My second senior brother is very afraid of death

Chapter 50 The Best Loser Friend

Mo Jinyan, who was still drawing on the wooden case behind, complained to Si Lichong: "Damn it, I don't know if we can let Wei Young pursue Shang Jin Yang, but after finishing this matter, what kind of fairy will I still be cultivating?" , I’m almost half a cook, and I’ll just find a place to open a restaurant by then.”

"Hahahaha! Okay, if you dare to open it, I will eat it."

Si Lichong agreed.

Jin Yang became more and more greedy, wiped his saliva non-stop, and said naively: "I think...the things you said are not as delicious as you."

Wei Yang thought it was Jin Yang who was joking, and flicked her long sleeve to wipe away the saliva from the smiling Jin Yang.

One look at Wangchuan, four eyes meet, I am like your eyes, you are in my heart, the rain outside the hall stops, the sun bursts into the room, and shines on the faces of Jinyang and Weiyang.

Wei Young's left hand, which had been on his back, was suddenly placed in front of Jin Yang, holding a bowl of food in his palm, delicate and beautiful.

"This is ice and snow gauze. I made it with my own hands. It is very delicious."

Mo Jinyan piled the brushes on the table, and shouted to Wei Young: "You stinky shameless, don't take all the credit for yourself, I washed the cherries inside."

"Okay, okay, let him talk, anyway, I'm waiting to play with Dugu Miao'er."

Si Li smiled cheaply.

"Miao'er said, from winter to spring, you, Mo Jinyan, and Si Lichong come here every day, so you must have a plan for being so considerate."

Wei Yang's face was displeased with Jin Yang's words, she put down the ice and snow gauze in her hand, stared at Jin Yang and complained: "What can I do for you?"

For some reason, Jin Yang was a little disappointed, but for a moment, he smiled bitterly.

"It's really delicious."

Wei Young dug a spoonful of ice-snow gauze, put it in his mouth, tasted it, closed his eyes and enjoyed it, grinned happily, as if walking all over thousands of miles of mountains, stepping on thousands of rivers, winter snow comes and spring rain arrives.

"Big fool, do you want to try it?"

Wei Young dug another spoonful and placed it in front of Jin Yang's mouth to seduce him.

Jin Yang swallowed, eager to try: "Will you give me a taste too?"

"Okay, I'll feed you."

Wei Yang slowly fed the ice and snow gauze from the spoon into Jin Yang's mouth, such a scene is rarely seen in the underworld for a hundred years, and the evil ghosts and donkeys who watched it were very jealous.

In this scene of Wei Young, using the moves Nai Mo Jinyan taught him, Mo Jinyan, who was sitting in the back resting, was also secretly jealous: "When will I be able to be like this with a beautiful woman?"

"As long as you have money, look at me, every time I go to a brothel, which woman sees me and doesn't flatter and serve me like Wei Young did to Jin Yang."

Si Li Chongdao can take it easy, and doesn't seem to care about emotional matters.

"Fuck you, is that what you call love? What you call... the love that came out of whoring, and what the hell is white whoring."

Mo Jinyan gave Si Lichong a blank look.

Jin Yang chewed and swallowed slowly, Wei Yang watched and said: "How does it taste? Does it suit your mouth?"

"oops!"

Wei Young waited for an answer, but Jin Yang's complexion changed abruptly, sweat poured down like rain, his face was embarrassed, his hands were covering his abdomen, his facial features were wrinkled together, making him even more ugly.

"Ah! It hurts! It hurts!"

Jin Yang's abdominal pain was unbearable, and he fell to the ground and rolled back and forth. Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong hurried over and asked with concern.

"Wei Young, what's going on? Just now you paid me back."

Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong saw Jin Yang writhing on the ground clutching his stomach, looking very painful.

Wei Yang hurriedly got up, walked to Jin Yang, looked up at Mo Jinyan and Si Li and said, "I don't know, I didn't do anything, you guys saw it too, right?"

"It's broken!" the evil ghost donkey said suddenly, as if thinking of something, nervous Mo Jinyan, Si Lichong, and Wei Young all looked at the evil ghost donkey.

"Jin Yang, that idiot, was so busy flirting with you that he forgot to tell you that ghosts and immortals in the underworld can't eat things from the sun."

"Oh, it hurts me to death, it hurts to death, it hurts to death."

Wei Yang exposed Jin Yang in her arms, feeling ashamed: "It's all my fault, seeing you suffer, I feel uncomfortable too."

"Let me lie down for a while."

"Oh."

Wei Young hugged Jin Yang, sat on a chair and hugged Jin Yang to comfort her.

"It's all my fault for expressing in a hurry. Do you have any medicine here? I'll give you some flavors."

Jin Yang held back the severe pain: "My mother said before she was alive that whatever you want to eat is good medicine."

"Listen to the bastard."

Hearing this, Mo Jinyan stepped back and hid behind Si Lichong.

