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Chapter 9 Unbearable
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The couplet competition has started. The mode of this couplet competition is relatively new. One person who writes the question goes on the stage to make the first couplet, and everyone who sits down eating and drinking can pair the second couplet.

There are a few record clerks on the side, recording how many points someone has scored, and after the round is over, the top five will be screened.Chairman Xu himself came up with the first couplet, and the first one to match Chairman Xu's couplet is No.1, and he can get the 42-year-old Parker fountain pen.

The waiters in the villa set up shade nets, and there are large electric fans and square tables everywhere. There are fruit meals on the tables, and you can take them at will.It was quite carefree and the atmosphere was very warm.

But Li Ze sat alone in a corner, the crowd was crowded, and he was redundant.Seeing others eating, chatting and laughing, he in the farthest corner is so out of gregarious.

In fact, he really wanted to leave, what kind of shit Writers Association, I won't join.But I have to say that he still has the aura of someone who has achieved great things, perhaps because of his father's influence, he still knows how to endure and be flexible.

Keep hypnotizing yourself, endure, endure.

"Acacia rain on a sad pillow."

A female writer who wrote romance novels gently read a couplet on the stage.

But a fat man in his 50s wrote the second line with a flattering face: "The Lonely Flower in front of the Frustrated Pavilion. Miss Jiang, my brother's phone number is XXXX, don't be lovesick."

"Hahaha."

There was laughter in the arena, and the female writer blushed and stepped off the stage.

Li Ze shook his head secretly, thinking of an idiom: Smelly shameless!

Wang Gensheng seemed to have thought of a wonderful couplet, so he also went on stage excitedly, pondered for a moment, and said into the microphone:

"Shanglian: Huang Maoer, I don't know there are mountains beyond the mountains, so I can only sit in a corner by myself."

As soon as this couplet came out, the noisy scene suddenly quieted down. Everyone turned their heads and looked sympathetically at Li Ze who was sitting alone in the corner.

Everyone knows that this couplet is mocking Li Ze, saying that he doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth, so he can only play alone in a miserable state.

"Haha, is there anyone who can match this couplet?"

Wang Gensheng said with a smile.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, but they were silent. To be honest, this couplet is very simple, but no one wants to correct it.

A female writer said with some disgust: "Isn't Wang Gensheng going too far?"

"I also think it's too much. Isn't it because of the "Praise of Poplar", Lao Wang is so small-minded. There are often conflicts in literature, how can it be so serious."

"Hey, I've really played it. It's a good couplet competition. Why does he have to come up with this couplet to humiliate others? I can't stand it anymore."

"Is that the kid? Oh, he shouldn't be in the Writer's Association. After being hit by this, I'm afraid his future will be dark!"

"..."

Holding the teacup in his hand, Li Ze trembled all over, who the hell did I provoke?Why are you targeting me?Is it over?I was stopped by you when I was speaking on stage just now, okay, I will bear it, in order to join the Writers Association, I will almost endure it like a bastard.But that's not enough, who am I going to offend if I sit in a corner by myself?Why do you want to humiliate me by publishing a couplet?

'bang'

Because of too much force, the teacup in his hand broke into several pieces, and the tea flowed all over Li Ze, but he just didn't notice it.

Li Ze's tiger eyes widened, glaring at Wang Gensheng who was still clamoring on the stage, his heart seemed to explode.

Everyone was looking at him, and there was no doubt that Li Ze would pick up the things on the table and smash them on the stage in the next second.

But this is a couplet competition, if Li Ze gets rough, he will lose...

Lao Qiu was not there, he took Li Ze's application to find Chairman Xu, Zhang Wu and that Shi Houkuan were in charge.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Wu frowned, strode up to Li Ze, stretched out his cattail fan and rubbed Li Ze's head with his big hand, and said in a low voice:
"I can't stand it anymore, Xiao Zhang, you are right. But I want to say something to you, Grandpa Zhang, I used to slip through other people's crotch in order to be able to go to school, understand?"

