lose one trillion

Chapter 23

After returning to the mountain from the village chief's house, Jiang Chen suddenly thought that the second uncle was a well digger.

Now that the land is contracted, the villagers who pull weeds have to be hired by the village chief, so Jiang Chen's only job is to dig wells.

"Call the second uncle, since the death of the cousin, the life of the second uncle's family has not been good.

Just because he didn't dig wells well, fewer and fewer people asked him to dig wells.

Just in time, what I need is to lose money, I don't need any good wells, and it's time for my second uncle to earn some money. "

Thinking of this, Jiang Chen took out his cell phone and dialed the number of his second uncle Liu Danong.

"Hey, Second Uncle, I'm Xiaochen, and you're going to dig wells with me right now, and I'm going to dig 10 wells.

What?Did you dig a well well?Don't want to cheat on your nephew?

What do you say?Second uncle, believe in yourself, the well you drilled is the best!

Come over here quickly, it doesn't matter, even if your well can't produce water, I will still pay you! "

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, a sigh came from the other end of the phone, Jiang Chen smiled, hehe, second uncle is indeed a person who is easily moved.

In less than 10 minutes, Liu Danong rushed to Jiang Chen's wasteland in a hurry.

"Xiaochen..."

Looking at Liu Danong coming empty-handed, Jiang Chen was really angry, I asked you to dig a well, what are you doing empty-handed?
"Second Uncle, where is your equipment? I want to drill 10 wells, so you can drill them for me empty-handed!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, Liu Danong's hands began to tremble, oh no, his hands haven't stopped since his cousin died in the mine.

"Xiaochen, listen to my uncle's advice, don't dig a well here, this is a wasteland, how can there be any water here?"

After Liu Danong finished speaking, Jiang Chen smiled.

"Even if it's not a wasteland, when did you hit the water?

Second Uncle, I understand your craft, so let me tell you the truth today.

I don't ask you to bring me water here, you just need to bring me the well.

What I want is a well, not water, and I won't lose you a dime later. "

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, Liu Danong became even more nervous. He always turned around to look at the village inadvertently.

The village was very quiet, Liu Danong didn't know why his brother-in-law would send himself to stabilize Jiang Chen.

As an honest farmer, how could he keep a college student from Shangjing in check?

"What the hell, Xiaochen, how can I farm the land if I can't get water out!"

"Who told you that I'm going to farm? Second uncle, don't ask so many questions, hurry home and get the equipment.

I will give you 2000 yuan for a well, and you only need to let me run the pipe down to 2 yuan, and it will be yours.

Why is it so difficult to talk to you today? Forget it, just call your aunt and ask her to bring the tricycle.

You just weed me here, and I will pay you 300 yuan a day. "

Jiang Chen really wanted to help the second uncle. Jiang Chen had three uncles in total. The eldest uncle and the third uncle were relatively rich, and they seldom interacted with his family.

There is only this second uncle, and the two of them are equally poor, so they usually walk around the most frequently.

"Xiaochen, look at my hands are not smooth, there is so much grass, when will I be able to finish removing it!
You'd better find someone else. Wouldn't it be a delay to find me? "

300 yuan a day is the price of a big bricklayer who builds a house. It is not bad if a casual worker can pay 100 a day.

But although there is a lot of money, Liu Danong's mission today is not this!

"What's the delay? You have to be agile, and I won't invite you!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, Liu Danong started to sweat.

Sure enough, what Jiang Handian said was right, Xiaochen had a mental illness, and the illness was very serious!
Look, he doesn't dig wells for water, and he hires people to weed, not for planting. How can there be such a person in the world?
No fool would do this, let alone Jiang Chen is still a college student.

"Okay, that's what, then I'll weed you..."

After Liu Danong finished speaking, he took another look at the village. Jiang Chen wanted to fix his head. What is there to see in the village?

I don't have your lover, earn your money well, go back and buy some pork ribs, isn't he delicious?

Liu Danong was weeding tremblingly. After 10 minutes, he still hadn't picked up a basket. At this speed...

"I like it! 300 a day, I finally hired the right person! Second Uncle, you are sent from heaven to help me!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, a group of people suddenly rushed from the village, and the leader was Jiang Youcai.

Jiang Youcai was still following his father and mother. At this moment, Jiang Handan and Wang Cuihua had tears in their eyes.

Looking at the crowd coming down the mountain, and then looking at Liu Danong who was behaving strangely, Jiang Chen's heart skipped a beat.

In the early years, he heard that his second uncle went crazy for a while after his cousin died.

Now the second uncle came here without receiving his call, and he was always absent-minded just now, and kept looking into the village. Could it be that the second uncle is insane again?
"Ah, here we come, here we come!"

The people in the village got closer and closer, and when Jiang Handian appeared with a rope, the second uncle Liu Danong became excited instantly.

He was jumping around like a monkey, even if he jumped, this guy still stretched out his hand and wanted to throw himself down at any time.

Could it be that the second uncle wants to take himself as a hostage?

Horrible, really terrible! !
"Quick! Hold him down, don't let this psycho get away!"

When he was approaching the wasteland, Jiang Youcai yelled, and Jiang Handian gave him a hard look.

