My second senior brother is very afraid of death

Chapter 49

"Bajie, are you deaf? I yelled for a long time, but I thought it wasn't you."

It was Si Lichong who came, and after landing smoothly, the floating Bai Yugui automatically floated into Si Lichong's arms.

"Oh, fat man, why are you here?"

Mo Jinyan pinched the fat on Si Lichong's face and shouted excitedly. At the same time, he also noticed that Si Lichong's eyelids were dark. He probably fought for a long time last night, whipping many disobedient "fairies" who only love money.

"Oh, I have been bored in Huatang Luoyang for half a month, so this is not traveling around the world. I happened to pass by this mountain, and suddenly I heard that the top of Luopo Mountain was so cheap that it hindered my journey. I thought carefully, the world is so big , there are people who are so cheap, and there are only you, Bajie Mo, who are afraid of death, so come down to see if it is you."

As he spoke, Si Lichong took out a food box from the sleeve of his large Tang suit, took out a fat chicken leg inside and ate it.

"No way? Are you bored? I don't believe it!"

Mo Jinyan also took out another plump chicken leg from Si Lichong's food box and ate it.

"You don't believe me, do you? Then I'm leaving."

Si Lichong was about to leave after speaking. How could Mo Jinyan miss Si Lichong's thigh? In fact, the moment he saw Si Lichong, Mo Jinyan made up his mind: Young master, I must lie to this fat man Aberdeen will accompany me to the underworld. With you as the thigh of my thigh, at least my safety is guaranteed.

"Don't, I'm just kidding you."

Mo Jinyan quickly grabbed Si Lichong.

"Who is this……"

Wei Young, who was silent for a long time, pointed at Si Lichong and looked at Mo Jinyan.

"He's my good friend Sirichong."

Mo Jinyan proudly introduced with a thumbs up.

"To be precise, it's prostitute friends. We met in a brothel."

Si Lichong made jokes as he wished, trying to demolish Mo Jinyan.

"Hey hey! Don't talk nonsense! If you talk nonsense again, you will destroy my image in Wei Young's heart, and be careful that I will shake out all your bad things."

Mo Jinyan blushed, and suddenly felt a little regretful, he should tell Si Li to get the hell out of this fat boy.

Si Lichong laughed meanly.

"Your friend is so humorous."

Wei Young cooperated with the chat, but his eyes became a little unfriendly, and his mood was a little anxious. He knew who Si Lichong was, but he didn't expect that Si Lichong, who is famous in the world of cultivating immortals, would appear here. He had to deal with it carefully and pretended not to know. Si Lichong's true identity.

Mo Jinyan pretended that Weiyang was one of his own and didn't pay attention to the changes in Weiyang's eyes. The seemingly stupid Si Lichong was actually delicate, noticing the subtle changes in Weiyang's eyes and pretending not to see them.

"Who is this……"

Si Lichong turned his eyes to Wei Young and asked Mo Jinyan for an answer.

"He, his name is Wei Yang, a young apprentice of Xuantong Daoist from the Qinling Sect, he is also a monk, and of course he is also my good friend of Mo Jinyan."

Mo Jinyan introduced Wei Young to Si Lichong.

"Oh, disciple of Xuantong, fellow Taoist, you are polite."

Si Lichong saluted the Wei Bank.

"Since Fellow Daoist Si Lichong is a friend of senior brother Mo Jinyan, and I am a friend of senior brother Mo Jinyan, then he is my friend Weiyang."

Wei Young also quickly returned the gift.

"What are you doing here? Luopo Mountain is not a place for people to stay. It is better to leave earlier."

Si Li rushed to ask Mo Jinyan in a side-by-side manner.

"We are here..."

Mo Jinyan was about to say something, but Wei Young hurriedly stopped him: "Senior Brother Mo Jinyan...don't bring up that ugly thing about me, it's shameful."

Mo Jinyan said indifferently: "They are all my brothers, it doesn't matter if you say it, don't worry, this fat boy is greedy but keeps his mouth tight."

This gave Si Lichong the reason why he came to Luopo Mountain in Zhongtuzhou.

Wei Young watched Si Lichong's expression nervously, and Si Lichong looked at Mo Jinyan and Wei Young strangely after hearing this: "Brother Weiyang, you are so courageous, you even dare to chase after the female judge of the underworld. I respect you for being a man, but then again, this matter is indeed quite boring, so I will leave first, and look elsewhere to see if there is any interesting place, and I will leave."

After Si Lichong finished eating the chicken legs, he began to pack the food box and prepared to leave.

"Congratulations to fellow Taoist Si Lichong."

Wei Young snickered, waiting for Si Li Chong to leave.

Mo Jinyan, who was afraid of death, was in a hurry, how could he let this thigh of his thigh leave, and quickly stopped him: "Don't, you go to play somewhere else, why not play with us, tell you that the underworld is fun gone."

