiaoji? I will take you to meet him then."
Yang Dilei patted his chest, indicating that he believed that I was right, and wrapped it on me.
The little maid looked at him contemptuously, who do you think you are, and you are called Xuanji Shengzi Xiaoji?
You don't even know what the Tianji Conference is, so how could you know the Son of Mystery.
The other woman just smiled lightly and didn't take it seriously.How can a person who can faint in a pigsty be such a big shot.
Yang Dilei was about to speak when he saw this, but Shen Long covered his mouth.Shen Long whispered in his ear:
"Shut your mouth and hold back your words."
Shen Long was afraid that Yang Dilei would mess with him again, now he could go to the Orange Heaven Holy Land as long as he didn't do anything, as long as he didn't let the crow's mouth talk.
Along the way, Yang Dilei hesitated to speak in Shen Long's warning eyes, stopped to speak but then wanted, hesitated to speak and then stopped, and then forgot.
Originally, the location of the four of them was not far from the Orange Sky Holy Land, and they finally arrived at their destination before dark, which made Shen Long heave a sigh of relief.
It's too difficult for me, with such a self-destruct infantry by my side, I might be blown up with just one sentence.
Yang Dilei also let out a long breath, but he was so suffocated that he couldn't speak along the way, which was too uncomfortable.
Not knowing what's going on with the system, and not having a release option left him confused.This does not conform to the urine nature of the system.
"Let's just leave here." The woman cupped her hands at Yang Dilei and the two, and then left with the little maid.
The system suddenly bubbled up at this time, oh!
Damn it, this bitch actually ignores your charm. How can I bear it? You choose:
1. Rushed to kiss her. (Experience +500, a high-level weapon of the Xuan class)
2. Shout out don't go. (Experience +10, a two-pound water-injected pork kidney sold by a roadside vendor)
Good guy, I just said you were silent, and you immediately came out to cause trouble.
You can't be too engrossed in seeing other people's little girls, you come out to jump as soon as the person leaves.
I can tell that your system is an LSP.
Yang Dilei kept complaining in his heart, your pig's kidney is still filled with water, you got it from some wicked thing.
Just as I was thinking about it, I heard a shout from not far away: "Sell your kidneys, a big kidney weighing two catties will make you energetic all night.
A man bought it to show off his glory, and a woman bought it to make him have a stroke. "
Well, the case has been solved.The kidney in your hand is still dripping, as if you can't stop urinating.
Yang Dilei yelled at the two women who had gone away: "Don't go!"
This voice is really deafening. The deaf man playing chess on the side of the road covered his ears and frowned. The lame beggar next to him jumped up to a height of more than two meters in fright. Can't stop saying shit.
The two women looked back curiously, but their footsteps didn't stop, and they both disappeared in the next second.
Because there is a big hole in front of the road, which is full of all kinds of garbage.
Because it is next to the stall, there are all kinds of rotten vegetables, leaves and meat in it.
That mysterious smell can almost hook people's souls away.
In order to cover up the smell, the hawkers covered the pit tightly and covered it with a layer of soil.
If you don't look carefully, you really can't see it, not to mention that the two of them looked back at Yang Dilei.
The peddler next to him looked at the second daughter who disappeared in the pit with a regretful face, and couldn't help but smacked his lips.
What a beautiful girl, it's a pity that I can't have it.
In less than half a second, the big pit exploded, and all the garbage inside was burned to ashes.
The woman's body was burning with dark red flames, she looked extremely strange, and she stared at Yang Dilei angrily.
Stared at by the woman's eyes, Yang Dilei awkwardly raised his waist that was still dripping, and showed a service-oriented smile to the two women:
"Do you want to eat a big kidney? It weighs two catties."
The woman gritted her silver teeth. If she hadn't had more important things to do now, she would have rushed over to blow Yang Dilei's dog's head off, and then burn all the hair on his body.
Then take out his soul and refine it for 49 days, let him taste the taste of ecstasy.
Pulling up the maid with a small mouth, the two women turned and left quickly.
Shen Long had a look of rejoicing, I couldn't let him speak whatever I said.
Fortunately, I kept his mouth shut all the way, otherwise he might be lying in some kind of sheep pen and cowshed.
"Let's also go and see what kind of secret meeting it is."
Shen Long nodded in agreement, they were going to the Orange Sky Holy Land to find the Son of Xuanji, and now they just happened to meet.
When the two came to the Tianji Conference, they saw that Wuyang Wuyang was full of people.This made the two even more curious.
