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Chapter 10: We must confront each other (first update)
This couplet is perfect, a young boy versus an old bastard.The person with a mediocre face looks like a sharp-mouthed monkey, the fool carries a nail rake and wants to go to the West, but the person with hidden evil intentions wants to go to hell.

The fool carries the nail rake, which is talking about Zhu Bajie, and secretly scolds Li Ze for being a pig.

And hiding evil intentions is an idiom that describes a sinister villain.

Li Ze's scolding couplet said: Old bastard, you look like a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, which is annoying, but you still have the intention to harm others. You are simply a villain who will not die well.

Li Ze called Wang Gensheng vicious.Because Wang Gensheng is 73 years old, he is living on a rock, and he was scolded to go to hell. This is a curse!
Wang Gensheng was furious: "You are the only one going to hell."

Li Ze smiled with a sinister face, and walked towards the stage while laughing: "Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will! You all want to play? Okay, I will play with you. Couple competition? That's fine, Today I want to show you what a couplet is. Wang Laogou, can you still produce the first couplet? If not, you can come down and I will produce it!"

Wang Gensheng looked at Li Ze's grinning expression. To be honest, he was still a little scared. He unconsciously took a few steps back on the stage. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. He realized that he was too quick-witted today. In such a short period of time, he actually I thought of the first couplet again.

He sneered and said, "Li Ze, listen carefully: which of these bastards of rice, sorghum, wheat, and millet is Mr.?"

This couplet is not scolding Li Ze, but insulting Li Ze, because Wang Gensheng is implying that Li Ze's teacher is a bastard.Although Li Ze had never liked the teacher since he was in high school, and students like him hated the teacher, but in this situation, he couldn't tolerate it at all.This is insulting!
Li Ze also sneered, jumped on the stage, looked at Wang Gensheng face to face, and said lightly:

"Poems, Books, Li, Chunqiu, and many scriptures, why ask Lao Tzu?"

'wow~'

The whole place was in an uproar, and everyone looked at the angry Li Ze on the stage in surprise, with goosebumps all over their bodies.

Too talented, right?Such a difficult couplet, did you get it right in the blink of an eye?Can you still curse back?

Not to mention Wang Gensheng's scolding couplet, it is too difficult for ordinary people to want to break their heads just by saying the words rice, grain, soybean, wheat, and millet.What is difficult about this couplet is not scolding, but the types of food.

But Li Ze met him in the blink of an eye. With his ability to adapt, and his literary accomplishment, there is no one else.

Zhang Wu also widened his eyes, laughed loudly and shouted: "Oze, I'm optimistic about you."

Li Ze ignored the uproar in the audience, just looked at Wang Gensheng in front of him with a smirk, and said softly:

"Old Dog, do you still have the Shanglian?"

"This... this, you..."

Wang Gen's face flushed with anger, and he was forced to have no way out.

Suddenly, his character broke out again, and he thought of another couplet, but he didn't have the courage to say it out, because he was afraid that Li Ze would confront him again.

But Li Ze still forced to ask: "Is there any more? If not, get out and take my contact."

Wang Gensheng was ashamed and angry, how dare he say no?How can you say no?
He took three steps back, stretched out his old hand like a withered vine, pointed to Li Ze's nose and said:

"The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow-rooted."

After saying that, he said in a deep voice: "Young people should keep a low profile."

In fact, this couplet has basically given in. Wang Gensheng is no longer as aggressive as before, and now he is hinting to Li Ze, don't you want to join the Writers Association?You are still young and have no foundation at all. Just bear with us and keep a low profile. It will be good for you.

"Hahahaha, you have the nerve to let me keep a low profile when you keep putting up with you over and over again? Fuck you, Old Dog Wang, listen carefully to the next couplet!"

Li Ze laughed wildly, showing his unruly spirit, and said loudly:

"Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a sharp mouth, thick skin, and a hollow belly."

This couplet is not over, Li Ze still has to give Wang Gensheng the half-sentence warning to his counterpart, after saying that, he yelled again:
"Get out of here, old bastard!"

The reeds on the wall are top-heavy, light-footed and shallow-rooted, and the bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick skin and a hollow belly.Young people should keep a low profile and get the hell out of the old bastard, absolutely!

What's more amazing is that this Wang Gensheng has the appearance of a sharp-mouthed monkey cheek, this second couplet is right...too fucking image.

"Pfft haha."