Wei Young lowered her face and said nothing.

"Fun ass, you think I haven't been there? Eighty thousand miles of yellow sand, boring to death, okay, I'm not as ignorant as you, I think all places except Wuyin Shenshan are fun, goodbye to you. "

Si Lichong stuffed the food box into his sleeve, took out Bai Yugui, and prepared to leave.

Only then did Wei Young stretch her smile, but still didn't say a word.

Mo Jinyan saw that Si Lichong passed by by chance, and he was about to leave. He refused to let Si Lichong go, so he had to find a way to keep Silicong, coax Silicong to go to the underworld with him, or who would to keep him safe.

The ghostly Mo Jinyan smiled smugly at the corner of his mouth, and thought to himself: I will prescribe the right medicine, aren't you lustful?snort!Just wait and see you.

Mo Jinyan grabbed Si Lichong's chubby arm and coaxed, "Who says the underworld is not fun? I just met a stunning beauty in the Great Hall of the Underworld. She looks so good-looking."

Si Lichong's expression turned pale in an instant, and he approached Mo Jinyan to ask, Wei Young lowered his face again, very nervous.

"What's the name? It can't be a female ghost, right? I don't touch female ghosts, and I don't do things that consume Yang Yuan."

Si Li rushed to Mo Jinyan and kept rolling his eyes. When he heard the beauty, his saliva almost flowed out.

"Her name is Dugu Miao'er. She is the great ghost of the underworld. She is as beautiful as a fairy. You will never see her in the human world. She is only found in the underworld in heaven and on earth. Are you not tempted?"

Mo Jinyan seduced Si Lichong, and Wei Yang felt relieved when he heard that Mo Jinyan was talking about Dugu Miaoer, the messenger of the great ghost.

"What is your name?"

Si Lichong didn't hear clearly.

"Dugu Miaoer."

Mo Jin said truthfully.

"Which Miao?"

"Three waters and that Miao."

Mo Jinyan explained patiently.

"How is your personality?"

Mo Jinyan knew that Si Lichong was definitely going to take the bait, because he was about to unleash a killer move: "I don't know about the character of Dugu Miao'er, the big ghost messenger, but she is very aggressive, pretty, and lewd, absolutely right." Your appetite, fat boy."

"I know this ghost must be very lewd."

Si Lichong licked his mouth and smiled lewdly.

"How do you know that people are very lewd and promiscuous?"

Mo Jinyan and Wei Young were taken aback at the same time.

"I heard it from the name."

Si Lichong pretended to be mysterious.

"what?"

Mo Jinyan looked at Si Lichong in confusion.

Si Lichong smiled wretchedly: "As soon as I heard the name of this female ghost fairy, I knew she...a lot of water, Miao, three waters, hahahaha!"

Accompanied by Si Lichong's obscene smile, Mo Jinyan and Wei Young pretended not to understand with black lines all over their faces.

"So you won't go to other places to accompany us to the underworld?"

Mo Jinyan looked at Si Lichong expectantly.

"Let me tell you, even if you drive me away now, I won't leave. This woman named Dugu Shui'er is not Dugu Miao'er. Someone in our company has decided to do it."

Si Li Chong's ambition is as high as the sky, but his face is full of courage, and his obscene aura is daunting.

"it is good."

Mo Jinyan was so beautiful in his heart, and his face was full of joy. He didn't expect Si Lichong, a genius who cultivated immortality once in a thousand years, to be played by him in his hands, and it would be enough to brag for a few days if he said it.

"Brother Mo Jinyan, is this okay? We won't delay Si Lichong's trip to the mountains and rivers? Originally, I asked my brother to accompany me, Weiyang, and I felt sorry, but now I have my boss, Lichong, fellow Daoist. I am even sleeping and eating now." An'an, let you stay with me, brother, I really feel even more sorry."

Wei Young looked at Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong with a guilty face.

"Brother, what are you talking about? I didn't want to accompany you at first, but she is beautiful and naughty... the female ghost fairy. I am worried that I have nowhere to go, so I will accompany you. Let me tell you, I can't play with the big ghost. Dugu Miaoer, our Si Lichong will not go anywhere."

Seeing Si Lichong's resolute attitude, Wei Young lowered his head and pondered for a moment, after a lot of tangling, he finally thought about it: Anyway, it's good that no one is robbing Jin Yang from me, and I don't have to worry about other Laoshi's children, ghosts and immortals up.

"That's right, follow me, Mo Jinyan, how can you have no meat to eat, huh?"

Mo Jinyan scolded Sili Chong, who rubbed his head in embarrassment and smiled.

"Oh, right."

Mo Jinyan suddenly looked up at the sky: "Weiyang, what time is it now? How long have we been in the underworld? Why does it feel like it's still morning? It won't be a day."

"No, we will go to the underworld for an hour and a half at most, it is impossible to pass a day."