There were three people in the center of the crowd, the middle one was Son Xuanji, and the two elders sat on the left and right.
The two women they met before wanted to go in to find the mystery, but were stopped outside by the guards, and they were in a stalemate for a while.
Just kidding, can someone who fools people all day long prepare some good bodyguards?What if someone comes up and beats me up.
Yang Dilei saw this and walked over. After all, he helped the two of them. Of course, helping her with this small favor was not a big deal.
"Hurry up and let Xiaoji come over, just say that Brother Yang is here."
Yang Dilei walked up to the stalemate and said to the guards.
One of the guards said directly: "What are you, calling our son a little machine? You deserve it too?"
The leader of the guards next to him gave him a big mouth, which made his eyes stare.
"Mr. Yang, this is a newcomer. He has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai. Don't be as knowledgeable as him. Come with me."
After the boss taught his subordinates, he immediately put on a smiling face and said to Yang Dilei. When he saw Shen Long on the side, he quickly cupped his hands:
"Sacred Son of Qingyun is here. If you are far away, please come in and talk about it."
The two women looked dumbfounded, how big are these two people?One of them is Qingyun Shengzi?
Then how did you faint in the pigsty?Could it be that. . . .hiss!So scary!Are people so good at playing nowadays?
(End of this chapter)
When the two woke up again, they found themselves lying on a carriage.The voice of talking came from the ear.
"Miss, we are going to the Heavenly Secret Conference to find Son Xuanji, will he meet us?"
Said a childish-sounding female voice.
"I don't know, but I must ask him to calculate the marriage for me, so I don't believe what those stinky old men say."
As soon as I heard this voice, I knew that the person who spoke must be arrogant.
"The Son of Xuanji is known as the person who can sense the secrets of the Orange Heaven Holy Land the most. Although his current cultivation level is not high, he can predict the closest result."
The female voice continued: "I don't believe that dogs are destined to be lonely and defeated."
Yang Dilei poked his head out curiously, and saw two beautiful women sitting on the front of the car, and was startled when he poked his head out.
"Are you awake? What's the matter with you, why did you faint in the pigsty? We took a lot of effort to clean you up."
pigsty? !Yang Dilei imagined the scene and retched immediately.Shen Long was also woken up, and got out from inside.
After learning that the two of them had been rescued from the pig pen, Shen Long stared at Yang Dilei with hatred, wanting to stomp on this face.
If it weren't for his crow's mouth, the two of them would be sitting in the living room of Orange Sky Holy Land drinking tea and eating snacks.It's good now, I'm going to eat pig manure.
"What kind of Tianji Conference are you going to Chengtian Holy Land? What is the Tianji Conference?"
Yang Dilei asked curiously.
"You country bumpkins who have never seen the world, that is the annual grand event of the Orange Heaven Holy Land. At the Heavenly Mystery Conference, there will be elders and holy sons of the Orange Heaven Holy Land randomly divination the secrets for everyone."
The girl with the childish voice before said that she should be a servant girl by her attire.
"Isn't it just randomly picking a second idiot to fool you? Are you going to find Xiaoji? I will take you to meet him then."
Yang Dilei patted his chest, indicating that he believed that I was right, and wrapped it on me.
The little maid looked at him contemptuously, who do you think you are, and you are called Xuanji Shengzi Xiaoji?
You don't even know what the Tianji Conference is, so how could you know the Son of Mystery.
The other woman just smiled lightly and didn't take it seriously.How can a person who can faint in a pigsty be such a big shot.
Yang Dilei was about to speak when he saw this, but Shen Long covered his mouth.Shen Long whispered in his ear:
"Shut your mouth and hold back your words."
Shen Long was afraid that Yang Dilei would mess with him again, now he could go to the Orange Heaven Holy Land as long as he didn't do anything, as long as he didn't let the crow's mouth talk.
Along the way, Yang Dilei hesitated to speak in Shen Long's warning eyes, stopped to speak but then wanted, hesitated to speak and then stopped, and then forgot.
Originally, the location of the four of them was not far from the Orange Sky Holy Land, and they finally arrived at their destination before dark, which made Shen Long heave a sigh of relief.
It's too difficult for me, with such a self-destruct infantry by my side, I might be blown up with just one sentence.
Yang Dilei also let out a long breath, but he was so suffocated that he couldn't speak along the way, which was too uncomfortable.
