I'm really not a crow's mouth

Chapter 4
Yang Dilei and the two of them walked inside with the two women, noticing the shocked eyes of the two women, the corners of Yang Dilei's mouth crazily raised up, forming a shape.

"I'll just say that I know Xiaoji, but you don't believe me. Believe me now."

Yang Dilei spread his hands to the two women, indicating that he was not lying.

The little maid felt dizzy for a while. Are these two country bumpkins picked up from the pigsty really big shots?

The woman's eyes were full of brilliance. She had heard that the original Qingyun Shengzi was demoted to the second senior brother because of the crow's mouth. Judging from the current situation, this person surnamed Yang was the original Qingyun Shengzi Yang Dilei.

But is there really someone with such a godly crow's mouth?I do not believe.

The four of them quickly came to the innermost part, and the leader of the guards took the lead and said to Son Xuanji, "Son, Young Master Yang and Holy Son Qingyun are here."

"It doesn't work for anyone to come, let him go out and wait, and let him come in after his number is shaken."

Xuanji has a device similar to the double-color ball lottery in his hand. A bunch of numbered balls fly around in it, and only those who fly out of the holes on the top will be called in for fortune-telling.

"Little machine, you put on a big shelf."

As soon as Yang Dilei's voice sounded, Xuanji Shengzi jumped up from his seat, and the table was knocked over.

"Brother Yang, hey, what wind brought you here, please sit down, please sit down."

Xuanji smiled on the surface, but mmp in his heart.Why did this great god come to me? The last time I came, I couldn't get out of bed for several days. I don't know what will happen this time.

Seeing that Shen Long was also there, the two looked at each other, they both understood each other's meaning, they were careless in making friends.

"I have something to do with you this time. By the way, you can tell this girl a fortune."

Yang Dilei pointed to the woman and said.

"It's easy to talk, don't talk for now, I'll tell this girl a fortune. Just stay quiet, the fortune cannot be disturbed, otherwise it won't work."

Xuanji took out a small mirror, which is Tianji mirror.As long as you look in the mirror and think about what you want to know, the result will appear in the mirror.

This is an earth-level magic weapon that only the Holy Son of the Holy Land is qualified to use.The reason why he told Yang Dilei not to speak was because he was afraid of being ruined by his crow mouth.

You have seen a mirror of fooling people. As a person full of justice, you choose:

1. Striptease in front of a mirror. (Experience +800, one piece of earth-level martial arts Tianyin palm)
2. No, no, no, no one really thinks this mirror is useful. (Experience +100, a gradeless weapon Thousand Magic)
Striptease here?Yang Dilei shuddered as he looked at the surrounding Wuyang Wuyang crowd.This is directly social death.

So he spoke: "No, no, no, no one really thinks this mirror is useful."

When he heard Yang Dilei's voice, Xuanji quickly went over to cover his mouth, but unfortunately he still didn't stop him.

It would have been better if I just blocked it with my mouth, Xuanji thought regretfully, and then looked at the mirror in his hand with a look of lovelessness.

Sure enough, the mirror cracked without any suspense under his gaze.

Yang Dilei's crow's mouth has never failed.Looking for Crow's Mouth, please look for Yang Dilei.

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Because you still can't beat him, you can only swallow this breath.

Xuanji felt that he was also torn apart, this is an earth-level magic weapon, the magic weapon of fifteen generations of holy sons has been handed down in the entire holy land, and it was destroyed in his hands just like that.

Xuanji felt that his heart ached, his liver ached, and his whole body ached.Then he glared at Yang Dilei angrily, and now he couldn't care less and shouted directly:
"Shut your mouth! I say a number, and you immediately stop and stay. One year... 366 days without speaking!"

Yang Dilei walked to the side aggrieved, blame me?It's a mirror that sees me so handsome and can't bear it. Is it to blame for my own cracking?

The two women looked at each other in bewilderment, not knowing why things turned out like this.

