Chapter 48 I Can Brag

When asked by the evil ghost donkey, the monk Ji Zang had nothing to say, but he still didn't believe that Jin Yang was not lying.

Jinyang knew that the monk Ji Zang was a cautious person, so he thought of a way to lure the tiger away from the mountain. He slapped his face hard with both hands and pretended to be very hot. He said very artificially: "Master, why is it not as hot as usual today? Why don't we go Waiting outside the hall?"

Monk Ji Zang saw that such an abnormally contrived Jinyang must be hiding something tricky, so he searched in the Yinsi Hall, but after searching around to no avail, he turned his attention to the ghost head's judgment table.

"Let's talk about the marriage with your apprentice Di Ting?"

Jin Yang hurriedly stood in front of the monk Ji Zang, deliberately diverting the monk Ji Zang's attention.

"Humph!"

Monk Dizang pushed Jin Yang away, lifted the curtain under the Guitou judgment table, and revealed three heads, one of which was very familiar, and the other two had never been seen before.

"Master, hello..."

Mo Jinyan and Wei Young greeted the monk Dizang.

"Good guy, last time I found one living soul under here, this time it's good, two."

Monk Jizang stared at Jin Yang who was embarrassed and smirking, and then looked at Dugu Miaoer, the big ghost envoy, and said, "I said, what are you doing with this silly girl like Jin Yang? Come out!"

Mo Jinyan, Wei Yang, and the great ghost Dugu Miaoer climbed out obediently and stood in front of monks Ji Zang and Jin Yang.

"Are you the Ksitigarbha King of the Underworld?"

Wei Young untied the rope on his body, and asked the monk Ji Zang neither humble nor overbearing. The monk Ji Zang hadn't spoken yet, but Jin Yang shivered: "Why did you come out? Go back and hide!"

Monk Dizang said nothing, stared at Mo Jinyan and Wei Yang, looked up and down, and said to Mo Jin: "Your Excellency is also a disciple of Buddhism. Although the cultivation of Buddhism is low, you and I belong to the same sect. Disciples of Buddhism, the Buddha who cultivated Heart, be polite."

Mo Jinyan secretly laughed in his heart that this practice plug-in system is fortunate to be accompanied by a Buddha. The monk Ji Zang in front of him regarded himself as his own, and he couldn't help but feel a lot more relaxed. He imitated the monk Ji Zang's palms together and saluted: "Amit... Buddha, the poor monk...hahahaha...cough cough...the poor monk is polite."

Monk Dizang looked at Wei Young again and said solemnly: "Who are you, living soul?"

Wei Young replied politely: "Xia Wei Young, I was rescued by you when I was young, I wonder if Master still remembers me?"

Monk Dizang smiled faintly: "The Dharma is boundless, the heavens and the world, those with the Buddha's heart can know the past, present, and future, and naturally remember you, but this is the Great Hall of the Underworld, why do you..."

Wei Young looked at Jin Yang shyly and said, "I'm here for Jin Yang."

"Oh."

Although the monk Ji Zang is a Buddhist, he also knows the love between men and women in the world, so he quickly changed his words: "If you two are... that..., just pretend that I haven't seen anything, and pretend that I haven't been here."

The monk Ji Zang left leisurely, but Jin Yang felt strange, stopped the monk Ji Zang and asked, "Great monk, why did you suddenly come and leave suddenly? Are you holding some bad water?"

The big ghost made Dugu Miao'er mutter in a low voice: "You fool, it's rare for the great monk to turn a blind eye. If you're just looking for trouble and ruining my good business, let's see how I deal with you!"

"No, no, since I came to the underworld, I heard from the underworld that every female judge of the underworld must have a calamity, either for life or death, or for peach blossoms. Those who escape this calamity will enter the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss. I see Seeing the two of them, I feel that this Wei Young may be your destiny, and it is also the destiny, since it is the destiny, we should obey."

The monk Dizang looked at Jin Yang with a sad face, with boundless love, just like looking at his own daughter.

"Hey, great monk, you are usually upright and ruthless in enforcing the law, but today you are so kind. Could it be that you are holding back some bad water and are going to pour it on me? You won't ask Hades to sue me as soon as you go back."

Jin Yang asked domineeringly with his hands on his hips.

Monk Jizo stroked Jinyang's forehead with his right hand and sighed: "You, you, you are making me mad!"

After all, he left Mo Jinyan and others and left in a cool way, and said to Mo Jinyan, Jin Yang, and Wei Yang when he left the gate of the Yin Division: "In the future, when you return to the Yin Division, let the two of them be careful. Bai Yujing told the gods that he didn't know when he would return to the underworld, and suddenly he couldn't worry about you, so he came to see you."

Jin Yang hurriedly shouted at the back of the monk Dizang: "Why are you talking about it today?"