Li Ze turned his head and looked at this muscular old man who was nearly two meters tall, feeling inexplicable in his heart: "Grandpa Zhang, stop talking, I will bear it, I will continue to bear it!"

Zhang Wu sighed: "In fact, I don't want you to bear it. I really want you to go up and beat up that old bastard, but is it important to speak out, or is the future important? You are about to enter Yenching University, and you are only eighteen. If you can Joining the Writers Association at this age, the future is limitless. So, alas!"

Li Ze smiled, with a look of sadness in his eyes: "Grandpa Zhang, I understand."

The scene was completely silent for a while, everyone looked at Wang Gensheng on the stage, and then looked at Li Ze, and they all felt a kind of sympathy.What a good boy, why do you want to hit like this?
Wang Gensheng laughed loudly: "No one is right, right?"

Zhang Wu couldn't stand it anymore, so he picked up a piece of watermelon and threw it on it: "You haven't finished yet!"

The watermelon was still under Wang Gensheng's feet and didn't hit him, but it made him more embarrassed than hitting him.

Wang Gensheng said embarrassingly: "Zhang, Vice Chairman Zhang, what do you mean? This is a couplet contest. I made a couplet. No one is right. Why do you throw watermelons at me?"

Zhang Wu yelled: "I can't see you bullying people like this, our Xingyuan City Writers Association is not like this!"

"Why not? What isn't it? My Xingyuan City Writers' Association meets friends through literature, what's wrong with Lao Wang?"

Shi Houkuan stood up and looked at Zhang Wu with a smile.

Zhang Wu's face turned cold: "Vice Chairman Shi, it's boring for you to do this. You are the vice chairman of the Writers Association, why do you have to feel sorry for a student?"

Shi Houkuan spread his hands: "I don't have one, who didn't come from a young age? I'm doing it for his own good, lest he be too proud, let him experience the tempering of society in advance, hahahaha. The second line!"

Everyone's eyes turned away in unison, Shi Houkuan wants to make a second line?
Li Ze looked at him coldly, but saw his plump lips opening and closing, spit out this couplet:

"The first couplet is: the yellow-haired boy, who doesn't know there are mountains beyond the mountains, so he can only sit in a corner. Then I will say the second couplet: the black-haired champion, but he has high eyes and low hands, and wants to show his ambitions."

"Haha, Haolian, yes, Vice Chairman Shi is very knowledgeable."

Wang Gensheng smiled and praised, but the whole scene was strangely silent.

When Li Ze heard the second couplet came out, his face finally calmed down. He lowered his head, looked at his nose, nose, mouth, and heart, like an old monk sitting still, calm like a pool of stagnant water.

But Zhang Wu looked at him in surprise, because Lao Zhang saw the calm before the storm from him.

Wang Gensheng smiled. Seeing that no one agreed, he touched his nose in embarrassment and said:
"I thought of another Shanglian. If Vice Chairman Shi could match up again, I would be willing to bow down."

Shi Houkuan laughed loudly: "Please publish the Shanglian!"

"Little boy with an ordinary face, he wants to go to heaven with a nail on his shoulder."

Wang Gensheng's second couplet is a bit poisonous. This couplet has two meanings, saying that Li Ze has no ability, but still wants to join the Writers Association?He compared the Writers Association to the Land of Paradise in the Western Paradise.But the second meaning is calling Li Ze a pig, saying: Pig, you want to die.

Zhang Wu trembled angrily: "Wang Gensheng, are you finished?"

In the field, more than 500 people couldn't bear to look at Li Ze, and they felt a little angry in their hearts. Why is this like this?
"Oh!"

In this quiet moment, there was a loud noise from behind, but Li Ze kicked the table over, stood up, and looked at Wang Gensheng with red eyes.

Once, bear.The second time, bear with it.The third time, I can't bear it!
With a stern voice: "The second line: The old bastard, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, hides evil intentions and is going to hell!"

(End of this chapter)