lose one trillion

Chapter 24 I'll Give You a Brick
There is Uncle Cai in the town who has already hired a van. If there is no bastard Jiang Youcai, Jiang Chen will be able to figure out a way to prove that he is not sick after two days of confinement at home.

But………

It really is more than success and failure!

In the van, Jiang Chen wanted to prove that he was not sick, but no one paid any attention to him.

Even Wang Dalong, who is a good thing, has been giving everyone the terrible knowledge of popular science neuropathy, which makes everyone even more afraid of themselves.

So on the bumpy national highway, Jiang Chen could only listen to Wang Dalong's nonsense.

And that damn Jiang Youcai, Jiang Youcai kept sending wechat messages to young and old on wechat.

"Fat boy, do you know? Xiaochen, who is studying in college, has a mental illness.

I told you a long time ago, don't put pressure on him, did you secretly tell him the news of being the captain of the security guard? ? ! "

"Hey, Lao Wang, do you know? Xiao Chen, who is studying in college in our village, is mentally ill.

But seriously, I fantasized that I was the richest man in the world! ! "

"Hello, Accountant Li from Taoyuan Village?
Do you know that a college student in our village is mentally ill, and I am sending him to a mental hospital now! "

If it was possible, Jiang Chen really wanted to beat this bastard to death. He was afraid that the common people from all over the world would not know the news of his mental illness!
"Uncle Cai, I am convinced that you can be so cheap as a human being!"

Tunxi Town is not far from the county seat, and it only takes more than 20 minutes to drive. Jiang Chen's head was about to be smashed along the way.

"No, you have to think of a good way to prove that you are not crazy.

Otherwise, in a place like a mental hospital, if you are not mentally ill, you will have to be mentally ill. "

But how difficult is it to prove that you are not crazy?

"How about memorizing a multiplication formula?

No, it's too childish!

The periodic table of elements?

Forget it, the doctor himself doesn't know it, so stop insulting his IQ. "

Unknowingly, the car arrived at the mental hospital. The county seat of Xiao County was very poor. After all, it was a national-level poverty-stricken county.

The county psychiatric hospital was even more dilapidated. If it wasn't for the sign, Jiang Chen would have thought it was an abandoned parking lot.

After the car was parked, Liu Danong and Village Chief Wen Fu carried Jiang Chen to the hospital together.

At this moment, Jiang Chen was bundled up like a rice dumpling, which attracted the attention of a group of people.

What's more, some people took videos and started Douyin.

"College students in Taoyuan Village can't afford housing in the city and collapsed!"

Seeing someone videotape, Jiang Youcai did not forget to introduce it to everyone, Jiang Chen simply...

"Let me carry it. If you carry it like this, the baby will feel uncomfortable!"

Jiang Bantian was afraid that Jiang Chen would suffer, so he hurried up to carry Jiang Chen on his back. Jiang Handian was not tall, and his face was dark and wrinkled.

In just a few hours, Jiang Chen found that his hair was much grayer.

"You memorize it, don't touch his brain, otherwise, his brain will be scattered..."

Several people put Jiang Chen on Jiang Handian's back, and Jiang Handian carried Jiang Chen like he did when he was a child, and finally Jiang Chen gave up struggling.

Because he knew that every time he struggled, he would increase his father's burden.

In the outpatient room, after several people carried Jiang Chen in, the old doctor in his 60s raised his head and looked.

"What's the matter?"

"He's a mentally ill prisoner, and he still beats people. You can see that his second uncle's face is scratched!"

Jiang Chen's father hasn't spoken yet, Jiang Youcai is frighteningly enthusiastic.

"Pull off the cloth, your face will make you discolored, give me a diazepam first."

After the doctor finished speaking, he held up his reading glasses and began to write on the paper.

This doctor is a little bald, with a shiny head and a white coat, he really looks like a scientist.

A little nurse came outside the door, saying that the little nurse was really young, she looked only sixteen or seventeen years old, and she was still a doll.

"Hold it up, get the injection!"

After saying this, the little girl took the potion and stabbed it into Jiang Chen's body. Jiang Chen was not sick!How could he be annoying?

So he kept struggling, and this struggle directly bent the needle.

"Don't move! You will feel comfortable after the injection!"

The little nurse was not angry, she comforted Jiang Chen like a little adult.

But what is the use of your consolation?I'm not sick!
"Doctor, the needle is bent!"

After Jiang Handa finished speaking, the doctor stroked his reading glasses, and he was very calm.

The whole time he sat in his wooden chair and never moved his ass.

"Must, the level of the new nurse needs to be improved, give me another shot!"

"Don't, don't, don't! I won't move, I won't move! Don't hit An Ding, I will cooperate with you honestly!"

After pulling out the thing in his mouth, Jiang Chen yelled instantly.

Jiang Chen moved his mouth, and he felt that his mouth was almost out of control.

"Second uncle, what are you looking at? Help me over quickly!"

Jiang Chen thought about it, everything you do in a mental hospital is futile.

So if you can suffer less, suffer less, and then take the opportunity to escape over the wall is the kingly way.

"That's right, early treatment will lead to early recovery! It's still a college student who has a high awareness!

Do you know this girl?
He is Jiang Chen, a college student in Taoyuan Village, and he is a classmate with my fat baby! "

While posting the video, Jiang Youcai chatted with the girl who was an intern.

This guy, Jiang Chen wondered how could there be such a cheap person in the world.

When she heard that it was Jiang Chen from Taoyuan Village, the girl didn't smile, her expression was serious, and she even breathed heavily.