"I'm here to rescue him, and I'm here to rescue you. If you don't understand now, you will understand later."

The monk Ji Zang stood at the gate of the Great Hall of the Underworld, turned his head and gave Wei Young an unpredictable look, and then disappeared.

"What crazy words is this great monk talking about? Didn't you come to the underworld to save evil spirits from rebirth? It's really inexplicable why you came to save me again."

Jin Yang rubbed his head and muttered to himself in puzzlement.

"This monk's words are deliberately mysterious."

Mo Jinyan looked at Wei Young and complained, and Wei Young also looked at Mo Jinyan to reply, but suddenly, he only saw Wei Young open his mouth to speak, but there was no sound, as if he was deaf.

"Mo Jinyan, I am here to save you and Weiyang. The underworld is dangerous, but it is safer than the world of the sun. This time, Du Weiyang and Jinyang are not only me, but also you. Protect yourself. If you encounter danger, Looking up to the sky and reciting the Buddha's name, I will arrive in the blink of an eye, and I will remember it."

Mo Jinyan, who thought he was deaf, heard the Buddhist voice of the monk Jizang. The Buddha's voice disappeared, and he heard Wei Young's words. Knowing what the monk Ksitigarbha said and what the middle sentence meant, I pretended to be a fool, and silently hid the words explained by the monk Ksitigarbha in my heart.

The big ghost sent Dugu Miao'er to see that the king of Tibet was fleeing, and this time he was excited. He stood beside Mo Jinyan and looked out of the hall: "Going away?"

"Hmm."

Jin Yang nodded.

"Okay, then I can do things conveniently."

The big ghost made Dugu Miao'er go to the center of the hall to face Wei Young, pointing at Wei Young's nose angrily, and shouted: "You, Wei Young, where are you going back and forth from!"

Jin Yang said urgently: "Miao'er, are you crazy! How can you let him go back?"

The great ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er said seriously: "Just now I was scared by the monk Ji Zang, and I completely sobered up. Jin Yang, I tell you, the living souls have entered the Great Hall of the Underworld, and we must send them back."

"Then hurry up! I have long wanted to slip away..."

Mo Jinyan said frankly, Weiyang cast a terrifying murderous look, Mo Jinyan quickly shut up.

"No! No! I don't agree!"

For some reason, the stubborn Jinyang decided not to let Weiyang go today anyway.

The big ghost sent Dugu Miao'er to see Jin Yang's rare earnest posture, and asked, "You have to eat them? They just fooled the old monk of Dizang away, how can we repay the favor?"

"Yeah, there are ruthless ghosts in the world. If Master Ksitigarbha didn't see that he and I are from the same school, the scandal you two just committed would have been finished long ago. Jin Yang, let's be reasonable. You can't do that!"

Mo Jinyan followed by bragging and persuading.

"oops!"

Jin Yang fell into extreme entanglement and stomped anxiously on the spot.

"I really should go today, but if you want, I can come to see you often recently, but you don't want to eat me and Senior Brother Mo Jinyan anymore."

Wei Young said with a smile.

"That's right, don't try to eat us, I can bear to rape us."

Mo Jinyan interrupted.

"I'm afraid I can't help it, mainly because you are too sweet."

Jin Yang was confused.

"Hahahaha! There are many delicacies in Yangjian, which are much more delicious than ours. I can cook everything for you."

Wei Young's sweet words warmed Jin Yang's heart.

"For example, stinky tofu and snail noodles, which smell old and fragrant, and you can smell their fragrance three meters away, and what dog pissing, delicious, so fucking delicious!"

Mo Jinyan added while drooling.

"Stinky tofu? Can it smell delicious with a stinky word? What is this dog peeing you're talking about? It sounds disgusting."

Naturally, Jin Yang doesn't believe that there are better food than Wei Young.

"We are ghosts and immortals, not mortals, how can we eat those?"

The big ghost made Dugu Miaoer give Mo Jinyan and Wei Young a blank look.

Jin Yang couldn't help sighing: "It's a pity that I can't go to the world of the sun. I know the world of mortals is full of colors, and everything is bright, unlike my way back to the underworld. There are only [-] miles of yellow sand. If you can often come and tell me about the world, life Baitai, how are you?"

Wei Young said happily: "I can draw, can I show you the same drawing?"

Mo Jinyan shook his head and joked, "I know how to brag, can I tell you the same thing?"

The big ghost made Dugu Miaoer not know what Mo Jinyan and Wei Young were up to, seeing that Mo Jinyan and Wei Young were so attentive, he deliberately threatened: "You two are not afraid that one day she can't help but eat you two. gone?"

"Jin Yang is not such a person."