A woman in the front row couldn't hold back anymore and burst out laughing.

And this laughter is contagious, and soon, the laughter spread, and everyone laughed with their stomachs covered.You can't think deeply about this couplet, the more you think about it, the more funny it becomes.

This shit is talking about Wang Gensheng, he has a sharp mouth, thick skin and hollow belly, so vivid!

What's even more funny is that the young people keep a low profile, this is not someone else's upper line, but Li Zefei wants to come out with an old bastard's second line, and he is pressing every step of the way.

Wang Gensheng was so suppressed that his face was flushed, he took a few short breaths, and stood on the stage trembling constantly.

Afraid of an accident, the staff hurriedly helped him down and poured several sips of ice water to calm him down.But Wang Gensheng, who had recovered from his illness, no longer had that majestic aura at this time, he was a little old and his eyes were cloudy.

Needless to say, he was so angry today that it was fatal for a 73-year-old man who was living in a difficult situation.

The scene fell silent, and everyone looked at the stage, seeing Li Ze's smoldering expression on his face, convinced, this number one scholar is not in vain!

Suddenly, a voice broke the situation, Vice Chairman Shi Houkuan Shi stood up:
"What's the point of bullying an old man? Boy, listen carefully to the first couplet: Thin-feathered poultry will die after being bricked."

Everyone turned around and looked a little surprised. What happened to Vice Chairman Shi today?Always have trouble with this little champion?
This couplet is a warning to Li Ze, you are just a young bird, your wings haven’t grown yet, don’t be too arrogant.

Li Ze made a few bends in his head, and the next couplet came out, but he didn't say it right away.He glanced at all the people in the audience, and knew that once his second couplet came out, the Writers' Association of Xingyuan City would never be able to take him in again!
There was silence, everyone looked at Li Ze on the stage, not knowing whether he could answer the question correctly, or whether he could answer the question.

Li Ze looked at Shi Houkuan in the audience, and he saw the contemptuous look and sneer in Shi Houkuan's eyes.

Damn it, I won’t join the Writers Association. Yes, it must be right!
Said in a deep voice: "Mr. Fat Head Animal Shi."

Everyone stared at Li Ze with their eyes wide open, and then turned to look at Shi Houkuan, whose face turned the color of pig liver. Everyone wanted to laugh, but no one dared to laugh. It was so uncomfortable to hold back.

Fine-feathered poultry, yes, fat-headed animals.After the brick died, it was Mr. Shi.

This couplet is neat and wonderful.The most perfect point is that Li Ze almost pointed directly at Shi Houkuan's nose and scolded, "Fat head and big ears!"

Why?Because Shi Houkuan's surname is Shi ah, he died after Brick, to Mr. Shi.You are right, but you have another meaning.This Mr. Shi is talking about Shi Houkuan.

And fat-headed beasts, fat-headed beasts are pigs.Animals are generally domestic animals, including pigs, dogs, cattle, sheep, and horses. The only fat ones are pigs.

ps: Huh~ It might be the fifth watch today, the tipping yesterday was crazy.Fluttering red reminds me to change.

They are all die-hard fans of our brothers and sisters in the 'Big Treasures' organization.The first rotten girl and only girl in the group gave a reward of [-] starting coins.The first gay guy, Taro, gave a reward of [-] starting coins.It's the strange Shushu Amumu. After counting it, Amumu has actually given me two or three alliance leaders.

I received a tip yesterday, converted into RM coins, more than 1000 yuan.Let me enter No.3 on the homepage newcomer tipping list in one afternoon. No.1 is Fengling Tianxia, ​​the second is a stock seller, and the third is me.The fourth is Uncle Luan's new book, and there is also the tricky story of choosing the sky below...

What an honor this is. Xiaobao is not a master, nor does he write a book about selling stocks. It is an honor to receive so many rewards.It is said that Xiaobao has never experienced this kind of pleasure, which gave me the illusion, as if this book is going to be popular.This is all the support from the brothers and sisters in Xiaobao's base camp, I can't let you down.

By the way, new readers may not understand what I am talking about.Well, Xiaobao is not a newcomer, he has written a book for two years, so feel free to collect it. 'Big Treasure' is a concentration camp for Xiaobao's hardcore readers. It's a very happy place. There are a lot of rotten girls and gays.

Originally, today was the tenth watch, the pressure was too great, and the concubine couldn't do it.Let's start with the fifth update, I'll see if it will be added later.

(End of this chapter)