It would be nonsense to say that she fell in love with Jiang Chen's handsomeness, because Jiang Chen is now crazy.

But the little girl recognized Jiang Chen, he knew that he was the first person from Tunxi Town to be admitted to Beijing University, and he had always been the pride of all the students.

After several people pushed Jiang Chen to sit opposite the doctor, the doctor habitually lowered his head and took a blue ballpoint pen to draw on the paper.

That's right, it's painting. He probably doesn't recognize the word after drinking tea.

As he wrote, he asked the most classic question of the mental hospital.

"You are sick?"

"Yes, I'm sick."

"What?"

"puff……"

The doctor's rapid pen stopped, and he froze.

He has been a psychiatrist for so many years, and this is the first time he has met someone who admits that he is sick!

Of course, when everyone looked anxiously at the doctor, the little nurse who had just walked to the door burst out laughing.

This is also the first time she has heard such funny dialogue since graduating from defense school.

"I'm sick, I'm asking for chemotherapy, oh no, I'm asking for treatment."

"What's wrong with you?"

"Psychopathy, something is wrong with my head.

Doctor, look, this watch is only sold for 5 yuan on Taobao, and I actually spent 20 yuan in the town.

Do you think I'm sick? "

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, Jiang Youcai quickly grabbed the watch and looked at it.

"You are really sick. You are still a college student. A watch like this costs at most 10 yuan. What are you doing?"

After Jiang Youcai finished speaking, Jiang Chen also sneered, didn't he?

Why would he be here if he wasn't sick?

"Crazy! Get out!"

As soon as the doctor slapped the table, he cursed angrily. He has been a doctor for so many years, and he has never been insulted like this.

Where are these people coming to see a doctor, they are purely here to make trouble! !

"Doctor, you said he was crazy, how can you let him go?

Show it again, don't miss his treatment period! ! "

After Jiang Youcai finished speaking anxiously, Jiang Chen couldn't help it anymore!
"Jiang Youcai! Do you think I beat you up last time? How much do you want me to go crazy!"

After Jiang Chen shouted, Jiang Youcai froze.

A few vibrato shooters rushed over at the door, and they were all Internet celebrities who followed the shoot just now.

These days, college students have become insane. What a gimmick!
If this is posted on the Internet, it will definitely explode!

When the old doctor saw the video being taken at the door, he became even more angry, and a ballpoint pen was smashed by him.

"Go away! Who told you to shoot the video?
How many times have I told you that a mental hospital is for treating patients, not a place for you young people to make videos!

What are you saying about a group of young people who are not good at what you do? They make videos of mentally retarded people every day.

I want to be an Internet celebrity every day, the future of Xia Kingdom depends on you, and the country's subjugation is just around the corner! "

After the old doctor shouted, his hair stood up in anger, and the few gray hairs that were not much at all would probably fall out in the evening.

After the old doctor finished speaking impassionedly, Jiang Chen sighed.

It's really not easy to be a doctor. If he builds a hospital in the future, he will definitely give them a salary increase!
All raise wages! !

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's go, let's go now, we will never come to the hospital to shoot videos of the mentally handicapped again!"

After a few internet celebrities finished speaking, they ran away with their cameras, and the room quickly became quiet.

Jiang Chen's hands and feet were still tied, and he struggled a few times to keep them from falling off.

"Second Uncle, what are you still doing in a daze, untie the rope for me!"

"Here, doctor, show him again, he is really insane!

I saw with my own eyes that he said that he wanted to be the richest man in the world..."

"Hey, that little girl, oh bah, nurse, borrow the knife!"

I want to kill Jiang Youcai right now!
This bastard, it seems that if he doesn't lock himself up in the mental hospital today, he won't give up until he dies.

The little nurse didn't give Jiang Chen the knife, she just reached out and untied Jiang Chen's rope.

After untying the rope, the little nurse whispered: "I know you, you are the first one in our town to go to such a good university, you are my idol..."

The little girl blushed with embarrassment after saying this. Jiang Chen was confused for a while. What happened to his love luck?

This is a hospital!

"The one with the phone, stop taking pictures, I think you are crazy!

Now get out of here quickly, you all get out of here, whoever doesn't get out, I'll arrest him right away! "

When the doctor saw Jiang Chen wanting to fight, he shouted to a group of people.

"It's fine if you're not sick, it's fine if you're not sick, Xiaochen, you scared me to death!"

After Jiang Handa finished speaking, he hugged Jiang Chen and burst into tears.

Jiang Chen is his only hope in this life, on the way here, he thought his sky was falling, now...

A few security guards came to the door, and the security guards surrounded Jiang Chen aggressively with sticks.

"Dad, it's okay, let's go, let's go home!!!"

Jiang Chen didn't want to cause trouble in the hospital, otherwise he wouldn't be arrested as a psychopath.

A group of people followed Jiang Chen towards the entrance of the mental hospital.

There is a potholed road in front of the door, the roadside is covered with green grass, and unknown wild flowers bloom secretly in the quiet afternoon.

A few sparrows were chirping on the branches in the distance. Everything looked full of hope. This feeling of freedom was so good!
"Why do you say that you are not crazy if you are not crazy? You are obviously crazy in the village, so why are you okay?"

At the entrance of the hospital, Jiang Chen heard Jiang Youcai's puzzled voice from a long distance away.

Jiang Chen saw the bricks on the ground, and bang, Jiang Youcai fell down.

(End of this chapter)