Wei Young was completely at ease, knowing that Jin Yang would do what he promised, and couldn't help but see a pot of mandala flowers placed on the Guitou judgment table: "There are flowers, plants and trees everywhere in the sun, but you have not seen this... half-dead flower. However, it’s just that you can’t raise it properly, and you’re almost dying of it, if I take good care of it, I think it will bloom before next year.”

"Really?"

In the huge hall of the underworld, Jin Yang felt sorry for the pot of mandala flowers the most, so he couldn't help asking with a smile from the bottom of his heart.

"Ah."

Weiyang nodded affirmatively.

"You just blow it."

Mo Jinyan tilted his head, thinking that Wei Young dared to say anything in order to please Jin Yang.

Seeing Jin Yang's heartfelt laughter, the big ghost envoy Dugu Miao'er, the evil ghost donkey, and Wei Yang all smiled heartily, but only Mo Jinyan found it very boring.

"Then let's go first and see you tomorrow."

After Wei Young finished saying goodbye to Jin Yang and the great ghost envoy Dugu Miaoer, Mo Jinyan dealt with it casually, and under the eyes of Jin Yang's reluctance and the great ghost envoy Dugu Miaoer's eager eyes, he walked out of the Hall of the Underworld and passed through [-] yuan. In the yellow sand, walk to the stars when they came.

Mo Jinyan is sitting on the star, Weiyang is standing next to the star, the two hold their right hand with their left hand, Weiyang pushes the floating star upwards vigorously, the star flies upwards quickly, together with Weiyang who is pulling, penetrates into the sky full of stars middle.

Passing through the eyes of the underworld, Mo Jinyan's soul turned back, and Weiyang's primordial spirit returned to his body. This time, Mo Jinyan really gained insight, and lamented that he had worked so hard to come back alive.

"Thank you brother Mo Jinyan for teaching me how to pursue girls, brother, I thank you today."

Wei Young is grateful to Mo Jinyan for accompanying him into the underworld regardless of life and death, and taught him many skills in courting girls.

"Okay, fortunately nothing happened today, otherwise I would have left now. I think that although Jinyang is ugly and a bit silly, she is really simple. She is a good, ugly girl. She can Resisting not to eat us means that people should have a good impression of you in their hearts, and I mean make persistent efforts."

Mo Jinyan sat on the grass with Wei Young in his arms and said seriously.

"Brother Mo Jinyan, please enlighten me, how to make persistent efforts?"

Weiyang humbly asked for advice, and Mo Jinyan talked about how to pursue a girl. It was ridiculous that Mo Jinyan, an old bachelor, actually taught Weiyang how to pursue a girl.

Mo Jinyan, who was preaching to Weiyang, was at the top of Luopo Mountain in Zhongtuzhou, where the eye of the underworld was located. A white cloud floated from his mouth. Mo Jinyan was talking happily, but Weiyang didn't notice it when he heard it seriously.

"Bajie! Bajie!"

A familiar shout came from the rapidly approaching clouds.

"Ok?"

Mo Jinyan and Wei Yang interrupted their conversation, looked up, and there was a huge cloud floating not far from here, and when it floated to the nearby sky, it turned out to be a huge piece of jade.

"This piece of jade is so big. If I sell it for money, I won't be able to make a fortune!"

Mo Jinyan greedily looked at the piece of jade that floated over.

"Senior Brother Mo Jinyan, there is someone on this piece of jade calling for Bajie, didn't you hear it?"

Wei Young frowned and wondered who was going to come to Luopo Mountain: Are you going to spoil my good deeds?
"I heard it, but..."

Mo Jinyan spread his arms and hugged the huge Bai Yugui in the sky: "But I only saw such a big Yugui! Did you see it? It's falling this way, my lord, I got rich this time!"

Those who floated to Bai Yugui above Mo Jinyan and Wei Young were puzzled, and when they fell, they shouted again: "Mo is afraid of death! Mo is afraid of death! Are you deaf?"

"Senior Brother Mo Jinyan, who is Mo Afraid of Death?"

Wei Young asked Mo Jinyan more and more anxiously.

"The more I listen to this voice, the more familiar it is!"

Mo Jinyan stroked his chin and thought for a while, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said excitedly, "Could it be him?"

"Mo is afraid of death! Is it you!"

The huge Bai Yugui falling from the top of his head became smaller and smaller in the process of falling, but Mo Jinyan smiled more and more happily.

"Senior brother Mo Jinyan, who is this brother who is floating down?"

Wei Young is still a little worried, he is afraid that someone will compete with him for Jin Yang, no matter who it is.

"He's my real thigh! Hahahaha! With him, I'm not afraid of anyone! I'm not afraid of anyone anymore!"

Mo Jinyan clenched his fists and shouted to the sky, very excited.

When the huge Bai Yugui returned to its normal size, a person was carried on it, white and fat, with a cute appearance, and slowly landed between Mo Jinyan and Wei Young.

(End of this chapter)

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