"Oh, who said that you are stupid, you are going to eat us in a different way."

Weiyang said urgently.

"Ouch! It hurts me to death."

Jin Yang struggled in pain in Wei Yang's arms, his face was bleak.

"I know you are suffering, but I am also suffering, but if I let you eat it, I will be out of my wits and never be reborn."

The more Wei Young listened, the more anxious she became, and she didn't know how to appease Jin Yang.

"It's like a knife churning in my abdomen, it hurts me to death."

For a moment, Jin Yang was covered in sweat, almost soaking his clothes.

"How can this be good?"

Wei Young gritted her teeth anxiously, looking around, looking for a solution.

"Don't look at me, just look at this fat man, he's full of oil and water."

Mo Jinyan hid behind Si Lichong and pointed at Si Lichong's chubby face.

Wei Young was helpless, looked down at Jin Yang and said, "You said to eat me before, how did you eat it?"

Jin Yang was a little more honest, lying in Wei Yang's arms, staring at Wei Young's eyes, and said seriously: "I have liked ghosts' hearts, lungs, spleen, lungs, and hands and claws since I was a child..."

Wei Young spread her hands and stared at her own hands, very conflicted, she looked at Jin Yang for a while, Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong for a while, and her own hands for a while, after a lot of mental struggle and entanglement, Wei Yang's heart sank, she bit her lip, she clenched the armrest of the chair with her left hand, and put the index finger of her right hand into Jin Yang's mouth.

"Good man! I, Mo Jin, convince you. In ancient times, there was a Buddha who cut his flesh and fed it to eagles, and now there is Wei Young who cut off his hand and fed it to ghosts. Man! You are magnificent!"

Mo Jinyan gave Wei Young a thumbs up.

Wei Young's expression was even painful, and she almost shouted: "Ah!"

But the ferocious and painful expression became softer and more confused, I thought that my right index finger could not be kept, but who knew that Jinyang was like Suitang, stroking Weiyang's finger, looking very enjoying, lying quietly on Weiyang In the arms, like a child being breastfed, quiet, beautiful and happy.

But Wei Young was still worried, afraid that Jin Yang would bite off his finger if he couldn't help it, Jin Yang looked at Wei Young's nervous expression and said with relief: "Don't be afraid, how can I be willing to eat you? It’s so beautiful, if you can see it every day, how happy it will be.”

Wei Young breathed a sigh of relief, and said embarrassedly: "Have you eaten yet?"

"..."

Jin Yang could still hear this, squinting his eyes and smilingly rubbing Wei Yang's fingers, it seems that the pain should be gone.

Having nothing to do, Wei Young told Jin Yang what was in her heart: "You know, when I was young, I came to the Hall of the Underworld, and I was frightened by you. I always couldn't sleep well at night, and I always had dreams at night. When I saw you, I was so scared that I peed my pants, was ridiculed by my senior brother, and was scolded by my senior uncle..."

"whee."

Jin Yang smiled sweetly, still scratching Wei Yang's fingers.

"Then……"

Wei Young talked about the embarrassing things in the past, making Jin Yang laugh from time to time.

"That's okay? I didn't teach him that."

Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong stared at each other in bewilderment, watching Wei Young and Jin Yang flirt. After a long time, Mo Jinyan couldn't bear to watch.

"Cough cough!"

Wei Young gave Mo Jinyan an embarrassed look.

"There are still people here, and I don't know where to hide. There is a room upstairs, go upstairs, why bother me and Si Lichong, these two old bachelors."

As soon as Mo Jinyan said, Wei Young asked Jin Yang if he wanted to go upstairs to recuperate, Jin Yang nodded shyly, and Wei Young walked up to the attic with Jin Yang in his arms.

"Hey! Go on! What are you going to do, go deeper, I haven't watched this enough yet."

Si Lichong beckoned Wei Young and Jin Yang not to leave, Mo Jinyan slapped Si Lichong's arm and frowned and said, "Hurry up and let these two lovers get married, what are you messing around with? I can go back to Xiaoyaomen, what? Are you addicted to staying in this ghost place?"
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Dusk is over in the underworld, night is coming with the wind, there are no lights for thousands of miles, and the underworld sleeps forever.

Jin Yang, who had been lying on the bed for an entire afternoon, woke up leisurely. There was no more pain in her stomach for a long time. .

When they came to the first floor of the Great Hall of the Underworld, they saw Mo Jinyan, Si Lichong, and Wei Young sleeping on the Guitou Judgment Table.

The evil ghost donkey reminded in a low voice: "Jin Yang, Mo Jinyan, Sili Chong and your little sweet Wei Young helped you deliver the ghosts for a day, and they were so tired that they fell asleep for a long time."

Jin Yang sat across from Wei Young who was holding the yin-yang scroll of life and death, propped his face with his hands, and looked at Wei Young quietly.

When she was about to touch Wei Young's cheek, Wei Young suddenly said with her eyes closed: "Looking at me like this, I'm calculating whether to steam or boil."