Not knowing what's going on with the system, and not having a release option left him confused.This does not conform to the urine nature of the system.
"Let's just leave here." The woman cupped her hands at Yang Dilei and the two, and then left with the little maid.
The system suddenly bubbled up at this time, oh!
Damn it, this bitch actually ignores your charm. How can I bear it? You choose:
1. Rushed to kiss her. (Experience +500, a high-level weapon of the Xuan class)
2. Shout out don't go. (Experience +10, a two-pound water-injected pork kidney sold by a roadside vendor)
Good guy, I just said you were silent, and you immediately came out to cause trouble.
You can't be too engrossed in seeing other people's little girls, you come out to jump as soon as the person leaves.
I can tell that your system is an LSP.
Yang Dilei kept complaining in his heart, your pig's kidney is still filled with water, you got it from some wicked thing.
Just as I was thinking about it, I heard a shout from not far away: "Sell your kidneys, a big kidney weighing two catties will make you energetic all night.
A man bought it to show off his glory, and a woman bought it to make him have a stroke. "
Well, the case has been solved.The kidney in your hand is still dripping, as if you can't stop urinating.
Yang Dilei yelled at the two women who had gone away: "Don't go!"
This voice is really deafening. The deaf man playing chess on the side of the road covered his ears and frowned. The lame beggar next to him jumped up to a height of more than two meters in fright. Can't stop saying shit.
The two women looked back curiously, but their footsteps didn't stop, and they both disappeared in the next second.
Because there is a big hole in front of the road, which is full of all kinds of garbage.
Because it is next to the stall, there are all kinds of rotten vegetables, leaves and meat in it.
That mysterious smell can almost hook people's souls away.
In order to cover up the smell, the hawkers covered the pit tightly and covered it with a layer of soil.
If you don't look carefully, you really can't see it, not to mention that the two of them looked back at Yang Dilei.
The peddler next to him looked at the second daughter who disappeared in the pit with a regretful face, and couldn't help but smacked his lips.
What a beautiful girl, it's a pity that I can't have it.
In less than half a second, the big pit exploded, and all the garbage inside was burned to ashes.
The woman's body was burning with dark red flames, she looked extremely strange, and she stared at Yang Dilei angrily.
Stared at by the woman's eyes, Yang Dilei awkwardly raised his waist that was still dripping, and showed a service-oriented smile to the two women:
"Do you want to eat a big kidney? It weighs two catties."
The woman gritted her silver teeth. If she hadn't had more important things to do now, she would have rushed over to blow Yang Dilei's dog's head off, and then burn all the hair on his body.
Then take out his soul and refine it for 49 days, let him taste the taste of ecstasy.
Pulling up the maid with a small mouth, the two women turned and left quickly.
Shen Long had a look of rejoicing, I couldn't let him speak whatever I said.
Fortunately, I kept his mouth shut all the way, otherwise he might be lying in some kind of sheep pen and cowshed.
"Let's also go and see what kind of secret meeting it is."
Shen Long nodded in agreement, they were going to the Orange Sky Holy Land to find the Son of Xuanji, and now they just happened to meet.
When the two came to the Tianji Conference, they saw that Wuyang Wuyang was full of people.This made the two even more curious.
There were three people in the center of the crowd, the middle one was Son Xuanji, and the two elders sat on the left and right.
The two women they met before wanted to go in to find the mystery, but were stopped outside by the guards, and they were in a stalemate for a while.
Just kidding, can someone who fools people all day long prepare some good bodyguards?What if someone comes up and beats me up.
Yang Dilei saw this and walked over. After all, he helped the two of them. Of course, helping her with this small favor was not a big deal.
"Hurry up and let Xiaoji come over, just say that Brother Yang is here."
Yang Dilei walked up to the stalemate and said to the guards.
One of the guards said directly: "What are you, calling our son a little machine? You deserve it too?"
The leader of the guards next to him gave him a big mouth, which made his eyes stare.
"Mr. Yang, this is a newcomer. He has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai. Don't be as knowledgeable as him. Come with me."
After the boss taught his subordinates, he immediately put on a smiling face and said to Yang Dilei. When he saw Shen Long on the side, he quickly cupped his hands:
"Sacred Son of Qingyun is here. If you are far away, please come in and talk about it."
The two women looked dumbfounded, how big are these two people?One of them is Qingyun Shengzi?
Then how did you faint in the pigsty?Could it be that. . . .hiss!So scary!Are people so good at playing nowadays?
(End of this chapter)
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