Wei Young also looked up at the sky and replied.

"Bajie, you are so stupid. An hour in the yang world is a day in the underworld, and a day in the yang world is a year in the underworld."

Si Lichong patted Mo Jinyan on the shoulder and explained.

"Let me just say, why does it feel like the weather is about the same as when we first set off?"

Mo Jinyan lowered his head, and said in surprise again: "Ah! So if you go to see Jinyang tomorrow, it will be next year in the underworld?"

"exactly."

Si Lichong and Wei Young nodded at the same time.

"It's suspenseful enough. I don't want to stay in the Luopo Mountain where the birds don't shit. Let's go to the underworld as soon as we are free, and help you catch up to Jinyang as soon as possible. We can't drag it on forever, right?"

Looking at the oasis in front of him, although it is a beautiful place in the world, there is no desire for people to stay in the entire Luopo Mountain, and Mo Jinyan is still in a hurry to return to the Xiaoyaomen of Wuyin Shenshan.

"Okay, let's go to the underworld when we are free. Anyway, the eye of the underworld is right in front of us. Brother Mo Jinyan accompanied me there early in the morning. It was thrilling and almost got eaten. I think you should relax, brother Mo Jinyan. You are almost relaxed, let's go to the underworld."

Wei Young made a plan, Mo Jinyan knew that Wei Young was kind, just a little tired, and was going to lie down on the grass to rest.

"Hey, Bajie, you have come to Zhongtuzhou, why don't you let me take you down the mountain for a stroll? Don't think that Zhongtuzhou is no better than the other four continents, but there are... interesting places."

Si Lichong glared at Mo Jinyan with a wicked smile, and Mo Jinyan knew that Si Lichong wasn't holding back anything good with this posture.

"You want to play with me again, don't you? You cheated me last time. Speaking of which, my chrysanthemum still hurts."

Mo Jinyan rubbed his butt and glared at Sili Chong who was about to play tricks on him.

"Oh, my good brother, my good Bajie, this time I will pay, let's not go to that kind of place, let's find a place with a lot of people to eat something, I also drove all night, I am hungry .”

Si Lichong took out Bai Yugui from his arms and threw it in front of him, making it big enough to carry three people.

"Really? Don't you plan to play tricks on me? I don't have a single copper letter on me. If you don't believe me, search me now. Don't have money to pay the bill and be caught as a male prostitute again."

Naturally, Mo Jinyan didn't believe it. He had become much smarter after dealing with Li Taibai and Sili Chong twice. He couldn't believe a word of what these two people said, or he would be sold again and had to help count the money. .

"I've brought money, why don't you come out and play a fart, and your friend Weiyang is here, even if I play tricks on you, I won't play tricks on him, that's enough, stop talking nonsense, come up quickly."

Si Lichong jumped onto Bai Yugui and waited for Mo Jinyan to come up.

"It's not too bad, but I'm warning you, if you play tricks on me again, I will spread your scandal all over the Spiritual Qi Continent."

"Okay, come up."

Mo Jinyan jumped up suspiciously, Wei Young had no choice but to follow, and the three of them rode Bai Yugui to the town near Luopo Mountain in Zhongtuzhou.
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The Lunar New Year is over, and it's time for the Waking of Insects!

Spring rain was falling outside the window, and it sprinkled on the Yinsi Guilu and the Yinsi Great Hall. The pot of mandala flowers placed in the window was full of vitality and covered with green leaves.

The evil ghost donkey standing by the wall shouted to Jin Yang who was sitting at the table: "It's raining so hard, why don't you hurry up and put away your precious flowers, what if they are watered? If the flowers are not watered, they will soon Watered me down."

"Wei Young said that the mandala flower must withstand the spring rain, and it will grow more vigorously in the future, and you will also be exposed to the spring rain, anyway, you will not die."

After Jin Yang finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at the various ink paintings pasted from the beams of the house to the ground. There were cats, dogs, beauties, handsome men, wine pots, and teapots. From the beam to the ground.

Jin Yang came out with a paintbrush, while Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong were still painting behind.

"This is Wudinglou Nenwuyang. It is made by chopping live chicken and tender sheep and then stir-frying it with seasoning. It is extremely delicious."

Wei Yang put a food painting in front of Jin Yang, took out another food painting after finishing speaking, and explained: "Dongshengzhou Jade Building's special bean paste, called Lingshahuo, pounded the best glutinous rice into glutinous rice cakes, added Lingshahuo is made into a filling, and then the bean paste is molded into the shape of an orchid, and steamed to make it thin and translucent, it is called orchid glutinous rice cake.”

Jin Yang looks up at Wei Young with a happy face, drooling with happiness.

Wei Yang pointed to a picture of gourmet food and said: "This is a glazed cup. It is made of noodles mixed with honey and fried in a pan. It is as thin as paper. When you bite into it, it is fragrant and very crispy."

(End of this chapter)