"Hehe, the props are broken, why don't you... come back in a few days?"

Xuanji looked at the woman in embarrassment. It didn't mean that he couldn't do divination without the Tianji Mirror, but he was mainly afraid that Yang Dilei would mess with him later.

That's all he has in his family, if it's all left to him, he won't be able to make it through in the future.

The woman is speechless, what is this called? Why did you arrange me so clearly without saying a word.

"Shut up! I've seen your hexagram skills, and I know you're very good at counting. Don't ink it, count quickly, or I'll stay in your Orange Heaven Holy Land."

Hearing Yang Dilei's words, Shengzi Xuanji broke out in cold sweat on his back.

"Do the math! Can I do the math? Girl, please tell me what you want to do."

Xuanji cupped his hands at the woman and asked.

"I want to count it as a marriage." The woman took out her birth date and handed it to Xuanji, then looked at him expectantly.

Xuanji waved his hands quickly, pinched dozens of formulas in an instant, and then took out a copper coin, but did not immediately calculate.

First, he gave Yang Dilei a warning look, until Yang Dilei was so guilty that he didn't dare to look at each other, then he threw the copper coin.

The copper coins flew in the air, emitting a little bit of starlight, and there were countless thin threads entangled, and finally landed on Xuanji's palm with a thin thread.

Xuanji felt it for a while, and his eyes widened in surprise.He didn't know how Yang Dilei managed to get this witch. Sure enough, your brother Yang is still your brother Yang.

Liu Qingqing is a contemporary witch of the True Devil Cult who is as famous as the Seven Great Holy Lands, and is known for being cruel and merciless.

I heard that a child burst into tears just because she licked her hand, which shows how hot her hands are.

The Orange Sky Holy Land is neutral, and has no idea about the True Demon Cult, but Qingyun Holy Land is different.It is not so difficult for these two people to be recognized together.

No wonder Liu Qingqing's marriage was extremely difficult, and if she was not careful, she would end up alone.

"Your marriage is very bumpy, but as long as you are steadfast and work hand in hand with the people around you, you will surely achieve a positive result."

Xuanji said with an inscrutable expression, leaving Yang Dilei speechless for a while.

This tone is exactly the same as that of the blind fortune-teller under the overpass. You can tell it's a bluff at a glance. Why do so many people believe it.

I still remember the last time I came to Orange Sky Holy Land, the options released by the system were:
1. Take off Xuanji's clothes and use it as a parachute to fly down from the top of the mountain. (Experience +1000, one of the low-level exercises of the heavenly level)
2. Say to Xuanji: Don't stand so far in front, it's very dangerous. (Experience +10, a broken tortoise shell that was thrown away)

You think I am sponsored by Red Bull, and I use my clothes as a parachute to jump off the top of the mountain.I can't spend my life if you pay for it.

So Yang Dilei chose 2, and said to Xuanji: "Don't stand so close, it's very dangerous."

Xuanji said with a smile: "When did Brother Yang become so timid? How could we, who are practitioners, be so tolerant..."

Before he finished speaking, Xuanji disappeared with a whoosh, only a shoe was thrown up from the cliff.

Fortunately, there was a rock protruding out not very far from the cliff, which just caught the mystery, otherwise the mystery would have turned into a fatal opportunity.

Xuanji's entire body was suspended in the air, with only his lower abdomen stuck on the edge of the rock, like a police baton stuck on the edge of a wall with its handle.

He was panting heavily, his eyes full of panic, ignoring the pain below, he quickly climbed onto the rock with both hands and feet.

This time he was almost scared out of his mind. He was lying on the rock in a daze, his eyes vacant and motionless.

Although no other parts were injured, Xuanji still lay on the bed for several days and couldn't get out of bed.

From then on, Xuanji never dared to go to any dangerous places with Yang Dilei.It's only two inches away, I almost lost my life.

Fortunately, I have superior strengths, so I saved my life.

(End of this chapter)