This Jiang has money, a thing that is not enough to succeed but more to fail.

When Jiang Bantian went down the mountain to call for people, he told everyone not to say anything when he went up the mountain, otherwise Xiaochen would run away!
But when Jiang Youcai heard that Jiang Handa's son who was studying in college had gone crazy, he was happier than his mother's death.

The person who usually pulls all the shit out of his own field even offered to donate his flatbed truck.

If you give something, you will give it. Why are you buzzing about it when you come up?
When Jiang Youcai yelled, Jiang Chen subconsciously rushed towards Liu Danong, and Liu Danong also subconsciously rushed towards Jiang Chen.

"I got him!"

The two shouted almost in unison.

Just as the two were wrestling together, Jiang Handian led his uncles from the village up and held Jiang Chen down.

Jiang Youcai also quickly tied up Jiang Chen with a rope.

Jiang Chen was dumbfounded, what the hell is going on?

When did I become insane?Shouldn't the person you should arrest be the second uncle?
"Let go of me! Dad, what's going on?"

"Hey, you're quite strong, you kid likes to compare.

When I was young, I used to compare with my fat baby. I was afraid that you would be mentally ill. I specially taught the fat baby not to put pressure on you!

I didn't expect that you couldn't stand Fat Baby as a security captain. "

After the skinny monkey Jiang Youcai finished speaking, Jiang Chen was almost speechless.

Isn't the sense of presence found in this way?
I don’t take him seriously as a mere security guard, okay?
Also, are you teaching the fat baby not to put pressure on me?

From childhood to adulthood, who doesn't know that I am the first in the exam every year, and the fat baby is the last one every year!
"Jiang Youcai, this is not the reason why the fat boy didn't get into high school!"

"Second brother, mental illness has been diagnosed.

You don't know, just now he asked me to dig a well without water, and gave me 300 yuan a day to weed.

My hands are like this, and I was asked to weed. This is really a serious illness! ! "

After Liu Danong finished speaking, Jiang Chen was stunned, "I'm sorry, second uncle, you are not authentic!"
I kindly asked you to make money, but you actually said I was crazy?I think you are really crazy, okay? ?
"I'm not sick! Second Uncle, don't talk nonsense. I'll give you 300 yuan a day for the sake of relatives. If you don't do it, you will be dragged down!"

I didn't force you to make money! "

After Jiang Chen shouted, Liu Danong nodded more confidently: "Brother, you see what I said is right!

You said that I, a disabled person, can still earn 300 yuan a day? ? "

"Don't even talk about it, send it to the county psychiatric hospital!

By the way, Brother Handa, do you have any travel expenses?
If there is no travel expenses, I will lend you money. We don’t care about money to see a doctor for our baby! "

I wipe, what the hell is going on!
This Jiang Youcai, Jiang Chen eunuched his heart, he usually picks like a dog, now you are so generous.

Good things will never be found in your life, but when will bad things leave you? ? ?
"I'm not sick! Dad, I'm not sick, put me down quickly!"

Jiang Chen screamed and struggled, but all his uncles sighed with regret at him.

"Let's go quickly, which neuropathy said he was sick?"

After Wang Dalong finished speaking, Jiang Handian's eyes turned red, the more Jiang Chen struggled, the sadder he became.

"Xiao Chen, don't be afraid of Ang. Dad will take you to treat the disease. Now that medical treatment is developed, this disease can be cured!"

"I'm not sick, Dad, I'm really not sick! Put me down quickly, don't delay my farming!"

As long as these tomatoes are planted, less than 30 yuan will be available in two months.

Tmd, on my way to the world's richest man, it's fine if you can't help, don't hold back, dads! !

Jiang Chen was speechless. Why is it that the more normal he is, the more others think he is abnormal?
"Don't farm, don't farm, Xiaochen, we don't farm, we don't want to be rural people!

Let's go, Dad will take you to the city, we won't come to the village just to beg for food! "

Jiang Handian thought of Jiang Chen's heart disease, it must be because Xiao Lian broke up with him, so as a rural person, he was hit too hard.

"Dad! Who are you from the city? What's wrong with being from the countryside? You don't rob and don't steal. Who do you lose?"

Not only does Jiang Chen not feel ashamed of being a rural person, but he is also very proud of being able to make money with his own hands.

"Shut up his mouth quickly, you can't believe a word that the insanity says!"

Just as Jiang Chen was struggling, Jiang Youcai took a piece of cloth and gagged Jiang Chen's mouth.

"Hurry up, this disease cannot be delayed, hurry up and go to the mental hospital!!!"

After talking, several people pushed the flatbed cart and ran towards the town quickly.

Jiang Chen was lying on the flatbed like this, and the flatbed was bumping non-stop. Several times, Jiang Chen's head flew high and hit the flatbed hard.

Jiang Chen let go of his hand helplessly, he opened his eyes and looked up to the sky, the sky was really blue, and there were white clouds floating non-stop.

This fucking is my hometown!

It's just that the clouds in the sky are no longer as cute as when I was a child.

"Oh, the world of adults is really scary!"

(End of this chapter)