"hey-hey!"

Jin Yang quickly withdrew his hand, smiled silly at Wei Yang and cast a flying eye at the same time.

"Thank you for being on duty for me. Otherwise, Pluto will know that I am lazy today, and he will definitely punish me."

Wei Young smiled faintly, got up slowly, looked at Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong who were sleeping like dead pigs, and whispered while holding the Yin-Yang life and death scroll in his hand.

"I heard that there are yin and yang life and death scrolls in the underworld, which record the life history of living people in the underworld. The time of life and death is a fixed number, and it is God's will, but is that so?"

"Hoohoo!"

Mo Jinyan snorted, and Silicong also snorted, but Silipong's eyes slowly opened, revealing a gap, secretly staring at Wei Young.

"The Yin-Yang Life and Death Scroll is divided into two volumes, Yin and Yang. Here is the Yang scroll, which only records personnel affairs. The Yin scroll you mentioned is the Yin scroll. If someone steals or loses it, that person has his name removed, and it is beyond reincarnation. It's not a joke, there are going to be old people who are hundreds or even thousands of years old in the world.

Therefore, Yinjuan is hidden in the depths of the underworld, guarded by hundreds of thousands of ghosts, and will not show it to others. "

Jin Yang explained stupidly, Wei Yang became serious instantly, squinted her eyes and nodded slowly: "So that's it, I've been taught."

"Why are you asking this?"

Jin Yang was puzzled.

"I'm just curious. I thought the Yin-Yang life-and-death scroll I took from you was the one I was talking about. Now I know, hahahaha."

Wei Young smiled faintly, but felt a little lost, this expression flashed by, but it did not escape the eyes of Si Lichong who was dozing off.

"I don't want to delay you for too long because it's dark in the underworld. I'll take my friends and leave. After all, I like it here, but they don't. They won't be happy after staying for a long time."

Wei Young stood up and explained to Jin Yang in a low voice.

Jin Yang was neither anxious nor reluctant, and smiled happily: "Then can you come earlier tomorrow?"

Wei Yang tilted her head: "Why did you come earlier? Is there a reason?"

Jin Yang seriously replied: "I saw you smelling sweet and looking happy. If you came earlier, you could stay with me for a while, and I would be happy for a while longer. Look..."

Jin Yang was finally trained by Wei Young to become a girl with a spring heart. After speaking, she rubbed her hands in embarrassment, even looking at Wei Young was so shy.

Wei Young didn't say anything, but patted Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong on the shoulders, telling them to get up.

"Hoohoo!"

Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong were still snoring.

"These two idiots are exhausted today."

Wei Young quietly walked behind Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong, and yelled into their left and right ears: "It's not good! Jin Yang is going to eat people!"

"what!"

Mo Jinyan and Sili Chong were frightened suddenly, they struggled frantically and fell back, falling to the ground.

"Hahahaha!"

Wei Young and Jin Yang laughed at the same time.

Mo Jinyan sat paralyzed on the ground gasping for breath, stared at Jinyang and Weiyang who kept laughing with wide eyes, and then understood what was going on: "Hey! Weiyang, you bastard, you fucking want to scare me to death ah!"

"I said Weiyang, I just had an erotic dream, and I'm about to knock the mountain and shake the tiger. It's good to scare you out of your throat."

Si Lichong also glared at Wei Young.

"It's getting late, we should go back."

Mo Jinyan and Si Lichong got up quickly, patted the dirt on their bodies, and stood beside Wei Young: "Let's go, Mr. Merry."

"Then we're leaving today."

Wei Young greeted Jin Yang, Mo Jinyan and Si Li Chong also saluted, and the three went out side by side.

"Wei Young, haven't you answered my question honestly?"

Jin Yang said anxiously.

Wei Young stopped in her tracks and turned her head to smile: "I'll come early tomorrow."

Mo Jinyan, Sili Chong, and Wei Yang left the Yin Division Hall and disappeared.

Jin Yang seemed to have noticed something, seeing that Wei Young was a little unhappy, so he wanted to ask the evil ghost donkey standing at the bottom of the wall: "Donkey, is it because I'm stupid that I said something wrong?"

The evil ghost donkey rolled his eyes: "You are not stupid, everyone says you are stupid, I don't think you are stupid, you are more flirtatious than ordinary women."

"Hey hey hey."

Jin Yang smiled triumphantly, very happy.

the next day.

The [-] miles of Yinsi's return road, with colorful auspicious clouds, although the yellow sand is [-] miles away, the scenery is pleasant. Maybe the weather on the Yinsi's return road has something to do with the mood of Jin Yang, the master of the Yin Division's main hall. On the way back from Wanli Yinsi, the weather is fine. There is no yellow sand, and the wind does not come. Just look at the sky, just like a fairyland.

Outside the pavilion, along the ancient road, the grass is green...

(End of this chapter)